Russ, What's a Furry? (1647 hits)
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Submitted by russizm (View user info) at 2004-09-01 19:42:16 EDT
Why do you exist?
What is wrong with you?
How much heroin did you shoot?
Where can I get some?
These are the questions I would ask those who call themselves "Furry's".
In case you don't know, "A furry (by definition on a self-proclaimed furry site) "usually has an empathy for a particular animal or animals in general, and will either in RL (real life) or VR (virtual reality; on the net) exhibit characteristics of an animal."
Wow. Fucking Wow.
Alright, so we have two groups of people here. First, the people who will say "meow" when answering the telephone, wear whiskers, and buy kitty litter for themselves. Second, the people who are don't have any fucking balls to do it in real life, so instead of answering the phone with "meow" they answer instant messages with "meow".
What. the. fuck.
I saw one of these guys on TV a few weeks ago. "Ok" I thought. "There's one fucking crazy person out there that has whiskers, tatoos, and food, all to be like a cat. That's nice".
Then I found out they actually have a name. And then that they have a culture. I found this site: http://www.vexen.co.uk/human/furry.html
It describes every furry-ish type notion that I could ever care about (I read about 3 paragraphs total to get me pissed off enough to write this).
I don't know what my point is, I just wish people wouldn't feel like they are so secluded from society that they need to pretend to be another animal. Ok, So, it's kinky sex, I could take that once a week, but I don't want you shitting in the litter box at the foot of the bed.
Fuck spell check and fuck furry's.
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Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-09-01 23:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha I remember seeing a "True Life: Im a furry" or some shit on MTV. I'll tell you what, those people are fucking loons. Dressing up for sex, I guess that ok, but not as a plush dog. fucking weirdos.
-BongZilla
GO EAGLES!
McNabb for MVP in 04!
Submitted by russizm (user info) at 2004-09-01 23:02:46 EDT (#)
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nice picture.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-09-01 22:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is what I was talking about: (NSFW)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/8894
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-09-01 22:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They did an episode on CSI with furrys (or whatever they call themselves). I wanted so so badly to think that it was some completely off the hook, Stanley Kubrick thing they made up in a jumping the shark kind of way. Imagine my delight when I found out that there really are people out there this fucked up.
I don't know if it's too many drugs or not enough of the right ones, but daham.
How would you even think of that? What could possibly be going on in your head, what is it, you see the cat taking a dump in the litter pan and think, "hey you know I think I'm going to try that."
There are things in this world that I don't need to know about. I'd like to do that little trick from Paycheck on dick splitting.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-09-01 22:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Furries are the worst people on earth. Even terrorists and nazis rank lower.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-09-01 20:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GOD DAMN IT THESE PEOPLE MAKE ME ANGRY
FUCKING STOP IT, JESUS CHRIST WHY DON'T YOU JUST STOP MAN?? BLRAAAHGH
Submitted by russizm (user info) at 2004-09-01 19:48:55 EDT (#)
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I think I remember a commercial about that.
On all four crawling around and shit.
Submitted by Mr_Asshat (user info) at 2004-09-01 19:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus H. Muddafukkin' Christ...
People are weird.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-09-01 19:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
There was a CSI episode about that shit last season.
I like pizza, too, but I don't want to be one. Crazy fucks.