Fags and Dykes shouldn't be allowed to adopt children (3292 hits)
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Submitted by Method (View user info) at 2004-09-02 01:40:07 EDT
I have nothing against homosexual individuals in general, they are usually merry little ass goblins. I would like to play devil's advocate here, however, and take the stance that they are totally unfit to adopt children. It's possible that a gay couple could successfully raise a child, but there are just too many obstacles to allow them to do so easily. Chances are, the kid will grow up fucked up beyond repair, and will turn into a homosexual themselves.
Some of the following material was "borrowed" from http://www.youdebate.com/DEBATES/gay_adoption.HTM
(don't bitch about how you found it on google, you anal fucks, I'm giving them credit)
The best environment for the well-being of children is a household with both a mother and a father. A homosexual environment, on the other hand, can model homosexual behavior to children. Children raised by a homosexual parent are much more likely to experiment with homosexual behavior themselves.
By creating a climate of acceptance or rejection of homosexuality within the family, parents may have some impact on their children's sexual experimentation as heterosexual, lesbian or gay. The state's interest in protecting children should continue prohibiting homosexual couples from adopting children.
Lesbians and gay men are also more likely to molest children. It is unfair to subject a child to this sort of environment, where they are under constant fear of being touched by their so called parent in a manner that makes them uncomfortable. The emotional scarring and ramifications would be staggering.
Although gay advocates say that some children will be "languishing in foster homes," if willing, any homosexual could apply to adopt these hard-to-place children. This is because single persons — including a homosexual — can already qualify to be an adoptive parent (this is already occurring, primarily in the San Francisco and Los Angeles areas). Therefore, the push for homosexual couples to jointly adopt children is actually a back-door strategy to gain the rights and benefits of homosexual "marriage."
In addition, unmarried heterosexual couples living together should not be allowed to adopt because how can they commit their lives to a child when they refuse to commit to each other in marriage? California needs to continue the current policy where children are adopted by married couples first, and second by singles whom case workers judge to have a healthy home.
Stability is the key to raising an emotionally and mentally healthy child; unmarried and homosexual partners simply cannot provide the stability that married heterosexual couples can give. "Children need a role model, both male and female. Every child has the right to both a mother and a father,". Homosexual activists put their personal desires above the rights of these children to have a chance at a normal family life with a father and mother.
A mountain of social science, the world's major religions, common sense and observation tell us that children have the best chance to thrive in married, mother-and-father-based families. Why not give kids the best possible chance at a normal, healthy family life instead of using them to make a cultural statement?
What do you think? Should they be allowed to destroy children's lives, or do they have just as good a chance at successfully raising children as a normal couple?
Eh, whatever your feelings on this issue, I think we can all agree on one thing. Rosie O'Donnell is a disgusting, unfunny, grossly hideous beast who needs to be violently shoved into a wood chipper.
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Submitted by pheelin_eerie (user info) at 2005-07-15 19:38:58 EDT (#)
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if being raised by homosexual parents somehow makes a child turn gay... what gives heterosexual parents the right to "turn" their adopted child who was born gay, straight?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-11-12 17:11:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-10 22:25:47 (#)
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Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-10 22:24:54 EST (#)
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who you got, huh?
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got rice, bitch? got rice?
got food, got soup, got spice?
got brains like us? got skills like us?
got cars? got clothes? got girls like us?
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we got money in the bank from our family jewels
can we help it if we raid and corrupt the schools?
it don't matter fuck the law shit we break the rules
we jack cars, pop games, yo we got the tools
flip it up, break it down then we shoot some pool,
you fuck with me, you fuck with all bitch, don't think it's cool
one on one fuck that it's three on one no duels
got rice bitch? got rice?
anything you can show that is nice?
got cash,got moves, got thoughts like us?
Fuck no, Hell you white you'll never be like us
Take off your shoes when you enter please
or Crawl around on the floor with your fucking knees
don't mind the smell you'll get used to it
moth balls, fried squid, and that buddha shit
what the hell is that you think i don't see
no forks in the house chops sticks only
have a taste don't be scared try the lemon tea
you don't want thats alright try the fuck on me
Got rice bitch, got rice?
Got luck anytime you roll the dice?
your luck is bad unless you run and hide,
coz we're thugs for life baby, Asian Pride...
It's the azn nigga fuck the rest
Dallas to New York jigga, we the best
Vietnam to Japan to Mongolia
Philippines to Taiwan to Cambodia
Korea, ah ah, hometown China
who you got, huh?
you got shit nigga, feel the size
it's the A-Z-N better recognize
got rice, bitch? got rice?
got food, got soup, got spice?
got brains like us? got skills like us?
got cars? got clothes? got girls like us?
wassup we the shit and we kill ya'll fools
we got money in the bank from our family jewels
can we help it if we raid and corrupt the schools?
it don't matter fuck the law shit we break the rules
we jack cars, pop games, yo we got the tools
flip it up, break it down then we shoot some pool,
you fuck with me, you fuck with all bitch, don't think it's cool
one on one fuck that it's three on one no duels
got rice bitch? got rice?
anything you can show that is nice?
got cash,got moves, got thoughts like us?
Fuck no, Hell you white you'll never be like us
Take off your shoes when you enter please
or Crawl around on the floor with your fucking knees
don't mind the smell you'll get used to it
moth balls, fried squid, and that buddha shit
what the hell is that you think i don't see
no forks in the house chops sticks only
have a taste don't be scared try the lemon tea
you don't want thats alright try the fuck on me
Got rice bitch, got rice?
Got luck anytime you roll the dice?
your luck is bad unless you run and hide,
coz we're thugs for life baby, Asian Pride...
It's the azn nigga fuck the rest
Dallas to New York jigga, we the best
Vietnam to Japan to Mongolia
Philippines to Taiwan to Cambodia
Korea, ah ah, hometown China
who you got, huh?
you got shit nigga, feel the size
it's the A-Z-N better recognize
got rice, bitch? got rice?
got food, got soup, got spice?
got brains like us? got skills like us?
got cars? got clothes? got girls like us?
wassup we the shit and we kill ya'll fools
we got money in the bank from our family jewels
can we help it if we raid and corrupt the schools?
it don't matter fuck the law shit we break the rules
we jack cars, pop games, yo we got the tools
flip it up, break it down then we shoot some pool,
you fuck with me, you fuck with all bitch, don't think it's cool
one on one fuck that it's three on one no duels
got rice bitch? got rice?
anything you can show that is nice?
got cash,got moves, got thoughts like us?
Fuck no, Hell you white you'll never be like us
Take off your shoes when you enter please
or Crawl around on the floor with your fucking knees
don't mind the smell you'll get used to it
moth balls, fried squid, and that buddha shit
what the hell is that you think i don't see
no forks in the house chops sticks only
have a taste don't be scared try the lemon tea
you don't want thats alright try the fuck on me
Got rice bitch, got rice?
Got luck anytime you roll the dice?
your luck is bad unless you run and hide,
coz we're thugs for life baby, Asian Pride...
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-09-07 21:03:05 EDT (#)
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I'm all for allowing gays and lesbians get married. I'm a believer in the fact that the times change, and we should change with them.
However... I don't think I'll ever agree that a gay couple should be allowed to adopt children.
Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-09-06 06:11:15 EDT (#)
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grr i didn't even read the whole thing, but i agree with you... despite the fact that i have a couple gay mates... i think given todays society and morals, raising a child in a homosexual family would not benefit them in the long run. No matter how great the parents are. At the end of the day, it isn't a problem with the parenting (most of the time) but a problem with society.
Submitted by KingHFB (user info) at 2004-09-06 06:06:31 EDT (#)
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it seems to me like the entire foundation of homosexual adoption is that a child should "have both a mother and a father" and "homosexual parents breed homosexual children"
both are fallacies in their own right. there are plenty of normal functioning people who were raised by single parents, or NO parents, or MANY parents [foster families]
secondly, homosexual behaviour: a) is not something which should be repressed [or such an impression be given to children] and b) does not breed homosexual behaviour.
if the latter was true, we wouldn't have homosexuals in the first place. there is also string evidence that homosexuality is mostly genetic rather than environmental. of course, children who know no better in a locked up "under-the-rock" society will be biased, but in any case the children will go to school, watch TV and be influenced by everything we are.
equality is equality, asshole.
[ps +2 for generation of conversation]
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-09-06 05:44:57 EDT (#)
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Made sense to me. I can't be bothered to read which bits you wrote and which bits you borrowed from the article to give you any more than a +0
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-09-05 21:48:25 EDT (#)
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"In addition, unmarried heterosexual couples living together should not be allowed to adopt because how can they commit their lives to a child when they refuse to commit to each other in marriage?"
Or how about they just can't commit to each other in marriage...
And what is up with homosexual people being more likely to molest children?
I would like to see the source of that statistic.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-04 02:04:44 EDT (#)
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What?
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-09-04 01:45:35 EDT (#)
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So true
Submitted by nathan_s (user info) at 2004-09-03 20:11:46 EDT (#)
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You are getting a -2 for this comment
"Lesbians and gay men are also more likely to molest children. It is unfair to subject a child to this sort of environment, where they are under constant fear of being touched by their so called parent in a manner that makes them uncomfortable. The emotional scarring and ramifications would be staggering." where the hell do you get that from. Give me data or some reasoning for that.
I almost gave you +2 for this though "Rosie O'Donnell is a disgusting, unfunny, grossly hideous beast who needs to be violently shoved into a wood chipper."
Heh Rosie, wood chipper... I get it
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-09-03 15:04:12 EDT (#)
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I agree.
Hmm Rosie and her chica don't look very comfortable kissing each other...
Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2004-09-03 00:06:48 EDT (#)
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No comment.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-09-03 00:03:04 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by KeIlio (user info) at 2004-09-02 23:59:25 (#)
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I AGREE! TEE HEE!"
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Damn you fake Kellio!!! Nice name however!
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-09-03 00:01:11 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by cantrell (user info) at 2004-09-02 09:36:19 (#)
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Kellio because the father got drunk and jumped in the sack with some fag does not mean homosexuality is in his genetic make-up. His past yes his genes maybe not."
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Homosexuality isn't a genetic characteristic, more a lifestyle determined by brain chemistry. That's why I get upset when people persecute gays because it's not like they had a choice in the matter, it's just the way their brains function.
Regardless of how drunk a guy gets, he's not going to jump in the sack with another guy unless he has some homosexual tendencies. I'm sure all of the straight men on Uber would agree with me that when you've been drunk, you haven't had the urge to have sex with another man. If you have, then I'm sorry to say but you are at least bi-sexual.
Submitted by KeIlio (user info) at 2004-09-02 23:59:25 EDT (#)
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I AGREE! TEE HEE!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-09-02 23:49:53 EDT (#)
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whore
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-02 23:23:35 EDT (#)
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Well I was raised by a single mom, and I didn't have a father figure to look up to as a child. However, I believe that is very different than if I had two mothers. At least I know how leaving a family can affect it, especially if you already fathered two kids.
Two moms, on the other hand, means no exposure to a father whatsoever. They don't even try to fulfill the father figure, they just make it seem natural that the kid has two moms. Besides, how would you feel if you had two mommies and no daddy? Especially in high school...
Why don't they just get dogs?
Submitted by Fuckstick at 2004-09-02 21:33:00 EDT (#)
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Were you adopted by homos? You seem pretty fucked up. Your childish need to get attention and your tendency to put others down may indicate that you were forced to smoke pole early on.
Seriously, butt wipe, what the fuck do you know about what's best for kids. Would your parents be proud of the shit you post on here?
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-09-02 16:55:33 EDT (#)
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Guess what? Screwed up parents make screwed up kids. The apple does not fall far from the tree.
If a child grows up surrounded by the type of perverse and evil behavior that all gays and lesbians indulge in, of course they are going to be a violent and abusive homo/homa.
Fact.
BTW, I am voting for W. so he will make homos go away forever.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-02 16:14:06 EDT (#)
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I don't think it's close-minded to think that gays shouldn't adopt. Kids have been educated for so fuckin' long in the father/mother family mold, that I don't think it's healty mentally, psychologically, chemically, call it whatever you want.
We evolved this way. I'm not saying the kid would be automatically fucked up but it certainly increase the chances.
But then again, divorce can have pretty much the same effects so should we forbid divorce ? Should we forbid parents to both work and leave a child to be raised by strangers ? The question isn't if it's morally right or not but rather if we can deal with the risk/consequences of new liberties.
I hope I made some sense because I'm tired as fuck.
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:58:29 EDT (#)
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I would usually -2 something like this, but you are obviously interested in actual dialogue and debate, as opposed to shit-stirring.
I didnt read all the replies so forgive me if my points have already been brought up.
First of all, gays/lesbians are not any more likely to molest a kid than Father Joseph or Creepy Gym Teacher. A gay friend of mine once said, on the subject, "I'm gay; not a pedophile."
Second, the divorce rate in the US is approximately 50%. Think about all of the broken homes with only a strong female presence, and no paternal role model, or vice versa. If gays and lesbians are not allowed to have children, single parents should not be able to either.
Third, studies show that children brought up in gay/lesbian households are no more or less likely to exhibit homosexual behavior later in life than those children brought up in straight households.
Fourth, and this is purely my personal opinion, it is TOTALLY unfair to deprive a child of two loving gay parents who would be more than able to provide for him or her, solely on the basis of their sexual identity. Why should a kid have to go through life in an underprivelaged or otherwise "not good" environment when a well off gay couple would be so happy to adopt?
In short, love is love.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:36:45 EDT (#)
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ROSIE IS HOT!!!
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:21:35 EDT (#)
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Way to fan the flames of inequality and ignorace. You're not my hero anymore!
Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:12:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:05:16 EDT (#)
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Shlongy has something up his ass ALL the time, and he is anti-anti-gay post... hmmm...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43774
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:04:02 EDT (#)
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Gay-shmay, it's all a choice, and a bad one.
Hell, I was able to pay the rent 6 months in advance by taking a bit part in 'Anal Marauders II: The Return of the Backdoor Bandito," and I'm not gay.
These gays should just straighten out and fly right.
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2004-09-02 12:22:21 EDT (#)
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i like your constant loyalty monkeyparts
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-02 11:58:32 EDT (#)
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That's because you're a pathetic ass kisser, munkeypants.
But at least you're consistent.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-02 11:20:20 EDT (#)
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gosh, even when I disagree I have to +2 you.
Submitted by my dads arent gay at 2004-09-02 11:17:00 EDT (#)
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wooooooooooooooooooooooo ok post great reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-02 11:01:50 EDT (#)
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And our author shouldn't be allowed to father children, although given his past track record, I doubt we're in any danger of that happening...unless he can get his right hand pregnant.
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2004-09-02 10:53:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-02 08:56:38 (#)
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"Being a believer that homosexual behavior is innate and genetic"
If homosexuality is genetic, wouldn't it just get fltered away because homosexuals tend to procreate less than heterosexuals?
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people with downs syndrome don't tend to procreate either. downs syndrome is rampant. you do the maths.
to the poster, i don't really want homosexual couples to adopt kids, but given that you've decided to be the devils representative, i'll play jehova's advocate.
"By creating a climate of acceptance or rejection of homosexuality within the family, parents may have some impact on their children's sexual experimentation as heterosexual, lesbian or gay"
so?
"Lesbians and gay men are also more likely to molest children"
says who?
"the world's major religions, common sense and observation tell us that children have the best chance to thrive in married, mother-and-father-based families."
oh, well if the world's major religions say so then that settles it. when debating 21st century social politics, it's important to consult the people whos lives are dictated by a 2000 year old fairytale. and who could argue with solid evidence like 'common sense and' and best of all 'observation'
here's another observation: go suck a dick you meathead.
and so i rest my case. jesus would be proud.
Submitted by ASSMAN (user info) at 2004-09-02 10:29:47 EDT (#)
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Right wing fucking banter.
have a nice day
Submitted by cexshun (user info) at 2004-09-02 10:13:18 EDT (#)
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Complete crap. Unbelievable statments made with no siting of sources, i.e. Gay and Lesbian are more likely to molest. Hey dipshit, statistics say straight, white men are the most likely to molest. I have no problem with you taking the stance against gay adoption, but don't use FUD and meaningless propaganda to do so.
Submitted by FetusesAreDelicious (user info) at 2004-09-02 10:10:32 EDT (#)
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hm..at first i was going to -2 this for being a piece of ignorant bullshit... but the thought of making Rosie Chips is just funny. +2 for the Wood Chipper of Dooom.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-09-02 09:53:50 EDT (#)
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"I think we can all agree on one thing. Rosie O'Donnell is a disgusting, unfunny, grossly hideous beast who needs to be violently shoved into a wood chipper."
This line was so good, not only have I gone gay, but I got me an idea for a fiancee. You busy in June?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-09-02 09:50:37 EDT (#)
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"...violently shoved into a wood chipper"
I've found there really isn't any other way to GET someone into a wood chipper. Gentle prodding hasn't worked for me as of yet.
Wait... what? I didn't say that...
Submitted by Ancius (user info) at 2004-09-02 09:48:19 EDT (#)
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massive, massive generalisations.
The statistic that homosexuals are more likely to molest children is utter crap. A Statistic most likely garnered from the fact that it was based on numbers of abused children in homosexual families expressed as a percentsge, with no control group.
your opinion is your own, but don't pretend to be devils advocate, your just expressing predjudice in an intelligent manner.
Submitted by cantrell (user info) at 2004-09-02 09:36:19 EDT (#)
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Kellio because the father got drunk and jumped in the sack with some fag does not mean homosexuality is in his genetic make-up. His past yes his genes maybe not. JMG, not good just not good
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-09-02 09:33:00 EDT (#)
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"If homosexuality is genetic, wouldn't it just get fltered away because homosexuals tend to procreate less than heterosexuals?"
No. In the same way that pedophelia and gender dysphoria can occur due to hormonal washes in the womb, it's not a trait passed on voluntarily by the parents. If the pre-birth conditions are right, it'll happen. Why would someone choose to be gay, or a pedophiliac, or transgendered, given the social stigmas inherent with such lifestyles? You're simply born with a predisposition.
Submitted by cantrell (user info) at 2004-09-02 09:26:48 EDT (#)
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Kellio are you really that stupid?
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-09-02 09:22:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-09-02 02:48:53 (#)
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Method, this topic is more done than your asshole at a steambath. My mouth is yawning wider than your poo chute.
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So you've not only memorized the dimensions of Method's asshole, but you've investigated as to the cause of them and now practice making your mouth the same size.
Which one of you is gay?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-09-02 09:10:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-02 08:56:38 EDT (#)
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JMG
"Being a believer that homosexual behavior is innate and genetic"
If homosexuality is genetic, wouldn't it just get fltered away because homosexuals tend to procreate less than heterosexuals?
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-09-02 08:43:56 EDT (#)
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I think that they should be given the chance to raise children. Being a believer that homosexual behavior is innate and genetic, as opposed to learned, I think that if a child is going to experiment with homosexuality, he or she will do so regardless.
Someone I know was raised by a heterosexual mother and transgendered father. He seemed to turn out just fine.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-09-02 05:46:11 EDT (#)
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Hey look! It's that Danny Vinyard kid!
Submitted by digitalKRONIC at 2004-09-02 05:42:41 EDT (#)
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I don't agree, it was just too funny to see this listed under romance.
Bwhahahahahaha!
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-09-02 05:26:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-09-02 02:48:53 (#)
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Method, this topic is more done than your asshole at a steambath. My mouth is yawning wider than your poo chute.
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Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-09-02 04:36:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Seeing as you're playing Devil's advocate, does this mean that you don't necessarily agree with this shit that you posted? I don't believe that just because you had gay parents that you will be gay. Homosexuality isn't a product of environment, it's a predetermined mindset, so if you're gay, then you may as well just accept it and move on.
As for the whole thing about children being better off with a mother and father, well the fact that around 50% of all marriages in western society end in divorce means that this is no guarantee of a stable family life.
And finally, homosexuality should be viewed on a scale. It's not like your either straight or gay, and there is no room in the middle for anyone else. There are alot of people out there who are heterosexual, but have indulged in what would be considered homosexual behaviour. Sure Daddy might be a happy heterosexual man who has been married to Mummy for 10 years, but the kiddies don't know that back in the day he experimented with homosexuality, and enjoyed it. He finally decided to settle down with a woman, and has been happy ever since, but fact is that although you would classify him as a heterosexual, he still does have elements of homosexuality in his genetic make up.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-02 03:54:14 EDT (#)
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AJ is a tool. Carry on.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-02 02:57:11 EDT (#)
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mmmmm.......steambath
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-09-02 02:48:53 EDT (#)
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Method, this topic is more done than your asshole at a steambath. My mouth is yawning wider than your poo chute.
Ghey.
Negative two.
Submitted by Walsareck (user info) at 2004-09-02 02:42:22 EDT (#)
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Finally, Method has stopped the ass-hole posts and done one that is constructive to make Most Heated!
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-09-02 02:36:32 EDT (#)
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My head just exploded off my body. I'll refrain from contradicting almost everything you said and give you a +1. I can't be positive you're not pulling me through the dirt with your Shenaniganmobile. Besides, just because I don't agree with you 100% doesn't mean you don't deserve some credit for a *shudder* decent post.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-02 02:35:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-02 02:33:37 EDT (#)
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Hell, they eat our dogs, it's only fair that we eat their babies.
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-09-02 02:32:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-02 02:29:48 (#)
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who the hell wants a chinese baby?
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That's a baby on a bed of rice with some steamed vegetables and some spicy Szechuan sauce right?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-02 02:31:53 EDT (#)
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Roman Polanski?
Oh, it was a rhetorical question.
I stick by my answer.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-02 02:29:48 EDT (#)
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who the hell wants a chinese baby?
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-09-02 02:22:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-09-02 02:05:20 (#)
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"he and his partner had to fucking fight the Child Services Bureau to adopt a child"
Disregarding the emotive issue it is a shame the Bureau lost. There are plenty of married heterosexual couples out there who also want to adopt and cannot find a child.
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If a family cant find a child then they are morons and shouldnt be allowed to adopt in the first place. Hundreds of thousands of children are abandoned every year in Russia (and i'm sure China is even worse) and there are plenty of programs available to bring them back to the states.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-09-02 02:19:02 EDT (#)
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That's a whole pile of bullshit, but your responses are funny, so +1
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-02 02:17:36 EDT (#)
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Sean, this is an important issue, and like I said, I was playing devil's advocate. I have learned that the only way to get people to get involved in an issue is to be an asshole and present the darker side of t. Call it hitwhoring or whatever you want, but this is the best way to get people involved.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-02 02:14:30 EDT (#)
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I hate Rosie and I hate you for being such a good whore.
"Therefore, the push for homosexual couples to jointly adopt children is actually a back-door strategy to gain the rights and benefits of homosexual "marriage."
No pun intended, I'm sure.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-09-02 02:14:06 EDT (#)
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god damn whoever the fuck wrote this is a moron. i hope that you dont actually believe this garbage and (i never thought i'd say this) only decided to post this for hits.
Lesbians and gay men are also more likely to molest children?
Where the fuck did they come up with this shit?
Submitted by butterball (user info) at 2004-09-02 02:10:30 EDT (#)
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Completely and utterlly disagree (or really don't care), but easily a +2 because Rosie should indeed be shoved into a wood chipper.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-02 02:10:08 EDT (#)
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the kid was probably defective, that's why no heterosexual couple would adopt him. The fact that gay couples would take any three eyed, crotchety kid that comes their way shows that they're in it for other reasons.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-09-02 02:08:22 EDT (#)
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yea...uh daking, the child was in the Services for over a year.
so i guess there wasnt any.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-09-02 02:07:07 EDT (#)
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Hmmm. Well, ok.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-09-02 02:05:20 EDT (#)
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"he and his partner had to fucking fight the Child Services Bureau to adopt a child"
Disregarding the emotive issue it is a shame the Bureau lost. There are plenty of married heterosexual couples out there who also want to adopt and cannot find a child.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-09-02 02:05:18 EDT (#)
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youre such a bastard method.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-02 02:03:54 EDT (#)
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I think the Child Services Bureau had their reasons for giving your Uncle Kidtoucher a hard time. Statistics don't lie.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-09-02 02:00:29 EDT (#)
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bring it Sully.
bring it.
Im sorry if im so sensitive about the issue but my uncle is gay and he and his partner had to fucking fight the Child Services Bureau to adopt a child whose mother was a crack addict and father was an alcholic.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-02 01:55:45 EDT (#)
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I'll kill bob for like 4 dollars for you.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-09-02 01:52:19 EDT (#)
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If this is a joke...its not funny.
If you truly believe this...i feel sorry for you.
So you think it would be better for a child to rot in Child Services than to be adopted into a loving, financially stable household?
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-09-02 01:49:39 EDT (#)
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+2 for the part about Rosie O'Donnell.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-09-02 01:49:38 EDT (#)
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"The best environment for the well-being of children is a household with both a mother and a father."
And just because there are a lot of children out there with only a mother OR a father does not mean that is an excuse for gay couples or singles to adopt.
Call me square I don't care.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-02 01:46:49 EDT (#)
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I don't think a pile of sticks and a wall that retains water can adopt anyway.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-09-02 01:43:07 EDT (#)
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I bet this gets on most heated.
Whatever, you can use my woodchipper. If the fat bitch will fit into it.