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Advance Australia Fair (1154 hits)

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Rating: 1.73 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Scotsman (View user info) at 2004-09-02 08:29:17 EDT


My Aussie girlfriend just sent this to me. It looks like I may be able to emigrate there after all....well as soon as I get myself a criminal record that is.



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Submitted by shannzza (user info) at 2004-10-01 14:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHA I couldnt stop laughing! "I will leave no galah unflaming"-- that was soo funny i just kept thinkinh of Alf- i think his name was in Home and Away (i stopped watching when i realised that is is the biigest shit pot bloody tv series ever- but i watched it for vinnie- mmmmmm) anyway that alf guy kept ssayin "flamin' galahs"!

When i was in France a while ago, whenever something shit happened id yell flamin' galahs! But not in public i might add!!

Every coutnry needs one of those !

Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-09-02 11:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I want someone to do one of these for Scotland!! I would do but to damn busy!

Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-09-02 09:39:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Are there any Aussies in Australia?

Seriously I have never met a bad Aussie and every Aussie lassie I have met has been erm....accomodating :)

Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-09-02 09:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-02 08:51:58 (#)
Ranking: 2

Let's hear it for the continuation of stereotypes in a lighthearted manner while still making it clear that said stereotype does, in fact, exist, and that mockery of the stereotype is encouraged!


.....?

That's never going to catch on.

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie?

***************

Oi, oi, oi, my friend.

I love being Australian. In... Indonesia.... bah... This country sucks just a little... Inod that is, not Aus.

Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2004-09-02 09:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Midnight Oil were awesome.
But I want the hearing in my left ear back, please.

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-09-02 09:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Reminds me of the Monty Python sketch with all the Bruce's from the Australia University Philosophy dept...and I like it!



Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-09-02 09:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I said that my Aussie girlfriend sent it too me!!!! Did not claim it as my own!!!

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-09-02 09:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.plus613.com/image/2330

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I THOUGHT IT WAS YOUR OWN WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

still funny tho

Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-09-02 08:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BONZA!

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-02 08:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahah!

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-09-02 08:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

my brother's name is stevo

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-02 08:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Let's hear it for the continuation of stereotypes in a lighthearted manner while still making it clear that said stereotype does, in fact, exist, and that mockery of the stereotype is encouraged!


.....?

That's never going to catch on.

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie?

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-09-02 08:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Im the only aussie in SW1. Cant stand those Shepherds bush beer throwing bastards,

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-09-02 08:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

funny as fuck

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-09-02 08:37:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Those fucking pooftas are tearing Australia apart

Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-09-02 08:30:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ausralians rock!


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