More about my Girl Jaylena and Beast Wishes for this Weekend! (1076 hits)
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Submitted by Daniel Jaines (View user info) at 2004-09-02 13:45:10 EDT
Okay first GOOD NEWS!
My son who is studying to be a layer has given me a brand new computer pogrom that checks both spelling AND grammar so my posts hear should be a LOT easier to reed!
I said in my last pots that I was going to talk about my girl Jaylena and how my beat friend Nobe is always trying to tell me she is black. Nuisance! I am a pride white Christian American man and while I do not HATE the negro, I believe in the suppression of the races. No mixing. This is not a coattail party, people!
I am not stupid. I now what a black looks like. I know what a chinaman looks like. I know what an Indian looks like, and both kinds, the Casino tribes and the ones on the other side of the ocean that are the furry-eaters.
Here is the age old agreement we always have.
Nobe says "Look at her bud!" And I saw yes, it's is a nice round firm perky jutting prefect butt and I can't STOP looking.
And Nobe says 'Look at her big nig lips!" and I say you compliant jag off don't you now that in female banality, cretin body parts get puffed and enraged when the woman is exited? And when Jaylena seize me she gets all excited and her womanish parts puff up.
And I say look! Jaylena has green eyes and strait hair and juts a bit of a tan and she speaks perfectly with no Ebonies or slang so she is WHITE!
Jaylena looks lots like the sects machine actress Vanessa Williams the same skin an hair and eye color. And Vanessa William is white, as God is my witless! My girl is taller a thinner but she's meaty ware it matters!
That is all I have to say for today. I am packing for a trap, Jaylena and I are going awry for the weekend. Just me and my girl on a beech naked as jaybirds. Anyhow she is at work and I have to park her stuff. So I have to go because you should see the list of stuff she left me!!! Nubian Heritage Butter Soap! Baka Beauty All Natural Herbal Relaxer! Black Opal Cosmetics by the shitload! Hell, I'm gone have to rent a U-Hall!
Have a grate Lager Day weekend Under friends!
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Submitted by dexpaxas (user info) at 2007-01-12 17:48:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you are clever.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-01-12 17:37:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
excellent
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-01-13 18:28:00 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-09-20 15:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Nubian Heritage Butter Soap! Baka Beauty All Natural Herbal Relaxer! Black Opal Cosmetics by the shitload!"
naw, she aint be black!
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-09-02 23:35:28 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-02 23:28:52 (#)
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Fuck. This the last time I'm going to answer you, Kellio, and it's just for clarification."
Seriously? You promise? Thank god I don't have to put up with this bullshit anymore.
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-09-02 23:33:16 EDT (#)
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Lord God and sonny Jesus! You pretty smart for a girl, Circle!
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-09-02 23:32:07 EDT (#)
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Good one Dan!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-02 23:28:52 EDT (#)
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Fuck. This the last time I'm going to answer you, Kellio, and it's just for clarification.
You misunderstood me. I didn't mean "Stop posting and reviewing." I meant "Please refrain from indulging in pointless arguments in a fruitless attempt to deride a genre you lack the cognitive capacity to understand."
"Stop trying" was punchier, though.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-09-02 23:13:29 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-02 22:59:42 (#)
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!
You're getting funnier with every post. This one was the best so far.
Kellio, just.. stop trying. Okay?"
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I'm free to post and review whatever I want, and I will keep doing so. Do you think that I'm just going to stop because you say so? You must be confusing me for someone who respects and values your opinion.
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-09-02 23:10:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-09-02 23:02:53 (#)
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....Half-cast? Who's the racist again? At least Jaines is up front about it.
Oh, and by the way, GOOD catch on the Vanessa Williams thing. I don't think anyone else caught that...
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I don't see how that's racist. After all she obviously has black and white heritage, and the term half cast refers to that. I don't know about you, but that's not a racist term where I'm from.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-09-02 23:02:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-09-02 22:48:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Vanessa Williams is a fine piece of ass, a fine piece of BLACK ass that is! She is clearly a half cast and better still she is married to a half cast (Basketball player Rick Fox).
You call yourself a racist and you've been wacking off to a black girl? For shame!!!
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Half-cast? Who's the racist again? At least Jaines is up front about it.
Oh, and by the way, GOOD catch on the Vanessa Williams thing. I don't think anyone else caught that...
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-02 22:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!
You're getting funnier with every post. This one was the best so far.
Kellio, just.. stop trying. Okay?
Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-09-02 22:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Vanessa Williams is a fine piece of ass, a fine piece of BLACK ass that is! She is clearly a half cast and better still she is married to a half cast (Basketball player Rick Fox).
You call yourself a racist and you've been wacking off to a black girl? For shame!!!
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:24:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by causeican (user info) at 2004-09-02 14:13:49 (#)
Ranking: -2ell check you fucknutcuntbitchsluthoe
Their is no reason to use such nancy words.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
heres some bad news.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok, I can't come up with any better ways to make your posts entertaining, so I'm going to start doing movie poster-style reviews. That is, I will take a statement or statements from your post and clip them to read the way that best describes it....
"... witless!"
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Strange, but it made me laugh. A raised eyebrow, confused kinda laugh, but a laugh nonetheless.
Submitted by hummer_please (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you rule
Submitted by Commie_bastard (user info) at 2004-09-02 14:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You rock, who ever is behind this.
Submitted by screaney (user info) at 2004-09-02 14:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
just awesome.....
Submitted by causeican (user info) at 2004-09-02 14:13:49 EDT (#)
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spell check you fucknutcuntbitchsluthoe
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-02 14:10:23 EDT (#)
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If this dork has to STUDY to be a layer, he's not doing it right.
Nor will he ever do so.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-09-02 13:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Beast" wishes? son studying to be a "layer?" -1
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-09-02 13:50:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2004-09-02 13:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm celebrating Porter Day this weekend, ...instead of Lager Day, d'you get it, I could have said I.P.A. but i don't know if that would have been as funny.
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