my essay on the united states country (661 hits)
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Submitted by screaney (View user info) at 2004-09-02 14:18:22 EDT
i heard of this really cool country the other days. i think it is called the united states of america. i learnt about it in my history class. i'm not sure where it is on the map, but apparently, the inhabitants are really nice and caring for each others. in their great land, there is something called 'democracy'. this means 'rule by the people,' so if the average citizen wants to make a point, he can. or 'she' can, because its a pure society without a sexism.
this whole nation, it all a started when these really nice people from europe came to find a new land to make their home. these europeans were very white in skin colour so they had to somehow 'integrate' with the real natives of this land. the natives were red. so, the white treated the natives with a delicate hand and made good business offers with them. this created a strong 'pink' friendship between the white and the red that would last for many years.
one day, however, the white firmly wanted to make their new land to become a country. this was a good idea. the problem was their was an opposition from europe. so an arguement started and lasted 5 years i think. this was too bad, but in the end, it was settled fairly by some politicians. and this new country was born.
later on, a new breed of people was warmly welcomed to this land by the whites. all the way from african continent i think, the black people were brought to this country. the black was gaven new job opportunities with all sorts of benefits. it seems that everyone was happy in this great world. but for reason, the europeans were arguementing that about the black's payment plans and things like this. so a small dispute came about but was settled soon afterwards. after that, there was big celebration. and times have never been the better.
so, this country is very fondly regarded by the world. jobs, teaching, and doctors are all ready for you. there is a total love for the freedom to this country. my teacher told me that the this country is 'home of the freedom and the braveries' and a 'land of proportunity'. he also told me that this country saved the world from a nazi plague and the yellow hordes. but i'm not sure what he means. he also said that this country believes in my Heavenly Father and would never miss a sunday school class. oh ya, i almost forgot, in the united states, you can say what you want too and everyone is an equal right.
this all sounds really neat and exciting. i hope one day the whole world can to learn what i've learnt about this great country of the united states of american.
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Submitted by screaney (user info) at 2004-09-17 17:07:58 EDT (#)
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i am praying for you mr. bush *(crosses fingers)*
Submitted by dickhead (user info) at 2004-09-03 00:45:07 EDT (#)
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Good work! They really are as great as they keeptelling us they are!
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2004-09-02 18:17:31 EDT (#)
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This was very good.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-09-02 14:59:49 EDT (#)
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zinged with the hacker-translator!
<<*((BAM))*>>!
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-09-02 14:59:44 EDT (#)
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I can't argue with that.
Submitted by screaney (user info) at 2004-09-02 14:59:34 EDT (#)
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hi willzone, will you come over to play with me after class?
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-09-02 14:57:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-09-02 14:57:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-09-02 14:47:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-09-02 14:38:29 EDT (#)
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I always thought that American history was nowhere near as complicated as the textbooks try to convince you...
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-09-02 14:24:36 EDT (#)
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This was actually pretty funny.