Kellio. (815 hits)
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Submitted by I LOVE TV.<Silent_scope19.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-02 14:56:24 EDT
What a putrid waste of a puny penis you are! You should face legal action for your attempt to impersonate a man, you ridiculous little mascara face-painted Jerk-In-The-Box. You couldn't get a date if you bought them dried in a tin, you under-medicated, rump-ruptured chronic self-abuser. You're the kind of greasy, giggling, girly gombeen who buys STDs from a viral lab just to make it look like you get laid. You're damn right about being vomit-inducing fugly. You have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. How much would you change to haunt a house? All left-wingers are chronic alcoholics who molest small animals, masturbate behind bushes, and wear fish-net tights while singing Elton John songs. If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to run a piss ant's go-kart around the inside of a donut, you slivering spawn from a hemorrhoidal leper's rectum. Did your mother leave you in the dryer too long when you were a kid, you little tap-dancing Leprechaun in a pink wig? Be careful you don't bump your head on the door handle on the way out. I bet the highway patrol make you wear a sign on your fat ass that reads, 'Caution: Wide Load!' Get a job, you goddamn leach! You're as useful as anti-wrinkle cream in a lepor colony, you clodhopping simpleton. I love that suit you're wearing. You never throw anything away, do you? Try this maneuver: Take 50-60 paces backwards. Take several deep breaths. Sprint forward at full speed. Do a triple summersault through the air, and disappear up your own asshole.
You Democrat Fanatic son of a bitch.
User Reviews
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-02 17:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe you shouldn't love TV so much buddy
Submitted by DanJaines (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dispose Kellio.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus fucking christ someone is angry...


