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Pull My Hair And Fuck Me In The Ass With A Tire Iron. Please. (1141 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -0.25 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Crux (View user info) at 2004-09-02 15:24:38 EDT


Ubersite sucks fucking cock nowadays.

What the hell have you people done to it?

I think this site would be a lot better if we all got together and fucked each other in the asses with tire irons. Especially if we used spit for lube. That would rock. That would return Uber back to what it's supposed to be all about! Pure unadulterated tire iron ass fucking.

Hell yea.

So what's up bitches? Whaddaya say?

Oh yea, go read this post, it's the only one of mine that's got a positive rating:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/41484

Here's a cute pic! Random? Yes, but so is tire iron ass fucking and you liked that!





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Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-02 19:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by jlbinct (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:36:05 (#)
Ranking: 0

-2 because the post sucked all kinds of ass
+2 because of the awesome pic

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Submitted by Anonymous at 2004-09-02 19:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Because you used pull hair fuck ass and tire iron all in one title.

Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2004-09-02 18:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

AWESOME!

Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-09-02 18:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Sick of uber sucking?
Complaining about your negative ratings?

...post something worth reading! That'll contribute to solving both problems.

Submitted by monkeyrape (user info) at 2004-09-02 18:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm intrigued

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-02 17:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This post reminds me of poop.

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-02 17:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I agree. Now the site is fixed with all the idiots like me :)

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-02 16:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I smiled at this, what's wrong ?

Submitted by Crux (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WillZone, you're a pansy, you're one of the reasons this place suxorz.

I roxorz. U R PNED!!

Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


Getting your hair pulled while being spanked with a seatbelt is fun too.

Submitted by Crux (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:44:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey while you guys are diggin on my positive post why not check out some of my superb poetry as well???

Oh yea, die.

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i love people who say this place blows yet are here everyday...the internet is infinite...go somewhere else if it sucks so bad.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

LIKED IT ALLLLLLOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I agree... this place blows

Tire iron ass fucking for everyone....and getting to see Ainkara's tits of course
(a personal quest of mine..and a post too I might add)...so far it hasn't worked

<sigh>

Submitted by jlbinct (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

-2 because the post sucked all kinds of ass
+2 because of the awesome pic

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 for the catchy title

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Brilliant

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your only positive post is plagiarized. Yep, it's going to get brutalized.

Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:27:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

SPT strikes again!

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-02 15:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Now others are going to go back and -2 your only positive post into oblivion. Just watch.

Not me, I'm not like that.

But everybody else is.

+2 for this one, you'll need it.


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