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Hey, Whiny Bitches (956 hits)

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Rating: 0.94 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Puking Dog (View user info) at 2004-09-02 17:17:17 EDT


Today our facility took in a nine-year-old girl. She is feisty as hell. She'll tell you to fuck off as easily as you would say hello to your Grandma. Why is this girl with us? Why didn't she stay with one of the THIRTY - yes, thirty, foster homes that she has been in within the last 9 months? Was it because one of her foster parents was fucking her? Maybe. Was it because no one could handle her absolute (and well-justified) lack of trust for anyone? More than likely. Now we have her, and our sole responsibility is to try to create a place she feels is safe. Of course, she is a seasoned veteran at pushing people away. Hopefully we can understand that in time, before she runs off into the hills...

At all of nine years, this girl is homeless and parentless. Her mom died nine months ago from a drug overdose - one of many, this one fatal. At six or seven, her mom recruited her as a partner in prostitution, and at nine she has had three years' worth of prostitute sex and drugs. With johns and her mom, often.

I remember KoolMang bitching about his job at the coffee store one time, and how life as a teenager just sucked. I remember some whiney shit talking about the horrors of saggy breasts. I also remember some absolute brain dead asscrack shitposter who said he had nothing to live for because he and his parents were too poor for him to go to college.

I am a businessperson. I don't take care of these kids, barely ever talk to them. However, as I read this girl's intake report, I realize how lucky all you bitches (and the rest of us) are.

So, just because you are a fucking greedy, undisciplined, unmotivated, entitled, whiny, lazy, malcontent, shit-eating pimple-faced American (or Canadian), half-witted, backwards ignoramus me me me with nothing better than "Waaaahhh, poor me, look at my life, all I can do is type on my $2,000 computer!" I say, on behalf of the rest of us:

Fuck you very much, I hope your ass splits open and your eyeballs bleed so you can know what a real problem is. Now turn off your computer and go read a book or join the Peace Corps.


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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-05-27 01:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for posting something to put those emobitches in their places

Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-27 01:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-02 19:16:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

On a lighter note, I don't feel bad for this girl at all.

She could very easily have gone to ANY ADULT ON THE STREET and told them what her mom was doing.

She didn't.

It's her own fucking fault.

...................

Yeah...like kids actually do that. Christ. We have adults who are physically abused by their spouses and don't say a damn thing to anyone.

I hope she gets the help she needs.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-05-26 23:45:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Without her, I would have to go to a playground to fuck a seven year old. Fuck you, and I'll soon fuck her.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-05-26 23:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-03-31 15:46:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Kellio (user info) at 2004-09-02 23:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking too right! I'm sick of people bitching about what amounts to insignificant bullshit compared to the horrors that other people live through.

Submitted by Garet_Jax (user info) at 2004-09-02 19:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-02 19:16:38 (#)
Ranking: -2

On a lighter note, I don't feel bad for this girl at all.

She could very easily have gone to ANY ADULT ON THE STREET and told them what her mom was doing.

She didn't.

It's her own fucking fault.
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Bullshit, few kids that young will have the initiative to do something like that.
+2 because you're damn right about people whining when they shouldn't.
-2 because people bitch about this shit all the time but nothing is gonna make it change. Human nature, get over it.

Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-09-02 19:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-02 19:16:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

On a lighter note, I don't feel bad for this girl at all.

She could very easily have gone to ANY ADULT ON THE STREET and told them what her mom was doing.

She didn't.

It's her own fucking fault.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-02 19:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Waa-waa posts make teh baby jeebus cry.

Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2004-09-02 19:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Not venting - everything is your own responsibility - not asking for you to cry for a little kid - that would be a lot to ask from a shallow piece of shit like you anyway - not the point regardless - this isn't for you - go fuck yourself and that stupid fucking "wanker" word you assholes continue to use even though it makes you sound completely gay for saying it - fucking motherland brainless shite eater - I love you all, because I know you have SERIOUS problems - dick in your mouth, balls on your chin, etc.



Submitted by angry_keebler (user info) at 2004-09-02 18:28:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-09-02 18:20:45 (#)
Ranking: -2


Fuck you!

I have no hands! I have to type with my tongue and pay little Miguel Guerrera to wipe my ass! And I have to deal with the frustration of knowing that I could fire Miguel if only my spine was more flexible! So fuck you!

_____________________________________________________________________________________

Hahaha. But seriously, fuck you you fucking wank. Go vent your frustrations elsewhere. The fact that some little shit's mom was a coke-head prostitute does not mean that we should have to feel sorry for the fact that our problems are a little less "meaningfull" to YOU. Eat shit and die.


Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-09-02 18:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


Fuck you!

I have no hands! I have to type with my tongue and pay little Miguel Guerrera to wipe my ass! And I have to deal with the frustration of knowing that I could fire Miguel if only my spine was more flexible! So fuck you!



Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-09-02 17:44:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

You are absolutely correct. Us infidels need to stop saying "Me Me Me", and start chanting "Alah, Alah, Alah".

At least that chick is probably earning more per hour than KoolMang. The glass is half full.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-02 17:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This ain't bad. I'm honored to ruin the perfect score though. Fuck that noise.

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-02 17:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I welcome back anyone who knows how to write. We sure do need that right now.

Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2004-09-02 17:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh yeah - and what do you care, anyway? You've read one of my posts before... ha ha

Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2004-09-02 17:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Moved from AK, then went to Australia for a few weeks. It took me 4 fucking months to find a decent job that would let me post during the day... miss me?

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-02 17:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Where ya been, fucknuts?

Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-09-02 17:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If I ever post "sad" shit about my job, I want you all to kill me.

Seriously.

Submitted by dicquellis (user info) at 2004-09-02 17:25:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-09-02 17:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"So, just because you are a fucking greedy, undisciplined, unmotivated, entitled, whiny, lazy, malcontent, shit-eating pimple-faced American (or Canadian), half-witted, backwards ignoramus me me me with nothing better than "Waaaahhh, poor me, look at my life, all I can do is type on my $2,000 computer!""

I resent that...I am only whiny most of the time, not ALL the time.

Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-09-02 17:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2004-09-02 17:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment


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