Listen bitches squattail has something to say (2743 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: -0.87 on 108 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2004-09-02 18:49:06 EDT
Listen up, I'm speaking. Matt's mom is fucking hot. OK. I'm done here, run along.
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-28 22:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Indeed she is.
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-09 08:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
meh, i've seen hotter
Submitted by equaIizer (user info) at 2004-10-21 00:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Equalized! 1992622
Submitted by EricRice (user info) at 2004-10-17 22:17:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spitwads are not free speech.
Submitted by stevendurle (user info) at 2004-10-17 16:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Milk is good for you. 954601
Submitted by Eric_Rice (user info) at 2004-10-17 14:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Fake_BargIed (user info) at 2004-10-17 13:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by stevendureI (user info) at 2004-10-17 13:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by newuser (user info) at 2004-10-17 12:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-10-04 20:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-23 22:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-23 21:57:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything Fetish knows about women can be inscribed on the end of his microscopic dick, which ironically, has never seen pussy in it's sad little, pimple faced, friendless, virging geek homo life.
He's one of those dipshits who used to get his ass kicked, at minimum, once a week in school, grades K -12.
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How do you know about my dick? Fagot.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-23 21:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything Fetish knows about women can be inscribed on the end of his microscopic dick, which ironically, has never seen pussy in it's sad little, pimple faced, friendless, virging geek homo life.
He's one of those dipshits who used to get his ass kicked, at minimum, once a week in school, grades K -12.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-09-23 21:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude......
Submitted by firefox (user info) at 2004-09-20 08:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-20 07:54:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok, I admit it i'm totally gay. I really want to fuck my Dad.
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This chap seems to have no problem hiding his sickness.
Fucking homo!
Submitted by Kristen. (user info) at 2004-09-10 22:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by bargIed (user info) at 2004-09-06 22:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-09-06 20:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Is this UberPimping? "
It ain't easy,
But it's necessary.
Submitted by vajokki (user info) at 2004-09-05 23:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thats Hulk Hogan
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-05 23:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah, the bigass arm she's touching scares me a little.
Is that Mr. T?
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-05 23:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hot? No.
Fuckable? Yes.
Is this UberPimping?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-05 22:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just because I'm happy that Fetish and I finally came to an ultimatum.
Fetish:
How about this?
Rate each others posts if they're +2 material, otherwise don't rate it at all.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-05 21:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-05 21:40:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
Electro, you are a fat fuck. Fetish, you are a scary Quagmire fuck.
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Your opinion doesn't count.
Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-05 21:40:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Electro, you are a fat fuck. Fetish, you are a scary Quagmire fuck.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-05 21:31:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*shine*
All better.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-05 21:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*squeak squeak squeak*
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-05 21:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*scrub scrub scrub*
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-05 21:30:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GODDAMNIT! WILL YOU PEOPLE QUIT MASKING YOUR REAL SCREEENNAME?!?!
3 +2's to waste away my -2.
Submitted by Matti M <kiss_my_fucking_.at.ss.com> at 2004-09-05 21:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have serious issues.
You fucking suck.
Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-05 21:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the fuck is Matt? And what makes you think that with your negligible track record with women you'll ever get laid.
Oh, that's right fetish. My mom. Your reply to every payout, 'your mom'. Trust me fetish, I know every single woman so far has rejected you (and every single employer). You will die the way you have lived: a virgin on welfare.
Go back to taking photos of victims at shopping malls.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-05 21:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-05 21:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YOUSLESS
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-05 20:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Calm down folks, the whole point of this post is that Matt's mom is hot.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-05 20:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-05 20:06:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen bitches, squattail needs an asskicking and I am ready to animate. ;)
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Why the fuck did you -2 me then? Dumbshit.
Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-05 20:09:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah electro? Sounds good. Too bad your animations suck so much ass you have to put the text of the user's name next to them or else you wouldn't know who is who.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-05 20:06:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen bitches, squattail needs an asskicking and I am ready to animate. ;)
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-05 20:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-05 19:58:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
That works for me.
Honestly, I haven't seen you post much that's deserving of anything below a 0.
But I'll continue to read your posts, and I won't rate them.
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That's cool.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-05 19:58:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That works for me.
Honestly, I haven't seen you post much that's deserving of anything below a 0.
But I'll continue to read your posts, and I won't rate them.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-05 19:57:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-05 19:50:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Go out and get laid for the first time, then you can talk.
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Tell your mom that she has a tasty ass.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-05 19:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-05 19:49:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
I agree.
But, I'd rather just rate fairly.
Whichever works, I'm not going to get pissy if you don't want to do that.
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The problem is, what is the chance we could rate each other's post fairly everytime? For myself, it'd be easier to just not rate. That stops any bickering of "Hey, I don't think you rated me right."
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-05 19:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I accept, even.
Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-05 19:50:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Go out and get laid for the first time, then you can talk.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-05 19:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I agree.
But, I'd rather just rate fairly.
Whichever works, I'm not going to get pissy if you don't want to do that.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-05 19:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-05 19:40:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Goddamn you are a pussy Fetish, you fucking faggot.
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You're the one who doesn't like women here.
Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-05 19:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Goddamn you are a pussy Fetish, you fucking faggot.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-05 19:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A possible breakthrough? Let's all hope so.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-05 19:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-05 19:22:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Fetish, as I said, I assumed it was you.
If I'm wrong, I'm sorry.
As you can see, I rated your post today fairly. I'm done with this war.
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Seriously if I was going call anyone from Uber it'd be someone cool, like Method or Nugget. Regardless, if someone is calling you and you've told them to stop, it's not legal. Whether you posted your number here or not is irrelevant.
Anyways... I'll be done with the war too. It's getting old. What about this? I will not rate your posts at all, and you can do the same. This includes all alias' present and future for the both of us. If you accept this, reply here with "I accept."
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-05 19:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fetish, as I said, I assumed it was you.
If I'm wrong, I'm sorry.
As you can see, I rated your post today fairly. I'm done with this war.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-05 19:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-05 18:06:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, ratings don't matter to me much anymore.
It's the fact that this guy, he looks like he's close to 30, decided to screw with someone -half- of his age. I'm 16. He tries to get e-booty from just about every female on this site. So why do I get mad when I see that he's negative two'd me again? I'll explain.
First of all, I'd like for my rating to reflect me as a writer. As it is now, thanks to the several shit posts that I've posted, it should be somewhere around 1.0. Add in the times I've been spammed by this ONE person, and you have my current rating. A .31. There have been a few benefits to this, though. First of all, my hits went from 28,000 to 36,000 in about three days. It has also inspired me to write several posts that were very fun to write. According to several uber users, they're also fun to read.
Since someone took it upon themselves to prove that he lives in Virginia, I can only assume (and I am probably wrong) that the NIGHTLY calls I get from a male in Virginia are from him. That is another thing that's annoying to me. I realize that it's my fault for posting my phone number, but it's fucking wierd. It's disturbing. I'm contemplating contacting the police, but I doubt that will do much good. There are never any words, just breathing. Heavy breathing, directly out of a horror movie.
If you want to talk some more, I've got your AIM screenname. I don't want to camp this post anymore.
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Stonedsilly, I wouldn't waste the long distance charge to harrass you. I'd suggest you contact the police, it's not I. I really hope you do, you'll feel stupid when you find out it's not me. But, then again, I'd feel stupid everyday if I were you. Whatever you do, stop blaming all your problems on ol' Fetwad here.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-05 19:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-05 17:02:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
...Fetish, to name maybe half of them...
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How many times have you camped on my posts? I guess it could be said that you have spammed me also.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-05 18:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, ratings don't matter to me much anymore.
It's the fact that this guy, he looks like he's close to 30, decided to screw with someone -half- of his age. I'm 16. He tries to get e-booty from just about every female on this site. So why do I get mad when I see that he's negative two'd me again? I'll explain.
First of all, I'd like for my rating to reflect me as a writer. As it is now, thanks to the several shit posts that I've posted, it should be somewhere around 1.0. Add in the times I've been spammed by this ONE person, and you have my current rating. A .31. There have been a few benefits to this, though. First of all, my hits went from 28,000 to 36,000 in about three days. It has also inspired me to write several posts that were very fun to write. According to several uber users, they're also fun to read.
Since someone took it upon themselves to prove that he lives in Virginia, I can only assume (and I am probably wrong) that the NIGHTLY calls I get from a male in Virginia are from him. That is another thing that's annoying to me. I realize that it's my fault for posting my phone number, but it's fucking wierd. It's disturbing. I'm contemplating contacting the police, but I doubt that will do much good. There are never any words, just breathing. Heavy breathing, directly out of a horror movie.
If you want to talk some more, I've got your AIM screenname. I don't want to camp this post anymore.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-09-05 17:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
auto -2 for fetish asshole.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-05 17:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tim, go look at my user info. See how most of my posts were most recently rated by a user named GeorgeBaker? Wanna know who GeorgeBaker is? Squattail. Every single one of those ratings is a -2. Know why? Because of a comment I made on his supposed "farewell post" two months ago. And he didn't just go through and randomly rate all of them, either. Oh no. He specifically calculated it so that he only rated the ones with relatively few comments, thus affecting my average at a greater rate. What did I do? I made two comments about it, one on his post (with a zero) and one on my own. Then I proceeded with my normal, day to day life.
Honestly, do ratings and spammings matter -that- much to you? Is a number really reflective (especially with the state uber is in lately) of your worth as a person? If it is, hell, I need help. I'd probably have close to a 1.5 rating if I hadn't been spammed by countless users (Franger, K.M., Tartpumper, Squattail, Shay, and Fetish, to name maybe half of them), but as it stands, my rating instead hangs precariously at .44. And I didn't even know that before I looked just now, specifically for the purpose of this review.
What I'm trying to say here is, why does it matter? Ok, you got spammed. It happens. You'll probably get spammed again in the futere. So will I. Is it really that big a deal?
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-09-04 22:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahaha squattail, youre a fucking idiot.
Submitted by K00IMang (user info) at 2004-09-03 22:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-03 20:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Watch this space:
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=OEOYBMS&key=NPB
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-03 20:24:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't -2 it based on the fact that its a shit post.
I -2 it because it doesn't make me laugh.
Or smile.
In fact, it makes me want to take a shit and smear it all over my monitor with my tongue.
The only way to supress that feeling is to -2 it.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-03 20:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
One time I farted and it smelled like pee. Or peas, I can't remember.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-03 20:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoops, just read the post. It sucks balls.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-03 20:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stop being a dick, Tim. That whole rating thing is bullshit and you know it. My writing isn't bad, it happens to be coherent, but you don't like the idea of me getting +2s for a paragraph and a picture of a donkey. Or a couple paragraphs and a camwhore. The list goes on and on. If you see a post of Fetish or mine, just close it. No need to vent your anti-shit rage. Some of us happen to enjoy a little shit venting every once in awhile. Especially when I get +2s and major hits for it.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-03 19:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tom handed the keys to Dr. Monoculous to me long ago, moron.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-03 19:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-03 19:23:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
I wonder if he got THAT hint.
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Look, he had to fall back on his other username. So did Tom.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-03 19:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wonder if he got THAT hint.
Submitted by DoctorMonoculous (user info) at 2004-09-03 19:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Doctor Monoculous approves of (and agrees with) what 'fetish_fucking_sucks' said.
Submitted by Fetish_Fucking_Sucks (user info) at 2004-09-03 19:18:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WAHT MARY EV BESTTETES SED!!!11!fetish!11!is!1!1a!111fucking111!stalker!1!
Submitted by marieeve_bessette (user info) at 2004-09-03 19:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wut shitoast sed
Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-03 19:13:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What I love is this:
(RE: The posting of your ugly image)
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-26 07:46:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone fell for it hook line and sinker.
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I mean, if that wasn't you, you would just keep your mouth shut about it. After all, it means everyone thinks they know who you are, and if they think they know who you are, they aren't going to go to any effort trying to find out who you actually are.
No, that response is the sort of reply someone who was completely caught out would make. "oh, yeah, that isn't...uh...me". You ugly fucker. When I was searching for an ugly person on google to post as my camwhore, I thought I had found the worst possible image I could possibly find. Turns out you are actually uglier than any of the photos I found.
Submitted by shittoast (user info) at 2004-09-03 19:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OOH!
How about you fire up your little script and spam my posts again!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-03 19:01:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-03 18:59:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, wow, Eric. You underestimate everyone here.
I could kick the shit out of you with both hands behind my back.
I'm done here.
Any further comments will be read, ignored, and forgotten about.
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I'm printing this out. Anytime I need a hearty laugh, I'll take a look at this again.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-03 18:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, wow, Eric. You underestimate everyone here.
I could kick the shit out of you with both hands behind my back.
I'm done here.
Any further comments will be read, ignored, and forgotten about.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-03 18:57:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You couldn't kick the shit out an 8 year old.
Besides, shouldn't you have Tom's balls in your mouth about now. It's almost that time, isn't it?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-03 18:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jeez, Eric, don't you think you should be out doing something productive?
Instead you're sitting at home attempting to insult someone half your age who can not only write better than you, but can kick the shit out of you.
I have a feeling that once you're down, you need help getting that head of yours up.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-03 18:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Aren't you supposed to be spooning with Tom?
Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-03 18:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Then you've got posts like this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42934
Where even your ugly fucking mug can end up with a positive score. It isn't the photos, it is the users. Had you posted that photo of yourself yourself you would have gotten flamed to hell. Goddamn Fetish, you ugly motherfucker. When you are that horrid don't put your fucking face all over your website. It reminds me of a young man who posted his prom photo on his personal webpage with his cheese-toothed girlfriend. And ever since, this unfortunate young man:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26900
has become an outlet to all the hate I once inspired on the site.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-03 18:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, another original insult from Quagmire himself.
Kudos.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-03 18:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heat this post chewbacca.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-03 18:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The picture didn't get the -2s.
YOU did.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-03 18:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe that a picture of Matt's mom would get so many -2s.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-09-03 18:36:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
weak sauce.
Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-03 18:23:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah Fetish, sure you got something real big going down. Too bad unless it involves you crying and masturbating it probably won't ever eventuate.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-03 18:21:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ashlee:
I offered two truces, the first of which was completely ignored.
The second one, Eric commented saying "I would if I could believe the fucker, but I can't."
So I went about my business for about a week or so, rating his posts with +2s and +1s, as they deserved to be.
During that week, I was spammed twice. By Fetish. With -2s. On all of my posts. Different usernames.
Obviously, I tried. I tried twice to resolve things, but when one party is too much of an asshole to accept a truce, or a cease-fire, it just doesn't work out.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-03 18:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-03 09:41:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
That sounds pretty arrogant, Stoned. Why do you keep perpetuating this petty griping, instead of ignoring it til it goes away? If -I- managed to work out a cease-fire with fetish, and he hated me pretty much most of all, why can't you? All the bickering is making a mess of uber.
I still wanna know why you're putting up such intentionally shitty posts, Fetish.
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Stoned is a douche, that's why I pick on him so much. Oh, your question will eventually be answered. If answer it now, I'll ruin what I'm working on.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-03 09:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That sounds pretty arrogant, Stoned. Why do you keep perpetuating this petty griping, instead of ignoring it til it goes away? If -I- managed to work out a cease-fire with fetish, and he hated me pretty much most of all, why can't you? All the bickering is making a mess of uber.
I still wanna know why you're putting up such intentionally shitty posts, Fetish.
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-09-03 06:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Id love if the real squattail slit your throat with a rusty blade.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-09-03 04:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're gonna lose anyway...
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-09-03 04:12:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Scratch that, "you're a twat" before you say anything you twat.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-09-03 04:08:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't take me long to find this Gem.
Well Done Fetish.
You've truly outdone yourself.
You are short,
You are fat.
you are ugly,
an your a twat
FETISH!
FETISH!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-03 02:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fetish is lost 'support' of the people that were scared to -2 him when I came along.
Look, Fetish, I'm the end of you. You are nothing compared to me.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-09-03 01:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Average rating of all messages: 0.25
Keeps going further and further south.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-03 00:55:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let me explain how I rate.
This is how I rate every user except for Fetish.
If a post interests me, I automatically rate it either a 0, 1, or 2.
0 = somewhat interesting, barely worth reading
1 = made me chuckle a bit
2 = made me laugh out loud.
If a post annoys me, it automatically gets a -1 or a -2.
-1 = not bad writing but it's annoying (or vice versa)
-2 = bad writing and annoying
In Fetish's case, I generally try to avoid his posts.
However, if I click on one that's on the Most Recently Reviewed list, I almost instantaneously regret doing so. His posts are generally annoying, thoughtless, and ignorant.
Take, for example, two of his recent posts.
This one is just stupid. Who cares if Fetish wants to bang a 40 year old woman? More power to the pervert. By wanting her so badly, he's expanding his ranges from 4 year olds to 80 year olds.
Congratulations, Eric, you managed to make a fool out of yourself. Again.
The other one that I will discuss is his "You've already seen the rest of me, now see my tool!" post.
First of all, the image on the post is not classified as a tool in any way, shape, or form. It's a piece of hardware. It screws into the end of a pneumatic tool or a compressor, allowing air to pass through a hose and make the tool operate.
But I'm sure Mr. Eric "The Big-Jawed Computer Nerd" didn't know this. It was an honest mistake coming from a perverted man, if you can call him a man, that doesn't know jack shit about the real world. All he knows is online.
Fetish, I'm still brainstorming on my next post, so load up that -2 gun!
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2004-09-03 00:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Allow me to second the NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-02 22:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have another in honor of ubermadness.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-02 22:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's a freebie cause my posts are so shitty lately.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-02 22:45:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, you have a point. I guess she is a MILF...well not me personally, but she would be classified as one. I cannot argue the validity of the point, and I won't go all StonedSilly on you and -2 the posts that you don't put effort into.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-09-02 22:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
just as out interest, has it penetrated your thick head yet that i'm NOT cindy's younger sister?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-02 22:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn. I make a post about Bart, and he -2s this one instead.
BTW: This was not meant to insult Matt's mom in any way shape or form. I'm sure she is as nice of a person as she is attractive.
Submitted by Stare_whay_two_heven. at 2004-09-02 20:41:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shes a nice lil milf.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-09-02 19:59:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-09-02 19:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Very bad to use squattail like this. Very bad.
Submitted by KaeIic (user info) at 2004-09-02 19:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if i were into women, i'm sure i'd find her attractive.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-02 19:11:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll be the first, for the second time today, to say NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-09-02 19:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're not fit to lick squattail's boots.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-02 19:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Matt's mom IS hot. I cannot dispute the validity of this post.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-02 19:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-02 19:00:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Koolmang, you bitch. I'm not giving you fake +2s anymore.
Submitted by StabkiII (user info) at 2004-09-02 19:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-02 19:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-09-02 18:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-09-02 18:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're not even a tenth as funny or original as squattail.
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-09-02 18:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whats a Hot Carl?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-09-02 18:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I gave that bitch a hot carl.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-02 18:49:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The real squattail is funnier.