Amazing! A new fucking record from your beloved uberuser Jon! (565 hits)
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Submitted by Jon <jont2005.at.comcast.net> (View user info) at 2004-09-02 19:36:35 EDT
OMG, you won't believe it! It has been over 1 week since I have spent time with Tori, that is a new record for me and I am not dead or psycho (hopefully). So celebrate, I can live away from her!!
Ha ha ha, I know some of you are super losers and couldn't get a girlfriend if your life depended on it, so thanks for making me feel even better...
Damn, I miss her tho...
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Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-09-02 22:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Bah, get in a proper long distance relationship and quit your bitching.
Submitted by i_love_panubans (user info) at 2004-09-02 21:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i have a few suggestions for you.
1) realize that your girlfriend is cheating on you and shoot yourself
2) see 1 and shoot her and her other boyfriend first
3) shoot yourself anyway cuz we are tired of hearing your bullshit, you dolt.
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2004-09-02 21:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Cool!
Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-09-02 20:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awwwwwwwwwwwww u seem sweet :)
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-09-02 19:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hi jon.
Die jon.
Submitted by JonnyBoy (user info) at 2004-09-02 19:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmm... This is the best post I could come up with for SPT...I feel like a horse with a broken leg, maybe I should be treated accordingly. Should I be taken out to a field and shot?
Submitted by Legend <morgan.burch.at.korea.army.mil> at 2004-09-02 19:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Quitting a habit like smoking is something to be proud of...
Not being afraid to admit a co-dependancy you have of someone as important as her.
You need to adjust fire... Bad form...
--Morgan
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-09-02 19:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-09-02 19:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, don't worry, your sister will come back from camp soon
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-09-02 19:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hooray for pedophilia!
Or.. -2
Submitted by KaeIic (user info) at 2004-09-02 19:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hi Jon, I'm Kaelic. We're alike in many ways. Do you like dick too?
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-09-02 19:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit.