Drinking and Having Sex Aren't Fun at All (936 hits)
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Submitted by Teddy V <ATVoftheCWF.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-02 19:52:21 EDT
Whenever people say they are having fun, they are lying. They are filthy liars who just go along with the crowd because they are too brainwashed and stupid not to. People always come up to me and say stupid crap, like, "drinking is fun," or "you need to get laid." Those people are stupid. Drinking isn't fun, I've done it before, but instead of listening to all the incoherent slurred ramblings of a bunch of bumbling idiots, I thought to myself, why is this fun? The morning after you've drank your ass off, is that fun? Only if you're one of the select few who LOVE to puke, which there are very few of-- even bulimics don't actually like puking, and they do it all the time. Then you say to yourself, "at least I had fun last night." You ignorant asshole, you don't even remember last night, or the piss you drank because your "friends" made you think it was beer. I hope you become a raging alchoholic and die in a car crash.
An then there is sex. Everyone pretends to love sex. MTV and the rest of pop culture portray it as so great, but it is just reproduction. Animals don't get satisfaction out of it, why should we? Because people tell you to, that's why. If you actually like having sex, you should be shot with a cannon, moron.
Fun is standing in front of a fan, feeling the wind hit your body, that's fun. Drinking and sex are just wannabe's. Fun is tearing the corners off a new sheet of paper, or closing doors. Drinking and sex don't even compare to those. And for those of you who are wondering, this isn't satire, I'm serious. You suck.
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-03 09:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
So let me get this straight....
He's worried that when he has sex with drunk animals, they don't enjoy it ?
Try some foreplay first... sheep love that shit... mmmmmmmmuton
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-03 05:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Eye opening.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43753
Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2004-09-03 05:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You need to be fucked with a beer bottle.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-09-03 01:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you need to get drunk and laid.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-03 00:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i like apple juice.
Submitted by butterball (user info) at 2004-09-03 00:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So...you are saying that its wrong to listen to people who tell you sex is fun...but to listen when you say that sex ISN'T fun?
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-03 00:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow if sex isn't fun for you then maybe your doing it wrong; try sticking your dick in a vagina instead of a food processer or hand full of glass and nickels
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-09-03 00:24:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This was really intelligent.
Only +1 though, because it would have been expressed better.
Submitted by finfan3 (user info) at 2004-09-03 00:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha, this really IS one of the most pathetic things I've read. Seriously. Well, I guess being a hermaphrodite MIGHT make it a little... difficult at times. Again, I totally understand the drinking, cause I find it pointless. Not to mention drunk sex is... well... pointless. But yeah, just sex, without the drinking, what're you THINKING!? I can't even call you gay, cause at least gay people LIKE sex! Oooooohhhhh, I get it! You must have gotten in a really bad accident that took your... well, you get the point. Aww man, I'm sorry. If I knew you had lost your... yeah, I wouldn't have said anything! Oy, that must suck! HA
Submitted by etet72 (user info) at 2004-09-03 00:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you drank enough water before, during, and after getting drunk you most likely won't be sick the next day.
Twatwaffle.
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-09-03 00:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no, animals do get satisfaction from sex. sex feels good because its a necessary and important thing. Not because someone told you it feels good. dumbass.
go. suicide. run.
Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2004-09-02 21:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HOLY SHIT!!!!! Drinking and sex aren't fun?! I'm glad I had someone tell me this to help explain why I've "not" been having all this fun!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-02 21:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I read it, dipshit. Mind your own goddamn business.
Submitted by UncleTeddy (user info) at 2004-09-02 21:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
um.. in Teddy's defense, he said it wasn't satire.
By the way, I'm teddy. And "shlongy" can't read.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-09-02 21:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-02 21:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For it to be "satire", it has to be "clever" and should contain "humor".
This piece of shit contains neither.
As an aside...don't worry about the "sex" thing. You'll never have any.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2004-09-02 20:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude saying you suck would be an understatement.
Go swim with sharks, and make sure you cover yourself in Chum before hand... No when they come up to you with their eyes closed it means they like you......really...
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-09-02 20:45:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll buy drinking not being fun.
But if sex was never fun, then the human population would definitely NOT have made it past 2 people. 3 if we were lucky.
The next time you're standing in front of a fan, lean forward for me.
Submitted by charger (user info) at 2004-09-02 20:40:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Automatic -2 for 2nd post of the day.
Clearly, though, you are doing something wrong if sex isn't fun. Maybe you should try it with a girl rather than your hand.
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-09-02 20:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I have obviously had better drinking and sexual experiences than you, my friend.
Drunk sex is where it's at.
Submitted by finfan3 (user info) at 2004-09-02 20:13:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know about drinking... but you're wrong about sex... especially if you love the person you're having it with...
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-02 20:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your a sad and pathetic pansy, and sex is fun for animals(atleast males), it's just more fun for humans because or genitals also have various parts for pleasure also
fact: the clitoris is the only organ in the entire animal kingdom thats purpose is only for pleasure and nothing else
also I'm not -2ing you for what you wrote so much for the fact that this is probably some crappy attempt at a heated post or will later be used to prove some point in a anti-uber or anti-uberuser post
Your a dirty bitch
Submitted by KaeIic (user info) at 2004-09-02 19:53:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know about having sex!
With humans anyway!!! Omg I'm a dirty gay boy