sand in your eye and fucking Camwhores. (1768 hits)
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Submitted by Phinch ‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^› (View user info) at 2004-09-02 23:36:26 EDT
I was jetskiing at the lake, when a photographer started taking pictures of me for ChronicMasturbators Monthly. He wanted me for a segment on outdoor explorations and at first I declined. I'm just too shy. But then, something came over me and I decided to do it.
I found out that although I'm not very photogenic, I do masturbate alot.
I'm a slut. You know you want me.
I'm a GOD.
User Reviews
Submitted by Thereisnogod (user info) at 2004-10-14 10:21:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ever wonder why you jerk off a lot, you ugly, lonely, pathetic wank?
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-09-27 16:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
5 dolla me love u long time
Submitted by Trout (user info) at 2004-09-03 15:35:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-09-02 23:36:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
slut
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HA HA HA HA HA
Nice work
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-09-03 12:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You'd better WORD!
Covergirl!
Work it girl.....do your thing on the catwalk....
Submitted by DyingBreed (user info) at 2004-09-03 12:09:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
actually, you kind of look like an ultimate fighter
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-09-03 11:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You sexy beast you!
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2004-09-03 10:25:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PHINCH!!!!!!!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-09-03 09:08:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy Shit, you totally look like an action star.
.... a gay porn action star!
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2004-09-03 09:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok Phinchy five dolla get you anyting you want!
What?!?!?!?!
-Black Ninja
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-03 08:49:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
God? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, no.
Jagoff? Decidedly so.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-09-03 08:24:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My hero!
Masturbating outdoors...errrrr...I mean "jet skiing" is fun
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-09-03 07:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Am I the only one who hears RuPaul singing "Supermodel?"
Anyone?
Okay, just me then.
Super.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-03 07:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-03 05:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We should chill out some time seeing as how we are both mexicans.
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-09-03 04:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
we should chill out sometimes, seeing as how we're both...people
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-09-03 04:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
PING TANG POW WOW.
Submitted by Despiadado (user info) at 2004-09-03 02:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whore.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-09-03 01:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm looking like a whore that's what looks diferent about me.
BOOM BOOM chicka chicka whooosh
BOOM BOOM chicka chicka whooosh
my name is Phinch and in a pinch,
I'll whore myself out
to show kaeONEic my inch.
BOOM BOOM chicka chicka whooosh
BOOM BOOM chicka chicka whooosh
My chode is short, but it is wide.
I've always got problems geting it inside.
BOOM BOOM chicka chicka whooosh
BOOM BOOM chicka chicka whooosh
one inch long, and eight inches of girth.
This choda boy's peneer is a source of mirth.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-09-03 01:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go go gadget camwhore! I did one last night (although it would be earlier today for you mericans out there) and it somehow sparked a campaign to see my boobies.... It was odd...
On a side note, you look different somehow...
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-09-03 01:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that lake looks fucking filthy
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-09-03 01:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Eeeewww! Mucky bottom! Mucky bottom!
P.S. You's lookin' good, suga!
Submitted by KaeIic (user info) at 2004-09-03 00:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh....... my...... GOD! The things I can do to that picture! Mmmmmm mmmmph.
I've got Phinchy-poo printed out and ready for wanking baby! Kaelic's goin' dirty now! Yeehaw!
Submitted by UrfTheWog (user info) at 2004-09-03 00:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-03 00:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you could be on CHiP'S
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-03 00:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We should chill out sometime, seeing as how we're both rappers.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-09-03 00:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you lost some weight.
we should chill out sometimes, seeing as we both live in the same area.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-09-03 00:14:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what are you talking about sideburns, this is the music video shoot for the group. er uhm just my drum solo....
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-03 00:07:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was taken right before he jumped in his souped up Honda to go to the studio and practice with his Asian rap group, Pinoy Pinay.
Submitted by finfan3 (user info) at 2004-09-03 00:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hahaha... wow... just wow.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-03 00:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-02 23:39:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
I've never wanted to fuck an Asian man before.
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I peed
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-02 23:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Wow, suckage like that causes cancer man. I'm worried about you, stop posting at once.
Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2004-09-02 23:53:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whoa. you're hot, feel free to keep on camwhoring.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-02 23:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY SHIT! IT'S THE GUY FROM KARATE KID 2!
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-09-02 23:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Caption reads:
"Ok, give me your best imitation of George Michael".
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-09-02 23:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whorut
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-02 23:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've never wanted to fuck an Asian man before.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-02 23:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Slore
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-09-02 23:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
slut.