Tony Blair is a wanker (463 hits)
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Submitted by Despiadado <bored.at.work.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-03 02:36:36 EDT
I was eating breakfast today and thinking about what a total arsehole Tony Blair is when I had a startling revelation. I've had it up to here with these dumb arse politicians running our beautiful Empire. If it's not that masculine bitch Margret Thatcher ruining our shit in Argentina, than it's Tony Blair sucking Bush's dick in Iraq. So what if we just do away with this Constitutional Monachy thing? This whole arrangment has brought us nothing but grief since that fuck head Cromwell was in power. I bet the Queen could easily run this country without making basic judgment errors before even getting our of bed(which is alot more than what we can say for Blair when he's fully awake and flirting with his co-conspirators). The Queen might seem like some sweet old docile lady with lots of nice things to say but no idea how to lead people, but really she's got street smarts, and attitude, and no-good punk kids. Putting the Queen back in power would also restore a lot of faith to our government. No more of this televised public demonstration in the streets like Blair has been to much of a pussy to quash. With the Queen back in power the whole Empire will rejoyce and the US will be begging the Brits to forget about the revolutionary war and rejoin the Empire. They may even begin to envy Canada. The only downside I can see is that eventually we would be forced to let that little brat Prince Charles into her place. Prince Charles looks just like Tony Blair only older. This means that his personality is exactly the same in every respect except that he's older and therefore more confused. So perhaps we can adopt some sort of clause that stops the Monarchy from being hereditary. The Queen could just name someone as her Heir, like Steve Erwin(the Corodile Hunter) or perhaps, say, Russel Crow. Having a celebrity run the place would be awesome, and as an added benifit would keep Charles's punk kids out of the running. So....the Queen should be given her rightful place in our great Empire as the Supreme and unchallenged ruler, and Tony Blair should be exiled to Tasmania.
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Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-02 12:25:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-09-03 02:41:46 EDT (#)
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NO PARAGRAPHS OMG WTF -2 DIE
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-03 02:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the sentiment.
REFORMAT BEFORE ITS TOO LATE NO YANKS ARE LOGGED ON YET!!!
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-09-03 02:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Please use paragraphs.
On a side note, don't you think there is already enough wrong with Tasmania without adding to its problems?
Submitted by Despiadado (user info) at 2004-09-03 02:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Solid block of text :(
-2 for me :(