Tony Blair is a wanker (1328 hits)
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Submitted by Despiadado <bored.at.work.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-03 02:41:22 EDT
I was eating breakfast today and thinking about what a total arsehole Tony Blair is when I had a startling revelation. I've had it up to here with these dumb arse politicians running our beautiful Empire. If it's not that masculine bitch Margret Thatcher ruining our shit in Argentina, than it's Tony Blair sucking Bush's dick in Iraq. So what if we just do away with this Constitutional Monachy thing? This whole arrangment has brought us nothing but grief since that fuck head Cromwell was in power. I bet the Queen could easily run this country without making basic judgment errors before even getting our of bed(which is alot more than what we can say for Blair when he's fully awake and flirting with his co-conspirators).
The Queen might seem like some sweet old docile lady with lots of nice things to say but no idea how to lead people, but really she's got street smarts, and attitude, and no-good punk kids. Putting the Queen back in power would also restore a lot of faith to our government. No more of this televised public demonstration in the streets like Blair has been to much of a pussy to quash. With the Queen back in power the whole Empire will rejoyce and the US will be begging the Brits to forget about the revolutionary war and rejoin the Empire. They may even begin to envy Canada.
The only downside I can see is that eventually we would be forced to let that little brat Prince Charles into her place. Prince Charles looks just like Tony Blair only older. This means that his personality is exactly the same in every respect except that he's older and therefore more confused. So perhaps we can adopt some sort of clause that stops the Monarchy from being hereditary. The Queen could just name someone as her Heir, like Steve Erwin(the Corodile Hunter) or perhaps, say, Russel Crow. Having a celebrity run the place would be awesome, and as an added benifit would keep Charles's punk kids out of the running. So....the Queen should be given her rightful place in our great Empire as the Supreme and unchallenged ruler, and Tony Blair should be exiled to Tasmania.
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Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-02 12:24:41 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by bnp at 2004-10-22 10:58:20 EDT (#)
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the post licked balls who wants to c the queen the overlord and ruler of the world not me
she and her family are the biggest of gang uptight pompus german cunts ive ever seen.
tony blair is a wanker and look's like the grinch but all politican's are the same now selfish
and incompadent twat's. i say we make the next winner of big brother supreme ruler of our empire
at least we wuold now what kind of dickhead we have running our country
ps dont even start aussie's your country has a collectiv i q of 10 bonza mate
Submitted by Joker at 2004-10-06 09:48:10 EDT (#)
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For years I couldn't decide if Blair was a fake or a failure. I now know that he's both. For eaxmple, since "New Labour" (neo-conservative) has been in power the number of people homeless and housed in temporary accommodation has rocketed, while, at the same time, "New Labour" holds the record for building the least amount of social housing (since records began). Blair is a wanker.
Submitted by Chris <Hickman760.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-09-13 17:58:30 EDT (#)
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We Could also fuck blair and his cronies off. Put queeny,big ears and william up against the wall.And let James Hewitts kid run the country.
Submitted by Zoe <littlerayofsunshine65@hotmail.> at 2004-09-03 09:54:34 EDT (#)
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I like the way you think yoda
Submitted by Midnight_Laydee (user info) at 2004-09-03 07:25:05 EDT (#)
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CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP!!!!!!!
Bravo and well said. IT's quite surprising that noone's tried to assassinate Tony Blair yet...I'd have thought there would have been at least a few decent attempts by now.
Totally agree with Queenie, she looks my nanna (or is it my nanna that looks like her...?) Anyway, don't think there's much in the way to worry about on the Charles thing, don't think our Liz is gonna hand over until she karks it and by then Charles's be too old to reign for long.
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-09-03 06:29:40 EDT (#)
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A fucktad from my home town murdered a donkey by driving a fencing stake through his head when drunk one night.....
http://archives.tcm.ie/irishexaminer/1999/07/21/ihead_9.htm
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-03 06:13:16 EDT (#)
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Tony Blair is a cock, very true.
That aside, this post sucks cock, just like Blair.
p.s - Jack Straw is a big shit twat.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-09-03 04:42:50 EDT (#)
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I don't agree with anything other than the sentiment that "Our Tone" is a dick, but you get your +2 for that alone.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-09-03 04:10:07 EDT (#)
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queen it up
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-09-03 04:09:52 EDT (#)
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queen it up
fuck princes charles and william tho - the succession can skip to that pot smoker, harry.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-09-03 03:59:35 EDT (#)
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Amen, Tony Blair is a cock fuck. But, prince charles son - Harry, is a living legend!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-03 03:48:27 EDT (#)
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Hahahahahah.
You crazy aussies.
The best part of your flag is in the top left corner.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-03 02:53:44 EDT (#)
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+1 for the post
+1 for Apollo's comment on the last post.
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-09-03 02:52:55 EDT (#)
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hahahahha that is funny.
Apart from the fact that you are obviously confused and have forgotten that ruling the Falklands does not rate as having an Empire.
And you are welcome to the Crocdile hunter and can keep Prince(wingnut)Charles.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-09-03 02:50:55 EDT (#)
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Much better!