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Torrent (SPF) (1746 hits)

Category: None
Labels: Erotica

Rating: 2 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Snark << snark.at.corporatedirtbag.com (View user info) at 2004-09-03 11:34:24 EDT


They're on fire.

They are gasp and growl and silken moan.

They are ravenous impatient hunger released.

The moment is alive. It's sobbing and throbbing and begging for release and they give themselves to it...Throw themselves into it.

They are become uninhibited wanton desire wrapped in a shroud of carnal indiscretion.

This is not a place for consequence or decision. Vanity and pretension lay dead at their feet in a pile of denim, leather and silk.

Wrinkled carcasses of polite society.

Forgotten... kicked aside and left for dead the carcasses burn and their ashes feed lust.

Lust gives birth to groping, sliding, impatient exploration. They are each country and explorer, continent and conqueror.

Too much... they part but the moment has a life now and won't be denied. It is giant, all consuming and the only means with which to control it lays in tatters at their feet.

On her knees she accepts him, throat wide and willing. He stands above and dies a little, caught in the fleeting marvelous despair of near godhood.

On her back she accepts him legs spread, lips swollen and wet. He takes her center fully with open mouth and drinks deeply of her musk. It spreads through him with narcotic effect while her cries guide him to the apex of her hunger with lip, tongue and gentle tooth.

She bites her lips and cups her breasts, pulls his hair and digs her nails into the carpet as he worships her clit. Climax is there somewhere. She can sense it dancing close by and she strains for it with arched back and curled toes, but it's not enough.

Enough...

"I want you inside"

He slides his lips to hers, stopping at her breasts to taste nipple and the sweat between. They kiss hard and long and breathe each others pleasure as he slowly slides deep inside her and holds.

For a moment they are face to face and eye to eye. Breathless and empty and full and pure.
Nothing exists.

Time stops and then starts as they move with each other then against each other and slip into a deep pounding rhythm.

She bares her teeth and they sing in guttural chorus as they grind along the familiar paths of mutual desire towards barely forgotten paradise.

The chorus builds with the speed of their meeting, the mutual collision of flesh and soul until he can take it no more and drops into a crescendo pool of throbbing release, dragged deep and drowned by her cries.

They lie as one, quivering, sweat covered and panting.

Thinking nothing.

Feeling everything.

Reluctantly they part and rejoin on their sides. She pulls his arm around her, closes her eyes and listens to him drop into deep exhausted blissful sleep.
















Silently she speaks the words...
























She's spoken to herself every time they've made love...






















"Fucking asshole! I was almost there!"




















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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-01-10 16:35:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHA

GOLD.

No worries on "my" post- I stole it from scourge.

Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-12-16 13:38:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

BWAAH!

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-16 13:08:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

excellent ending. love it!!!

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-09-03 18:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks Mal :)

I'll have part 15 for you on Tues I promise.



Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-09-03 18:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I hope the SPF stands for Sex Post Friday as opposed to Shit Post Friday, otherwise I'm going to be forced to kick your arse for selling yourself short.

Brilliant as always.

Now, give me Necrosiac before the withdrawal *twitch* kicks in.

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-09-03 16:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Abso-fucking-lutely Brilliant

Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2004-09-03 16:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I knew where it was going and I laughed like a raving looney anyway.

Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-09-03 16:19:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GREAT!!







Fucking awesome ending!






Kick ass!!!


Oh I'm reeling from how much I enjoyed this in it's entirety. Well done, Snark.

Submitted by indepth25 (user info) at 2004-09-03 15:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How did I have a feeling it was going to end like that, very well written though... I may have gotten small wood there you bastard!

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-09-03 15:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bahahaha!

Yeah it does.

Fuck!

Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2004-09-03 15:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking awesome.

And, when you say you hand out orgasms like candy at a Christmas parade, does that mean "only once a year"?

Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-09-03 15:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah!

Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2004-09-03 15:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-09-03 15:15:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*coughcough*

Damn! I took a drink of water immediately before I read the last line.

Hard to laugh when you can't breath.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-03 13:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If this guy is in Madness, I believe I have a new pick for first place.

Submitted by Xena (user info) at 2004-09-03 12:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LMFAO!!!! this was incredibly written...as is everything else you write!

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-09-03 12:16:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Please don't take this post too seriously.

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-09-03 12:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by engine13 (user info) at 2004-09-03 12:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The ending was perfect.

Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-09-03 11:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That made me so wet.

Submitted by bcwoods26 <bcwoods26.at.aol.com> at 2004-09-03 11:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I thought it was pretty funny....and I'm sure all can identify with at least part of the story.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-09-03 11:37:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Authors Note : This story (except the good sweaty parts) is in no way based on personal experience. I hand out Orgasms as if they were candy at a Christmas Parade.



No really!




I do!


Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. `Bart is a vampire.' `Beer kills
brain cells.' Now, let's go back to that ... building ... thingee
... where our beds and TV ... is.

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror IV