You're all invited! (730 hits)
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Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2004-09-03 15:02:39 EDT
Yes, it is that time of the year again. The annual terrorist convention/BBQ is being held again, this time at a very special venue. Ibrahim made some phone calls, and it seems the good Allah was smiling upon us because we were able to book one of the most exclusive venues in Infidel America: The Statue of Liberty.
So come one, come all. It'll be a blast.
Where: Ellis Island
When: Saturday 8/11/2004
What to bring: American flags and lighter fluid, Halal hotdogs, The family.
We'll see you there.
Here is a photo of last year's convention/barbecue, held on the Whitehouse lawns
(We had a poor turnout):
User Reviews
Submitted by chek (user info) at 2004-09-14 05:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're invited to suck my right nut.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-07 06:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
George likes it in the pooper.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-09-04 00:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CONGRADULATIONS!
You won a "I'm fucking tired of doing homework so I'm going to fuck around on uber till my eyes bleed" random +2ing.
+2!
I thought you were banned!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-03 21:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
George- Wipe your chin...some day old semen is still caked on there, buddyboy.
Submitted by LedHead (user info) at 2004-09-03 21:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was really funny.
Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-03 20:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, degreeless cunt...I'm Jewish...at least half.
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Well, that explains it. At least half of it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-03 20:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, degreeless cunt...I'm Jewish...at least half.
Fuck you, you diseased -idden whorebag.
Submitted by Biznochizzle (user info) at 2004-09-03 20:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Clever bastard! Me and Kerry will be along presently.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-03 19:57:25 EDT (#)
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The only way I'm going is if we sack some Jews in the process. Give 'em a tour of the old Statue and then blow it up. Haha, it'll be like the good old days in teh burners...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-03 19:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Damn. I thought we were invited to your mom's gang bang.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-09-03 18:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Count me in! I'll bring the patato salid and sarin gas.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-03 18:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-03 17:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My company picnic is on 9/11, too!
Submitted by 352. at 2004-09-03 17:21:35 EDT (#)
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how about a jew-b-que.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-09-03 16:19:25 EDT (#)
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My company picnic is on 9/11. Dumbasses.
Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-03 15:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh sorry. I was counting the months on my hands and I only have 9 fingers. (well, 7 fingers and 2 thumbs).
THE EVENT IS NOT FINISHED OR CANCELLED, JUST A MISPRINT, TERRORIST EVENT IS STILL ON.
SAT. (9/11/2004)
Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-03 15:10:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh sorry. I was counting the months on my hands and I only have 9 fingers. (well, 7 fingers and 2 thumbs).
THE EVENT IS NOT FINISHED OR CANCELLED, JUST A MISPRINT, TERRORIST EVENT IS STILL ON.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-09-03 15:04:29 EDT (#)
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The invite is two weeks late!