my four gayest countries (548 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.57 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by screaney (View user info) at 2004-09-03 19:33:21 EDT
so you want to be a gay but don't quite fit in? try leaving your current anti-gay minded country and emigrate to one or more of these fine nations:
afghanistan:
okay, okay....so the americans bombed the shit out of it in search of mr. been laiden. well...okay..i can only speak from anecdotal evidence here, but someone in my family said that those rag heads are so, so gay. one tried to grab my friend's penis. they sodomize goats down there, not to mention little white boys and the occasional camel. you will get a dainty blow job from a toothless old turban during the setting desert sun..and how romantic is that!!?
philipines:
holy shit, this is a fucking repressed homosexual zoo. these flips are so effeminate that the term 'girly men' doesn't even scratch the surface. i've met a lot of flippers in my time and, i don't know why they retain their boyish good looks until they are well into their 40's but man, if you are sick faggot and have a severe case of interracial pedophilia, just catch a plane to manila. pack a banana and gerbil for comfort.
france:
this place is so damn crowded with snail eating, wine sipping, cock slirping fags that you wonder what the fuck's for breakfast. my friend pierre went to a restaurant and actually had the gall to ask for more cheese with his anal! thankfully, the garcon was kind enough to take him to the lavatory, eat his hole raw in the bathroom stall and pay the toilet attendant to wipe up his ass with his dinner bill. now, that's class. all this at a 5 star restaurant too!!
san francisco:
this is the gay capital of the world. this place is rife with hot, steamy man-on-man action. the golden gate bridge is a euphemism for slow doggystyle butt-loving with the proverbial wrap around for good measure. many a young and trendy gay congregate to this haven for the best in fellatio and male bondage. what do you think alcatraz was built for? the scenery is splendid with public make out sessions and homoerotic grope fests. a gay paradise get-away for all your gay-loving needs.
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-09-04 02:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
san francisco:
this is the gay capital of the world. this place is rife with hot, steamy man-on-man action. the golden gate bridge is a euphemism for slow doggystyle butt-loving with the proverbial wrap around for good measure. many a young and trendy gay congregate to this haven for the best in fellatio and male bondage. what do you think alcatraz was built for? the scenery is splendid with public make out sessions and homoerotic grope fests. a gay paradise get-away for all your gay-loving needs.
WRONG
West Hollywood is the gayest city in the world. Their police cars have rainbow mosaics on them. Look at the top of this page: http://www.wehosheriff.com/
See the rainbow thing? Every cop car has it.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-04 02:11:57 EDT (#)
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just not doin it for me
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-09-03 21:25:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Pingu <fanderson.at.gmail.com> at 2004-09-03 21:06:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
That's 80 seconds of my life I'll never get back. Thanks, asshole.
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Submitted by Untitled_User (user info) at 2004-09-03 20:46:01 (#)
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uhhh... am i the only one not seeing a picture? i dunno. it's ok, not hilarious. and san fransisco isn't a country.
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two that i agree with. except it took me 90 seconds cause i'm slow.
Submitted by Pingu <fanderson.at.gmail.com> at 2004-09-03 21:06:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's 80 seconds of my life I'll never get back. Thanks, asshole.
Submitted by Untitled_User (user info) at 2004-09-03 20:46:01 EDT (#)
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uhhh... am i the only one not seeing a picture? i dunno. it's ok, not hilarious. and san fransisco isn't a country.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-03 20:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't read it, but the picture secured a +2.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-03 20:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bad grammar, but who the fuck am I to talk? Funny stuff.
Dick and Fart Jokes automatic +2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-09-03 19:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
san francisco:
this is the gay capital of the world.
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Try being a straight guy living in that town. Makes you realize what girls go through.