...I'd Fuck John Kerry (1103 hits)
Category: Politics -> DemocratsRating: 0.82 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Biznochizzle<enlarged.penis.at.a.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-03 20:02:02 EDT
Preferably only if Edwards joined in to make it a threesome.
Just think about it. Johnny K. comes in, salutes me, and bends over. Edwards pokes it in his ass, then makes goofy faces. Johnny K. gives him the reacharound, then I spooge on both of them and they bathe in it. I get nominated for Sexual Advisor, and I'm an instant celebrity, plus all those same-sex homos would finally shut the hell up.
Tabloids would have a heyday with it, and I'd just give them the finger and kick their ballbags. Somebody would report that Bill Clinton tongued Condoleeza's asshole, but it would be a lie. Then all of the Democrats would have a big hairy orgy, all the Republicans would have a big sweaty orgy, and all the other guys would have a big straight orgy with gay people.
Then in the end Mr. T gets elected as the first nigger as president with Hulk Hogan as his running mate. That would all happen if I was gay...
User Reviews
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-04 21:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Biznochizzle (user info) at 2004-09-04 00:46:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
Chicken fucker. I had a valid reason. It is now war.
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HAHAHAHAHA
You are a fucking loser. This post was the literary equivalent of a pile of rancid cat shit. If you think my rating had anything to do with anything other than the massive pile of suckage that is this post, you my friend, are sorely mistaken.
So play your petty little games, but don't expect me to take part in them.
Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-04 21:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You don't know how the rating system works, you dumb fuck. I am not going to bother explaining it to you, but if my ratings don't count, then how come spamming your posts dropped your score down a full .2? Nobody's second rating on a post counts unless they change the rank when they review, it counts as the average of their rankings in one rank, so 3 x -2s on a post from the same user counts as one -2 from that user.
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-09-04 06:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Then in the end Mr. T gets elected as the first nigger as president with Hulk Hogan as his running mate."
i love a happy ending
Submitted by Perzik (user info) at 2004-09-04 06:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
it was sorta funny but the thought of it is just plain wrong
Submitted by StonedSiIIy (user info) at 2004-09-04 06:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Swing Swing Swing
Submitted by Fish3000 (user info) at 2004-09-04 01:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 for being fucking funny.
-1 for killing my boner.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-03 22:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by modusjoe (user info) at 2004-09-03 21:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The bulk of your email was pure horse shit, and I would be giving this a -2... but "yes, at full erection" was fucking brilliant. I salute you, you racist, homophobic cocksucker!
Submitted by LedHead (user info) at 2004-09-03 21:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For the pic.
Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-03 21:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nah, if I had my ratings turned off I wouldn't have bothered just spamming that fuckhead's posts.
Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-03 20:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You sure?
Submitted by George Busch at 2004-09-03 20:55:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
John kerry and a horse walk into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey guys? why the long face?
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-09-03 20:52:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
George, give up. "Yes, at full erection" was fucking genius. And your ratings are turned off.
Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-03 20:45:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck. You've are pretty fucking cocky if you think this post doesn't suck. At the very best it still doesn't live up to my post, so if you think my post deserves a -2, your post deserves a -3.
Submitted by Biznochizzle (user info) at 2004-09-03 20:40:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You totally missed what I was saying. Your post got a -2 because it...well...sucked. Whereas you give me a -2 because I gave you a -2 because you...suck. I'm glad you're getting people to hate you early, though.
Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-03 20:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Exactly my point. A -2 for a -2. Too bad you have more posts than I and I don't care what my score it.
Submitted by Biznochizzle (user info) at 2004-09-03 20:31:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Way to be a stud, George. Two can play. Just wait for it, asshole.
Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-03 20:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Watch this space:
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=OEOYBMS&key=NPB
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-03 20:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm sorry, that pic was genius.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-09-03 20:17:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I laughed at the pic.