Nasty Bluegrass (NSFW) (1069 hits)
Category: RomanceLabels: ETS_Music
Rating: 1.33 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2004-09-03 21:00:07 EDT
This song here is about the little grrl I luv. Her name is Betty Jean. My good friends Cletus and Joe helped me to re-cord this here song, and I hope ya'll enjoy it! YEEEEE HAWWWW!!! Where's my Skoal?
Right click on the link and save to disc, otherwise it might not work. =)
www.angelfire.com/indie/electrictooth/Betty_Jean.mp3
Betty Jean
Well, your eyes are as brown as a mornin' turd!
Your titties: as luscious as an old heffer's.
When I look at you , I get mezmerized,
'cause I can't take my peepers off your cellulite thighs,
Betty Jean!
Well, your pussy smells sweeter than a peppermint pie!
And I know you gotta love it when I cum in your eye!
The gap is so wide in between your teeth,
for my sloppy, little slab of twelve-inch meat,
Betty Jean!
Well, you mean more to me than my first-prize sow,
'cause your bringin' home the bacon every time you go down!
And even though I share you with Cletus and Joe,
well, I reckon they don't figure that you're twelve years old,
Betty Jean!
User Reviews
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-11 01:59:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by eIectrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-23 18:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
Submitted by equaIizer (user info) at 2004-10-21 21:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I will not drive the principal's car.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-18 21:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I should lay off the drugs, really.
Submitted by Eric_Rice (user info) at 2004-10-17 15:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by equalizer (user info) at 2004-09-14 03:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Equalized.
Submitted by fake_bargled (user info) at 2004-09-07 19:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just get her down here ASAP!"
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-06 18:02:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Uhh, uhhh
B.I.G., P-O, P-P-A
No info, for the, DEA
Federal agents mad cause I'm flagrant
Tap my cell, and the phone in the basement
My team supreme, stay clean
Triple beam lyrical dream, I be that
Cat you see at all events bent
Gats in holsters girls on shoulders
Playboy, I told ya, bein mice to me
Bruise too much, I lose, too much
Step on stage the girls boo too much
I guess it's cause you run with lame dudes too much
Me lose my touch, never that
If I did, ain't no problem to get the gat
Where the true players at?
Throw your roadies in the sky
Wave em side to side and keep their hands high
While I give your girl the eye, player please
Lyrically, niggaz see, B.I.G.
be flossin jig on the cover of Fortune
Five double oh, get the phone number
your name, I got to know, I got to go
Got the flow down phizat, platinum plus
Like thizat, dangerous
on trizack, leave your ass kizzack
I don't know what, they want from me
It's like the more money we come across
The more problems we see
I don't know what, they want from me
It's like the more money we come across
The more problems we see
I don't know what, they want from me
It's like the more money we come across
The more problems we see
I don't know what, they want from me
It's like the more money we come across
The more problems we see
What's goin on?
What's goin on?
I don't know what, they want from me
It's like the more money we come across
The more problems we see
What's goin on?
What's goin on?
I don't know what, they want from me
It's like the more money we come across
The more problems we seeWhat's goin on?
What's goin on?
I don't know what, they want from me
It's like the more money we come across
The more problems we seeWhat's goin on?
What's goin on?
I don't know what, they want from me
It's like the more money we come across
The more problems we see
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-09-04 17:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pretty funny.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-04 09:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Copy and Paste you fuckers!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-04 09:37:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
www.angelfire.com/indie/electrictooth/Betty_Jean.mp3
Submitted by StonedSiIIy (user info) at 2004-09-04 06:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is the best post you've made.
Submitted by DyingBreed (user info) at 2004-09-04 06:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that was one of the most fun 8 hour recording sessions i have eva had.
i gave you a ten for the lyrics :)
Submitted by The_Walrus (user info) at 2004-09-03 22:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That's awful.
I hope she dies a painful death.
Submitted by K00IMang (user info) at 2004-09-03 22:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-03 21:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
On second though, you have to copy and paste the link into the address bar for it to work. Sorry...I am an incompetant redneck. I cannot be held responsible for my actions.