Life's Screwed Up. (530 hits)
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Submitted by Cheese Face (View user info) at 2004-09-03 23:01:49 EDT
Everyday life sucks. You have to work too hard for everything. You want anything, it starts with a job. You want a high paying job, you need knowledge. The knowledge they want you to have (a degree) requires excess knowledge. The excessive knowledge requires money you don't have, so you take out loans that charge you interest you can't afford either. Before that, you're in high school learning bullshit you'll never use, and planning your fate (carreer) that seems okay at the time. It's okay, that'll probably change after you waste a few grand on a little schooling and think to yourself 'man this sucks. i don't want to do this the rest of my life'. The more affordable things that you'd rather be doing in life, like playing music with your band, seem completely out of reach and almost impossible. If you hate what your doing enough, you'll drop your schooling and stick with your little-bit-over-minimum-wage job to make a desperate attempt to follow your dreams - and get nowhere. You'll have fun doing it, no doubt, but everyone else will try tearing you down, whether they realize it, or not, by asking you why you're doing what you're doing, and why you're wasting your time on something that won't get you anywhere. Wasting time? Not getting anywhere? What about Blink-182, Greenday, Outkast, Metallica, Nirvana, Sublime, Britney Spears, Nelly, P. Diddy, Busta Rymes, Jessica Simpson? True, some of them don't have talent (did I mention all country singers and most rappers), but they're making a living off of what they dreamed of. Here's a little of what I think, and it's all based on my hatred of work.
School is stupid and doesn't teach you anything: except math, which you'll forget unless you use it at least once a week. And science facts which are obviously pointless. plate techtonics - WTF? English: Most people's grammar is horrible, but i know what they're talking about. History? Who the fuck cares? Not me, that's for damn sure. If you like history, write a book for the future retards to read.
Work sucks, no one likes it. Why is this the ongoing way of life? You work your ass off (unless you're like me, finding ways to bullshit out of it, and making it look like you're working) for just enough money to get to your next paycheck. Fuck that. The only reason i work is because i
don't have a choice, like everyone else. No one likes work. We're stuck. If no one in the world wants to work, why do we do it? OOOH! i know... the already-rich bastards kinda stick us in this so they can get more money. If i was rich, my job would be hiring poor people to work (get money) for me. Rich people find ways to force you into employment because otherwise they'd be poor. I don't know. Hard to explain.
Money sucks. Having money in our economy is cool, because that's the only way you're doing anything. If everyone was broke, we'd all share what we have, everyone would have everything, everyone would be happy: Except some greedy bastard would hog something all to himself, which
could easily be solved by everyone being pissed at him, not letting him have anything, and possibly cutting off his finger, testicles, or head, and then that's all he'd have, so he'd realize he's a dumbass and he and everyone would learn from that.
I don't know. I'm rambling, but I think I'm right. Thanks for reading (or scrolling down to the last section and seeing this).
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Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-10-17 03:34:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks alot for saving my ass people can be dicks
Submitted by Untitled_User (user info) at 2004-09-04 17:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and by the way, i do this shit at work, maybe you missed the 'bullshit you job and make it look like your working' part.
Submitted by Untitled_User (user info) at 2004-09-04 17:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
boo hoo. i'm gonna whine whenever the fuck i want bitch. sure, you're rich, but i probably wouldn't want to do whatever your doing either, STFU.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-04 06:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hehehe, I feel almost sorry for you losers. I love my high paid job, and have lots of spare time to do what ever I like. If you have limited spare time, wtf are you posting shit on here for?
Stop whining like a little fucking baby.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-09-04 06:20:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright, listen up. Find something that you enjoy doing, and work is no longer work.
My Father used to say, "Work is play". I didn't know what the hell he was talking about until I found something that I really like to do. Now, I enjoy going to my office everyday. I have a home, cars, money, a beautiful wife, and two healthy children. This does not happen by accident, but if you enjoy what you do then you'll put forth more effort, be more successful, and reap the rewards.
On the other hand, if you just want to sit on your ass and somehow be rich then you're just a lazy SOB.
My Father used to say something else, "The world needs ditch diggers too."
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-09-04 05:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That's life.
However, you have put a kinda negative slant on it.
Some of us almost enjoy our six-day working weeks, the knowledge that we're worth at least half as much again as we're being paid, and being on the receiving end of every bad day your colleagues have.
Yeah, right.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-04 03:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm sitting at my desk ready for the start of a five day week, (yes- my weekend's every other Thurs and Fri). I'm tired. My boyfriend's at home in bed. Who came up with this shit? School for the first 22 years of your life and then you work until you're a geriatric. Brilliant. Somebody deserves an ass kicking.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-09-04 01:05:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Remember when Richard Prior did the retarded stuttering Chinese guy as part of his stand-up routine? Jesus, that was funny shit.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-09-04 00:01:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i wish nancy would die....painfully.....and soon
Submitted by onejupiter (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHHH THE PICTURE IS FUNNEEEEEEEY u rule
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, true communism sucks. But some aspects make sence. Stuff like food and gasoline should be given to us. To make this possible, we'd have to save gas. No more soccer moms driving huge v8 powered suvs. You can't have a big truck or offroad(hummer) vehicle without proof you need it, and no one can have muscle cars, unless the plan to race it(saves my car).
I know you, and I know you don't want communism, I just said what I noticed.
Submitted by Untitled_User (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:21:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i thought about the communism part, and i was thinking that we should consider some parts
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
True, but your last part borders on asking for communism though.
Seriously though. Work sucks. The only people who can't complain about work are prostitutes. They get paid for doing the one thing all of us try to do 24/7.