Dear Canada, you blow. Love, An American (666 hits)
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Submitted by America Rules! (View user info) at 2004-09-03 23:10:28 EDT
Dear Canada: You blow. Love, an American.
Canada, it's time you fucking bow down to your masters, you maple syrup drinking bitches. I really hate all your pussie ass ways. Every Canadian male needs to grow a fucking pair.
I'm tired of their stupid accents, their joy in hockey, their ideals that they are the best country in the world.... They seem that the only thing that matters to them is that they are from Canada, and therefore superior. You can see it anytime a post about America is made: 9 times out of 10, it is by a Canadian, saying how much America Sucks. I'm sorry we fucking own you, I really am.
I'm sorry your country can't defend itself. I'm sorry that the best thing that every came out of your country was a sport. I'm sorry that Canadians have added NOTHING to the world, other then hockey. I'm sorry that you are not taken seriously. I'm sorry your money is considered a joke to Americans. I'm sorry that you all have such American envy that anytime I meet one of you, you automatically assume I must be stupid, ignorant, and fat, just because I'm American.
I'm sorry your media is so fucking slanted that you think all Americans are fat, stupid, and arrogant. I'm sorry that the major export of your country is Maple Syrup. I'm sorry your military is full of a bunch of pacifistic bitches. I'm sorry the females of america are more manly then the men from Canada. I'm sorry you're a nation of complete and utter bitches, I'm sorry that you all fucking suck, and I'm sorry I'm such a hitwhore that I would post something entitled "dear Canada, you blow, love an American." I'm sorry most people are immediately going to read half the post, give me a -2 and tell me how stupid I am because I'm american. I'm sorry that I resorted to fetish like tactics to get hits. I'm sorry that I'm completely kidding and have absolutely nothing against our neighbors to the north. I'm sorry that I think this is funny, even though you might not. I'm sorry that in order for this to work in anyway shape or form, I have to start and end this with some smart ass comment that Canadians will say "typical american" to, so they don't read this and just give me a -2. I'm sorry that the last comment I'm going to make is really horrible, and I hope you know that I don't mean it: I'm just a dirty fucking hitwhore. I'm sorry to any one I might have tricked or pissed off. I'm sorry that I think america is awesome, despite our problems.
Mostly, I'm just sorry I live so close to such a shitty fucking nation. I wish you would break off and fall into the fucking sea, Canada. You bring nothing to this earth, and I hope every Canadian dies.
User Reviews
Submitted by iloveamerica (user info) at 2004-09-27 22:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Any anti canada post deserves a +2
for more information on why canada sucks
www.geocities.com/americaisbetterthancanada
Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no comement
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:41:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:40:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43959
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just did. Didn't come out though, came up as a BMP.
I'm a dumbass, so I'm going to post it a third time!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:36:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
In all modesty, of course.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Want proof posting a hot chick can save a shit post?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43336
And give you 800 hits.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh....
It's friday.
I just got done with my first week of school.
I'm tired.
I still have a ton of homework to do.
I haven't posted a shitty post in a while.
We can't be good all the time.
Some times you just have to post shit.
I should have put a hot chick up here.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
To be honest, however, you have a point about the posts in which Canadians think they know so much more about Americans. The sad thing is, however, American posters are no more innocent. Solid 0, I can't in my right mind give you anything less or more.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alah, I was really expecting you to break out of the shell of newbie, but I guess its not your time yet.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOO HOO!
+2
Submitted by Untitled_User (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh yeah. i forgot your -2 for a stupid discriminatory post. i hate haters that hate for no reason. i am not canadian in any way, but i dont hate canadians for being canadian. i hate them as equally as i do everyone else
Submitted by Untitled_User (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
canada has good health care. it's free. i wish i didn't have to worry about health insurance. i wish i could go break my arm and go get it fixed for free. the USA should adopt this policy and drop some laws off the book. like speed limits and most traffic laws would be a good start.
Submitted by Pingu (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry that I read this post, I really am.
Submitted by KingHFB (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
agrees with zoid
old, shitty ideas, poorly executed
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*yawn*