FUCK OFF CANADA. (nsfw) (1020 hits)
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Submitted by America Rules! (View user info) at 2004-09-03 23:36:43 EDT
Dear Canada: You blow. Love, an American.
Canada, it's time you fucking bow down to your masters, you maple syrup drinking bitches. I really hate all your pussie ass ways. Every Canadian male needs to grow a fucking pair.
I'm tired of their stupid accents, their joy in hockey, their ideals that they are the best country in the world.... They seem that the only thing that matters to them is that they are from Canada, and therefore superior. You can see it anytime a post about America is made: 9 times out of 10, it is by a Canadian, saying how much America Sucks. I'm sorry we fucking own you, I really am.
I'm sorry your country can't defend itself. I'm sorry that the best thing that every came out of your country was a sport. I'm sorry that Canadians have added NOTHING to the world, other then hockey. I'm sorry that you are not taken seriously. I'm sorry your money is considered a joke to Americans. I'm sorry that you all have such American envy that anytime I meet one of you, you automatically assume I must be stupid, ignorant, and fat, just because I'm American.
I'm sorry your media is so fucking slanted that you think all Americans are fat, stupid, and arrogant. I'm sorry that the major export of your country is Maple Syrup. I'm sorry your military is full of a bunch of pacifistic bitches. I'm sorry the females of america are more manly then the men from Canada. I'm sorry you're a nation of complete and utter bitches, I'm sorry that you all fucking suck, and I'm sorry I'm such a hitwhore that I would post something entitled "FUCK OFF CANADA! (NSFW) I'm sorry most people are immediately going to read half the post, give me a -2 and tell me how stupid I am because I'm american. I'm sorry that I resorted to fetish like tactics to get hits. I'm sorry that I'm completely kidding and have absolutely nothing against our neighbors to the north. I'm sorry that I think this is funny, even though you might not. I'm sorry that in order for this to work in anyway shape or form, I have to start and end this with some smart ass comment that Canadians will say "typical american" to, so they don't read this and just give me a -2. I'm sorry that the last comment I'm going to make is really horrible, and I hope you know that I don't mean it: I'm just a dirty fucking hitwhore. I'm sorry to any one I might have tricked or pissed off. I'm sorry that I think america is awesome, despite our problems.
Mostly, I'm just sorry I live so close to such a shitty fucking nation. I wish you would break off and fall into the fucking sea, Canada. You bring nothing to this earth, and I hope every Canadian dies.
Here's a hot chick.
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-04 20:59:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I bet you she was Canadian. By the way:
O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
AND
O Canada! Terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux!
Car ton bras sait porter l'épée,
Il sait porter la croix!
Ton histoire est une épopée
Des plus brillants exploits.
Et ta valeur, de foi trempée,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
Submitted by Nancy (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:43:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it was alrihgt
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by KingHFB (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
way to bump a shitty post asshole
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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