Fuck off Canada (NSFW) (8528 hits)
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Submitted by America Rules! (View user info) at 2004-09-03 23:39:40 EDT
Dear Canada: You blow. Love, an American.
Canada, it's time you fucking bow down to your masters, you maple syrup drinking bitches. I really hate all your pussie ass ways. Every Canadian male needs to grow a fucking pair.
I'm tired of their stupid accents, their joy in hockey, their ideals that they are the best country in the world.... They seem that the only thing that matters to them is that they are from Canada, and therefore superior. You can see it anytime a post about America is made: 9 times out of 10, it is by a Canadian, saying how much America Sucks. I'm sorry we fucking own you, I really am.
I'm sorry your country can't defend itself. I'm sorry that the best thing that every came out of your country was a sport. I'm sorry that Canadians have added NOTHING to the world, other then hockey. I'm sorry that you are not taken seriously. I'm sorry your money is considered a joke to Americans. I'm sorry that you all have such American envy that anytime I meet one of you, you automatically assume I must be stupid, ignorant, and fat, just because I'm American.
I'm sorry your media is so fucking slanted that you think all Americans are fat, stupid, and arrogant. I'm sorry that the major export of your country is Maple Syrup. I'm sorry your military is full of a bunch of pacifistic bitches. I'm sorry the females of america are more manly then the men from Canada. I'm sorry you're a nation of complete and utter bitches, I'm sorry that you all fucking suck, and I'm sorry I'm such a hitwhore that I would post something entitled "FUCK OFF CANADA! (NSFW) I'm sorry most people are immediately going to read half the post, give me a -2 and tell me how stupid I am because I'm american. I'm sorry that I resorted to fetish like tactics to get hits. I'm sorry that I'm completely kidding and have absolutely nothing against our neighbors to the north. I'm sorry that I think this is funny, even though you might not. I'm sorry that in order for this to work in anyway shape or form, I have to start and end this with some smart ass comment that Canadians will say "typical american" to, so they don't read this and just give me a -2. I'm sorry that the last comment I'm going to make is really horrible, and I hope you know that I don't mean it: I'm just a dirty fucking hitwhore. I'm sorry to any one I might have tricked or pissed off. I'm sorry that I think america is awesome, despite our problems.
Mostly, I'm just sorry I live so close to such a shitty fucking nation. I wish you would break off and fall into the fucking sea, Canada. You bring nothing to this earth, and I hope every Canadian dies.
Here's a hot chick.
Mmmmmmmmm Sara brinsfield. www.asiandime.com
User Reviews
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2005-12-14 08:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
uh... thanks for the hit?
Submitted by coldplay1989 (user info) at 2005-12-11 13:36:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well guess what DUDE:
You dont have to cuss me out because I don't write the way you want. So you FUCK OFF TOO
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2005-12-08 17:11:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, uh.... thanks for the hit then.
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-12-08 00:15:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I made it to the end.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2005-12-08 00:00:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-12-07 23:42:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you like our fresh water.
Actually... uh... MY fresh water comes from a local lake. Been that way for around 150 years or so.
Ironically though, the lake that provides water for the greater rochester area is named HEMLOCK lake.
A water supply named after a poison. I think that's hiliarious.
ALSO:
Might want to read the entire post. If you did, cool, if not, cool: thanks for the hit.
Submitted by erinly (user info) at 2005-12-07 23:42:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you like our fresh water.
Submitted by WTF? at 2004-11-08 12:34:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
eeerr,
cunt.
Submitted by Cody <ripper47.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-10-03 14:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you shut up americans cant fite they had to get canadian army to help but we wouldn't cuse we hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by RapSupaStar (user info) at 2004-10-02 05:07:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
? ? what the fuck were you thinking dumb fuck.. -2 for being a jackass... -2 for u, -2 overall..
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-09-16 09:40:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about skatastrophy
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# Messages posted: 15
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Average rating of all messages: -0.29
Submitted by skatastrophy (user info) at 2004-09-07 23:21:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm canadian, i read the whole post, i realize youre obviously a sad little american man with alot of free time. I pity you had to write this post and i still hope you die even though i no longer think youre an asshole, just an idiot
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-07 23:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AlahAckbar, I could so kick your ass!
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-09-07 22:54:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-07 15:51:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for covering a topic that hasn't been beaten to death.
This one has just been dragged around the block a few times.
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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2004-09-07 15:34:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
this was just utter crap-on-a-stick
go suck a fat black dick, suck it long, and suck it hard
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Submitted by AndyD (user info) at 2004-09-07 15:27:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
Americans blow -2 for you!
And no im not Canadian.
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-07 15:24:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh Christ... not another I hate canada/america piece of shite?
You guys are so cool! I wish I just read the topic and didn't pay attention to the body whatsoever too! DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-07 15:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for covering a topic that hasn't been beaten to death.
This one has just been dragged around the block a few times.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2004-09-07 15:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this was just utter crap-on-a-stick
go suck a fat black dick, suck it long, and suck it hard
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-09-07 15:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I read the whole thing and it still sucked.
Submitted by AndyD (user info) at 2004-09-07 15:27:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Americans blow -2 for you!
And no im not Canadian.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-07 15:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh Christ... not another I hate canada/america piece of shite?
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-09-07 15:16:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-07 11:50:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry that I resorted to fetish like tactics to get hits.
Fuck off Canada (NSFW) (473 hits)
So it didn't work! Oh well.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-07 11:50:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry that I resorted to fetish like tactics to get hits.
Fuck off Canada (NSFW) (473 hits)
Heh.
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2004-09-04 21:04:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey cocksucker the best thing to come out of Canada is Labatt Blue. And its pretty fucking good.
Submitted by skatergrl (user info) at 2004-09-04 20:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Here is a dumb Canadian.....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43317
Submitted by AIahAckbar (user info) at 2004-09-04 19:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was joking. I'm actually Canadian. And a bit of a pussy.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-09-04 16:34:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
eh...
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-09-04 15:10:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I did it for the hits. Not only that, but when ever I look at her, I become nsfw."
You shut your mouth! You shut your filthy mouth! Stop talking about our peener! Who gave you the right to talk about our peener? It's my peener as much as it is yours, and you do not tell people when it is or isn't safe for work.
And another thing; this peener is half mine, and I'll jack it off whenever I god damn feel like it, and you're not going to do shit about it, got it? No more of your, "Ooh, but we've got company, can't it wait?" If it bothers you so much, we'll get a circumcision so they cut off your half.
Fucking multiple personalities...
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-09-04 11:48:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-09-04 06:53:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're the best alias EVAR!
Also, is that pic really a NSFW? Come on... She's fully clothed for god's sake!
I did it for the hits. Not only that, but when ever I look at her, I become nsfw
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-09-04 11:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-04 01:36:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
After reading this post, I don't have to assume you're stupid and ignorant, I know! You say we all make asumptions about Americans. There you are making asumptions about us. Have you ever watched Canadian news? Idiot. I don't hate Americans. You are a moron, and no it's not because you're American, it's because you're a moron. People like you make most Canadians hate Americans. Listen to yourself. I would go on but it's 2:00 in the morning and I'm fuckin tired. Goodnight asshole,
Love,
Peepoepoewitz
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Yep. I sure am dumb.
Yep. And you know what I do all the time! I rate a post before reading the entire thing. I love to do that!
In fact, that's why I'm so dumb! Because I rate before I read the entire thing! Sometimes, I miss the entire middle of a post, where something might be written that might be important. You know, where the author of the post might put something that makes the entire post change.
But I don't care about that stuff! I rate purely on titles, the first five sentences, and the last sentence!
You know, because I'm dumb.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-09-04 10:23:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Heh heh...chewy center indeed.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-09-04 06:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're the best alias EVAR!
Also, is that pic really a NSFW? Come on... She's fully clothed for god's sake!
Submitted by bob the plumber <dldlld> at 2004-09-04 02:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're completely homosexual, without the style
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-04 02:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by girlreporter (user info) at 2004-09-04 01:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I'm sorry that the best thing that every came out of your country was a sport."
Don't forget curling.
Submitted by The T Man at 2004-09-04 01:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I gave this only a -1 because of the chick. It could have been a 0 or a 1 if she had no clothes on.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-04 01:36:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
After reading this post, I don't have to assume you're stupid and ignorant, I know! You say we all make asumptions about Americans. There you are making asumptions about us. Have you ever watched Canadian news? Idiot. I don't hate Americans. You are a moron, and no it's not because you're American, it's because you're a moron. People like you make most Canadians hate Americans. Listen to yourself. I would go on but it's 2:00 in the morning and I'm fuckin tired. Goodnight asshole,
Love,
Peepoepoewitz
Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2004-09-04 01:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*angst
Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2004-09-04 01:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm glad you have got that of your chest. There is nothing like a pent up canadian-agnst
to ruin a good night sleep.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-04 00:47:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hay i hav 2 go now ttyl lova boi g-nite
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-04 00:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-09-04 00:42:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-04 00:35:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
God tried to eat my pussy but he couldn't handle it.
I know. He told me to come do it. Yours and that hot little friend of yours.
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Yeah, he tried to bone my friend, but he was too small. She said she saw bigger cocktail wieners.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-04 00:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God tried to eat my pussy but he couldn't handle it.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-09-04 00:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NO I DON'T!
Oh. I'm sorry, i thought you said i kiss ass.
I want you all to know, that I prayed tonight for the first time in my life.
I said
"Dear God, why do you give me such shitty professors? Why do they give me so much homework? Why am I up at midnight on a friday night, doing a 10 page report that is due next friday after my FIRST FUCKING DAY OF CLASSES? Further more, why is this report ONLY on chapter one, the boringest chapter of any book?"
and god said unto me:
"Because yur my bitch, an I m the roxxors and u r the suxxors, biatch. Now get in the kitchen and make me a pie."
+2 because I'm gods personal bitch.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-09-04 00:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You kick ass.
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-09-04 00:14:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CanadaKicksAss <fuckinawesomecanadian@americas> at 2004-09-04 00:07:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
Bud, you failed to neglect Americans favourite black sport came outta Canada. Basketball. You are pretty fuckin stupid after all. Fucking retard.
Yep. I sure am dumb.
Yep. And you know what I do all the time! I rate a post before reading the entire thing. I love to do that!
In fact, that's why I'm so dumb! Because I rate before I read the entire thing! Sometimes, I miss the entire middle of a post, where something might be written that might be important. You know, where the author of the post might put something that makes then entire post change.
But I don't care about that stuff! I rate purely on titles, the first five sentences, and the last sentence!
You know, because I'm dumb.
+2 because I'm a dirty dirty hitwhore. And I want to fuck Degreless's friend in many different ways.
Submitted by CanadaKicksAss <fuckinawesomecanadian@americas> at 2004-09-04 00:07:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bud, you failed to neglect Americans favourite black sport came outta Canada. Basketball. You are pretty fuckin stupid after all. Fucking retard.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2004-09-04 00:04:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Give it up, dude. Canada kicks our ass.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-04 00:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST POST EVAR!
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:48:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
You know that they're going to miss the good sticky sweet chewiness in the centre, right?
No they won't! They don't just make assumptions and then look like dumbasses when they come back and realize they should have read the whole post!
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:49:55 (#)
Ranking: -1
Its people like you that make other nations hate us.
+2 for me cause I'm fucking tired of homework, and we all know +2ing yourself makes baby jebus cry.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because everyone has to get the shit out of their system every once in awhile. Save the effort for UM.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Its people like you that make other nations hate us.
+1 for boobs
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not an experiment: me fucking off after my first week of classes, and just not giving a fuck.
I posted it THREE TIMES!
I'm such a fucking NEWBIE!
I should have thrown in some lol's and omg's.
Dammit. Hind sight is 20/20.
Well, seeing as I had to post this three fucking times to get it right, I guess mine is more like 40/120....
+2 for me because I'm a fucking newb and I think it counts! Woo hoo!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know that they're going to miss the good sticky sweet chewiness in the centre, right?
Submitted by Untitled_User (user info) at 2004-09-03 23:44:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YAY. the same fucking post.... still, i hate you. HOORRAY FOR BOOBIES. she's hot, but you dont get any credit and it's not changing your rating... i hope this is an experiment.