UberSurvey: 10 Questions They Never Ask You on Surveys (763 hits)
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Submitted by shadowdragon (View user info) at 2004-09-04 02:58:21 EDT
If you want to play, copy and paste the questions into a reply and erase all of the other answers / fill something in after the ellipses. 10 questions, 25+/- seconds. (answers for #1: shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, asshole, or something else)
Why? Why the fuck not? It's not like you were doing anything "important", right?
1) Of the words they can't say on TV, the one they could use the most is...
2) The glass is not half full or half empty but...
3) Whenever it gets boring, just think about...
4) Whenever I think it can't get any worse, that's when...
5) I think I'm MORE | LESS intelligent than knowledgeable.
6) It would BETTER | WORSE to be deaf and blind than mute and paralyzed.
7) I would've taken the RED | BLUE pill and WOULD | WOULD NOT later regret it.
8) When the weather is extreme, I'd rather it be TOO HOT. | TOO COLD.
9) The worst way to die is by DROWNING. | FALLING. | BURNING. | STARVING. | BLEEDING.
10) I'd rather be THE ONE WANTED (surrounded by those who want). | THE ONE WANTER (surrounded by those I want).
And now, for everyone, here's a bullet passing through the queen of diamonds.
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Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-09-04 18:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1) Of the words they can't say on TV, the one they could use the most is... fuck
2) The glass is not half full or half empty but...
3) Whenever it gets boring, just think about... cartoons
4) Whenever I think it can't get any worse, that's when... nothing spectacular happens
5) I think I'm MORE | LESS intelligent than knowledgeable. I dunno
6) It would BETTER | WORSE to be deaf and blind than mute and paralyzed. these questions suck
7) I would've taken the RED | BLUE pill and WOULD | WOULD NOT later regret it. both pills
8) When the weather is extreme, I'd rather it be TOO HOT. | TOO COLD. too cold
9) The worst way to die is by DROWNING. | FALLING. | BURNING. | STARVING. | BLEEDING. drowning
10) I'd rather be THE ONE WANTED (surrounded by those who want). | THE ONE WANTER (surrounded by those I want). the one wanted
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-04 15:45:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-09-04 03:24:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
1) Of the words they can't say on TV, the one they could use the most is... cock gobbling ass fucker
2) The glass is not half full or half empty but... it's made of glass
3) Whenever it gets boring, just think about... how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
4) Whenever I think it can't get any worse, that's when... a bee stings me in the penis
5) I think I'm MORE | LESS intelligent than knowledgeable. - Less
6) It would BETTER | WORSE to be deaf and blind than mute and paralyzed. - Worse
7) I would've taken the RED | BLUE pill and WOULD | WOULD NOT later regret it. - Red and Not
8) When the weather is extreme, I'd rather it be TOO HOT. | TOO COLD. - Too cold
9) The worst way to die is by DROWNING. | FALLING. | BURNING. | STARVING. | BLEEDING. - Starving or Drowning.. can't decide which
10) I'd rather be THE ONE WANTED (surrounded by those who want). | THE ONE WANTER (surrounded by those I want). - The wanted
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I draw your attention to #4. Wouldn't that make it swell up though?
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-09-04 15:38:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1) Of the words they can't say on TV, the one they could use the most is...
cum guzzling cuntrag
2) The glass is not half full or half empty but...
it's flat-out empty. that's just life
3) Whenever it gets boring, just think about...
*sniffle* my doggy or (no sniffle) my fiance
4) Whenever I think it can't get any worse, that's when...
I discover midgets in my underwear drawer
5) I think I'm MORE | LESS intelligent than knowledgeable.
huh?
6) It would BETTER | WORSE to be deaf and blind than mute and paralyzed. better
7) I would've taken the RED | BLUE pill and WOULD | WOULD NOT later regret it.
don't you know that you shouldn't take pills from strangers? ROOFIES!!!
8) When the weather is extreme, I'd rather it be TOO HOT. | TOO COLD.
too cold. I can put more clothes on but I can't peel my skin off... or I can... but I don't want to
9) The worst way to die is by DROWNING. | FALLING. | BURNING. | STARVING. | BLEEDING.
drowning
10) I'd rather be THE ONE WANTED (surrounded by those who want). | THE ONE WANTER (surrounded by those I want).
I'd rather everyone around me just dropped dead.
+1 for giving me something to do
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-04 15:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1) Of the words they can't say on TV, the one they could use the most is... supercalifragilisticexpialidotious
2) The glass is not half full or half empty but... broken
3) Whenever it gets boring, just think about... titties
4) Whenever I think it can't get any worse, that's when... i blow my brains out with a cutting torch
5) I think I'm MORE | LESS intelligent than knowledgeable... more or less...yea
6) It would BETTER | WORSE to be deaf and blind than mute and paralyzed... mute and paralyzed (that would require much of a lifestyle change for me)
7) I would've taken the RED | BLUE pill and WOULD | WOULD NOT later regret it...I'd take them both at the same time along with the mushroom the caterpillar sat on
8) When the weather is extreme, I'd rather it be TOO HOT. | TOO COLD...too cold (the women in my life have made me acclimated to it)
9) The worst way to die is by DROWNING. | FALLING. | BURNING. | STARVING. | BLEEDING...falling
10) I'd rather be THE ONE WANTED (surrounded by those who want). | THE ONE WANTER (surrounded by those I want)...can I be the wanter who wants himself?
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-09-04 15:17:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...of course, I meant BLEEP pussy.
Heh...*blush* quite the Freudian slip...
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-09-04 15:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) Of the words they can't say on TV, the one they could use the most is... pussy. They bleed pussy, damn it!!
2) The glass is not half full or half empty but... being refilled.
3) Whenever it gets boring, just think about... sex. Ohh baby.
4) Whenever I think it can't get any worse, that's when... I drink.
5) I think I'm MORE intelligent than knowledgeable.
6) It would BETTER to be deaf and blind than mute and paralyzed.
7) I would've taken the BLUE pill and WOULD later regret it. (just because I'd wonder what I missed, tho it'd be better that I did.)
8) When the weather is extreme, I'd rather it be TOO COLD.
9) The worst way to die is by STARVING.
10) I'd rather be THE ONE WANTER (surrounded by those I want).
Pretty good survey, I enjoyed it!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2004-09-04 15:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1) Of the words they can't say on TV, the one they could use the most is...shit
2) The glass is not half full or half empty but...empty
3) Whenever it gets boring, just think about...yo mama
4) Whenever I think it can't get any worse, that's when...it gets worse
5) I think I'm MORE intelligent than knowledgeable.
6) It would BETTER to be deaf and blind than mute and paralyzed.
7) I would've taken the RED | BLUE pill and WOULD | WOULD NOT later regret it.
8) When the weather is extreme, I'd rather it be TOO COLD.
9) The worst way to die is by BURNING.
10) I'd rather be THE ONE WANTED (surrounded by those who want).
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-04 15:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1) Of the words they can't say on TV, the one they could use the most is... "shit" that word is so versatile.
2) The glass is not half full or half empty but... it depends what's in it? beer or prune juice?
3) Whenever it gets boring, just think about... sex with midgets
4) Whenever I think it can't get any worse, that's when... i roll up a joint
5) I think I'm MORE | LESS intelligent than knowledgeable. <scrathes head> cabbage?
6) It would BETTER | WORSE to be deaf and blind than mute and paralyzed. i can't watch porn when i am blind, now can i? shit.. but then i can't have sex if i am paralyzed can I?
7) I would've taken the RED | BLUE pill and WOULD | WOULD NOT later regret it. which one will send me to wonderland? that's the one i want!
8) When the weather is extreme, I'd rather it be TOO HOT. | TOO COLD. tit bit nipply
9) The worst way to die is by DROWNING. | FALLING. | BURNING. | STARVING. | BLEEDING. ever see ghost ship? when that tight wire slashes like, a hunnert poeple in half anf they writhe on the floor? nah... i go with burning.
10) I'd rather be THE ONE WANTED (surrounded by those who want). | THE ONE WANTER (surrounded by those I want). i want to be LOOOOVED
Submitted by 313 (sampling) at 2004-09-04 11:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
#7 cracked me up.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-09-04 03:24:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) Of the words they can't say on TV, the one they could use the most is... cock gobbling ass fucker
2) The glass is not half full or half empty but... it's made of glass
3) Whenever it gets boring, just think about... how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
4) Whenever I think it can't get any worse, that's when... a bee stings me in the penis
5) I think I'm MORE | LESS intelligent than knowledgeable. - Less
6) It would BETTER | WORSE to be deaf and blind than mute and paralyzed. - Worse
7) I would've taken the RED | BLUE pill and WOULD | WOULD NOT later regret it. - Red and Not
8) When the weather is extreme, I'd rather it be TOO HOT. | TOO COLD. - Too cold
9) The worst way to die is by DROWNING. | FALLING. | BURNING. | STARVING. | BLEEDING. - Starving or Drowning.. can't decide which
10) I'd rather be THE ONE WANTED (surrounded by those who want). | THE ONE WANTER (surrounded by those I want). - The wanted
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2004-09-04 03:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1) Of the words they can't say on TV, the one they could use the most is FUCKIN PUSS BUCKETS
2) The glass is not half full or half empty but WILL SOON BE REPLACED WITH A FULL GLASS
3) Whenever it gets boring, just think about DONKEY PUNCHING YOUR NEIGHBOR'S WIFE
4) Whenever I think it can't get any worse, that's when IT'S TIME TO WEAR A DIAPER
5) I think I'm MORE intelligent than knowledgeable.
6) It would BETTER to be DEAD THAN EITHER deaf and blind OR mute and paralyzed.
7) I would've taken the RED pill and WOULD later regret it.
8) When the weather is extreme, I'd rather it be TOO COLD.
9) The worst way to die is by BEING RAPED WITH A RED HOT POKER, BEING FORCED TO EAT OUT YOUR OWN MOTHER WHILE YOUR 6TH GRADE SCIENCE TEACHER CUTS YOUR DICK OFF SLOWLY, ONE DULL RAZOR SLICE AT A TIME.
10) I'd rather be THE ONE WANTED (surrounded by those who want).
Jesus christ i need counciling.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-09-04 03:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1) Of the words they can't say on TV, the one they could use the most is ass
2) The glass is not half full or half empty but empty because i drank what was in it! i feel funny..
3) Whenever it gets boring, just think about MOI
4) Whenever I think it can't get any worse, that's when it gets worse
5) I think I'm MORE intelligent than knowledgeable.
6) It would WORSE to be deaf and blind than mute and paralyzed.
7) I would've taken the BLUE pill and WOULD NOT later regret it....or would i?
8) When the weather is extreme, I'd rather it be TOO COLD (as long as i had a nice warm coat).
9) The worst way to die is by STARVING.
10) I'd rather be THE ONE WANTED (surrounded by those who want). you can't have me!
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-04 03:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1) douchebag
2) The glass is not half full or half empty but too big.
3) Uhhhh...
4) Whenever I think it can't get any worse, that's when uh...
5) I think I'm about even.
6) It would better to be deaf and blind than mute and paralyzed because if I were blind and deaf I could still kill myself.
7) I would've taken the blue pill and would later regret it.
8) When the weather is extreme, I'd rather it be too hot.
9) The worst way to die is by drowning.
10) I'd rather be the one wanted (surrounded by those who want).
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-04 03:15:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1) Of the words they can't say on TV, the one they could use the most is... asshole.
2) The glass is not half full or half empty but... in the dishwasher.
3) Whenever it gets boring, just think about... everything and anything.
4) Whenever I think it can't get any worse, that's when... it spirals out of control.
5) I think I'm AS intelligent as I am knowledgeable.
6) It would BETTER to be deaf and blind than mute and paralyzed.
7) I would've taken the RED pill and WOULD NOT later regret it. (Microdots-yeah!)
8) When the weather is extreme, I'd rather it be TOO COLD.
9) The worst way to die is by BURNING.
10) I'd rather be THE ONE WANTED (surrounded by those who want).
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-09-04 03:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1) Of the words they can't say on TV, the one they could use the most is Cunty McCuntpoo
2) The glass is not half full or half empty but it certainly is far up that poor childs behind!
3) Whenever it gets boring, just think about KITTENS
4) Whenever I think it can't get any worse, that's when I look at IHAKF's picture and say "heh, at least I don't look like that."
5) I think I'm MORE intelligent than knowledgeable.
6) It would WORSE to be deaf and blind than mute and paralyzed.
7) I would've taken the RED pill and WOULD NOT later regret it.
8) When the weather is extreme, I'd rather it be TOO HOT.
9) The worst way to die is by BURNING.
10) I'd rather be THE ONE WANTED (surrounded by those who want).
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-04 03:13:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There are good posters. There are shit posters. There are trolls.
And then there are the sad fucks like you who honestly try and suck anyway
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-09-04 03:12:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) Of the words they can't say on TV, the one they could use the most is... motherfuckin cocksuckin cunt
2) The glass is not half full or half empty but... I'd still have sex with it
3) Whenever it gets boring, just think about... having sex with the aforementioned glass
4) Whenever I think it can't get any worse, that's when... The glass breaks
5) I think I'm MORE | LESS intelligent than knowledgeable. More intellient but only half as drunk.
6) It would BETTER | WORSE to be deaf and blind than mute and paralyzed. Worse, I need to be able to masturbate
7) I would've taken the RED | BLUE pill and WOULD | WOULD NOT later regret it. Blue pill, wouldn't regret it. Blue pills are usually the best high.
8) When the weather is extreme, I'd rather it be TOO HOT. | TOO COLD. Too cold, its more fun to warm up than cool down.
9) The worst way to die is by DROWNING. | FALLING. | BURNING. | STARVING. | BLEEDING. Bleeding.
10) I'd rather be THE ONE WANTED (surrounded by those who want). | THE ONE WANTER (surrounded by those I want). The wanted, better chance for getting laid. And if not, I have my glass.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-09-04 03:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1) Of the words they can't say on TV, the one they could use the most is fuck.
2) The glass is not half full or half empty but completely full if you add icecubes.
3) Whenever it gets boring, just think about Bart naked.
4) Whenever I think it can't get any worse, that's when I change my attitude.
5) I think I'm MORE intelligent than knowledgeable.
6) It would WORSE to be deaf and blind than mute and paralyzed.
7) I would've taken the BLUE pill and WOULD NOT later regret it.
8) When the weather is extreme, I'd rather it be TOO COLD.
9) The worst way to die is by BURNING.
10) I'd rather be THE ONE WANTED (surrounded by those who want).
Are you high?
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-09-04 02:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1) Of the words they can't say on TV, the one they could use the most is... shit.
2) The glass is not half full or half empty but... broken
3) Whenever it gets boring, just think about... triangles
4) Whenever I think it can't get any worse, that's when... God shows me it can.
5) I think I'm MORE intelligent than knowledgeable.
6) It would BETTER to be deaf and blind than mute and paralyzed.
7) I would've taken the RED pill and WOULD NOT later regret it.
8) When the weather is extreme, I'd rather it be TOO COLD.
9) The worst way to die is by DROWNING.
10) I'd rather be THE ONE WANTED (surrounded by those who want).