"You're Mother Is A Whore, But Sweaty Clams Taste Better So I Picked Her Pearl Anyway"; Or "The Crazy Case of the Clammy Cootchie" (383 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.5 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Crux (View user info) at 2004-09-04 11:14:43 EDT
What smell is this that daubs my nostrils and dapples my nose?
Ah, 'tis the sweet and sour stench of your mums sordid succubus of a sod sopper. So slimy and succulent the sides and sounds of your sot of a suitor's slutty slit that upon seeing I slip into sweet slumber singed with sorrow, signed away sight and sense straight from sanity's grasp and sent to sit and sigh.
Yet yonder, yoked and younger, a youth yet to be usurped yawns a yes. 'Tis true to tell tomorrow today that your mother talks terrible tales through the thing between her thighs. Weep if weep you will but wonder not where women weighted by wanderings wither whether we will or won't.
Come call the courier a cunt, don't dilly down deep or dip your dipper in the dapper doohickey dented by deadly diddies. Only own your own opinion on opening opal omens like your mothers dirty dander.
It's not my fault I enjoy Mother of Pearl.
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-09-04 14:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What in god's name does all this mean?!
Submitted by Milkman (user info) at 2004-09-04 14:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i didn't read it all, but i gave you a -2 because the title is bad, meaning that the story sucks also.
Submitted by retarded_ape123 (user info) at 2004-09-04 12:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
By the way, you got the title wrong
YOUR mom is a whore
Submitted by retarded_ape123 (user info) at 2004-09-04 11:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stupid nigger
I raped your mom
Submitted by Legitch (user info) at 2004-09-04 11:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
-1 for the topic, but +2 for the GREAT alliteration! That takes talent, man.