It's Official- Uber Montreal... (1016 hits)
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Submitted by S R (View user info) at 2004-09-04 16:27:26 EDT
Sunday September 5th at St. Elizabeth at 8:30pm
C-court, PMJ, S-lime and Myself willl be drinking up a storm...
Any other Uberites in the 514/450 area codes or others are welcome, except Q, he already ditched us.
If you want to to make a last minute flight plan by all means it will be worth it.
certain rules must be followed--
1. Let C-court talk to the French ladies... Until he gets them to our table then well he's out of the picture.
2. Make sure to call Sublime by his name on his fake ID
3. Don't tell PMJ's girlfriend about any of this... I'll tell her in the morning
4. All inapropriate pictures will be posted
5. Let PMJ pick up the tab, he comes from Senneville where Money grows on trees
6. Don't ask me about any of my Uber-stories, the truth may conflict...
7. No handguns
8. If we make fun of C-court's accent it's only because he's gay
9. Sublime will drink until he's dead
10. Only one 25 year old Sean maintain his naming rights
That's all I just thought that Sublime was stealing all the hits with his post, it's called sharing the wealth BITCH! but now we know what we are doing and god-damn, Monday will hurt...
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Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-09-10 09:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm down for another night Sept 13th.
Although this time, Sublime should put in a request for all that Nazi Gold before coming out so I don't have to support his welfare ass.
Oh well, at least the $10/hr head he gave me was good.
Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2004-09-08 16:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I tried to pick her up ? I thought I tried to squash her with my kart, according to her.
Man she was pissed. I wasn't being that much of an asshole.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-09-08 14:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Man, I go to Hali every Mid-november just to party, I drive down just for the weekend... damnit! and I was just getting excited for ÜberMontreal II: No Minors Invited
haha take that Sublime.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-09-08 13:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NOOOOOO!!!!
Still, Halifax is a kick ass time. :p
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-09-08 13:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
are you kidding me! FUCK! I'm going to be in Halifax...
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-09-08 13:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay you drunk fucks, here is the deal.
I will be coming into Montreal this November 11-14 for sure, I booked the flight yesterday.
Who will be down to party on Saturday the 13th?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-08 13:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sounds like you guys had a blast!
w0000t!
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-07 19:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wouldn't have owed him squat if his bank didn't fuck up, but i owe him.... around 70 bucks.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-09-07 15:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We did alright with the rules I posted-
1.C-court tried to pick up the go-kart girl (tick)
2.sublime fake name was Antonio I think (tick)
3.sadly I didn't sleep with PMJ's girlfriend but I did manage to steal a picture and jack off to it (tick)
4.inapropriate pics soon (PMJ?-tick)
5.PMJ picking up the tab, Sublime took that to heart (tick)
6.no one asked about my stories... Phew (tick)
7.The only guns there were my Canons I call my arms. (tick)
8.c-court isn't gay see #1
9.Sublime was laying to waste at 5am in a metro station but managed to survive (half-tick)
10. naming rights, well we both branded our arms on the go-karts therefore all is cool. (tick)
good times...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-07 11:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just so you know, don't fall asleep in taxis. It cost me 35$ insteand of 15-20 to get to my apartment. The bitch took the longest route imaginable.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-09-07 09:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and well you're a french speaking federalist... who would have thunk it.
I guess it's Sublime that was the iffy one, he was like a lady waiting for everyone to pay for him...
Plus it was PMJ that liked my muscles...
alright no harm, no foul
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-07 09:39:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I realized I can't speak english and it made me say stupid things like "I saw these two gorgeous tranvestites" (?). Ess-arr I was joking about the metrosexual thing. Even though I may come out as one. Plus, technically, you're an english speaking seperatist. Go figure. And I kicked your ass on the first race.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-09-07 09:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
plus--- Sublime is the typical cheap jew, How much money does he owe you PMJ??? «like you'll ever see it, the guy works at Village des valeurs... I'm an Oprah fan, because I had a couple of moments... C-court almost killed the go-cart attendant almost getting us kicked out... same with PMJ by climbing the video basketball machine... Oh and I kicked everyones ass on the track...
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-09-07 08:59:55 EDT (#)
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well quickly, c-court is a mtrosexual, sublime isn't old enough to drink let alone drive and PMJ well yes he is made of money... and well me, I slept under some bleachers...
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-09-07 08:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
From what I remember, it was a pretty fun night.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-06 15:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
STORIES!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-06 14:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was a weird ass night. I remember PMJ's kart taking off on its own and slamming into tires. My mouth taste like puke.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-06 14:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whoever wants stories IM me at ubersublime on aim or this.is.ross.at.gmail.com on msn, i don't feel like writing a post about it now.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-06 13:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm fine
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-06 13:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rules:
1) If you are American, realize that you are better than everyone around you up there.
2) Talk loud, talk often, and make it known you aren't taking no canadian bullshit.
3) Wear a shirt that has an American flag on it on one side, a canadian flag with a circle & slash on the other side.
4) Wear a "Bush/Cheney" button on your clothing
Repeatedly say "Hockey is a sport for fags." and "Candian beer is shit."
Have fun at Uber-Little-France!!!!
By the way...I'm just kidding.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-09-06 12:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stories!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-09-06 12:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm really hung over.
Also, my arm is burned pretty bad.
Fucking eh!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-05 20:52:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG ! An ugly internet sick stalking pervert just called me gay ! What am I gonna do ?!
I'm so crushed.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-05 20:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Caul said that he'd suck the dick of any man who shows up.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-09-05 20:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Be there in a few minutes
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-09-05 16:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sublime- you still need a ride? gimme a call if you do.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-05 00:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit, I just realized I haven't had a conversation in english for a year and ½ ! Now I understands the benifits of Franglaism (http://www.ubersite.com/m/27050)
Thank god for the vitues of beer that will gradually give me the illusion that I'm Shakespear.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-04 21:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hope you hosers have fun.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-09-04 20:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You bastards! I may be going up to Montreal again in December, so if you guys are up for another brain cell assault, let me know before then.
Oh, and go to 'Guido Angelina' on Saint Catherine's Street (right next to super sex) and ask for the barmaid Kendice. Holy crap is she cute.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-04 18:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jesus, i know exactly where that is.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-04 18:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(Except for rule #5 of course)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-04 18:38:57 EDT (#)
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Please let us know how it was.
Both of you in attendance.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-04 18:36:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
These rules don't favor me much.
Sublime - http://www.montrealplus.ca/portalf/profile.do?profileID=75423
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-04 17:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh, give me the EXACT address to the st-elizabeth, i have a tendency to get lost and cry on street corners.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-09-04 17:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A single day's notice after it becomes "official"?
Weak.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-04 16:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
woo.
#9 sounds interesting.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-04 16:48:36 EDT (#)
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Oops! It's me Munkeypants... !! Donkey forgot to log out! ooooh the fun I could have right now!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-09-04 16:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Take pictures! we want pictures!!
Submitted by sublime <dogcat> at 2004-09-04 16:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll work on the fake id thing, like i'll need one.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2004-09-04 16:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ahem...