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Practicing for Uber Madness - The road to success (1067 hits)

Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

Rating: 0.33 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Degreeless <godandjesustakeitinthebutt.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-04 21:14:32 EDT


One time I had just got done cleaning the toilet after taking a mean shit and Loren came over. I farted when she wasn't looking, so she stuck her thumb in my ass. I got mad at her and bent over and shoved her face against my ass. I made her ask for mercy and when she didn't, I farted in her mouth.

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Submitted by cock_whistle (user info) at 2004-10-22 21:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Whats Up. Really good.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-10 23:36:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh dear!

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-06 20:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was pure gold.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-05 00:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

My e-mail rules.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-05 00:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I see.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-05 00:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Forcing rating to be re-calculated...

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-05 00:46:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hallo allem

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-04 21:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by dirty_gook (user info) at 2004-09-04 21:55:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I SMOKE A CIGAR

Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-04 21:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-04 21:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jizelle

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-04 21:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I hate SPT.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-04 21:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow, this post was deep and inspiring, unlike your recent posts. Keep up the good work and good luck in UberMadness, I'll be cheering for you.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-04 21:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=7495

Read any of my posts to see ghey menz.

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-04 21:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by StonedSiIIy (user info) at 2004-09-04 21:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=7495
Read any of my posts to see better.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-09-04 21:18:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This ruled. Then again, I just got done reading one of Fetish's posts.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-04 21:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This sucked.


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