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Submitted by ThePorkChop (View user info) at 2004-09-05 01:47:36 EDT


I came upon this little jewel while doing a little bedtime reading. I like ot think of it as one of my favourites.

It was 1:00 AM. Brooke had been working late that night, and she needed some rest and relaxation. The stress of the day was overwhelming and she was looking forward to her Christmas break. Brooke was tall and slender, about 5'9". She had long brown hair and a busty figure, sporting 34D breasts. She had dancer's legs and a firm ass. That night she was wearing a short skirt, and a thin, white overshirt.
Brooke made her way towards the elevator and pushed the down button. When the elevator opened, Brooke was pleased to see such a stunning figure. Her co-worker Nikki was standing in the elevator.
"Hey Brooke," said Nikki.
"Hey hot lips," Brooke replied, slapping her ass.
"Feisty today are we?" She questioned, trying to conceal her arousal.
" It's been a long day, I can't stand Johnson anymore, he thinks he's such a ladies man," She sighed; her eyes couldn't leave Nikki's 38C tits. She was truly an amazing sight, her blond hair streaming down her slender shoulders. Just thinking about her made Brooke's cunt juice up.
"Hey Nikki, nice shoes, where'd you get em?"
"That new store down the street,"
"OH GOD!" Before she knew it, the pure anticipation of making love to Nikki made her orgasm all over her new shoes.
"BITCH WHAT THE FUCK!" Nikki said, fuming, " You're gonna have to be punished for it, first, you're gonna have to lick it off." Brooke nodded meekly and began to lick her shoes. She tried to sneak a quick look at Nikki beautiful clit. She was shocked by what she saw, SHE HAD A PENIS! Before she knew it, Nikki had noticed what she was trying to do and had landed a powerful kick in the face. "Bitch, you can't try to look at the goods if you ain't got permission, Savvy? Now 'cause you've been such a bad girl you have to let me shit in your eye."
"Oh please do!" Brooke looked up and saw a brown log coming out of Nikki's sweet sphincter just before it fell on her eye and burned her cornea with the digestive juices. Brooke could not take the smell, she projectile vomited right into Nikki's vagina.
Nikki exploded in a mind-shattering orgasm.
"How did you know that was my fetish?" Nikki asked, dreamily.
" I have a talent for that kind of thing." Brooke replied, smiling in a sexual manner.
"Okay my slave. Now you've me really horny. Now I get to fuck you right in the eye socket!"
"I don't know if my eye can take so much pleasure in one day... but what the hell." She brought out a can of lube and squirted it into her eye. Without warning, Nikki thrust her mammoth 27-inch penis into her eyehole. It was so large it pierced her brain, Brooke began to drool and her other eye rolled backwards so only the white remained. Nikki let out a primal scream as she came right into her brain. She pulled out her mammoth cock, but on the way out, a section of Brooke's skull was sharp and had slit the connection to her seminal vesicles. Gallons of semin had shot everywhere and in minutes, the floor was completely covered. Nikki cried at the beauty of the scene infront of her. She began to sing. "Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful, since there's no place to go...let it snow let it snow, let it snow."
It began to rain penises. Small ones at first, but soon gargantuan 30-40Ilbs of manhood were falling per second. Nikki had tried to suck as many as she could but as she was trying to suck off a large, 15 inch penis a Jurassic sized cock had flown through the air at lightning speed and completely crushed her skull into many fragments all over the ground. When the police found them, They all broke down crying, and proceeded to make love to the disembodied corpses. But they died amidst the piles of penises. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, a KWAZY KWANZA, A HILARIOUS HANNUKAH, A TIP-TOP TET, AND A SOLEM DIGNIFIED RAMMHADAN

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Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-05 02:56:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Calibration (user info) at 2004-09-05 01:51:32 EDT (#)
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WTF
its kinda funny but not by much


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