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I finally saw camel toe!!! (4204 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.54 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Egyptian-ninja (formerly known as indoninja) (View user info) at 2004-09-05 02:22:00 EDT


Three months in Egypt and I finally saw my first camel toe at the pyramids, I cold send you pictures of them, but this is way more badass. Three more things I want to add about this post.

1. I don't have super powers, I drew that red line from my finger to the camel toe in Photoshop (still pretty badass though, I know)

2. I don't normally sport the goatee, but I am in disguise, all I have to do is pepper my speech with a few "hummde Allah's," and "musch Allah"(spelt wrong, but Arabic for struggled with Allah's help, and Allah willing, I think), and finally tell them my name is Mohammed Liam and they think I am one of them.

3. This should have been on shit post Thursday, but I had no access to the Internet.


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Submitted by nakedguitarist (user info) at 2004-09-18 10:17:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what the fuck? i'm laughing because its funny, yet really obscure. thumbs up, you crazy bastard.

Submitted by steph (user info) at 2004-09-18 02:54:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-05 15:34:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Made me laugh. Thats big because I caught my girlfriend cheating on me lastnight. No, I'm not insane. +2

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-09-05 14:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Three ladies have said I look good in this picture, maybe I should keep the goatee...hmmm(I am stroking it now as I ponder weather to keep it, the goatee that is I am on the wrong website for stroking the other one).

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-05 12:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-05 11:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You.are.hot!

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2004-09-05 07:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-05 07:15:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by C-MAN (user info) at 2004-09-05 07:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm horny

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-09-05 06:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You rock, ninja.

Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-09-05 06:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You're pretty cute.

Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-09-05 03:45:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mmmmmm Camel Toe...

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-09-05 03:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

jlbinct, if you think this pic looks good check me out here http://www.ubersite.com/m/38165

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-09-05 03:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Kristen, that is a random question. In sneakers I normally wear a nine or ten. In work boots I normally wear a eleven, or twelve, becaus I have fucking hobbit feet, and they don't have any stretch to the sides. I hate dressing up, but I like nice shoes because you can choose the width and the length(nice shoes for me are my Doc Martins).

Submitted by jlbinct (user info) at 2004-09-05 03:30:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you're right...but think about it though... that just means you're hot enough to have the same sex say that you're hot. hope i'm not buggin' you out, but damn you look good.

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-09-05 03:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha


Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-09-05 03:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

What size shoe do you wear?

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-09-05 03:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks corn nugget, this post did have no point, it belonged on SPT, but sunday is normally lacking in substance so I thought it would fit in today. give me a shout if you are on yahoo.

jlbinct, thanks, compliments from guys freak me out.

Submitted by jlbinct (user info) at 2004-09-05 02:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah i am.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-09-05 02:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"musch Allah"

it's "masha allah"- of course, that's transliterated.









and although this post had... um...

no point...

you're still a cute boy. That's how you stayed away from my negatve wrath. (hey lookie here- no... I'm drunk)

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-09-05 02:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks, I hope you are a chick.

Submitted by jlbinct (user info) at 2004-09-05 02:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ohhhhh... now i get it! Camel toe! ha ha.
ps - I think that the goatee looks good on you ;)

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-05 02:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That is so much more attractive than that fat black woman, somehow.

Submitted by precision (user info) at 2004-09-05 02:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hehehe....camel toe


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