ok heres a better one (5144 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.81 on 171 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by CabaretGirl (View user info) at 2004-09-05 04:03:52 EDT
ok you guys heres a better pic of me from the front(sl?) oh god im not too thirlled about posting a pic on the web bexause who knows who will touch themselves to it hehe you sickos.....anyway im going to post a good story i wrote a while ago i think you guys will like it its about this girl names hannah and how she travels from america tro europe and the stuff that happens to her.......
ok here it is
User Reviews
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-03-28 13:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-28 12:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that an actual woman? I mean those appear to be tits under there.
Perhaps the Dutch are not as culturally superior as I thought.
Some of us experiment just a bit too much...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-28 12:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that an actual woman? I mean those appear to be tits under there.
Perhaps the Dutch are not as culturally superior as I thought.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-29 09:51:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-28 09:53:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ltap, I did that with Shlongy's photo a few years ago. He got an average rating of 7.5, AND a "meet me" request from some 55 y/o broad to boot!
Good times....
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That proves the ultimate mystery - whether Shlongy can get hole even when he isn't saying anything.
Also,
Your Official HOTorNOT Rating
4.6
You are hotter than 40%
of women on this site!
103 people have rated you
^ This disgusts me. 40%. FORTY PERCENT!?!?!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-28 09:53:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ltap, I did that with Shlongy's photo a few years ago. He got an average rating of 7.5, AND a "meet me" request from some 55 y/o broad to boot!
Good times....
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-28 09:36:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://hotornot.com/r/?eid=SSHYHUN-NKW
I gave this.... thing... a 1. Amazingly, out of the 50 or so people who voted so far, *it* managed to scrape together a 4.6 (mainly out of pity or from people trying to be funny and giving a 10)
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-27 21:55:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I know this is old and it's been done to death, but I couldn't resist...
.... submitted to Hotornot. I wasn't sure what to put in for the "gender", if there had been an "other" option I would have chosen it but alas there wasn't, so just to be safe I did "female". Then I deleted it off my computer as fast as humanly possible. Will update with link when it's approved :P
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-01-25 17:28:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy Crap, I remember this one!
Good times, good times...
not really.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-25 16:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is too nasty.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-25 15:54:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, baby...you come here often?
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-10-16 14:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
now THIS is a proper camwhore
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-16 14:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I met you in Thailand once...
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-10-16 14:04:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
best shetrannygans evar
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-16 14:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ps. I want that top.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-10-16 14:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SO hawt
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-10-16 13:46:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so hot
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-04-19 00:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BLAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-04-19 00:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
still so brilliant
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-23 21:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahahha. Still classic.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-19 13:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-05-09 21:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A carton of beer and a paper bag then just maybe.
Submitted by Or_ (user info) at 2005-05-09 21:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahaha, French whore. Her face is burning a hole through me. Good find.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-09 21:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it was a picture i found from a website that had pictures from a halloween party. Im pretty sure that it's a really ugly girl that just dressed up like that for some reason. Kind of like a girl dressed like a guy dressed like a girl......everyone swears that she has to be a man though, i dunno
I had image googled "french whore" and that came up. I dont know if its there anymore though.
Submitted by Or_ (user info) at 2005-05-09 21:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Method, serious question. I'm guessing she is a real person... but, how? What happened to make her look like that? Is she your sister or something? Maybe that wasn't a serious question. I'd still like to know, though.
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-05-09 21:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ewwwwww
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-09 21:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i love cabaretgirl
Submitted by Justagirl at 2004-11-02 12:06:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm scared daddy!!!!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-02 08:02:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No.
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-10-02 06:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would do you if you can meet these requirements...paper bag and lack of a penis
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-02 06:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
holy shit the reviews on this thing made me piss my pants
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-09-22 23:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you go girl
Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2004-09-21 08:33:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I still am saying what I said before. You look like this transvestite I met the other night. It even looks like you have a 5 o'clock shadow!!
Submitted by Legendary_Threat (user info) at 2004-09-21 08:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is that a cum stain on your dress?
Submitted by CabaretGirl (user info) at 2004-09-18 08:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thanx for all the nice people who said good things as for the rest of you im not mad people hav been gealous all my life i learned to deal with it
if anyone wants to chat IM me im single
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-09-09 17:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ugh... every time I see this picture my genitals run inside.
sorry, the bod's alright but the face is just scary... please tell me it's the makeup...please?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-09 15:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i think you are pretty.
Submitted by LUE (user info) at 2004-09-08 21:28:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-09-08 13:26:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<ejaculates>
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-08 08:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-07 23:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can tell you w/ 100% certainty that this isn't Sideburns.
I Am Sideburns is one of his sns.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-09-07 23:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-06 16:47:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CabaretGirl (user info) at 2004-09-05 06:11:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
whatever im not listening to sideburns anymroe he said you guys were nice, and he thgougt i was hot
thats the last time i except an instant message from a stranger named I Am Sideburns
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hmmmmm
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I'm with you, Munkey. hmmmm indeed.
Submitted by Justin <nolte.at.tstar.net> at 2004-09-07 22:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Love to Experiment ... and you would be an Experiment!!!!!!!
Submitted by Sarah Angel at 2004-09-07 22:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You can't be a chick, you just can't. Either you are a guy in drag or you are just really really retarded and extremely unattractive. I kinda feel bad for you...emphasis on the word KINDA. :sigh:
There are just some things in life you can't unsee...
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-07 22:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
post your tits
Submitted by Xtreme_PEN15 (user info) at 2004-09-07 22:49:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just read some of the rating you did and now realize due to your writing ability and outright uglyness are none other than a chimpanze, and not a atractive chimp either
Submitted by Xtreme_PEN15 (user info) at 2004-09-07 22:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you know I would find you hot if I were gay and liked drag
Submitted by SouL at 2004-09-07 21:18:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy shit...I can see your cock...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-09-07 20:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm going to set this as the background of my computer...because I hate the guy that works my days off.
My dad is hotter than you.
Submitted by OMGWTF <aosdmofj.at.msn.com> at 2004-09-07 19:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I almost threw up the food I was eating when this loaded... Thanks for ruining my dinner, you sick, sick shemanthing.
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-09-07 19:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh my GOD!!!
is that a GUY??????
Submitted by Riku <...> at 2004-09-07 18:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should be shot...Revived, Shaved, Shot in the leg. you look like you fell out of the ugly tree hit every fucking branch then decided to shave your face off and Draw it back on with fucking crayonS!!
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-09-07 18:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It looks like the better part of you stayed as a brown stain on your parents' mattress.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-09-07 17:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...and shave your fucking moustache.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-09-07 17:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You can be my German love mistress.
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-09-07 17:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I showed this post to a bunch of my friends and we all started laughing again.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-09-07 16:32:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What a minute.....your creepy, Robert Smith-meets-Joan Rivers ass fucking lives near me?
Fuck. Time to pack up. And I kinda liked it here.....
Submitted by creative_eyes (user info) at 2004-09-07 16:32:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think we should all stop and apologize. Our comments can cause permanent damage.
Submitted by creative_eyes (user info) at 2004-09-07 16:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
is he/she a man (in the pic)?
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2004-09-07 16:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would have sex with a garbage disposal if it would delete the memory of your face from my brain.
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2004-09-07 15:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm touching myself right now - with a fucking razor.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-09-07 14:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-07 13:08:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
Can someone PLEASE tell me WHAT THE HELL THIS IS in the picture ?
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This is the love child of the "Surreal World's" Ron Jeremy and Tammy Faye Baker-Whateverhernameisnow.
Submitted by blingshizzle (user info) at 2004-09-07 13:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MELANIE SCOTT!!!!! IS THAT YOU?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-09-07 13:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I forgave you for the first one, but this is just disgusting.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-07 13:08:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Can someone PLEASE tell me WHAT THE HELL THIS IS in the picture ?
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-09-07 12:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is fast becoming one of my favorite posts
props to whoever did this
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-09-07 09:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
+0 for effort
-2 for failure
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-09-07 07:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chicks with mustashes turn me on for some fucked up reason. I like small titties as well. Im fucked up and need help.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-07 07:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Better than what?
I'm jealous because I think your cock might be bigger than mine.
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-09-07 05:08:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I keep coming back here to shit myself with laughter.
Submitted by Ed_0150 (user info) at 2004-09-07 03:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thats a dude with tits...
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-07 02:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice moustache.
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-09-07 02:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Either you're dressed up for Rocky Horror Picture Show or you're wearing a kabuki mask.
Submitted by youRugly <youRugly.at.nasty.com> at 2004-09-07 02:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
where, i don't see it?
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-07 01:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You set kids up for failure when you start them this young:
http://store.yahoo.com/brandsonsale-store/51104-costumes.html
This is just horrible....
Submitted by monkey at 2004-09-06 20:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I feel like throwing up now. That picture is worthy of posting on fugly.com. You get beaten by the ugly stick for breakfast everyday? If this isn't shenanigans...I hope that I never even remotely come into contact with anyone like you.
GOD! cabarettransvestite is ugly as sin!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-09-06 20:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAAAAAAAIN!
*throws toast*
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-09-06 20:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
man... im suprised anyone on here thought this thing was real. no. its not. it cant be. Nothing that unholy and ugly could possibly want to show more of itself to the viewing public. It must get comments like those below every day when it wanders out into oncoming traffic, making the mating call of the Cincinatti Loon.
im astounded that some of you thought this thing could actually exist. It is an abomination of god!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-06 20:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you kind of look like that one hot girl on TV.
you know, the on the Drew Carey how that always where those bright dresses?
i think her name's Mimi.
Submitted by sg11588 <doesnotfeellikeloggingin> at 2004-09-06 18:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whats with all the shit going to most heated? Did I miss something?
Oh well. Time to make some shit.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-06 17:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40455 - Lindsay Lohan completely fucking naked!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2004-09-06 17:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
heres a tip, shave that mustache and wear a sack over your manish face
Submitted by mib <shortman.at.nycap.rr.com> at 2004-09-06 17:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus Christ she's got a fucking mustache!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-06 16:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CabaretGirl (user info) at 2004-09-05 06:11:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
whatever im not listening to sideburns anymroe he said you guys were nice, and he thgougt i was hot
thats the last time i except an instant message from a stranger named I Am Sideburns
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hmmmmm......
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-09-06 16:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES! MY EYES! IT BURNS! get it out! IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD!!!
MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!
REMOVE THIS UNHOLY BEAST FROM THE EARTH!!!!
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-09-06 16:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-09-06 14:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Never mind TubGirl... I think we've found something scarier.
sublime, you dickhead. Don't you ever send something like this to me again. If you do, we're THROUGH.
..... oh....... my eyes...................
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-09-06 14:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is great
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-06 14:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hmmm, the picture is named Cheri and the name in the back says melanie scott...
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-06 14:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i bet you have lots of inner beauty.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-06 14:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nice stache
Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2004-09-06 14:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How the fuck can any of you believe this?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-06 10:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/crapdotcom.htm
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-09-06 10:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh God... my eyes, they burn....
Submitted by me <me.at.me.com> at 2004-09-06 10:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
ummmm....cut down on the make up i think
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-09-06 08:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have got hands like slabs of meat. jesus christ, the front row prop on our rugby team turns me on more than that!
Submitted by project_nessa (user info) at 2004-09-06 04:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nice tits
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2004-09-06 01:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now...I'm not trying to make you commit suicide, Cabaret"Girl". I realize that some people are not beautiful. Hell, I'm not a model, but I'm average and that's more than I can say for you. But here's a plus before you shoot yourself in the face: At least you're not as ugly as "Samba Idol". Though I do think you need to find "him" immediately and procreate so you can show us what the ugliest baby looks like --- and consequently the ugliest person.
I'm sorry.
You ARE ugly. You DO look like a man in drag.
If this is a joke picture, nice work.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-09-06 01:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MAN
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-06 01:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-05 02:16:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
No no no no.. no more pictures. I think we've had enough of your pics for a lifetime, thanks.
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Not only can't you spell, you can't read either. First of all, that is definitely not a better picture of you and it's hard to believe that you didn't notice you have a huge moustache.
I'm about 65% sure that you're a girl. It would've been about 85% because it doesn't really look like you have an adam's apple but that jizz stain on your skirt made me suspicious.
Third, how can you even dare to make fun of someone being ugly, especially Kristen of all people, when it looks like your mom did heroin while you were in the womb? Apparently, you're as attractive on the inside as you are on the outside. I hope this is someone's alt, I really do. It's gonna take weeks for your disgusting appearance to escape my nightmares.
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Submitted by CabaretGirl (user info) at 2004-09-05 17:39:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
hehe sully thats nto a stain i think its from the camera..... anyway your funny are u in the cincinatti area i like your sense of humor........ i think youre just being silly its cute that your dreamin about me....... i think its like in grade school when a boy likes a girl and he pulls her hair and stuff and teases her becaus he dosnt know how to act.......anyway its ok if you want to talk lemme knoiw you seem nice even thouh you like to tease me
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That's it, this is definitely fake. There's no way anyone could interpret what I said as having an attraction towards you. And how the hell could a camera make a jizz stain on your skirt, you illiterate twat? Plus how could you think I seem nice after I haven't hinted one word of sincerity? Die.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2004-09-06 01:22:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
God DAMN you're fucking ugly. That shit is scary...you wish someone touched themselves to that. You could send that to prison inmates and I'll bet ya they'd take a flame to that.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-09-06 01:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Make that two years.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-09-06 00:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You ever consider a career in the circus? The freaks do not too badly.
Submitted by Damnedifyoudo at 2004-09-05 23:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Melanie Scott, you're supposed to be studying! I didn't pay for you to go through college so you could stand in front of that silly webcam! If you're grades aren't up I'm pulling the tuition. Get cracking!
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-05 23:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Made me smile, then I looked at the moustache. Bleh.
What's with the spot on the dress? Is that from when you forgot to shake the drops off after peeing?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-09-05 22:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's posts like this that remind me of what a shit pile Uber has turned into lately.
Submitted by CabaretGirl (user info) at 2004-09-05 21:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LOL! whats a burd?????/
i guess you guys will get nicer once i start wirting my stories, ill put up with your sillies for now
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-09-05 21:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is it a burd.....is it a plane..........no...no..........
It's.......it's breed unknown.
Fuck! I've only got 20% vision - Thank you she-man for making me shit myself!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-09-05 21:11:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the hell is it?
Animal, plant, or mineral?
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-09-05 20:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For the love of god i hope this is shennanigans. Usually there's a nicer balance between dumb/ugly.
And in the shred of a chance that you're for real, Kristen's at least 8,450x hotter than you. Hell, half the guys I know are hotter than you. Just...stop.
Submitted by ferrisbeuller (user info) at 2004-09-05 17:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
butterface
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-05 17:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
rofl, you look like an elementary school principal on the weekends.
Submitted by CabaretGirl (user info) at 2004-09-05 17:39:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hehe sully thats nto a stain i think its from the camera..... anyway your funny are u in the cincinatti area i like your sense of humor........ i think youre just being silly its cute that your dreamin about me....... i think its like in grade school when a boy likes a girl and he pulls her hair and stuff and teases her becaus he dosnt know how to act.......anyway its ok if you want to talk lemme knoiw you seem nice even thouh you like to tease me
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-05 17:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-05 02:16:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
No no no no.. no more pictures. I think we've had enough of your pics for a lifetime, thanks.
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Not only can't you spell, you can't read either. First of all, that is definitely not a better picture of you and it's hard to believe that you didn't notice you have a huge moustache.
I'm about 65% sure that you're a girl. It would've been about 85% because it doesn't really look like you have an adam's apple but that jizz stain on your skirt made me suspicious.
Third, how can you even dare to make fun of someone being ugly, especially Kristen of all people, when it looks like your mom did heroin while you were in the womb? Apparently, you're as attractive on the inside as you are on the outside. I hope this is someone's alt, I really do. It's gonna take weeks for your disgusting appearance to escape my nightmares.
Submitted by CabaretGirl (user info) at 2004-09-05 17:20:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
apollo 20/f/cincniatti u?
Submitted by PurpleTurkey (user info) at 2004-09-05 17:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm pretty sure that that choker is holding 'her' Adam's apple in.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-05 17:08:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
a/s/l?
Submitted by ThePorkchop (user info) at 2004-09-05 16:55:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I gave this +2, not because of the picture, because because of them deliciously insulting reviews. Keep at it.
P.S. Dont go after guys with fishnet shirts.
Submitted by CabaretGirl (user info) at 2004-09-05 16:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol ok guys its not funny anymore you got your kicks now seriaously...... i dont really have a mustache its the lighting i think.......anyway you guys are funny im surprised you sickos havent said anything about my boobs hehe there pretty nice......like i get complimented alot on them hehe i thouht you guys would appreciate the pose
Submitted by KieferSutherland (user info) at 2004-09-05 15:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have two words for you. Cabaret Dude. Okay maybe a couple more. I have no problem with transvestites its just that you kind of are not that good at it.
Submitted by 01011010 (user info) at 2004-09-05 15:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh my God! Somebody kill it!
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-09-05 15:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My dick has now taken a vow of celibacy.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-09-05 14:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I feel like I've been kicked in the eyeballs.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-09-05 14:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dammit..NICE WORK......now look what you're doing......you're turning all the really GOOD poster into stoneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Submitted by The_Walrus (user info) at 2004-09-05 13:39:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow at first I thought, scratch that, I was hoping this was a joke....
now I'm scared as hell and I don't think I'll ever be able to sustain an erection for the rest of my life.....
*shudders*
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-09-05 13:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Also one more thing dear........you are an erection scarecrow...now my dicks gonna need months of intense therapy to overcome this....curse you Tammy Faye Jeremy.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2004-09-05 13:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i'd still like the hat
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-09-05 13:29:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That last review was hilarious.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-09-05 13:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus Chocolate Christ............I guess That answers the question "Did Ron Jeremy nail Tammy Faye Baker on the set of "SUREAL WORLD?........my retina's will forever be scarred....Love child from hell.
<grabbing the holy water flask>
"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMMANDS YOU"
"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMMANDS YOU"
<demonic howls and cursing>
"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMMANDS YOU"
"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMMANDS YOU"
<bed floats around the room>
<dropping flask and running like hell>
Submitted by TripWire (user info) at 2004-09-05 13:07:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow you have a mustache. you are an ugly bitch, now i must gouge my eyes out with a hot poker
Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2004-09-05 12:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This pic is even more disturbing than the first one.
Submitted by EmptyRobot (user info) at 2004-09-05 11:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If thats a woman then im fucking gandhi in his ass right now.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-09-05 10:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahahhahahaahhaha
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-05 10:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Where's Popeye?
Olive Oil's in trouble!
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-09-05 09:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're one hot fella. I've always admired men that can carry off a hookers attire so well.
It's my boyfriends 21st next month, he's still confused about his sexuality and i was wondering if for a lump sum of cash that you'd be willing to oblige and make his dreams come true?
He doesn't like the stubble on my legs, so if you could shave your face before getting back to me.
Thanks.
Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-05 09:49:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-05 07:35:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
That's worse than my pic.
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Um, no, it isn't.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-09-05 08:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm not oil painting, but at least I don't frighten small children by leaving the house in broad daylight.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-05 08:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is fake of course.
If it isn't you need a head transplant.
STAT!
Submitted by hummer_please (user info) at 2004-09-05 08:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by hummer_please (user info) at 2004-09-05 08:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
jesus
Submitted by hummer_please (user info) at 2004-09-05 08:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you made my dick stop working.
you will be hearing from my attorney.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-05 07:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's worse than my pic.
Only AJ would touch himself whilst looking at this.
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-09-05 07:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Look lady, your first picture got lots of bad comments and -2's. Why? Because everyone thinks your butt ugly. So what do you go and do? Post another picture of your butt ugly self. Making things two times worse.
Please stop with the pictures.
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-09-05 06:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Aren't you one of the guys from The Cure?
Or is it just the bad eye makeup?
Submitted by CabaretGirl (user info) at 2004-09-05 06:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
k ill chck tomorrow i cant wait to talk to you you seem sweet and nice and youre relaly cute! hehe
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-05 06:38:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thanx. i was about to go to bed, so i will post my cell phone number here tomorrow. i'd love to talk to you. you better be looking for the number tomorrow!
*WINK*
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-05 06:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
are you MAD
Submitted by CabaretGirl (user info) at 2004-09-05 06:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i ment fun girl hehe i type too fast somtimes
Submitted by CabaretGirl (user info) at 2004-09-05 06:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG your a hottie hehe you look like that guy from the wrestling matt harley or something we should hang out we can go to the lake shore mall its really big and nice they have nice clothes like that too youd like it hehe so give me your number and well hang out im a gun firl
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-05 06:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i like to wear all black, as i see you do, as well. here's a picture of me i posted on here a while ago. i'm the one smoking the cigarette in the fishnet shirt- http://stuff.ubersite.com/106599468342782124/1/crash_ld.jpg
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-09-05 06:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know when I've been PWNED.
But a friendly word of advice: Just because you say your clit is an outtie does not make it any less of a penis.
Oh yeah, and hidden has the HIV.
Submitted by CabaretGirl (user info) at 2004-09-05 06:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
heeh thanks see kirsten you wouldnt know beautiful if it hit you in your ugly face
hiden what kind of clothes do u wear???
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-05 06:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
don't listen to Kristen. she's just jealous. don't let insecure people like her drive you away from Ubersite. i want you to stay forever.
did i mention you were SMOKIN' HOTT???
Submitted by CabaretGirl (user info) at 2004-09-05 06:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok kirsten i told you until you put your ugly face up on here you cant make fun of anyone else i know youre just insecure and trying to make fun of me with stupid lies makes you feel better i dont hate you i just feel sad for you dont worry sweetie some day some ugly guy will tell you youre prettyand youll believe him but then hell leave you because some other pretty girl like me will take him from you and ill laugh
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-05 06:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugly AND pathetic, what a catch!
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-09-05 06:14:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shave:
1. arms
2. legs
3. nut sac
4. above your lip
When you're done with the razor, stick it in your eye.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-05 06:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
damn, you are HHHHHHHHOTT!!!
Submitted by CabaretGirl (user info) at 2004-09-05 06:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whatever im not listening to sideburns anymroe he said you guys were nice, and he thgougt i was hot
thats the last time i except an instant message from a stranger named I Am Sideburns
Submitted by CabaretGirl (user info) at 2004-09-05 05:58:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SHAVE WHAT?????/
Submitted by angry_keebler (user info) at 2004-09-05 05:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by victorisperfect (user info) at 2004-09-05 05:26:46 (#)
Ranking: 1
You should shave. You get a plus one for having a better mustache than me. Certainly you could have found a better picture. What a shame. If you shaved, fixed your hair, lost some weight, got some plastic surgery, you'd be sooooooooooooooooooooo hot.
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Brutal. Serves you right for posting a pic when you know (in your heart of hearts haha) that you're ugly.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-09-05 05:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You forgot to mention, "remove the penis", VIP.
Submitted by victorisperfect (user info) at 2004-09-05 05:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You should shave. You get a plus one for having a better mustache than me. Certainly you could have found a better picture. What a shame. If you shaved, fixed your hair, lost some weight, got some plastic surgery, you'd be sooooooooooooooooooooo hot.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-09-05 05:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now, I'm just frightened.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-05 05:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my +2 goes to kristen, wow snap. Watch out! She's starting to get "a lil mad"!
Submitted by G_Nonny (user info) at 2004-09-05 05:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's a man baby, a man! This is too funny.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-09-05 05:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'M TRYING TO OVERCOME THE HIDEOUSNESS I SEE IN THE MIRROR EVERYDAY!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP REMINDING ME!
Oh yeah, I saw this buttplug one time...it looked just like you.
Submitted by CabaretGirl (user info) at 2004-09-05 04:57:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
its ok i have nothing against ugly poeople im sure youre a very nice girl some guys dont mind bad looks youll find someone who likes you for who you are......i undwerstand why you got mad at me its ok im not mad at you, youre a special perosn dont ever forget that even ugly people are pretty on the inside heck i used to be ugly until the guy at the mall did my makeup......now my best friend charlie is always trying to mess with me hehe you should try it
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-09-05 04:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dirty sanchez!
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-09-05 04:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm coming to terms with the fact that your beauty far surpasses my own. I'm trying to live with it, but it's not hard.
I'm going to go take a shit now and wipe it above my lip and below my eye so I can be as purty as you are.
Submitted by kingjc (user info) at 2004-09-05 04:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
just for having your feelings ripped apart by the butchery that is the internet! dont let the bar stewards get you down!
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-09-05 04:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ah.. sweet sweet irony
Submitted by CabaretGirl (user info) at 2004-09-05 04:42:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wutever skank ill bet money im better lookin than you when you post a picture then open your mouth until then shutupo you dont have what it takes
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-09-05 04:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, anyone would pick you over me.
Any hotblooded young pitbull would be crazy to pass your furry piece of ass up.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-09-05 04:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
are you familiar with the song Dude(looks like a lady)?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2004-09-05 04:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
why would you post a picture of yourself with a comedy mostache? this can't be a real person.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-09-05 04:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You see what you get for trying to provide helpful advice Kristen! This is why you should always be an asshole from the start, that way people never expect nice things from you in the first place.
Submitted by CabaretGirl (user info) at 2004-09-05 04:32:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wutever bitch im starting to get a lil mad i dont have hair anywhere i dont know where youre looking...i bet youre ugly as hell anyone would pick me over you
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-09-05 04:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
They've had miraculous advancements in facial hair removal...I've seen waxes, bleaches, nair stuff, and the old stand by of razors and aftershave.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-09-05 04:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Submitted by CabaretGirl (user info) at 2004-09-05 04:17:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
feeling like i not gonna post any more pics you guys dont deseve them
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-09-05 04:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have feelings too. Right now I'm feeling complete and utter disgust.
What are you feeling?
Submitted by CabaretGirl (user info) at 2004-09-05 04:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
EHEM i have feelings here
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-09-05 04:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
blatant shenanigans
Submitted by G_Nonny (user info) at 2004-09-05 04:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Woah holy fuck, you need to shave.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-05 04:14:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice mustache
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-09-05 04:12:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MY EYES OH GOD MY EYES!!!!!!
This my friends, THIS is why you should ALWAYS encourage your children to play in traffic.
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go throw up now.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-05 04:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Even for shenanigans, this is crap.