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Uberfaces (You've been judged) (1000 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 0.23 on 44 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2004-09-05 09:11:21 EDT


I have taken it upon myself to judge you all on your appearance. If you have been circled, you have been deemed ugly.

That is all.

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Submitted by squattails_mom (user info) at 2004-09-14 06:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

WTF?? I'M NOT READING ALL THAT

Submitted by iIIinformed (user info) at 2004-09-14 05:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha taht woz 'ard haha robin williams

Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-09-14 05:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This is sure one "ABACUS-O-UGLY" <shudders>......Xcept for UrbaneM and SpikeG.........still waitng for that Sappho video

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-14 05:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Only 1/3 of my face was circled.



Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-09-14 05:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

best mr. american post ever - fuck you eddie!!!!

Submitted by chek (user info) at 2004-09-14 05:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-07 06:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

George swallows semen.

Submitted by HatMan (user info) at 2004-09-05 22:07:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't the kids who go to schools and shoot everyone normally circle their target's pictures in red in the yearbook first?

Squattail, you know we've always been tight right? I totally accept you. You're the man. Everything about you rules. You don't have access to firearms do you? Every ideal you have, I agree with. Please don't shoot me.

Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-09-05 21:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Made me smile. I love the lone, uncircled squattail smack in the middle.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-05 21:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

If only for the last one.

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-09-05 21:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

funny, but you forgot to circle the ugliest one of all.

Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-09-05 21:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I agree with Bart. Mildy entertaining....but it beats hurricane reports
for the past 24 hours!

Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-09-05 20:32:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I chuckled, but you didn't mention me. Asshole.

Being left out makes me cry.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-05 19:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-09-05 19:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Good thing I've never camwhored.

Submitted by finfan3 (user info) at 2004-09-05 18:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm with Circe; totally pointless. I mean, unless in reality, you're just an overhorny asshole and wanted a post you could go to whenever you felt the need to jack off to? Eh, ya never know... douchebag

Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-09-05 17:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's more ugly than you can shake a stick at.

Submitted by JonnyBoy (user info) at 2004-09-05 17:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha Ha! +2 for not calling me ugly!

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-05 17:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-09-05 15:47:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

You circled all the hot girls, you fucking faggot. """""""""






hahahahah


Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-09-05 17:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-09-05 15:47:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

You circled all the hot girls, you fucking faggot.

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-09-05 16:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Saw it coming a mile away.

Submitted by KieferSutherland (user info) at 2004-09-05 15:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Illicit drugs:
cocaine: worldwide, coca is grown on an estimated 205,450 hectares - almost exclusively in South America with 70% in Colombia; potential cocaine production during 2002 is estimated at 938 metric tons (or 1,200 metric tons of export quality cocaine at an average of 78% purity); coca eradication programs continue in Bolivia, Colombia, and Peru, and 292 metric tons of export quality cocaine are documented to have been seized in 2002; consumption of export quality cocaine is estimated to have been 875 metric tons
opiates: cultivation of opium poppy occurred on an estimated 141,213 hectares in 2002 and potentially produced 2,183 metric tons of opium - which conceivably could be converted to the equivalent of 238 metric tons of pure heroin; opium eradication programs have been undertaken in Afghanistan, Burma, Colombia, Mexico, Pakistan, Thailand, and Vietnam, and the annual average for opiates seized worldwide over the past five years (1998-2002) has been 45 metric tons of pure heroin equivalent; estimates for average annual consumption over this time period are 315 metric tons pure heroin equivalent

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2004-09-05 15:55:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Can someone please tell me how to post 2 separate pictures side-by-side?

Submitted by vajokki (user info) at 2004-09-05 15:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

aaaaahah thats funny

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-09-05 15:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This made me laugh.

Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-09-05 15:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You circled all the hot girls, you fucking faggot.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-09-05 13:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

mildly entertaining

Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-09-05 13:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

fuck off mook.....I'm still counting my rosary for a Urban M and Spike G sappho video...shit............I just spotted myself.

Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-09-05 13:01:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Only -1 because you don't think I'm ugly..............which I'm not.........

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-05 12:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-05 11:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by DyingBreed (user info) at 2004-09-05 11:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

no way dude...some of those girls were hotties and you know it. :)

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-09-05 10:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Take that bitches, squattail has style.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-05 10:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for last pic

Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-05 09:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If I only get through to one, that makes all the difference.



Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-09-05 09:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Thanks alot FUCKER!!!
Now I have to go and add suicide to my list of things to do today.

Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-05 09:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've already found the perfect guy, and he does treat me right.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-05 09:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Okay, sweetheart. Just remember that no matter what anyone else says, you matter! One day the perfect guy for you is going to realise how special you are, and you'll wonder what all the crying was about.

Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-05 09:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Who cares. Stop camping my post.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-05 09:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes, but you can no longer say you don't care at ALL, and that makes me feel warm, happy, and as though I have a place in the world.

In fact, I think I'm going to go flick one off over it.

+2 because you're just so special.

Submitted by GeorgeBaker (user info) at 2004-09-05 09:36:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nah, I'm right. I don't want to put too much effort into it. I don't care that much.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-05 09:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Heh.

There are a couple of other posts I have with perfect scores that you missed. You might want to go back and get those ones, as long as you're spamming yourself happy.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-09-05 09:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Pointless.

Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-09-05 09:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I laughed.


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