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Rating: -2 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Sgt. Badass (View user info) at 2004-09-05 23:43:16 EDT


A man took out health insurance, and figured he'd try to make some cash by scamming the bank. So, revolver in hand, he proceeded to blow his left testicle off, in the hope that he would receive a huge sum in compensation.

He had failed to read the policy first, and soon after he shot himself, found that it didn't cover lost testicles.


An Australian guy sneaked onto a bulding site with a group of mates. Picking up a loaded nail gun lying on the floor, he turned to his friends as he pointed the gun to his temple and said jovially "You'd have to be really stupid to do this!". Then pulled the trigger.

He woke up dead the next day in hospital with a 2" nail in his cranium.

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Submitted by JungleJane (user info) at 2004-09-06 06:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I didn't know we could take shit straight from the Darwin awards site.
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Ranking: -2

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