A Joke (2723 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.67 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/ (View user info) at 2004-09-06 10:31:29 EDT
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me
life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast
of the night."
She said, "Aye, what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
beside me wife."
"Oh that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street
corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize, the other night,
with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised me self! You know. He's only been
there twice! Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by
the ears to make him come.
User Reviews
Submitted by TheEvilleprechaun (user info) at 2004-11-08 20:10:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
witty
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-11-07 10:56:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-09-23 16:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it's a joke.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44150
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-19 02:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You claim to have an open mind; if you ask me its just vacant!
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-10 17:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-07 06:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Me and my wife, seal clubbing.
Me and my wife out on the ice.
Submitted by dudette (user info) at 2004-09-07 05:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Twas OK
Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2004-09-06 21:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SPAM!!!!!
made in my hometown biotch
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-09-06 20:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i like spam. on toast.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-06 18:35:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not bad.
http://www.spam.com/
Check out the sweet Spam theme song on this site.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-06 18:26:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like making Uber friends. It helps to not cry each night when I think of how lonely I am, but then mommy comes in and reads Goodnight Moon to me and everything is fine.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-06 18:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha! Spiral, you're one of those people I really don't know anything about but you pass respect anyway. I don't usually agree with this elitist suck-off Ubersite rubbish, but I've had six cans of Stella and it's taken me about 25 minutes to type this. Here you go...........
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-06 17:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40455 - Lindsay Lohan completely fucking naked!
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-06 17:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tee hee.
Submitted by thereitsfookindone at 2004-09-06 17:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Chuckles.......
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-06 16:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A year ago, when I was new here, I remember a big wank-off over Razor reaching 100,000 hits. I thought "as if you have the fucking time" at that point. Now look. I've sucked myself off, shit in my own hat and pissed on my own chips. I, like you, cannot wait for my next post. Streetpunk, you fat bastard, I'm going for your place, mate. Keep it warm.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-06 16:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-06 16:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Download MP3s by the "Macc Lads" or I will stab one of you in the eye.
Each day.
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2004-09-06 15:07:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
meh. it was mildly amusing.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-06 14:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by GhostWriter (user info) at 2004-09-06 13:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I giggled once
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-06 12:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I'm working on a comic book".
Not really, I'll update soon, I'm just busy with jobs and so forth.
Submitted by Malificent (user info) at 2004-09-06 11:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd find it funnier if you updated your site.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-06 10:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A -2.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-09-06 10:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-06 10:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ah, I thought it was alright. Made me smile, at least.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-09-06 10:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
An old one but a good one & I love that Spam!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-06 10:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fucking hell mate that is one shite joke.