The things we think and do not say... (563 hits)
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Submitted by Ancius (View user info) at 2004-09-06 12:28:49 EDT
She really is quite intoxicating. She always seems to dress up more than most when she comes out, and this is just the pub. The thought keeps on entering my head that I should tell her how beautiful she looks, but, for once my mouth isn't running away with me. Besides, she's my friends girlfriend. A good friend, a nice guy. What does it matter that he speaks to me of her neediness and insanity? That he would dump her like a sack of potatoes if he wasn't so worried she would kill herself. I mean, how up yourself can you be? Like she isn't strong enough to survive that. Look at him, just sitting there talking to his mates, totally ignoring the beautiful dark flower sitting next to me....
Stop it! God dammit! You hardly even know her! What the hell do you have in common? And besides, you have your own vision of loveliness waiting for you at home!
Yesss, that's it, think about what it would be like to go home to her. To hold her back against you and cup her breasts in your hands, tracing your lips down her neck to her collarbone, feeling her shudder against you. All you'd have to do is lean over now as she's talking, just lean over a few inches and...
DAMMIT!
It's not my fault I'm taller than her, not my fault that whenever she wants to talk to me I have to lean in to hear her over the music, my face almost nuzzling into that corseted cleavage, that must look so good falling off her, I can just see it sliding to the floor, those lovely pert breasts in all their glory...
Shit, what did she just say? Quick, make something up so she doesn't think you've just been staring at her tits the whole time....
Phew, think I got away with that one.
I'm going to have to stop this. I'm to tempted to just lean over and kiss her right now, in front of everybody. A total disaster waiting to happen, the loss of many friends and a public humiliation. That's what would happen, yeah. She'd be insulted, that's it. Slap in the face or something. Maybe throw her drink on me....
Don't put your hand there! Now I'm going to look like an idiot if I don't put my arm around you!
Oh well. It's not like it isn't pleasant. Very pleasant in fact. Being this close to her is turning me on. What narrow hips she has. Not like anything I'm really used to, I wonder how far her legs spread. Maybe she can put them behind her head. I love bendy women.
mmmmmm...bendy.
Oh no, not now! Down boy! Dammit down! Grandmother shaving her legs, my cousins dick and it's 24 piercings...
Ewwww, that did the trick.
Phew, she's getting called away. Yes yes, goodbye, big hugs yes, see you later. Yes I'll be in the club tonight. Okay bye!
Phew.
Oh hey! Here comes Faye! Wow her hair looks great. And she always smells so good too. I wonder whether or not that hairs long enough to whip someone? I can just see it now, me tied to the bed, her whipping me with her hair...
Oh for FUCKS SAKE!
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-07 13:05:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-09-06 20:43:56 EDT (#)
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Excellent post. I am glad I am not the only one.
Submitted by gassygirl73 (user info) at 2004-09-06 15:23:59 EDT (#)
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Now that is funny. And so true.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-09-06 14:10:46 EDT (#)
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"Oh hey! Here comes Faye!"
hehe it rhymes!
Submitted by dude at 2004-09-06 13:05:28 EDT (#)
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lol