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Lemieux (717 hits)

Category: Sports

Rating: 1.44 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (View user info) at 2004-09-06 22:31:15 EDT


I just moved out of my house last week, and I came across something when I was packing.

I'm not from Pittsburgh, but my entire family is - which has made me a die-hard Pittsburgh fan. Awhile back, I went to the Penguins game here in Chicago. After Chicago kicked Pittsburgh's ass, I went around the back to see if I could get some autographs. I hung out by the bus for a little, and they started coming out.

All the Penguins came out - Lemieux was in a suit due to previous injury (hadn't played). I started getting close to them asking for autographs, but they were rushed due to obnoxious Chicago fans yelling things like "Jagr - go home you pussy" etc.

All of a sudden, Kevin Stevens was in my face. I immediately got half in front of him and asked for his autograph, and what did he do? He half cracked me in the face (which got me out of his way).

I didn't care much (it didn't bruise or hurt) - I thought it was cool that I had a story with Kevin Stevens.

I told my uncle in Pittsburgh the story. He told his sister. She told her friend (Mario Lemieux's accountant) the story.

A week later, I have a letter from Lemieux in my mailbox (return address blacked out). Check it out.

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Submitted by spader (user info) at 2005-02-05 17:10:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Pittsburgh best city ever! Barry Bonds spit on my shopes once!
http://captainfoamy.com

Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-05 17:08:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Army, you're a fucking pussy. Shut up, queer.

I miss hockey. I'm hoping that the Las Vegas Wranglers, start signing some NHL'ers

Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-02-05 16:58:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I've done the same before but... it sounds like a story about band camp.

Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-10-08 19:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-07 15:34:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

His last name says it all.

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For all of us who don't rock considerable amounts of ass and didn't know already, "Le mieux" is french for "The best."

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-08 19:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Haha, just kidding. I'd never sell that, and neither should you

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-10-08 19:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Kick ass.

I'll buy that off of you for $20

Submitted by keirzty34 (user info) at 2004-10-08 19:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by honeycake (user info) at 2004-09-20 16:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No thank you.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-07 15:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

His last name says it all.

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-09-07 15:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mario will have a big game on wednesday... damn it's good to see him play again

Submitted by goatasskilla (user info) at 2004-09-07 10:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Gretzky forever!!

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-09-07 01:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HOCKEY RULES

Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2004-09-07 01:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The key to Lemieux's badastitude was that he rocked the curly mullet for 2 decades

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-07 01:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking Gretzky is a pussy. He never played w/ cancer.

Fuck Gretzky, Lemieux is #1 in my book.

Of course Bobby Hull could probably take him.

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-09-06 23:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That man, had he been born healthy, would have been the greatest hockey player in history.

Eh...second place ain't bad.

Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-09-06 23:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2004-09-06 23:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

thats pretty sweet, and Lemieux rocks

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-09-06 22:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GO PENGUINS WOO!!

Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2004-09-06 22:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome. I can't say I'm much of a fan of Super Mario, but he's still one of the greatest and that's just cool. Also, anything positive about hockey gets some love from me.

Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-09-06 22:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

kickass man. don't you love those degrees of seperation?

Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-06 22:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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