Whiskeyjack & Jill make a big nasty mess (937 hits)
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Submitted by whiskeyjack (View user info) at 2004-09-06 23:40:04 EDT
jill: OK. Honey it's time. You ready?
jack: Be right there.
jill: Come on baby I need it bad, and I need it now.
Give it to me!
jack: You want it that bad huh? Well let me hear you beg.
jill: Please baby give it to me, I want it, I need it, give it to me please.
jack: Well then here you go doll, what you want.
jill: Oh God Yes! Thank You. I've been dying to get this.
jack: WOW! Careful with it now it's not made of steel.
jill: God! Fuck! Fuck! FUCK! Come you little fucker.
*slap* *slap* *slap
jack: Hot damn you gotta dirty mouth on you. You cant just beat it out, you have ta coax it out, you gotta be gentle and when it comes it'll come.
jill: FUCK! I can't wait that long I want it NOW!
*slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* *slap*
*SPLUNK*
Jack: ah fuck baby! Look you got it every where.
jill: I'm sorry honey. I justed wanted it so badly.
jack: I know, I know. You just couldn't resist being so rough with it when I told you you should have been more patient.
jill: Hey now! Back off, it's my fries that are ruined not yours.
damn ketchup. What the hell is it doing to make it take so damn long.
(oh and be gentle please)
User Reviews
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-12-04 03:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
jack and jill were siblings.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-13 15:43:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Gram_Cracker (user info) at 2004-09-10 14:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
big A, u sick twisted pervert. Don't yah know that you've got to stick a knife up there is you want it to come out faster?
Submitted by slap_happy (user info) at 2004-09-10 00:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought this was pretty damn good, plus it had condements
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-09 21:24:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 to reverse AJ's rating.
Submitted by Mike_Hocksbig (user info) at 2004-09-08 18:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The king shit but my name is better :P
Submitted by TheAbyssLord (user info) at 2004-09-08 00:02:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good work chump!i enjoy sticking it in ketchup bottles now and then too.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-07 16:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What AJ said. You're a funny guy. I look forward to your next post!
Submitted by Xtreme_PEN15 (user info) at 2004-09-07 12:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
even though its been done and its not quite as good its still funny, hope to see more from you
Submitted by KingHFB (user info) at 2004-09-07 04:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
way to steal ad material
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-07 01:07:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's a +2 in the hopes that you can stay on here and improve as you go.
This was amusing, but the grammar, spelling, and layout of the post are very important to earning high marks.
I've seen some of your reviews around lately, and you seem to be a pretty funny guy, so here's a +2 in the hope that you don't turn into a troll and become a positive contribution to Uber. God knows we need as many as we can get.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2004-09-06 23:45:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
by the way this post inspired by
http://www.ubersite.com/m/12811