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What could be better than a punch to the face? (opinions wanted) (492 hits)

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Rating: 0.75 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by <icyfireball2001.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2002-09-23 18:18:34 EDT

XXX asks you that question... what could be better than a punch to the face?

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Submitted by slugger at 2002-10-06 21:27:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

My fave, being a crowd controller, is making people spew. It embarasses the hell out of them and cuts them down to size verrry quickly. This is easily do!When a person charges at you simply stick out one finger, your index one is good. Then, let them kinda charge into your finger, and stick your finger right into the top of their chestbone, at the base of their neck. You can feel it on your own chest. Even a gentle press hurts like hell. This not only makes them spew, it hurts like hell!

Submitted by buttercup (user info) at 2002-09-30 10:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

orgasm

Submitted by lodnem.at.yahoo.com at 2002-09-24 16:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

a fist full of cash

Submitted by poorturtle (user info) at 2002-09-24 13:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

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Submitted by Chunk (user info) at 2002-09-24 04:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Punching someone real fucking hard in the kidneys is good. While it won't have the immediate effect of the punch to the face or groin (both fine suggestions) it'll hurt to buggery at the time, and if you hit them right and hard enough, they'll be pissing blood for a while, which would scare the shit out of most people.

The old flat hand underneath the sternum is another goodun, that'll stop most people cold in there tracks and have then on the floor gasping for a bit of breath, allowing you to add both of the earlier suggestions.

And lastly a hard thumb to the side of the windpipe gets nicely in there and monkeys around with the guy's breathing as well, the aim is not to try and chop it with a karate stylee chop (also fun but its been over done in the movies) but to get the point of the thumb right in to the fleshy bit on the edges of the windpipe, now that fucking hurts, and will keep on husrting for a good while.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2002-09-24 01:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

A punch to the groin.

Er... make that a punch to someone else's groin.

That would be fucking hilarious.