Boycott Paris Hilton! (2090 hits)
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Submitted by Despiadado <bored.at.work.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-07 03:26:17 EDT
I've been brooding the past few days over how much I hate certain buzz celebrities of the moment. But mainly, I just really hate Paris Hilton. Paris Hilton is fucking tool of a dumb blond bitch, and needs to be shot. I don't understand how anybody could possibly disagree with me, least of all Paris herself. Now posting this on übersite means two things:
1. About ten billion drooling idiots are going to google "Paris Hilton" and see this post's listing and think, "Mmmmmm......Boycotting Paris Hiton porn". This will result in a lot of dissatisfied customers leaving unlogged in replies stressing the beauty of the big headed, ET looking slut.
2. A maxium of a about 50 decent intelligent überusers will have the opportunity to view this most. About 10 will actually be attracted by the title. About 5 will actually grace me with a reply. And you know what they say, "10% isn't bad", and if they don't then they should.
Anyhow, Paris Hilton is the worst pile of trailer trash ever to be born with ridiculously rich parents. I don't understand why the fuck anybody would think the slut is hot. First of all she was deflowered publicly in a porno that any body can see. Second of all, she's got a head about twice the size of what somebody of her size should, but strangly enough considerably less brain power. Thirdly, She's dumb as a fucking post.
But now you can all relax, because despiadado has come up with the perfect solution for everyone. Boycott Paris Hilton. And not just Paris, but her sister to. And her whole fucking family. Why stay in one of her fathers fancy hotels and support her shit, when you could go to a perfectly luxurious Park Royal or other such Hotel?
Now I'm not going to degrade the überpopulation by saying that they should stop watching her shows, because we all know that only the girls who wanna be her ever watch those trains wreaks of television. But I'm sure that you all know at least one such air-headed teen who needs their head pulled out of their arse. Of course they're not going to list to your pleas for sanity to aid in my boycott, so simply beat the living shit of them, their parents, their TV if possible, and make absolutely sure that they are unable to watch her show again.
Now keeping her rich isn't hepling those weirdos who want to get her into their beds anyway. They can benifit from this plan too, because when Paris is poor, she will have sex for expensive clothes or crack. Everybody wins. Plus in about two months I can watch a very satisfying episode of "Where are they now?".
And while we're at it, let's also boycott those fucking Olsen twins. I've seen that site that counts down until their 18th birthday, and I've gotta say, "what the fuck?". What? Do those loosers actually think that they're gonna turn 18 and start sleeping around and making porno tapes? It's gonna be just the same as now. Idiots like those guys that created that site are gonna be rejected from 100 meters away with a 360 degree verticle snap kick to back of the head, addministered by one of their 135 kilo ex-heavyweight champion bodyguards.
Boycott Paris Hilton!
User Reviews
Submitted by 10c7c (user info) at 2004-11-02 12:24:21 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by iamhewhoisnot (user info) at 2004-09-07 18:02:54 EDT (#)
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i fucked the olsen twins before they were famous
(not my line originally but still damn funny)
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-09-07 16:41:33 EDT (#)
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She got "deflowered" LONG before that video was ever made, man.....
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-09-07 16:22:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ruin_dc (user info) at 2004-09-07 15:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
she is of upper class 'stock'
they are ALL inbred looking.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-09-07 15:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've stayed in the Paris Hilton and it is a fine hotel. What the hell?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-07 12:45:23 EDT (#)
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Merry Christmas to all. Don't ever say that Shlongy hasn't contributed around here.
http://www.bangedup.com/archives/ParisHiltonBJfun35.mpeg
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-09-07 12:25:06 EDT (#)
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Paris Hilton ---translated---> Penis Recepticle
I never have and never will stay in a Hilton, but I still find Paris attractive.
I'd do her...
IN THE POOPER!
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-09-07 12:19:26 EDT (#)
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I thought the olsen twins turned 18 a while ago?
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-09-07 09:00:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-09-07 04:19:20 (#)
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WHO CARES?
if you were pissed.. you definately would
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-07 08:33:15 EDT (#)
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I hate Paris Hilton.
Submitted by me <me.at.me.com> at 2004-09-07 07:54:19 EDT (#)
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lmao agreed!
paris hilton has funny eyes and weird nose -.-
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-07 07:28:54 EDT (#)
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But she's still hot. And apparently, quite easy.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-07 07:15:50 EDT (#)
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Paris Hilton auto -2.
Submitted by Midnight_Laydee (user info) at 2004-09-07 06:53:23 EDT (#)
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Love it. She, along with all those other so-called 'It' girls who have done fuck all apart from being born and using daddy's crdit cards every day of their lives (to buy hideous excuses for clothes and accessories) and going to celeb parties, really pisses me off. What have they ever done that's so good and why are people stoopid enough to get sucked into it all.
Plus, I imagine PH spending copious amounts of time and money every week, every day damnit, on personal grooming, styling and make up, only to walk out onto the streets looking like that!?! There are people out there who look far better than that just rolled out of bed with a hangover and no make up on.
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-09-07 06:17:22 EDT (#)
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I vow too boycott her....as god as my witness i will no longer have sex with paris hilton
Submitted by Philst82 (user info) at 2004-09-07 05:54:14 EDT (#)
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+2 for boycotting celebrities of the moment. Let me add to the list:
Jade Goody
J-Lo (no, a fat ass is not attractive)
Jordan (Katie Price, for those who don't know, check out OLAS's post about her tits)
Anyone who ever went on "celebrity" big brother
Anyone on "I'm a z-list celebrity get me out of here"
There's more but I'm too tired to add to that.
Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-09-07 04:38:18 EDT (#)
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hahahhaa the ET comment made me laugh. +2 for that. as for the rest of it.. give it a rest, sure shes dumb, and rich... but with that much money, what else can you do with yourself but look pretty? or at least attempt it....
Give it a few more years, and everyone will forget her as a new socialite explodes onto the scene.
As for the Olsen twins... dude, they made their family rich. Theres the difference. Don't bag the Olsen twins. At least wait till they "publicaly deflower" themselves...
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-09-07 04:27:36 EDT (#)
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Yeah, she's dumb. And look at her eyes. They go off in different directions like a fish.
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-09-07 04:21:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-07 03:56:21 (#)
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in my opinion, nicole richie is hotter.
but she's a bitch.
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Both are disgustingly hideous. PH is possibly the most vacuous person that ever lived, but she seems mostly harmless.
Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-09-07 04:19:20 EDT (#)
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WHO CARES?
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-07 03:56:21 EDT (#)
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in my opinion, nicole richie is hotter.
but she's a bitch.
Submitted by digitalKRONIC at 2004-09-07 03:55:42 EDT (#)
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Right on man. If I hear "that is hot" one more god damned time, I am going to beat my head against a sharp rock.
Submitted by KingHFB (user info) at 2004-09-07 03:49:29 EDT (#)
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i agree with said comment
Submitted by Bender at 2004-09-07 03:31:16 EDT (#)
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Good idea, horrible articulation.