Uber Beauty Contest 2004 - Menz Division (8666 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.92 on 307 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Kristen (View user info) at 2004-09-07 04:40:15 EDT
There he is...Mister Uberhunk 2004!
Only one can win this coveted title. I randomly selected the participants based on a combination of being of legal age (as far as I know), being unmarried (as far as I know) and complete and utter hotness.
I wanted to issue apologies immediately to a few of you whose pictures were skewed and stretched in MSPaint, making you look all fuzzy and disproportionate. I wanted all your heads to be as close in size as possible and when that was completely out of the question, I at least wanted your box to be as large as the next man's. Wow, how often do you hear that sentence in reference to dudes?
Women, you can only vote for one man. If you vote for more than that, the first person you list will be the counting vote. Men, you can also only vote for one man, but you risk looking ghey unless you vote for yourself. Or you can tell yourself you are secure in your manhood. That'll work.
The winner will receive a prize. I don't know what yet, but I'm leaning toward this stupid catalog that's been sitting in my bathroom for the past few months and a tiara. You can vote on this until I finally count the votes up and announce a winner.
Good luck and let the games begin, you slabs of meat, you.
User Reviews
Submitted by K at 2004-11-02 17:24:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
jmg114
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-10-19 03:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Damnit, how come I always get passed over for these sort of things?
You want to see a picture so hot it'll make you want to smack yo' momma, go here:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/8034
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-10-02 00:59:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Somehow I missed this. That is the worst camwhore. Plus my dog got more votes than me. Guess what? I'M the only one that gets to fuck my dog.
Wait.
No, I meant it.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-30 16:37:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i keep changing my mind...
today WQP is looking kinda yummy...
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-09-30 16:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would just like to thank you for using this particular picture of me
instead of my most infamous shot
As for my vote
Habeeb is kinda cute, but the man holding him is hotter.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-26 21:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHA i win
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-22 14:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know that's not true, you sexy peice of man-ness.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-09-21 02:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-09-08 19:28:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
Where's Hairsphincter on this list? anyone voted for Timmy (DDT) yet?! er Smurfs was quite nice looking...
U G L Y, I ain't got no alibi... I's uuugly... I's uuugly...
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-09-18 16:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36293
VOTE FOR ME! WRITE IN VOTES COUNT TOO!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-09-18 16:09:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
reallybored, don't take this as an insult but i think we look very much alike. i swear, i have photos from when my hair was cut like your's... it's close
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-09-18 16:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes i was going to read through every, single reply to this post but after about 25, DAMN that shit wasn't happenin.
Submitted by Therighteouswicked (user info) at 2004-09-18 02:43:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I vote Zod. Why has nobone else voted for Zod?
Submitted by ghouliegirlie420 (user info) at 2004-09-17 13:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
sideburns
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-09-16 10:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method cause I'm super gay today.
Submitted by Slypher <revolverator.at.mac.com> at 2004-09-14 06:54:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
HABBEEB tie FALACO
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-09-14 06:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Apollo
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-09-14 06:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll take the entire last row , please.
One at a time, of course.
What???
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-13 16:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
toxic isnt on here because hes 12 years old
Submitted by Val <danzigIIII.at.gmail.com> at 2004-09-13 16:32:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and WHY isn't Toxic on here?
hmm tough call.
Insane is just too cute.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-09-13 15:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sweet baby jesus and the orphans....
Fear not boys, I'm sure you all have lovely personalities. If I didn't know better I'd say one of you had Downs, one of you is the Seventh Samurai and at least three of you have done time for aggravated assault. These pictures do not do the men of Uber justice.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-09-13 14:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Looks like a NAMBLA convention to me......
just kidding folks
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-09-13 13:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Habeeb told me that child likes candy.
Submitted by Aphrodite (user info) at 2004-09-13 11:42:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is there a naked round of this competition? Menz division, of course.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-09-13 06:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I saw habeeb beat that kid.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-09-13 01:55:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Habeeb wins!!!!!!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-13 01:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i heard Habeeb beats that kid.
Submitted by megan (user info) at 2004-09-13 01:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
habeeb! just because he has a kid with him. guys with kids are such sweethearts :-)
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-13 00:33:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What a bunch of flaming homosexuals. -2 to you all~
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-09-12 18:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-12 14:31:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sevenshadesofpink (user info) at 2004-09-12 06:42:44 (#)
Ranking: 1
im going to chooose falco, with zod second and queen ashlee third
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You do all realize that this person IS falco, right???
I wonder how many other times he's votes for himself in this narcissistic and trite competition.
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What are you talking about you stupid fuck, my alters are Krautski, Uncle Jesse, and the deleted Tony_Danza. Just because your ugly mug didnt make it on here does mean you should fling faeces like it twas your job, ya hear?
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2004-09-12 17:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know i wasn't included because my massive, just-fucking-enormous, Jewfro of death wouldn't fit...not even if you photoshopped me...or shaved off my massive, WTF-are-those?, earmuff-like, curly, sideburns of immediate death. Or because I'm so damn sexy.
Submitted by gibberish (user info) at 2004-09-12 15:59:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck? No giant cartoon cat to vote for?
Submitted by ofMontreal (user info) at 2004-09-12 14:46:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i vote for koolmang.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-12 14:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sevenshadesofpink (user info) at 2004-09-12 06:42:44 (#)
Ranking: 1
im going to chooose falco, with zod second and queen ashlee third
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You do all realize that this person IS falco, right???
I wonder how many other times he's votes for himself in this narcissistic and trite competition.
Submitted by purringbubbles (user info) at 2004-09-12 11:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmm... i'm gonna have to say either hidden or espo. daaaaaamn, it's a tough call though.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-09-12 10:07:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the reviews.
Ker-ching!
Submitted by Sevenshadesofpink (user info) at 2004-09-12 06:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
im going to chooose falco, with zod second and queen ashlee third
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-12 04:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-09-12 02:44:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
You obviously haven't seen ashlee in the women's devision, then. Which really says something about you, faggot. You just anonymously told a hot babe that she's fat. Bet you feel like a winner now.
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As a matter of fact i have seen him in the womens division. His entry is a joke, for sure. If you think that is a hot babe your girlfriend must be hideous...........or your gay.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-09-12 02:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-11 17:24:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
The doctor ordered her to stay indoors for the safety of the general public. She was the size of a bechwhale before she got frisky with the goat and turkey bastor.
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You obviously haven't seen ashlee in the women's devision, then. Which really says something about you, faggot. You just anonymously told a hot babe that she's fat. Bet you feel like a winner now.
And Shlongy, you really don't leave much to be desired in comebacks, its just not worth it. I have a girlfriend, I work out, and I'm a security guard, which completely rules out being a 'computer geek.' Besides, Ashlee said it best. You're just a scared little 14 year old pretending to be old, and you couldn't write a decent post if your life depended on it. So do everyone here a favor and piss off.
Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2004-09-11 22:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Jonukah looks like a wannabe hairy Japan man.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-11 17:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you talkin' to me? ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
Maybe it's time you read some books on 'Kid' rearing.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-11 17:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
God, you can't even be brave ON THE INTERNET. You're truly pathetic.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-11 17:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Log in or fuck off, pussy.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-11 17:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The doctor ordered her to stay indoors for the safety of the general public. She was the size of a bechwhale before she got frisky with the goat and turkey bastor.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-11 17:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you're not a cyber dork like the rest of us, why do you spend more time here than anyone? Including me, and I really CAN'T do anything else, doctor's orders.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-09-11 17:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think it's because you're really a fat fourteen year old with cokebottle glasses and a pizza face.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-11 17:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why haven't I? Because I'm not a cyber dork like you...isn't that obvious?
It is to me. Good grief, what a stupid question.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-09-11 16:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-10 13:12:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
You Uber broads must not get out of the house much if you think that THIS group of Uberdorks are "sexy".
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Then why haven't you camwhored, tough guy? You can't seem to shut up about how smart, successful, and attractive you are. So, as it were, "put up or shut up."
And Jonukah's still a samurai.
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-09-11 14:22:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
my votes on PMJ
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-11 13:41:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it just me or does Jonukah look like Akuma?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-11 13:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by melissa4 (user info) at 2004-09-10 19:53:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
My vote goes to hidden.
There's nothing better than a man in a nice suit. http://www.ubersite.com/m/44649
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2 button suits are ghey, it's all about a nice italian made 3 button
Submitted by Aphrodite (user info) at 2004-09-11 10:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hidden, cuz he makes my cookie tingle.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-09-11 05:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-09-11 01:09:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck? I'm not sexy enough to get in on this?
Damn, I camwhored for nothing.
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Don't you mean you camwhored WITH nothing
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-09-11 04:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Vote for hidden!
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-09-11 03:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My VOTE is for HIDDEN101
Submitted by screaney (user info) at 2004-09-11 02:44:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jonhukah, because of the samurai hairstyle....(not the chest hair though)
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-09-11 01:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Please see:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41362
for reference purposes.
Damnable Cajuns...
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-09-11 01:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck? I'm not sexy enough to get in on this?
Damn, I camwhored for nothing.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-09-10 21:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2004-09-10 01:00:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ubersite: Hot Men Abound
I can't choose. I want them all.
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"SHOTGUN".........."I CALLED IT"
Submitted by melissa4 (user info) at 2004-09-10 19:53:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My vote goes to hidden.
There's nothing better than a man in a nice suit. http://www.ubersite.com/m/44649
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-10 14:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What a buncha fuggin homos!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-10 13:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You Uber broads must not get out of the house much if you think that THIS group of Uberdorks are "sexy".
Good God ladies...go outside and get some air.
Submitted by Amy loves the cock at 2004-09-10 12:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Falco
Submitted by Midnight_Laydee (user info) at 2004-09-10 06:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-10 01:40:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
I keep coming back to this post. God I am so....
is it bad that I licked the screen?
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Actually think licking the screen's ok, as long as it's not in a public place like a library or cyber cafe...people give you wierd looks when you do stuff like that...as they do when you (I) moan out loud at the site of the hunks above and in deperation because I don't live closer to a couple of them!
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-10 05:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44509
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2004-09-10 05:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hidden is a babe
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-10 01:40:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I keep coming back to this post. God I am so....
is it bad that I licked the screen?
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2004-09-10 01:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ubersite: Hot Men Abound
I can't choose. I want them all.
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2004-09-09 23:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
zod...
oh, yes.. Zod, he is my god.
Submitted by Degreeless2 (user info) at 2004-09-09 23:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Falco wins by a longshot. Come on, everyone knows that nobody holds a candle to this georgous hunk of a god-man.
Submitted by JonnyBoy (user info) at 2004-09-09 21:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Me! Me! http://www.ubersite.com/m/44418
Submitted by Zod <Zodboy2.at.aol.com> at 2004-09-09 20:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
falc you fucker!
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-09-09 20:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is hilarious if you listen to Hot Chocolate's "Sexy Thing" while scrolling down!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-09 19:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Each time I look at Jonukah I can't help but to think of this:
http://www.visimag.com/starburst/images/s48_feat_apemain.jpg
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-09-09 19:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-09-09 07:22:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:26:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, judging by the camwhore below, espo wouldn't be a bad choice either!
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w00! GO ME!
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I just made someone feel warm and fuzzy inside. What the fuck is wrong with me?
Submitted by Midnight_Laydee (user info) at 2004-09-09 16:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd like to thank Falco for giving me yet another opportunity to look at his gorgeousness, I'm (nearly) satisfied for the minute. Yum
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-09-09 13:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Falco man, you're scaring me with the gay poses bro. But you're funny as shit. IM me, we can chat about all the bitches on this site.
zodboy2 on AIM if you got it.
Submitted by Clemson (user info) at 2004-09-09 12:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Falco - Annoyingly cocky or alluringly confident? The jury is out.
both but those pics are tops
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-09-09 11:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39903----> RIPPED FALCO
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44231----> FULL BODY
FALO AND BUSH FOR 2004!!!
THEY SEE EACH OTHER ALOT!!!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-09-09 11:45:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
damn dat's alot of white menz... where is our diversity?
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-09-09 11:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Quick, before time runs out!
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=109474381497332545
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-09 08:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-09 01:21:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll try but if I scream "oooh Habeeb" when I prgasm don't be too frightened.
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I usually scream "STAMOS"
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-09-09 07:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:26:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, judging by the camwhore below, espo wouldn't be a bad choice either!
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w00! GO ME!
Submitted by Jillbean <hippi2665.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-09-09 04:29:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
tie between zod and falco
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-09-09 04:02:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
since when is Jonukah a mix between Duncan Macleod and Wolverine?
Submitted by Confucious (user info) at 2004-09-09 03:58:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Confucious say...
Donitsu
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-09-09 03:46:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, man. sooooooo hot........ want to touch the hineys......
I vote Zod. Burns is a very very very close second.
Based on looks alone, Kaelic's my write-in vote. The spiky hair just makes me feel funny in my naughty parts.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-09 01:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll try but if I scream "oooh Habeeb" when I prgasm don't be too frightened.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-09 01:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
keep it ready for when i show up.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-09 01:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't seem to keep my hands away from my penis when I look at all of the ubermenz.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-09 00:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
only if i get to play your instrument
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-09 00:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Will you pick me up from school? I have band practice. It ends at 6.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-09 00:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sublime, you are worth going to jail for.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-09 00:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-09 00:35:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
why isn't sublime on here? i want to fuck his brains out.
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woah, woah, munkey... i don't even have any pubes yet. you're too classy and
sophisticated for a little chitlin like me!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-09 00:37:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
how soon can you get to St. Louis? wait, nevermind. i don't think Lisa would be too happy about you taking her job. but i'll let you know if there are any openings in the future.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-09 00:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
why isn't sublime on here? i want to fuck his brains out.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-09-08 23:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, you shoulda put a picture of Kaelic up.. and a bottle of vitamins instead
haha
I'm so badass
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-08 21:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39785
Here, look at my 'peener'.
Submitted by Natalia_Everitt (user info) at 2004-09-08 20:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm hired? Really? Kickass! When do I start...?
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-09-08 19:28:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where's Hairsphincter on this list? anyone voted for Timmy (DDT) yet?! er Smurfs was quite nice looking...
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-09-08 19:25:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was a tough decision...but it will have to be Insane!
Closely followed by Phinchness, Hidden, Bart, Apollo, Scott James...I probably don't know anyone else...potatomanjack looks quite cute...ahem.
Submitted by KooMang (user info) at 2004-09-08 17:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Donitsu
id give him fetalatio
Submitted by JenBee (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:52:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
smurfs.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:35:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll vote for Scott_James because no one else has.
Plus he's got that dreamy British accent.....
WHAT?
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:26:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, judging by the camwhore below, espo wouldn't be a bad choice either!
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-09-08 11:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jonukah looks far too manly for his own good.
Submitted by Julia (user info) at 2004-09-08 11:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahahaha! Almost all you guys have the Uberdo with matching facial hair. I vote for Bart because he's hot in kind of a nerdy way, and because he's clearly tall and lanky. Nice hands. Runner-up, Falco. Jonukah's not a clone, which is nice, but he's too hairy for me.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-08 10:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don's a sexy beast!
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2004-09-08 09:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I vote for...ME!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44319
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-09-08 09:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Smurfs
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-08 08:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
only one real vote for me? i'm crushed. maybe you ladies don't get it. here's the recent pictures-
http://www28.brinkster.com/andrewrules/P1000490.JPG
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37262
and here is the only vote for me, which i must admit was quite flattering, not to mention entertaining...
Submitted by Natalia_Everitt (user info) at 2004-09-07 22:10:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hidden.
I'd screw him like it was my job.
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you're hired.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-09-08 07:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't believe more people didn't vote for Apollo.... his accent is hot in that picture
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-08 06:21:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
woo hoo I got two votes!!
Lojope (whom is going to marry me)
and Wiggles (in a non-gay way!)
p.s I also got called wise and gentle (thanks parlour trick) one of those is true.
Submitted by SassyBitch (user info) at 2004-09-08 05:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd go with the new falc link as the uberman winner
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2004-09-08 05:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what, no cabaretgirl?
Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2004-09-08 04:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahaha +2 just for showing Zod. MY god... hot hot HOT.
But kristen.. my vote lies with Falco. FALCO!
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2004-09-08 01:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Apollo is a magnificent love-stallion.
And I say this being very secure in my own heterosexuality.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-08 01:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...but +2 because I'm Sideburns.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-08 01:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, Kristen. :'(
Though I can't -2 you out of spite.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-08 01:18:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-09-08 00:24:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
WQP, are you on AIM now?
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Which means that Kristen is on AIM. Yet doesn't show up on my buddy list.
I don't get it. You blocked me. I never IM you.
-2 for being mean.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-09-08 01:15:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-09-08 00:24:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
WQP, are you on AIM now?
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you bet!
ChrisWQP
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-08 01:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-08 01:09:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Chat room much?
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-08 01:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-09-08 00:36:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, good one, Sideburns. You -are- a whiny bitch. Fuck you
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Excuse me for asking but-- what the fuck are you talking about?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-08 00:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Any answer on photoshopping rights to the original pics, yet? Mm? Mmmmm?
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-09-08 00:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just thank god you didn't include a picture of Method's ugly, greasy ass.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-09-08 00:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, good one, Sideburns. You -are- a whiny bitch. Fuck you, Method, and Kristen. You're all a bunch of lame-ass, skanky fucking losers.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-09-08 00:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Zod - High school quarterback and I suppose class president and homecoming king, therefore I have to hate you.
Haha, thanks. But you're wrong on all 3 accounts. Good guess though.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-09-08 00:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37766
Ahem.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-09-08 00:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WQP, are you on AIM now?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-09-08 00:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
we are all the exact same fucking guy.
This is sad.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-08 00:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.pulsehead.com/message/314/I%27m+back+Bitches%21.html
Submitted by JonnyBoy (user info) at 2004-09-08 00:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It should be me
http://www.ubersite.com/m/42775
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-09-08 00:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stevie, you got called a prom king or something in this...*snort*
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-09-08 00:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
100% Zod, baby!
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-09-07 23:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Donitsu, definitely.
Submitted by humor_me (user info) at 2004-09-07 23:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Insanethemind. I'd touch his balls anyday.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-09-07 23:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, I wasn't even in the running.
I guess I'll just have to go cry about it.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-09-07 23:23:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You fakkin Guy! i look different in real life than that picture.... oh well.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-09-07 23:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Donitsu
Submitted by Donitsu2002 <Hot.at.hothothot.hot> at 2004-09-07 23:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Donitsu, super hot
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-09-07 22:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jonukah
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-09-07 22:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Although there are a lot of hotties up there, I'm going to have to go with Habeeb!
Submitted by Natalia_Everitt (user info) at 2004-09-07 22:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hidden.
I'd screw him like it was my job.
Submitted by Kealic (user info) at 2004-09-07 20:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Or maybe he did pull off the tin man :S
Submitted by Kealic (user info) at 2004-09-07 20:20:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart looks like a character from the wizard of oz.
And hes not cute enough to pull off the tin man!
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-09-07 20:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Will Zone is so funny but Jonukah is so hairy. Tough choice.
Oh who am I kidding... I'm damn sexy.
Submitted by Kealic (user info) at 2004-09-07 20:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I AM A MOTHERFUCKING WHINY BITCH.
I AM A CUNT.
I AM A TARD.
I AM A BITCH.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-09-07 19:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I GOT VOTES EVEN THOUGH I WASN'T INCLUDED IN YOUR STUPID LITTLE CONTEST. I'M LIKE THE WRITE IN CHOICE ON THE BALLOT
HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES KRISTEN, YOU PREGNANT SKANKY SOW?
Submitted by Merlina <Satori.at.ipaframe.com> at 2004-09-07 19:41:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
falco
Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2004-09-07 19:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Phinch, but only because it looks like Donkey's already got his girl.
Submitted by ruin_dc (user info) at 2004-09-07 19:25:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
smurfs is the most handsome.
all the rest look ugly or jewish.
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-09-07 19:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Zod
pretty eyes, my favorite feature
Submitted by engine13 (user info) at 2004-09-07 19:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Its sort of a toss up between Smurfs and William Q Percy. For some reason that picture of Q looks silly cute. I'm gonna have to go with him.
But, damn Smurfs is pretty hot. But, his ego is probably bigger than texas.
Submitted by snootymop (user info) at 2004-09-07 19:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Falco... mmm mmm good
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-07 18:58:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FUCK i mean left
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-09-07 18:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll go with the dog in the bottom right hand corner.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-07 18:53:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I STILL think we need a contest now so that the Uberfemales can rank the heterosexual men, now that we've taken care of these tools.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-09-07 18:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Decisions..... oyyy....
I'll go with Falco. Only after a lot of debate.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-09-07 18:05:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously... am I the only Mexican around here?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-07 18:02:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
or shit, even the cologne model pose is better, as corny as it may be- http://stuff.ubersite.com/1088707330450915445/1/cologne_model.jpg
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-07 17:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh come on, ladies. Kristen used a bad picture of me. here's a recent one- http://www28.brinkster.com/andrewrules/P1000490.JPG
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-09-07 17:45:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man.. so many hot menz..
It's gotta be either 1Point21Gigawatts, Caulaincourt, William Q. Percy, Habeeb, Hidden, JMG114, Sideburns, ReallyBored, Insanethemind, Falco, Donitsu, Donkey, Smurfs, or Zod.
How in the blue fuck do I break THAT list down?
In the end, I'm gonna have to go with Falco. Damn, he's sexy.
I would have said shitfuck, but he hasn't camwhored with his best picture yet. shitfuck is definitely at the top of the list.
Soooo hot, want to touch the hiney.. ahhwwwooooo!!
Kristen, I love you for posting this.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-09-07 17:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-09-07 13:53:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, me and Phinch are the only non-caucasian men in the runnings.
I am flattered to have been nominated, thank you.
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apollo is mexican too.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-09-07 17:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I won't win this because I take extremely shitty pictures. I look much better in person than on film... plus, you get the added bonus of experiencing my extremely attractive musk in a one-on-one meeting. I call it my man-schmell, and it is a babe magnet, trust me.
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-07 17:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44216 <-------------- hot chick masturbating
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-09-07 17:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and I vote for myself!
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-09-07 17:02:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus 2 for being the first on the list and for:
Submitted by Raimee <pirynne_18.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-09-07 12:25:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
1st place: 1point21gigawatts!!!where has he been my whole life?
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The answer is Long Island, probably, except I lived in Boston, New Haven, and Vail for some of my life.
Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2004-09-07 16:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Phinch
Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2004-09-07 16:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-09-07 14:54:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Just some observations ~
Smurfs - Oh cripes...I always thought you were female
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Eh, not the first on this site... or probably the last
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-09-07 16:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this sucks, where the fuck am I? everyone on here knows i look good. wtf?
-BongZilla
-2 for leaving me out.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-07 15:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wait a minute, wait a minute... I VOTE FOR SHITFUCK!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-09-07 15:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Q looks like Donkey.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-09-07 15:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Harrrrgggggghhhhhh
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43029
(cam + link + whoring = http://www.ubersite.com/m/43029)
Don't ladies dig a manly man who works with his hands? And heavy machinery?
Despite my dudelyness, I have to vote for Jonukah...he's got the whole samurai spirit thing going on.
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-09-07 14:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just some observations ~
1Point21gigawatts - Not sure if I can handle the big chain on neck thing unless it comes with a saddle, but I like the cocky head tilt.
Apollo - Looks wise and gentle, which means he's...ah...wise and gentle?
Bart - has a really long finger not to mention an air of supremacy.
Caulincourt - Too scary to meet in person or any alternative dimension in which he may be dwelling.
W. Q. Percy - whimsical court jester?
Drink DDT - Ahh...the tongue is promising.
Habeeb - Nice, but no fair holding a toddler. (I thought he was fiction.)
Hidden01 - Clean cut tough guy - to the point.
JMG114 - Are those Easter eggs? Still have any?
Jonukah - Whoa. I'm feeling a need to connect with my spirit guide. Nice animal magnetism.
Sideburns - Consider changing your name to 'eyebrows' - very expressive.
Matt M. - Is that bubble wrap? Looking mighty dangerous.
Phinch - Straight from Bay Watch.
Reallybored - Looks more sad than bored. Group hug for you.
Rizzo - You've got to like a guy who can make you laugh.
Insanemind - A paradoxical insane mind with sad puppy dog eyes. I don't know what to do with that but, I'm thinking about it.
Falco - Annoyingly cocky or alluringly confident? The jury is out.
Willzone - a bit thin for my taste.
Donitsu - You seem upset, perhaps by the rectangular wedge sticking out of your head. But a fine head it is.
PMJ - The entertainer. A keeper.
Donkeyontheedge - That's not a donkey!
Smurfs - Oh cripes...I always thought you were female. Looks like that and can write too, a compelling combination.
Scott James - 1-900-Call Scot for ?
Zod - High school quarterback and I suppose class president and homecoming king, therefore I have to hate you.
MickGinny - Not shown. But the likely winner (and not just because he could squash anyone who disagrees with his little finger.)
Recognizing that you, as men, wouldn't want to be judged on your looks alone (oh, come on just play along), my vote goes to whoever sends the most interesting email to parlortrick.at.comcast.net - (thank you Kristen for letting me exploit your post for some personal attention) failing that - bart, of course.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-09-07 14:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Creep_Firebombing? What the gay?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36090
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-09-07 14:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn. I just can't get any love from Kristen.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-09-07 14:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Donitsu
Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2004-09-07 14:12:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am shocked and offended that I was left off this list.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18318
Submitted by kelly <kellyenlo.at.equestrian.com> at 2004-09-07 13:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i vote for justin (sideburns)
<333333 kelly
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-09-07 13:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, me and Phinch are the only non-caucasian men in the runnings.
I am flattered to have been nominated, thank you.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-09-07 13:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SR, show us your fetus and I'll vote for that.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-09-07 13:32:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im upset that i was not included. my lion king pose would have done finely
Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2004-09-07 13:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd do Giga... just cause he's italian
Submitted by ME at 2004-09-07 13:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Coulaincourt, Sideburns, Hidden and Falco are lookers. But the absolute hottest is PMJ, though this isn't his best pic.
PMJ all the way.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-09-07 13:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Many Faces of Will Zone
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37838
a collage of me!
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2004-09-07 13:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF?
No gascs? Denied!
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2004-09-07 12:57:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well...
Since Falco won't leave me alone until I vote...
I, strwbryfanatic, vote for Falco as the sexiest most doable male alive (in the uberverse) on this day, Tuesday, September 7, 2004.
There...Are you happy now?
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-09-07 12:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok this is a NEWER Picture, from my portfolio.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44231
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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-07 12:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Joe Pesci plays Will Zone.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-09-07 12:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I cannot believe that I didn't make it on this list!
Oh wait, that's right, I am one ugly bastard.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-07 12:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to be Sideburn's sex slave.
Submitted by Raimee <pirynne_18.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-09-07 12:25:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1st place: 1point21gigawatts!!!where has he been my whole life?
I also really like Percy, Smurfs and of course Insanethemind.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-09-07 11:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DRINK_DDTDRINK_DDTDRINK_DDTDRINK_DDTDRINK_DDTDRINK_DDTDRINK_DDTDRINK_DDTDRINK_DDTDRINK_DDTDRINK_DDT
Submitted by Midnight_Laydee (user info) at 2004-09-07 11:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SandraLee <sdlee.at.btinternet.com> at 2004-09-07 11:45:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Falco in the updated picture.
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He-e-e-e-ll yeah, totally shaggable...kinda worried tho, think he looks older than he actually is (which I think is something like 19 or 20) and that's scary
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-07 11:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
where's Fetish ? hahah
Submitted by SandraLee <sdlee.at.btinternet.com> at 2004-09-07 11:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Falco in the updated picture.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-09-07 11:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sidey, if I was on my other comp and could see all the lovely pics I have of you, you would have won the orgasm comp, and hence got my vote. Pity...
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-09-07 11:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm really glad I never get on these things. This is more like an ugly contest.
I vote for the one that doesn't suck. Oh wait, they all do.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-07 11:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now they should post a different contest...to choose from the heterosexual male Uberites.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-07 11:43:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Method in this competition? I'm gonna have to go with Sideburns.
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-09-07 11:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmmm decisions decisions i think i vote matt b/c that bubblewrap is sexy
Submitted by chek (user info) at 2004-09-07 11:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
between sideburns, cal, and smurfs....hmmmmmmmmmmm when it comes down to it, i love chops. gotta pick sideburns.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-09-07 11:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BOOOOOOOOO! You see that picture of me? It's all scrunched up from the original version.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-07 11:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, my face is pretty streched. And Stin, for the last time, no I'm not gay!
Submitted by Anjie (user info) at 2004-09-07 11:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Zod or Smurfs... can't decide.
Eeeeny meeny miny moe...
Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2004-09-07 11:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I should be on there. http://www.ubersite.com/m/41860
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-09-07 11:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's it, I can't get orgasms from any of you... You're slacking, you know that?
Insanethemind gets my vote. He's my baby, he's a Michael, and... well, dammit, look at him. Sex on a stick.
Submitted by Krautski (user info) at 2004-09-07 11:18:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I ARE AM ALTER AND TO NOT BE ME ARE VOTING!
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-09-07 11:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40538
Submitted by Midnight_Laydee (user info) at 2004-09-07 11:17:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, still at work, sure do have msn Falco: Midnight_Laydee81.at.hotmail.com
Always have time for the honeys...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-07 11:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www28.brinkster.com/andrewrules/P1000490.JPG
LATEST
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-09-07 11:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39903
LATEST
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-09-07 11:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know, sideburns looks like he just got caught doing something naughty in that picture...
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-09-07 11:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I vote seb because he is a hot piece of ass.
Woo-tsh!
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-09-07 10:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seb!
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2004-09-07 10:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't decide between Zod, Falco and Smurfs...hmm...
InsanetheMind looks interesting too, but I'd need further documentation to consider him.
P.S. - even though the pic is streched out, Smurfs looks like George Eads from CSI
Submitted by kimbo <kim.at.prismnet.com> at 2004-09-07 10:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I vote FALCO
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-09-07 10:18:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...has Will Zone lost weight?
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-09-07 10:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Matt Maiorano, because I bet he'd be a good kisser.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-09-07 10:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would totally hit all those hotties.
Submitted by JungleJane (user info) at 2004-09-07 10:11:45 EDT (#)
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To the one who tried to make me cry by calling me fat and hairy- ya- you know who you are, funny who turned out to be el fatto- cause it aint me. Have a nice day :)
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-09-07 10:11:31 EDT (#)
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I'm still waiting for the orgasms.... come on guys, I know you can do this...
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-09-07 10:06:50 EDT (#)
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So many men, so little time... :o)
I'm still convinced he's too pretty to be straight, but I'd put C'court on my mantlepiece any day of the week.
I wouldn't kick Kaelic out of bed in the morning either, but understandably he's not part of the competition.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-09-07 09:52:47 EDT (#)
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I'd fuck myself. That's my vote.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-09-07 09:43:40 EDT (#)
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umm hmmm
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-09-07 09:30:14 EDT (#)
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Sorry, Sean. In the case of the pictures on my post and the pictures on Method's post, it was simply a matter of whose pictures we were able to find easily, and which pictures we found first. We didn't comparison shop for better ones because...well...we're a couple of assholes. Plus everyone looks so good anyway, it's impossible to find a bad picture of y'all.
And besides, you're not sleazy in your picture, you're slutty. See? All better. The glass is half full.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-09-07 09:27:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-07 09:21:13 (#)
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1.21Gigawatts looks like Tim Roth in Reservoir Dogs. (Mr. Orange)
Oh, and does it bother anyone else that Habeeb is holding a child in that picture?
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Don't make fun of Habeeb's date, AJ.
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