re 16 y/olds (48748 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.61 on 5261 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Wazza hill <wazza_hj.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-07 05:53:20 EDT
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-05-31 06:49:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
48,000 hits.
Shit son.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2009-05-28 01:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*sigh*
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-05-27 16:03:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://192.20.225.55/tts/speech/67a31084edb1dc7181ccdc759a52e16c.wav
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-05-15 18:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post almost breaks my computer every time I open it. Should probably change it from my home page.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2009-04-01 11:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This just gets better and better with time.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-03-25 08:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just stopped in to see what condition your condition was in.
Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-03-25 08:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just stopped in to see what condition your condition was in.
Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2009-03-23 16:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Life is great
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2009-01-01 04:44:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wooo!
1st 2009 bitches
i don't come around to often anymore... but i still love you all
-=[WTHM]=-
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-17 09:37:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hi Waz, i miss you, uber misses you, my loins miss you.
come back , you are like the human fortune cookie that makes no sense.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2008-11-15 03:25:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wazza, I need you now more than ever!
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2008-10-23 23:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oldie but goodie.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-09-28 22:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Epic.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2008-08-20 13:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Christ, it was almost 4 years ago?!?!? What have I been doing with my life?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2008-08-20 13:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I remember this. HA!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-10 13:34:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
See the early reviews. Almost every one was a -2 except Shandy and Hidden. Then Method said it was cool and it all turned around.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2008-07-19 06:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
THE hits on this are not added on cause barty boy got aknot in his gut and put it into the underground , thats why it never came back on heat ,,Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzza
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-15 15:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Classick.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-15 04:07:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
why aren't the hits added to wazza's total hit count?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-31 16:14:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dying
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-05-23 10:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. 97 days since this was last reviewed.
Uber is dieing.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-15 17:25:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is this the most-reviewed post on uber?
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-02-07 15:35:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Still one of the greatest posts of all time. Ever.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-02 13:46:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tallulah_Bankhead
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-12-29 19:27:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
God I missed this post. I just thought about it the other day when one of my coworkers brought his 16 year old daughter to work. I saw her, and thought "what the hell man..." and couldn't stop laughing.
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-12-13 08:28:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NON EX TRANSVERSO SED DEORSUM
i do not wish to return to work
i have become accustomed to sitting
on the couch playing video games
i do not want to fix computer.
it is retarded.
damn you mr information!!
but i must get my slice of the pie.
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-=[WTHM]=-
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-29 15:40:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rawk.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-11-06 03:01:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I still dream about this
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-11-04 23:18:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!
I'M EVEN OLDER NOW!!!
-=[WTHM]=-
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-10-30 18:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell indeed.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-21 23:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This seems to have died off since JGreening and stevie_says disappeared.
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2007-10-17 06:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How the fuck did I never review this?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-10-16 02:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
classic
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-04 21:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH YEAH!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-09-24 03:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Sigh*
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-08 07:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
last time i rated this the recently reviewed left the side bar for like 10 minutes.
this post breaks uber now??
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-08 04:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHOW ME YOUR TITS!
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-09-06 07:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi Über,
Long time eh?
-=[WTHM]=-
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-08-24 13:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2007-07-19 21:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My god it's been too long since I have rated this gem.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-07-14 19:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Long time, no review...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-07-10 12:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi friends
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-06 21:12:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by matchstickman (user info) at 2007-06-06 15:20:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DOWN! CLOSER TO ZERO!
KTHX
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-21 19:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
One more for fun...
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-05-20 18:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WAZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-05-20 10:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wacha macha wachaaaaa.... TIMMAY!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NURRRRR
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-05-14 07:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
typing skills.
i lack them.
fuck.
-=[WTHM]=-
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-05-14 07:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-04 13:51:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
-=[WtHm]=-
This one is better.
is not.
-=[WMHM]=-
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-05-14 06:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
all of my ascii on /m/1 got all messed up DAMN YOU TO HELL BART!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-13 00:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-07 09:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My ass itches.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-05-01 20:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My balls itch.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-23 13:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Noooooooo
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-04-12 17:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I should be getting ready to watch hockey. Instead, I'm on this post again. Go figure...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-12 09:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is losing steam since Greening left town.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-04-09 01:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still love this
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-04-07 00:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My balls itch. But there are people in the room with me. FUCK!!!
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-04-06 02:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One of my favorites: Method tells a story about his grandmother...and a nickel.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-03-29 17:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-07 08:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I vote that no one should have any more children.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-03-22 07:40:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tell her you love her, and look her in the eye
As you slide the hanger up her thigh
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-03-12 02:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If I got her pregnant, I'm going to kill myself!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-03-09 17:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
RAPE IS MY FAVORITE COLOR!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-03-09 16:36:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Crayon
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-05 15:49:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Silver.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-05 12:21:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
gold
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-05 11:52:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
pen
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-03-05 02:15:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I HATE LIFE
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-27 20:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like sugar.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-02-23 15:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I'd love it more if it did that.
...
I'm just kidding. I'd be a wreck if my mother died.
PLEASE GOD DON'T GRANT MY WISH!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:49:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It rules so much that it could stab my mother, twice, and I'd still love it!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-02-21 13:58:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's because it rules so much.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-21 09:34:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow.
This took like a minute to load.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-02-19 22:21:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OW! My browser hurts!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-02-19 17:35:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
boobs
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:02:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All hail the browser crashing powers of re16
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-02-14 17:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome. This now has so many reviews that if I don't immediately hit the review button, the post will cause my browser to crash after 3 seconds. As if Wazza's prophetic words needed more awesomeness attatched to them.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:49:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I prefer spoons.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WITH MY MIND.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:39:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I killed a bunch of people once!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-02-07 02:37:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lalalalalala
lala
lalal
alala
Submitted by cera (user info) at 2007-02-04 13:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What the hell man indeed... this is madness.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-01-29 18:41:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love cats. Especially when they have their own little Hitler moustaches.
Submitted by blackeyedbitch (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:16:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-01-25 07:44:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Time to kill my cat with a hammer
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-01-24 15:48:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hail Satan?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-01-21 17:45:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My UM entry is taking shape.
Woot.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-01-17 14:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fognl
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-01-16 17:07:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why was Uber broken this morgon?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-01-09 02:36:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Woo. I finished my UM entry.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2007-01-03 15:23:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YARGON YARGON LIBERAL MEDIA YARGON
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2007-01-01 06:26:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL YOU BASTARDS! get pissed and dont cry in the beer, for tomorrow never comes.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-12-31 23:37:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stupid New Years alone
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-12-30 06:14:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're mean.
You're going to hell.
:-(
See you there! Bring beer!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-12-26 14:15:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Speaking of pork, I made fun of a fat chick yesterday. I yelled something about getting lost in her folds, and she cried. It made me happy.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-12-26 01:48:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who said pork?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-12-24 13:31:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
merry christmas!
I'm stoned out of my mind!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-12-23 14:51:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where am I?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-12-23 03:29:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm a loser
big big loser
i'm going to go drink some bleach.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-12-21 22:01:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wooooo
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-12-16 04:29:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hope you blokes all have a good xmas and get on the piss.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-12-16 03:44:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm drunk.
i kissed a girl that wasn't my girlfriend.
and my teacher got me drunk.
i tjhink i'm in opposite land.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-12-13 02:20:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ENSAM
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-12-09 16:54:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No it doesn't! It takes you to Lenin's tomb!
COMMIE! COMMIE BASTARD!
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 14:00:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
guys, enter in UA-259438-1 into your browser and it'll instantly send you here! try it!
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 13:59:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
w00t
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-11-30 06:27:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Give him your microwave inpregnated rice filled shirt Steve, he can live off that for a week.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-30 02:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My rice exploded in the microwave and a homeless guy tried to steal my shirt!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-11-28 11:12:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just farted.
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2006-11-28 03:47:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
aphoristic.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-27 21:49:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dammit all to hell is it cold outside.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-22 02:26:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm such a whiny bitch!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-11-20 10:14:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I could try to praise the wisdom of that last review, but words wouldn't do it justice. I am forever your servant. Want my first born? It's yours!
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-11-20 06:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rape is a state of mind,no doubt many a young lad or lady has enjoyed the challenge of the "rape" only to awake with some hiddious guilt feelings in the morning and call the cops.
most girls i have found love to call the words rape, me fuck me ,it's all part of the fantasy ,the fantasy that turns them on,and brings them to a high .
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-11-20 04:01:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WAZZA!!! Please, make rape to me!!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-20 03:39:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE YOU WAZZA.
I'm sorry I sullied this place with my rape-speak.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-11-20 02:23:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't really know about rape , but when your in Asia and they are screaming at ya , usually means they are havin a come out,(thats what they call it .)ha ha ha ha
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-19 15:01:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ohhhhh why wont my entry write itself....whoooaaaa oohhhhhhh
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-11-18 00:53:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Indeed sir, indeed.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-16 02:27:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you're in another country and the girl you're raping doesn't speak English when she's screaming at you, is it still rape?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-15 22:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't like the European version of rape.
There's no glitz, no glamour.
Now, AMERICAN rape... THERE is something someone can get behind!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-11-15 18:53:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rape is my favorite sport!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:55:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
rape rape rape
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-13 16:01:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-12 20:51:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HEY!
Don't talk bad about Oatmeal!
ESPECIALLY BROWN SUGAR AND CINAMONIMINIMONIMINONONIMINIOMIMON!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-12 13:20:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't give a shit about Oatmeal or Oathmeal.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-11 21:43:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, quick question about this, and then I'll leave it alone.
What was your first recation to the CL links I did on OathMeal, seriously?
AND NOW...
I saw Jeebus on TV once, and he told me to send him 1 million dollars.
I didn't have it, so I sent an IOU.
Well, I forgot about the IOU, and in the past 4 months, I've had 6 wives die.
Is that normal?
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-11-11 03:28:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One of the voices in my head tell me he's Jesus. I hope that's not the case, because that would mean Jesus likes to make snuff films. Then again, that would be the perfect justification for all those snuf films I made last year. "I was on a mission from God!!!"
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:51:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus ran over my dogma with his karma.
BAM.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus stole my religion.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-09 02:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was me dressed as Jesus.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-08 16:29:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus stole my crack.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus stole my hubcaps.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-05 19:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I found him first but told him to keep hiding so you'd feel special.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-11-05 12:15:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I found Jesus. He really sucks at hiding.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-03 08:59:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YAARRRRRR!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-02 17:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have that exact conversation with my griffin EVERY DAY.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:06:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate you...
OK I LOVE YOU! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-01 13:31:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My afternoon class is cancelled today!
I'm going to stay home and masturbate to old videos of women's figure skating!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-31 15:39:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You are NOT the last man standing...
I'm only leaning against the wall, but I'm still on two feet!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-29 13:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It looks like I'm the last man standing.
Where's my million dollars?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-28 03:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to rape Yadier Molina in the face.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-28 03:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rape
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-27 04:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I WAS JUST RAPED.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-25 02:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I brought the pain with my post and won!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-24 20:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think my big bad post last year was something like 5100 words, and that fucker was looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-23 12:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MWA HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-23 02:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mine has grown to over 4,000 words.
No point in stopping it now!
GROW MY BEAST! GROW!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-22 19:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's Sunday, right?
WTF is up with no UM4 posts yet?
Normally there would be 2 or 3 out that would be getting ripped to shit right now.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-22 16:14:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dammit stevie, PLZ POST AGEEN I LURVEZ UR STUFFS LOLOLOL!!!1! KK?? KK!!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-10-22 14:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JesuCristo, hombre. Bad night?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-22 01:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK YOU ALL GO GET RAPED BY DOGS I HATE ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIEDIDIDEDIDEIEDIDEIEDIDIDDIEDDEIDEIDEIDECIDEIDEIDI
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-21 16:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I bled like a man, with my rippling muscles and rockstar good looks.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-21 03:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you harm yourself yesterday?
Did you bleed?
Did you save it in a vail for me?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-20 02:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love myself today.
Not like yesterday.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-19 20:01:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry.
I love you, Stevie.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-10-18 11:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I _actually_ had an UM dream last night, in which from all my complaining about forfeits, I was entered into the contest in place of one of the forfeits... Only, I didn't know, so when the results came in for round 3... I was a forfeit! My title sucked though (in my dream), it was some word that I'd never heard of before.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-18 02:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JESUS CHRIST DOES MY TITLE SUCK!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-16 02:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't bring your hate here.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-15 23:46:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
boooooooooooooooooooooooooo
hiiiiiiiissssssssssssssss
Sorry.
Foul mood.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-10-14 19:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yaaaya!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-14 14:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yippppeee!
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-10-14 14:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
w00t!!!!1111!!!!oneone!!!!11
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-13 12:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woo
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-13 12:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking hell...
Both rounds I've been put up against posts that have been called "The Best of the Round" and "Just simply amazing"
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT...
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-10-13 00:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Vote for the better of the two entries in:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/94365
Hint: it might be the forfeit
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-10-13 00:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I propose the following for UM5:
1. Go back to the single-elimination bracket-system
2. Reduce the number of participants to 32.
* It will filter out the pretenders; the entries will be better
* It will reduce the overall number of entries, increasing voter participation
3. Allow the top 8 finishers of UM4 automatic places
4. For the remaining 24 bracket spots, use the format of Photoshop competitions
* The title of the UM-entry competition is announced 2-3 weeks prior to UM5
* The best 24 scores are given a bracket location
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-10-11 23:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know how to make the pain stop.
Hint: It begins with an 's' and ends in 'uicide'.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-10 02:10:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My entry is too close and I'm going to spend all week worrying about it and crying at night only to lose because I CAN'T PROOFREAD OR WRITE ENDINGS.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-10-10 00:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So... many... forfeits. Now I definitely have to enter next time. I've only written one post that would be UM-worthy (in my opinion), The Game of Life. That's what I would submit for my "Example."
Just day-dreamin' of one day being in the contest. Is it sad that I pay more attention to this than any sport out there? Don't answer that.
The point I'm trying to make is, everyone should read Universal Loathing, Entry 2. It is ridiculously awesome.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just posted mine, and now I wait.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-08 22:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have something but it's shit.
*Weeps*
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-08 20:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm up shit creek right now...
I have 4 semi-decent starter stories, and now I'm sitting and waiting for something to pop int my head that'll make one of them real good.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-10-06 23:00:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I so want to do ubermadness next time. God it looks fun. The problem is getting in... I would have to campaign on the re-16 board, and start posting... if only I had any ideas.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-06 16:42:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really need to start writing or else I'll end up throwing something together at the last minute and get blown out of the water.
God I love corn.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-06 02:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Clawhammer #1 was me.
I got killed.
And they locked out the holy wazza???
WTFLCOPTER?
Submitted by Defect (user info) at 2006-10-04 20:57:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just happened to come across this 2 hours after Wazza did.
Google image search for AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2003/2003-11/20-jackson-inside3.jpg
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-10-04 18:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Wazza is back . they had me locked out there for a while.
Everybody loves somebody sometimes.ha ha ha ha ha enjoy .
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-03 20:30:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
No one loves Steve anymore...
--------
I still love you!!! Whether you want it to be in a hetro way, or a ghey butsecks kinda way, I'll let you decide....
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-03 20:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No one loves Steve anymore...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-02 04:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no more work.
no more.
pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaseeeeeeeeee.
i am n.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-30 14:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
.........kooooooooo m oi -0n 0
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-09-30 07:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-30 02:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Amateur. Entry Two.
Rock on.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-29 21:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
which ones did you guys write?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-29 21:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
200,054 hits.
YAY MUTHAFUNKA!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-29 02:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm so proud they used my title idea (A Different Kind of Death). Both of the entries sucked, however, rendering it useless.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-28 18:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WAZZA DOES CARE!
HOW DARE YOU!
HE'S JUST UP ON A MOUNTAIN, MAKING STONE TABLETS, WAITiNG FOR SOMEONE HERE TO WORSHIP A GOLDEN EMU!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-28 12:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sooooooo sleepy.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-27 03:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO LIFE NO LIFE NO LIFE
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-09-27 03:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Still going eh guys? Time to get a life Steve and Jay. Wazza doesnt even care anymore.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-26 22:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<sigh> There are too many to keep up with now. I liked it when I could track each one.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's Mr. "Whines Like a Bitch" 28 to you.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm getting HAMMERED, as expected.
Oh, and I know it's not much to you Mr. Number 29 on the MVA, but I'm only 300 hits from 200K!
WOOO!
YAY!
I'm crossing the new bar!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-26 11:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's obvious I never keep my word.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-26 11:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
However, I do enjoy how we're letting everyone down with how crappy out matchup was.
I always love shooting below expectations.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-26 11:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just to repeat myself, if I lose to THAT story, I'm quitting the contest.
I don't CARE if it's double-knockout.
Come the fuck on.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-25 22:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
arrrrrrrrggggggggggg
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-25 20:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm now at about 1500 with my title.
And I can assure you it will fucking LOSE.
It's stupid.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-25 03:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My opponent STILL hasnt posted.
ME HATES HIM.
In all probablity, it's just delaying my invevitable loss, but STILL GODAMMIT.
I AM THE WORST FROGGER PLAYER EVER!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-25 02:34:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ecstacy
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-25 02:33:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Entry 2 in Bleeding Red Ecstacsy really took my mind for a trip. I think I get it now though.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-24 14:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHY WON'T MY OPPONENT POST??????
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-23 19:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wrote 2,300 words and my title is effin' retarded.
Clearly, I just wrote my name over and over again.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-23 19:29:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stevie, dude, I can't get past 300-400 word with my title.
When you see it, trust me you'll say "Holy shit, that title sucks"
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-23 18:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My UberMadness post SUCKS.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jag är mycket trött...
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-22 03:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LOOK HOW EARLY I AM UP!
3:30!
PM? Really?
Damn.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOOK HOW EARLY I AM AWAKE!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-17 15:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dammit.
If I posted more I'd just be rocketing up the charts.
In other news, I'm in my underwear right now.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-17 10:54:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stevie passes CBG for 29th!
PARTY AT STEVIES!
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-09-16 22:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-16 20:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I eats me spinach alls da time, and alls I ever gets is da runs and some serious intestinal crampings.
Popeye's last words.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-16 14:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sure thing, dude.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-16 01:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops, I ate spinach today. Remember guys, make sure this goes on my tombstone. My family will be cool with it, just tell them I said it was okay.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-15 20:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-15 02:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wished wished wished wiesh wjedwhdudj
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-15 01:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sleep is comin at me, what the hell man... time to crash for the night.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-09-14 00:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Am I the only one who's ever converted someone to Satanism because I was bored one day, and wanted to see if I really could?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-13 16:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm sooooo sleepy.
ZzZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZzzz
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-12 18:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I betcha the asian check and the blonde had some NASTY lesbo scenes with Capn Planet walking off in the corner.
Why do you think he wore gloves? Hides the green hair on his palms.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST POST EVAR!!!
Submitted by ugoat (user info) at 2006-09-11 15:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
but whom came at you and why?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-09 18:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We should burn him at the stake.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-09 02:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That heart guy was a cocksucker.
I mean, he was from Africa and shit, but did he ever donate his clothes to his village?
Fuck no.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-08 23:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wazza, I give you thanks. I dodged two bullets this week; there's definitely someone watchin' over me.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-08 13:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yippee
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-09-06 23:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damnit. Now I have a bunch of old Earth Wind & Fire songs stuck in my head. :(
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-06 22:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wind! Water! Earth! Heart! Fire!
Everyone knows the 'heart' guy was useless.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-06 19:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I ate a bagel with cream cheese but it was Philly brand.
Is that OKAY WITH YOU??? HUH? HUH??!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 13:15:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just ate a bagel.
With cream cheese.
That was NOT Philly brand.
The horror...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-06 12:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dodadodadodadoo
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That might have a small something to do with it, I'd think...
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-09-04 23:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SO DO MINE! Think it might have to do with the fact that one of my toenails is green?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-04 16:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My feet hurt
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-04 02:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-09-03 20:40:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Jaypig thinks he's so cute and funny by obsessing over this post, but in reality all he has done is suck every last drop of humor from it. You're not cute, you stupid fat fuck. Get off this post and quit ruining the humor.
___________________________________________
Does your mother know you make fun of people and call them names? Like I said elsewhere,
when I think of you, the only thing that wiggles is my gorge.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-04 01:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Wiggles, if anyone cared about your opinions, we'd ask the nurse at the desk of your assisted living home to get you a crayon to write them down.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-09-03 21:44:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
God I hate you, Jaypig.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-09-03 20:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jaypig thinks he's so cute and funny by obsessing over this post, but in reality all he has done is suck every last drop of humor from it. You're not cute, you stupid fat fuck. Get off this post and quit ruining the humor.
Submitted by U927 (user info) at 2006-09-03 20:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Penile Implants for $500, Trebek.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-09-03 18:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"derp"
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2006-09-03 16:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How does this have more reviews than the Neverending Thread??
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-03 16:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is so amazingly lame
Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2006-09-03 16:01:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-03 08:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm crazy tired is what I am. :-) I'm the only manager this weekend at the hotel and I'm sleeping here tonight in case of any problems with the 2 new folks on shift in the morning.
Let me put it this way, if I was hiring, I wouldn't have hired either of these two as life-preserver test dummies.
One of them can't figure out "stripe in front" on the credit card reader, and the other lady is soooooooooooo damn annoying, guests have actually walked away from her in mid-conversation when she said for the umpteenth time "Oh, that reminds me of a situation I was in when I was younger" and she's in her 50's.
*sigh*
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-09-03 08:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're crazy Jay.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-03 04:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
44213 is the post number, Ash.
That's why 88426 was so important. It's 44213x2.
And, did you know that 4+4-2-1-3=2?
And that 2 is half 4, one more than 1 and one less than 3?
Don't you get it?
It's all CONNECTED man!
Ohm wazza padme ohm
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-03 04:42:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
what is the significance of 44213? Tell me and I'll be back in four months to see your answer.
Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-09-03 03:23:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-03 02:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We only need 39000 more reviews.
I mean, it's just BARELY less than 8 times what we have.
I say we try for it, no matter what.
Christians try to attain heaven, we try to attain 44213 reviews.
It's a quest from God Wazza.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-03 02:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I feel I must do this.
it is my duty.
Goodbye $1, I barely knew thee...
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-02 16:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We must petition to open this post to the public, once and for all.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-02 14:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If we all put our alls in to it, we'd might get there in like five years. However, if this were still open to the public, we'd get more.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-02 06:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(For the first time) In English:
What the hell, man. If they are coming at you, it must means that they want something; it's better than you look after them and care for them, than they get left on the street. Uh?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-01 21:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Does anyone think we might ever reach 44213 reviews?
And if we do, is that when the bell will toll? The horn will sound? The dog will meow?
Is that when the rapture begins?
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-08-31 01:21:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hatway hetay ellhay anmay fiay heytay reaay omincay taay ouyay , eansmay heyta antway omthinsay ,oremay etterbay ouyay ooklay fteraay hemtay ndaay arecay orfay hemtay ,hantay heytay etgay noay hetay treetsay huay?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-30 21:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In Swedish (i'm too lazy to fix the obvious errors but I've been staring at this shit all day and I don't give a fuck right now):
Vad helveten besätta om de er komme på du, medel de nöd något, mer bättre du blick efter dem och bekymmer sig om de, än vad som de komma på gåtan uh?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-30 20:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I was number 2500.
Anyway, re 16 y/olds in German:
Was bedeutet der Höllenmann, wenn sie an Sie kommen, dass sie etwas mehr besser Sie wollen, schauen an nachdem sie und Sorge für sie als sie erhalten auf der Straße uh?
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AND BY POST I OBVIOUSLY MEAN REVIEW BECAUSE IT CAN BE TAKEN IN MULTIPLE WAYS
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*ORGASM* OH GOD POST 5000 IS MINE. WHAT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT!
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:14:22 EDT (#)
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WAIT FOR IT!!!
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:14:04 EDT (#)
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oooooooh
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:13:30 EDT (#)
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Wait for it...
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:13:16 EDT (#)
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CAN YA TASTE IT?
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh boy oh boy
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're gonna need it
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Please whip out the apparatus
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:12:00 EDT (#)
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Yay penis
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:11:44 EDT (#)
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; )
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:11:25 EDT (#)
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Woooo 10 more
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:10:42 EDT (#)
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!!!
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:08:52 EDT (#)
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5000
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:08:30 EDT (#)
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Number
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Review
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:08:04 EDT (#)
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That
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:07:50 EDT (#)
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Is
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:07:24 EDT (#)
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Street
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:07:06 EDT (#)
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The
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:06:48 EDT (#)
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On
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Word
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the hell man!!!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-08-30 00:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wazza's message helped a homeless man today. Normally, I don't give money to hobo's, but one of them approached me, and in spite of myself I thought "what the hell man..." and I gave him a dollar. The greatness of Wazza knows no bounds.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-29 22:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stinky McStinkerson
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-29 20:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I repeated this to myself over and over as I stood upon a great rock, and peace and calm washed over me, not unlike a good shower.
Speaking of showers...
I stink.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-29 15:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We can all dream.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-08-29 02:38:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stevie, I wouldn't worry. Now I'm not saying everything you produce is gold (I _still_ don't understand that planet series you did, but apparently everyone else liked it)... but damn, 'Learning About Goodbye' is one of the greatest works uber has ever seen, and I still remember reading 'A Face in the Crowd' and being pretty floored. However if it comes down to you and Wazza, well, you're only human. Speaking of which, how cool would that be if Wazza joined UM4! I could just see it coming down to the final round, Wazza versus Jack McCallum, and Wazza busting out a re 15 y/olds that would just end the competition right then and there <sigh>
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-28 19:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I don't get into UberMadness I'm going to spend all my nights crying on this post.
Submitted by delboy (user info) at 2006-08-28 18:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All your bases are belong to us
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-08-28 16:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have made my yearly visit to Uber Mecca. I offer a 16 y/old linkwhore as a gift to Wazza:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91260
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-27 18:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There is always something beyond what we see.
Live in the moment but expect that moment to not exist beyond the instance for which that moment will never come again.
My eyes hurt and I'm all farty.
I sleep too much.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-08-27 13:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just when I thought this post couldn't enlighten me MORE....
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-08-26 20:20:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am of the belief that the scriptures aren't meant to be taken literally. The '16 y/old' referenced in Wazza 1:1 is meant to signify all things good. For instance, a cheeseburger was comin at me today and I said "what that hell man" and ate it, because it was more better to give it a warm place to stay than to let it get in the trash can uh? I think that's the message he's trying to convey, the big picture if you will.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-08-26 03:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-08-25 21:35:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
WWWD
--------
This would guide me VERY well if I had a 16 y/old at my disposal. Unfortunately I don't. WAAAH!!!!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-08-25 21:35:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WWWD
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-25 12:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because he sucked?
Why oh why did Detroit trade for him?
Why wasn't I wearing pants when the hot mailgirl knocked at my door?
*weeps*
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-25 04:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uwe KRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPP!!!!
how the hell did Beezer give up THAT goal?
A fucking lazy slapshot from the left side of the blue line?
From a guy who'd played damn near 60 minutes of hockey that night?
KRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-08-24 02:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOW DARE YOU INSULT WAZZA BY COMPARING HIM TO JESUS!?!?!?!?!? Shame on you...
Oh, and hooray for the Scott Mellanby rat-trick!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-08-24 00:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Wazza, thank you for this beautiful day... and for the good dinner I ate tonight... amen.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-23 16:49:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was the year with the rats on the ice.
Good times.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-08-22 22:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm watching hockey from 1996. More specificially game 4 of the 96' Cup finals. God I loved Vanbiesbrouck back in the day.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-22 17:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm watching hockey from 2000!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-08-21 00:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"...should have ducked"
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-08-20 23:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A nun walks into a bar, the bartender says
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-08-20 18:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had a dream that I got on an elevator, and the music cut off, and in it's place, some guy just kept saying "what the hell man..." over and over again. Then I got out and was immediately accosted by a bunch of scientologists.
SUCK ON THAT, FREUD!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-20 14:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-08-05 22:00:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
mc hammer approves this post
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If mc hammer approves of this post, then it's good enough for me.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-20 03:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What about Phat Girlz?
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-08-20 00:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Assholy loses. uh that was fun.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-08-19 18:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOORAY!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-19 03:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What are you talking about? I loved that movie. I want to live in that movie fo'ever and ever.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-08-18 22:13:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the fifth element. lots of people liked that movie. i did not.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-18 16:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-18 05:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Forces of Nature.
God I hated that movie. However, not a musical. Thus, better but not by a lot.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-08-17 23:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's play a game to pass the time. I'll name a movie to get it starting. Each reply is to contain a _slightly_ better movie. It has to be better, but don't make it too much better or we'll reach the best movie too quickly, see. To leave lots of room for slightly better movies, it is my job to start with a really, really awful movie. It is without further ado that I start with...
From Justin to Kelly
Oh and... to make it interesting, you lose if you name a movie that is better by a big margin (to be determined by the panel), or worse (again, the panel). The only way to survive is to name one slightly better. Okay... Go!
The panel is just a majority of the people who regularly review this. Okay... now go!
<crickets>
guys?
...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This just passed 40K hits!
AGAIN!
WOOOO!!!!!!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-16 22:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Shanny.
My bad.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-16 03:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
woo?
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-08-16 00:55:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some wars are not meant to be won.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-08-15 23:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If my raging addiction to asian porn was terrorism, I'd have just won the war against it. WHOO!!!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-15 16:20:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Suck it, Trebek.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-15 04:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go home, dad, you're drunk.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-15 04:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-14 03:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nah, that was Shanahan.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-14 01:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wasn't Steve in Me, Myself & Irene?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-14 01:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I watched the Rage: Carrie 2 the other night because one of the actors looked kinda-maybe-sorta like Steve Yzerman.
I think I'm going crazy.
That movie was fucking stupid.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-13 00:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO00000OOOOOON!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-12 18:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Merp merpy merp merp
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-12 15:53:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
woooo
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-12 02:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF I'm not reading all that!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-08-10 12:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Or super-aids. Super-aids is fun.
Wait. No it isn't. Pretend I didn't say that.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-08-09 23:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just do a story about your trip to the zoo; those are always fun.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-09 16:15:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I need to post something but I don't know what.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-09 09:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yo.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-07 07:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The one with the knife is the one with the beard.
the one in the beret is one on it's own.
My fave is the one wihere he's wearing shity replica masonic rings.
And he's still annoying me.
Thank god I have two days off coming up.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-07 03:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm soooo sleepy.
:-D
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-08-06 14:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MAKE THE MIND GNOMES STOP ACCOSTING ME! :(
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-06 11:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been ignoring that guy for months.
However, since the Edmonton Trasit System (ETS) is written on every bus in this city, I think about ETS ALMOST EVERY DAY.
So whenever I see a bus, I think about that picture of him in the hat with the knife. That may have been two different pictures, but in my mind it's one. And it's on every bus in Edmonton.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-06 04:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ya know, ETS is fucking annoying me again..
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-08-05 22:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mc hammer approves this post
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-04 22:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:-)
Hi Melvin.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-08-03 23:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell man, who do you think B-team is?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-03 22:49:38 EDT (#)
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Alright, I got *1* team to sign up from here?
Damn it people, just SIGN UP AND I PROMISE YOU I WILL SEND YOU ALL A RELIC OF WAZZA!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-08-03 22:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damnit! Now I've got "Dance Hall Days" stuck in my head...
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-08-03 21:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell man, what if they aren't comin at you, then what? <sigh>
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-03 16:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I listened to that song for a half an hour the other day.
And I danced.
DANCED DANCED DANCED
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-02 02:55:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You broke my heart
because I couldn't dance
You didn't even want me around
And now I'm back
to let you know
I can really
shake them down
Do love me (I can really move)
Do you love me (Now I'm in the groove)
Do you love me (do you love me)
Now that I can dance?
Watch me now!!
work, work
work it out baby
work, work
You driving me crazy
work, work
with a little bit of soul now
Well I can mash potato (mash potato)
I can do the twist (do the twist)
And then funky, funky chicken (funky, funky chiken)
Well do you like me like this (do you like me like this)
Tell me, tell me, tell me
[2 times]
Well do you love me (do you love me)
Do you love me (do you love me)
Do you love me (do you love me)
Now that I can dance
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-08-01 22:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-01 03:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*barf*
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-07-31 10:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Trying IS the first step to failure...
Then again, when everyone knows you're a failure already, you don't really have anything to lose.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-31 05:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
C'mon, Stevie. Join man!
I got 7 teams, i need 5 more.
With you, I only need 4!
Then we can make up some hookers names and we're set!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-30 16:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I join, I know I'll lose. I lose at everything.
The lesson is never try.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-30 06:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
woooo!!!!
Also, why is Fuzie the ONLY OTHER PERSON HERE BESIDES ME in the spectacularrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Ubersite Fantasy Football 2006 league?
huh?
Huh?
HUh?
HUH???????
League ID Number: 197663
League Password: re16yolds
League ID Number: 197663
League Password: re16yolds
League ID Number: 197663
League Password: re16yolds
League ID Number: 197663
League Password: re16yolds
League ID Number: 197663
League Password: re16yolds
League ID Number: 197663
League Password: re16yolds
League ID Number: 197663
League Password: re16yolds
JOIN IT DAMN YOU ALL!
JOIN LIKE YOUR LIVES DEPENDED ON IT, BECAUSE THEY DO!
IF YOU DO NOT JOIN, I WILL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE, KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP PUT YOU IN A FREEZER, TRAIN A CHIMP TO TAKE YOUR PLACE IN LIFE SO NO ONE NOTICES YOU'RE GONE, HACK YOUR EMAIL, SIGN YOU UP AND DRAFT YOU A SHITTY TEAM THAT WILL GET DESTROYED SO THAT EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE DEAD, YOU WILL BE RIDICULED BY MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WHO WILL GO 'HAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT HE SHITTY TEAM THAT GUY DRAFTED AND GOT BEATEN WITH'!!!
Um... Or something like that...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-30 03:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jihad?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-30 02:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-30 02:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DERKA
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-30 02:59:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
derka
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-07-29 11:46:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nurrrrrr.....
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-29 01:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seventh
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish I crashed studies of planes...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Derp
Derp
Derp
I wish I studied plane crashes.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-27 22:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just randomly blurt out "Have you seen my Hopkin Green frog?" while driving and listening to the radio.
It actually makes a good chorus in Dani California.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-27 03:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've started to end most of my conversations with PS I'll find my frog.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-26 20:13:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have no reason why Hopkin is still damn funny, but it is...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-26 20:13:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
IF YOU LOOK MY FROG AND FIND HIM HIS NAME IS HOPKIN PLEASE HELP!!!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-07-26 16:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IF I LOOKING FOR FROG, HIM NAME IS HOPKIN GREEN FROG
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-26 05:10:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAVE YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY SEEN MY FROG???
HIM NAME IS HOPKIN GREEN FROG
?????
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-26 03:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
119 reviews to make 5000.
Who had 4000, does anyone remember?
Oh, and I like to play "Copa Cabana" on the accordion, does that make me a nerd?
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-07-26 00:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dayum. We could be at 5000 by nightfall.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-25 03:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
P.S. I'll fing my frog
Who took my frog
Who found my frog
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wesley Crusher was such a douche bag.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:31:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm a huge fan of this jar of Pub Mustard my parents brought back from their trip to England.
Good shit, I tells ya.
Spicy, but not too much so, and the mustard seed isn't fully crushed, so there's a good bit of texture to it.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-24 01:57:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn I love mustard.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-24 00:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stevie!
You receive a personal blessing of hope and happyness from Wazza, and still you sigh?
My brother, do you now doubt the Dali Llama of Ubersite?
BELIEVE BROTHER STEVIE, FOR THE WAZZA LOVES YOU, AND MAKES YOUR DAY BRIGHTER WITH TIDINGS OF JOY AND PEACE, AND SENDS YOU GLORIOUS HAM SAMMITCHES WITH CHEDDAR AND PUB MUSTARD!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-23 15:30:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sigh....
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-07-23 06:34:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fight the demon depression Stevie boy,you have a heap to live for!think happy thoughts and dont let the negatives get into you,love yourself and others too.Consider the fact that you are a worthwhile human being,not up to letting shit get you down ,or into your head ,believe in yourself!.love from Wazza!!!!!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-07-23 05:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm back. And what's the first thing I do when I get back? That's right. Jack off to internet porn. Reviewing this post is 2nd.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-23 05:48:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why are you depressed, again?
Just wondering, because I'd be more than happy to drive to Edmonton and wear a thong to cheer you up.
Hey, hey now... Put down the gun, OK?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-23 03:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My crippling depression worsens everyday!
Woooo!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-23 03:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nah, people just hate that which is superior.
I keep telling myself that...
Then the busdriver makes me put my helmet back on...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-23 02:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's always opening my eyes
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-07-22 23:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-15 21:45:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
wtf I'm not reading all that
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<sigh> If he had actually read Wazza's message he would understand everything there is to know.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-22 01:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
People hate what they don't understand?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-21 19:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ya know, I really should keep a tally of people on Uber who have a boner for me.
I swear to God I may not have as many in total as Shlongy, but I have more current ones than just about anyone else right now...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-20 19:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't bring your hate here.
This is a place of worship.
Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-20 19:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
jgreening is a stinky poopy fatty ugly bum bum shit ass slut bitch monkey nigger spade crook-nose hebe kyke polesmoking fucknut whackjob bitchass muthafucka cracka spic wop cunt dyke fag queer homo cum-drinking lady.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-07-20 07:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hello all ,you wouldn't believe i have been soooo fucking busy with work ,just haven't had the time to get on here,guess you are all well and reaping the benefits of life to the fullest! yesssss,
It's that time again for another post just gotta get the time to do the time.
All the very bloody best Wazzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-20 02:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus St. Awesome of St. Awesomer...
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-07-19 22:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He'll be back... unlike Jesus :\
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-19 16:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where indeed...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-07-19 14:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where's Wazza?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-18 20:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had to buy a new keyboard today because I failed in an attempt to clean my old one.
It's a silent keyboard.
I couldn't afford wireless but now I wish I had sprung for it....just to see how far away I could type from.
And that was my day.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-18 15:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Remember to review when you come back or else you'll be cursed by the ghost of Barbaro.
His future ghost, I mean.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-07-18 08:56:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm leaving town for a week in about 20 minutes, so I thought I'd get one more review in here. Yeah.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-18 03:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
har har har peenered
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was driving home from my parent's house on Sunday night and I heard a radio show talking about WWE.
I didn't know whether to laugh, cry or crash my car and end it all.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-17 06:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think XPac is now trying to be a part of a made-for-TV fed for MTV...
It's pretty damn sad, if ya ask me.
Which you did.
So I answered.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-17 03:56:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know that scene in Titanic where all the band members start playing one by one on the deck?
That scene always stabs me right in the heart.
Fuck that movie.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-17 02:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Somedays...
Somedays just suck.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-16 05:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He's the leader of DX.
Better watch out or he'll chop his crotch at you.
Where's X-Pac? Why didn't he come back...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-16 04:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This guy is such a polesmoker.
He gets physically angry with me when I -2 a post of his.
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Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-15 21:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wtf I'm not reading all that
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-07-15 16:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got a free hat yesterday... <keanu>Whoa</keanu>
That's spooky.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-15 16:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAT
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-15 02:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate going to work.
I hate coming home.
I hate...
I am hat.
That's right.
Hat.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-07-15 01:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If it wasn't for Wazza I don't know where I'd be. Thanks Wazza.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-14 18:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WAZZA!!!
You said you'll be posting soon!
PRAISE BE!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-13 15:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss you Wazza!
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-07-13 07:30:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Soon coming is an abstract from "The Bastard From the Bush".goodnight boys .
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-12 23:05:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet!
I'm trying to get someone in England to send me a Man U Christiano Ronoldo jersey before they're all burned in efegy.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-12 17:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good news!
I got my Zetterberg jersey!
AWESOME!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-07-12 01:47:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Surely I jest! Goodnight Wazza. Goodnight uber.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-07-12 01:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd be hurt too if my family stole anything of mine... Zing!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-07-11 19:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The shame I felt when I realized how long it had been since my last review was greater than the shame I felt when gay porno mags under my brothers bed. It was almost unbearable.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-11 02:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hurts, don't it?
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-07-11 00:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't reviewed this for like, 3 days. That needs to not happen again.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-10 14:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yarg.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-08 15:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Joe and Stevie are two of the good guys.
I respect Joe. If he passes (or at least ties) Stevie for longest serving Captain...I won't mind that much.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-08 11:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think you cna get those on DVD yet, Stevie.
And Joe will never.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER...
I FUCKING SAID EVER!!!
sign with another team.
He's been in the Quebec/Colorado system his entire career. He's won 2 cups here. Twice he's taken less than market value to stay here.
He knows that when he retires...
AS AN AV!
He will go down as the best player in the NOrdiques/Avalance history.
And if he can stick around another, what, 2 seasons, he'll tie Stevie Y for the longest captaincy in NHL history?
We'll never lose him, and he will retire an Av.
Fuckers.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-07-08 03:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know if I'll ever be able to stop reviewing this. It's like crack, only better.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-07 18:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not everyone is perfect.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-07-07 04:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BLASPHEMY!!!
I still love you. :)
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-07-07 02:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate hockey.
There, I said it.
<ducks>
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-06 15:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wazza always speaks the truth.
If Joe signs with Vancouver than two of Peter Forsberg's ex-boyfriends will be playing on the same team. CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT!
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-06 15:03:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jgreening,
Burnaby Joe will sign a big contract next year with a team like Vancover and carry them to the final
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-07-06 14:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MY MIND HAS BEEN FICKING DEEP-IFIED!
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-07-06 04:57:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where onions are found,also violets will be.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-05 16:11:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God Damn Shanahan.
God Damn him to HELL!
Jay, did you see ESPN The Season a few years back when they followed the Avs? Dija see Joe Sakic's halloween costume? They followed the Wings the year before. Can you get those on DVD ANYWHERE?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-04 16:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
har har weeps
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-04 07:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was kidding Stevie!
Seriously, I actually really did like Yzerman.
Hated Federov.
And Draper.
And whatever goalie thought he had the stones to fight St. Patrick.
And Scotty Bowman.
But I loved Yzerman.
And yes, this is more than likely the last year for Super Joe, too.
*sigh*
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-04 02:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Joe Sakic hasn't got much left either there, bub.
Don't get me wrong, I love the guy. But if you wanna talk shit about my captain I will break your captain's legs and leave him for dead in a mass grave in Croatia.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-04 00:46:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stevie, if it's any consolation.
I, Jay Peg, an Avs fan, am also sad that Yzerman is retiring.
Because we weren't able to hit him hard enough to crap his depends.
I kid, I kid.
We did hit him that hard.
Sorry.
I love Yzerman. One of the few "right" guys in hockey.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-03 14:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*weeps*
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-03 01:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*weeping in advance of tomorrow's Yzerman press conference*
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-07-02 15:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wanted to get a 'Satan 666' jersey, but stupid nhl.com wouldn't let me get 3 numbers on the back. Fuckers.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-02 13:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good times.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-02 07:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I am going to order a shirt sleeve white Rooney England footie kit.
Does that sound British?
A white Rooney England footie kit?
I'm working on it...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-30 16:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I ordered a Zetterberg Sweden jersey.
And they effin' cancelled it.
I'm gonna phone them next week after I get my credit card statement and proof that they charged me for something I'm not going to get.
*weeps*
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-30 16:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well Stevie, what jersey do you want?
Huh?
HUH?
ANSWER ME!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-30 15:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-30 03:04:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still pissed off at NHL.com
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-30 03:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still pissed off at NHL.com
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-28 14:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking NHL.com can't get me the jersey I wanted.
And they said they didn't charge my credit card BUT THEY DID charge my credit card!
And I'm hungry!
ARG!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-28 03:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGg
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:44:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm rooting for Ukraine and Italy. At least one of my teams will make it to the next round. That's the only way I can look at it.
I hope Germany kicks the piss out of Argentina because I hate them.
Guess I'm cheering for England too. But I love it when Portugal wins. There are these crazy guys that drive around honking and waving flags. Happened during Euro and now World Cup. It's funny because most rednecks have no idea what's going on.
I know Brazil is probably going to win this whole thing but I just hate them. Just like Argentina.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-27 07:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am now rooting for England.
You know, home of my great great great great grandpa and all.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-06-26 22:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yo.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:46:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was rooting for Italy.
Woot.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-06-26 13:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin' Italy won today. Booooooo! I bet Wazza was rooting for Australia.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-26 00:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahaha
Awesome
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-06-25 20:49:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Me and my buddy soooooo totally got Bernie Federko to sign a Red Wings jersey. It put a big smile on my face.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-25 06:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know, it's sad...
I've never actually sat through the ENTIRE movie.
Ill see it on TV, watch it, but it always runs longer than the time I have...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-25 01:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Groundhog Day is my favourite movie.
It reminds me of my life.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-24 21:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I remember being that busy.
Up until 2 years ago, I felt like shit if I didn't work about 65-70 hour a week.
Held 2-3 jobs to make sure I was always working.
It was pathetic.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-24 17:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When I was in school, I'd work 4-midnight four days a week, have my newspaper on Tuesday and Sundays, have hockey Friday and Saturday...combine that with having to do my assignments and go to school from 8 a.m. until 4 p.m. five days a weeek...
God I miss being that busy.
I didn't need sleep then. Just ran on slurpees and coffee.
GO PRE-DRAFT SLURPEE, WOO!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-24 16:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I havd 2 7a-3p shifts, a single 3p-11p and two audit shifts, 11p-7a.
Try sleeping around that.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-24 02:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just can't sleep in summer at all. I end up staying up all night playing NHL 2005 and eventually crashing at 8 a.m.
Fucking hell.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-23 23:18:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Man... We had 90-100 for 16 straight days in June, which is fucking unheard of.
And then, since Wednesday, the first day of Summer, we've been in the low 80's.
Dubbya
Tee
Hef...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-23 07:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't fucking sleep.
Fuck you summer.
Fuck you in the ear.
Too hot for sleep.
Fucking hell.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-23 00:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I care.
I was just at work...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-22 15:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOO NHL AWARDS TONIGHT!!!!
WOOOOO!!!
WOOOO!!!
...nobody cares but me...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-22 02:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's the Sox and that's it in this guy at work's mind. Indians are below .500 right now, so we'll see.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-22 02:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But the Tiger's DON'T have an easy division.
Indins and White Sox are both very good.
True, true, the Royals are in that division... But that's not the point. :-)
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-22 02:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now people can bitch that, like the Red Wings, the Tigers have an easy division!
w00t!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-21 15:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now I can focus solely on baseball.
And my Rockies are still over .500! w00t!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-21 15:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yah! All the winter sports are over!
Woot!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-19 16:19:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've tried reviewing this for luck before...
One more time.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-18 03:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in Edmonton.
Thus, the Oilers are the cause of all my miseries.
Fuck Chris Pronger in the ear. HIS HEAD IS TOO SMALL FOR HIS BODY. FUCK.
Still, I've managed to reason that this will be my only chance to see a cup parade. So I may have to budge on my steadfast anti-bandwagon stance.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-06-18 00:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm no Canuck! :p I just really hate Chris Pronger. The prospect of him hoisting the Cup is enough to turn any blues fan into an alcoholic.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-18 00:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But now it's 3 3 going back to Carolina for game 7!
You Canuckleheads should be bleeding orange and blue right about now, thinking that you'll get the Cup back on native soil for the first time since what, 1993 or something?
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-06-17 22:04:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry. I've been drinking myself stupid ever since the Cup finals started. I haven't been in a reviewing sort of state for a while now.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-16 23:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And now almost 24 hours???
WHAT HAPPENED TO STEVIE???
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-15 23:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
C'mon now, 2 DAYS without a review?
Jesus, people, is Mecca drying up or something?`
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm somewhat awesome.
Not like "holy shit, he's fucking AWESOME" awesome.
More like "I was in some awe over him" awesome.
So I'm not really awesome, I'm someawe.
Fuck yeah, man.
Fuck.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-06-13 12:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whenever I start thinking that I'm awesome, people will remind me that I cry for half an hour after I have sex, then I realize that really not.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-13 02:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm so awesome sometimes
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-11 04:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YO, YO! We be in the 44213....WORD DAWG!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-10 20:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, most deifnatly, without 44213, I would have left a looooong time ago.
And I wouldn't have found anything to make me stay.
Shit, i went 3 months without a post, and only reviewed this twice in that time.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-06-10 17:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The problem is, re 16 y/olds would never die a natural death. It will forever live in the minds and hearts of Uber users.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-06-10 14:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The bigger the cushion
The sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband
The deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-10 02:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Without this, I would've lost interest in Uber almost all together.
It's true that I would've probably found something else to keep me here, but this is the glue.
That doesn't make sense.
I don't make sense.
*sigh*
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-09 19:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ax, sadly the reason is me.
I kept this post over 400 on Most heated almost single handed (and walleted) for nearly 2 weeks.
I shit you not, I spent 30 bucks in 2 weeks on the uberBoard.
At least he still lets us review, we could be the NET, you know.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-09 19:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This an open letter to the users off this most demorcratic site at least that is how it is put up.
Dont take it as a cry and a whinge ,because it is not!
I just wonder why Mr. Bart pulled the post re 16y/olds from the system ? especially when it is harmless smutless ,porno free and contains no denegration of any ubersite user.
Quite unlike some of the shit that has been bandied about off late on ubersite.
IN ALL FAIRNESS and being the good fellow that all uber users know you to be Mr. Bart ,please restor re16y/olds to the system so it can die a natural death ,not murdered the way it was.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-09 19:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell man, if you look hard its hard to find the good in anything, if you look easy its easy to find some good in everything!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-09 19:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell man , its time to get off you arse and change your Destiny!!!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-09 19:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and then they asked me what i did then ?
Well i told them then she started pushin,and me beein a country bloke i pushed back and then she pushed agen and so i pushed back ,and Then , the funniest thing happened , me arse Fainted and i had the best Piss i ever haddddd,
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-09 19:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wisdom
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-09 19:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:35:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a damn good song.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-09 00:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've listened to the song 16 times now, since I downloaded it...
I fucking love the song...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-07 01:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
woot
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-06 21:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
300K?
Fuck you.
160+ here...
*sob*
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-06 20:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA
I was right.
I'm the rightest person with 300,000 hits
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-06 19:58:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GOD DAMNIT...
Stevie.
I... I must apologize...
I could have sworn it wasn't Damien Rice.
I have so much of his catalouge.
I swore I had this song.
I swore on high.
So when my laptop shit itself and died, I had to redownload everything.
ONe of the songs I downloaded was...
Damien Rice.
Volcano.
Fucking hell.........
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-06 06:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And a large slim necked vessel made of superheated sand filled with an alcoholic beverage made from sugar cane on some islands in the area around the gulf of mexico and the atlantic ocean that some have at times called the carribian.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yo ho ho
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-05 02:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yah-harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-03 23:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I quote it whenever someone acts funny.
"Did you see Jerry kicking that hobo in the knee?"
"What the hell, man, when they're comin' atcha..."
"But the hobo was sleeping."
"So?"
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-03 22:46:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I quoted it today:
Dad: That car is coming at us.
Steve: What the hell man if they're comin' at ya...
Dad: ...Get out and walk.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-06-03 22:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still quote this post to people. The akward stares make me feel special.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-03 18:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sometimes I start laughing about this post or that post for no reason.
I'VE SAID THAT BEFORE AND IT'S STILL LAME EVERY SUBSEQUENT TIME.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-03 18:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, Fuck Wizards is the greatest "rip" post, or whatever you wanna call it.
This is the overall best.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-03 14:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy fuck.
I just had a dream that Jgrenning was staying with me at my parent's house and he kept asking to use my long distance code to phone home.
AND I had a cat named Bart-Bart.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-06-03 10:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I had a post like this that people loved and camped out on even years after it was posted.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-06-03 10:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jay, I remember an infamous quote from you on the "Fuck Wizards, Gnomes get what they want...." post claiming that THAT post was in fact the greatest post ever. Make up your mind, dude.
Consistency, man, consistency!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-03 09:18:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Please baby. I havew flowers.
And candy.
And... I have Molson and poutine.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-03 06:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOUS STAY OUT THERE UNTIL I TELLS YAS TA COME BACK IN
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-03 05:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry Stevie.
I didn't mean to yell at you, baby.
Can you unlock the door now?
It's cold out here, and all I got on is mah britches.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-03 04:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um...
Unwoo?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-03 03:30:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No woo!
NOT A WOOO!
THIS IS THE BEST POST EVAR, AND SHITSTAIN HAS IT 12th!
FUCKING 12th!
Wait... Sorry...
He's not a shitstain...
Shitstains rate this #3, not #12...
I kid.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-03 03:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOoooooooo!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-03 02:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
12th?
HORSESHIT!
THIS IS THE BESTEST POST OF ALL FUCKING TIME
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:07:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nominated for best ever:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88684
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-02 06:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oy, I had to wipe my laptop, and lost all 90 hours of music.
SO.
Can y'all gimme some stuff to listen to?
Names, songs, etc?
With this wicked fast connection, I can get anything.
One song took 20 seconds.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-02 04:33:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love my cable connection here at home.
In IE, this thing loads in like, 2 seconds.
w00t
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-02 03:53:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't load this using Internet Explorer.
Fuck Internet Explorer.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-06-02 03:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it's starting to take a minute for my computer to load this post now.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-01 20:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually love cheese.
Except some cheeses.
I like Swiss cheese.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-01 14:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck cheese. It gets what it deserves
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-06-01 05:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just ate a block of cheese.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-01 03:20:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
merp a merp amerpepremrpar
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RAAA!!!!
</anger>
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THA JEWS DID IT
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
just because this still rules.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-31 02:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can watch movies at work on the work computers.
It helps that people are idiots, and don't realize a DVD reader/burner drive not only is great for storage, but PLAYS movies as well...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-30 05:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want a laptop so I can watch movies at work.
BUT ALAS.
LE POOR
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-30 05:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish I had a desktop system...
I don't *need* a laptop, it was just cheaper at the time...
Fucking hell...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-30 03:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woot
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-30 03:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to buy one when I have the monies
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-30 03:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I HAD A LAPTOP
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-30 02:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It better come back on for Project Runway.
Fucking cable.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-30 02:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH GOD! The cable is out! Oh GOD OH GOD OH GOD!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-30 02:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like cake
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-29 05:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I'm pretty sure it's not.
Unless the song is quite new, that is.
In that case, maybe.
BUT... Sadly... As if an act of Wazza, my laptop has now taken a shit.
It starts to boot, gets about 10 seconds into the windows boot, and reboots.
Getting annoyed.
Very annoyed.
And poor, if I have to buy a new one.
I'
m taking it to the shp on Tuesday.
Can't on Monday.
Memorial Day.
Damn it...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-29 05:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck Spider Solitaire. FUCK IT TO HELL
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-28 03:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I swear to God that that's the song. It's exactly how you described it.
You just don't want to admit I'm right, DO YOU?
HUH? HUH?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-27 15:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nope... Sadly.
But I do like Damien Rice,
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-27 03:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know...that song you're looking for?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-27 03:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
J, is the song Volcano by Damien Rice?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-26 23:57:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bahm I knew if it didn't break Uber, it would be slammed.
Not worried.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-05-26 21:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This deserves a +2 because I love it... but I don't want to encourage this kind of thing, as fucking hilarious as it is.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-05-26 19:46:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart even -2ed it.
Damn.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-05-26 19:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, that's a bigass fucking post, Jay.
Not going over so well, though, but then again, look at how 44213 was receieved when it was first posted.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-26 17:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-07-26 00:08:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70277
Whote
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FLIP FLOPPER
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-26 13:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
beautiful
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-26 13:23:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's GLORIOUS!
FUCKING GLORIOUS!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-26 13:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Still...
Um...
Still loading.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-26 13:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-26 13:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
88426 has arriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiived!!!!!!!!
Of course, it's taking forever to submit...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-26 07:11:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hehe
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-26 07:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I'll have corn flakes this morning.
I have a new box of Kellog's.
And milk.
BOOYAH!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-26 06:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
16 away... Gonna happen this morning.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-26 05:03:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really wanted cornflakes today. I had a dream about them. So, I had to buy them.
I should post RIGHT NOW.
Dammit. I want to keep drinking but I have to work...today. Sometimes.
fuck.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-26 04:59:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a bunch of cereal, but no milk. I was going to go to 7-11 and get milk, but then I would want cigarettes too, and I don't have enough money for both. Instead of having to choose between food or deathsticks I decided to deprive myself of both. I'm a real fucking moron.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-26 04:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cornflakes are AWESOME
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-26 03:47:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is going to sound very very VERY sad and pathetic.
I am not sleeping until it comes up.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-05-26 03:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Long time no post.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-26 02:41:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
test
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-26 02:07:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish they built a car that was powered by awesomeness. I would definitely drive one.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-26 01:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What if you're asleep when the time comes??
As someone much wiser than myself once said, OH NOES!!1
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-26 01:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's the final countdowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn
Do do do doooooooo
Du du dootdootdoo
Do do do do dooooooooooo
Do do dot dot dot dot dooooooo
Do do dooooo do doot do do doot dooooooooooo
Do do doot do, dododooooooooooooooooo
Do do do doooooooo
Du du dootdootdoo
Do do do do dooooooooooo
Do do dot dot dot dot dooooooo
Do do dooooo do doot do do doot dooooooooooo
Do do doot do, dododooooooooooooooooo
YES! EUROPE RULES ALL! THEY KICK ASIA'S ASS!
I mean, we had Europe, Asia and America. I was waiting for bands named Australia, Antarctica and Micronesia.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-26 00:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-25 20:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
31.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-25 19:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everyone get your final reviews in now! I will be pulling a copy of the page once I get home tonight!
UBER GONNA ASSPLODE!
ASSPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-25 15:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's like a comet heading towards Earth. You can't stop it. Don't even try.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-25 03:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nope. Gonna get it together when we reach 30 posts away.
It's going to be this entire post and reviews x2 plus every user info.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-24 23:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is the post "ready"?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-24 23:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I ask the same question.
I have never watched the show after the "look at THESE fucking twats" shows.
Oh, and 89 posts to go.
I'm not giddy.
Not at all.
No way, no sir.
*faint*
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-24 22:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes. Daredevil is on.
LIFE CAN'T GET ANY MORE AWESOME
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-24 22:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG TAYLOR JUST WON AMERICAN IDOL
....WHO THE FUCK IS TAYLOR????
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-24 22:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MOTHBALLS
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-24 21:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Isn't it odd that both Wazza and Ra...
End in "A"?
It's a sign, I tell yas.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-24 19:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wazza is a gift from Wazza.
And Apollo.
...the sun god, not the uber user.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-24 19:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't you mean "Thank Wazza for Wazza"
Or something like that?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-24 17:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank God for Wazza.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-24 15:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
98 posts to go!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-24 15:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WOOOOOO!
WAZZA!!!!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-24 14:06:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, that just made my day.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-24 11:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!
I can die happy now!
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-05-24 07:30:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hello Blokes, sorry i have been away for such a long time ,but couldn't drag myself away from the beautifull south pacific.Sailing is such a blast ,especially when one has a horney chick onboard.
Fuck me dead you blokes have been busy here ,and had a few blues to boot i see.
Anyway, as long as you all are enjoying yourselves,
And allways remember ,What the hell,if there comin at ya,just do it man!!!!!
Best regards WAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-24 03:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, that's about it.
Getting kinda sick of seeing my name all the time, all from one guy who has a hair up his ass about me.
For some silly reason, I keep thiniking they're all either Spahgnum or WTH, because those two are the only two who loathe me like that.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-24 02:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just can't take it anymore.
:-(
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-23 21:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know what, I've decided it's just about time to leave Uber for a while.
Take a break, a vacation.
From posting and reviewing, anyway.
I'll do it with my main account.
Plus a few more things.
The post will break Ubersite.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-23 18:58:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damnit, i found out I'm not in the Top 10 for total reviews.
Mother fucker.
I'll fix that.
I'm finding an old post, spamming the FUCK OF ALL IT UP TO MOST HEATED...
Probably tomorrow or so...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
155 away. I think it'll be like, Friday.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:08:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Merp
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-22 22:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy fuck I'm third? Talk about having nothing to do at work!
Submitted by Mister (user info) at 2006-05-22 21:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I ask that my totals be given an asterisk, please.
Serious.
Super Review Day was something like 400 reviews for me.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-22 21:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, no problem. Here are the new totals btw:
1. jgreening 1264
2. stevie_says 996
3. Confuzitron 266
4. Jarvis 198
5. Serious_Melvin 188
6. a_reader 183
7. Wazza 149
(etc etc etc)
Submitted by Mister (user info) at 2006-05-22 21:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
workin?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-22 21:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
THAT'S RIGHT!
Sooooooooooooooooooosososososososo sorry Melvin...
So sorry.
Mister was a throwaway...
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-22 21:25:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://ubersite.com/m/83754
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-22 21:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That hurts, Jay. It was me, and the alter was Mister.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-22 20:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I forgot who I even worked with on that, though.
Was it you, a_reader? The hippy with the drum circle?
I cna't remember the username or even the post title...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-22 20:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright, I'll see if I can get that name remembered.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-22 19:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will probably be at work when the magic number rolls around I can't even open this post at work since my computer is so crappy.
:-(
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-22 18:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Um... I have more reviews now, Stevie. But I admit it's with an asterisk. That Super Review day did it.
As for the title? That total doubling of words is bulky. "re 32 y/olds" sounds good.
Stevie, if you do it, I'll put it to 2000 hits (if I can open up the post at all, we don't know how the site will react to something that big)
And Stevie is right. The reason I think he should do it is that Bart won't ban him.
He'll ban me.
I'll see if I can remember the name of the alter we tried the worst post on, and if I can, and it's still active, MAYBE I'll use him.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I'll do it if you all promise to spam it onto most heated for the 1,000 hit guarantee."
I'll do my part!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
While I need the hits, I fear for my rating.
Can anyone get me a hit estimation and gauge the rating? I want a 5 page report on my desk by noon tomorrow.
I'll do it if you all promise to spam it onto most heated for the 1,000 hit guarantee.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a_reader is right. That should be how we do it!
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:31:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I may be mistaken, but I was of the impression that the original idea was for the decided poster, at the decided time (post 88426) was going to post this exact post, reviews included. Meaning same title, change your posting name to "Wazza hill," and use the title re 16 y/olds. Then simply post what one now sees when they open post 44213.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-22 15:39:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The title is up for discussion, too.
My proposal: re re 32 y/olds
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-22 15:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Wazza should do it.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-22 15:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wherefore art thine gonads?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-22 14:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jay just knows Bart wouldn't ban me unless I did something really retarded.
And the fact that I've reviewed this more than anyone, thus am a true believer.
But again, I must refuse. I don't need that kind of pressure.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-22 09:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I could, but I don't see why Stevie doesn't do it.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-22 09:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY!
And now the next question...
Who posts it? I take it your gonna do it Jay?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-22 08:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Over 18, though?
Under 18, and it's pedo. Over, it's hot young college chick.
Oh, and I dunno if it means anything, but as of this exact moment, we're 222 posts away from the DoubleWazza with cheese.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-22 02:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Female. Under 21.
You may molest, but I think she'll like it.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-22 01:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sibling?
Stevie has a sibling?
male/female?
under/over 21?
If the answer is the latter on both counts, can I molest her after a night of drinking and GHB?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-21 21:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I say we do this entire page with all reviews.
Twice.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-21 13:07:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you're doubling up on the message number, then you should double up on something within the post. That's the only way I could reason it.
Yeah, my roommate is long gone. I moved in with my sibling because my parents are morons and basically forced me to. I hate it and wish I was dead. But me wishing I was dead is nothing new. Not at all.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-21 09:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So here's my question...
Do we just use the comments from this post to pay homage to Wazza and his greatness, or should we try to go an extra step and blow up ubersite. Like, copy/paste every user in the user directory at the bottom, or maybe throw in the neverending thread for good measure?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-21 04:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit, folks.
I just noticed, 88426 is getting here pretty damn fast.
We need to watch for it.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-21 04:15:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice work, Jay. Lose a few pounds and the women are all over you (someone much wiser than myself once said, and I'm paraphrasing, if they're comin at you, you just have to say 'what the hell man' and go with it!). Maybe the same will happen for me if I gain a good 20 lbs or so.
Stevie, I remember you ranting a roommate a while back. Did you ever get rid of her? :-)
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-21 03:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll sell you my couch.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-21 02:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and I got cable and cable 'net today.
First time since I moved out of my Dad's house almost 6 1/2 years ago that I've had cable.
I am so stoked.
Now I need a couch, and I can lounge around in my underware.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-21 02:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I went and saw an apartment about 3 weeks ago, decent area in south Denver, price was a little high, but that was the only downside from apartments.com I saw.
Then I got there.
I shit you not, from the parking spot to the door of the leasing office, I was hit up three times.
I walked MAYBE 50 yards.
Asked the chick showing me the apartment about them, she said that five of them share a 2 bedroom, and they always pay on time, so they saw no reason to kick them out.
Until she said that, i was willing to overlook them and the price ($475 +utilities) and move there.
Mainly because she was SMOKING hot, flirting weeeeeeeeellllllll beyond just trying to get me into the apartment, and I knew I'd have a chance to get a few hookups a month from her on her lunch breaks if I moved there.
I still got her home number, and I've gone out twice with her. No sex, though. I think she was pissed I didn't move in or something, because she didn't want to hear about the move or anything about my new place.
Ah well.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-21 01:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't wait to move to my new apartment...
Jay, I swear, I saw the exact buzz-words you mentioned ("vibrant" etc) on several websites. I guess apartments are being marketed as vibrant nation-wide. Too bad I didn't know what that meant til reading your post.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-21 01:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
burp
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-20 17:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahaha, I got you good, fucker!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-20 03:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man I just want a beer. Unfortunately I'm 13.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-19 18:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't want a large Farva I want a litre of cola!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-19 13:41:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Give me a liter of cola.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-18 23:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Am I drinking milk from a saucer?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-18 20:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do I look like a cat to you, boy?
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-18 02:43:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-17 22:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are freaking out...
maaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-17 03:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M FREAKING OUT.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-16 18:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ummm...... staple sauce.
Yeah, staple sauce.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-16 15:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think it's hotter in my apartment than it is outside.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-15 23:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Paper vs Rock ... GO!
(paper won)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-15 06:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can do that.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-15 05:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Past two years, I've worked Sundays. Before that, I had to work Wednesdays since I had to have Tuesdays off for hockey.
Life has been conspiring against me from ever being able to get into that show.
Send the DVDs to Jesus c/o The Pentagon.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-15 03:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll burn you copies of the DVD's.
Besides, it was only on Sunday for the past 2 years.
Before that, it was Wednesday.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-15 03:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I could've watched more of that show, but I usually work Sundays.
CHRIS PRONGER RAPES PUPPIES.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-15 03:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Series finale of West Wing was tonight...
I watched it.
I recorded it.
And fuck you all, I got teary eyed at least 3 times.
I've watched every single episode of the show.
I have already bought Seasons 1-4. 5&6 will be in the next month or two, and when the final season comes out, damn straight I'm buying it.
But why was I so attached to the show?
Why am I so IRL peeved it's over?
I spent a night. One night a week.
Sitting down, being a son with my Dad.
We watched it together.
He, the stodgy Republican.
Me, the idealistic Democrat.
Now we have to find another show to watch that both polarizes us, and gets us talking.
Not many on TV that can do that.
Now it's all action and comedy and reality shows.
God damnit, I'm pissed and sad.
And fuck Pronger in the poop hole.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-15 00:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chris Pronger needs to die.
That is all.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-14 14:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck I hate Claude Lemieux
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-14 08:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He's still there as President. He just gave up the GM title.
If you think Trader Pierre is going to keep his hands off the team now that he gave up the GM title, you're as jacked up as Stevie's knees.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-13 15:08:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We're going to put pads on Vladimir Konstantinov and prop him up on a stool. Even he could play better than Manny Legace.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-13 15:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At least my goalie isn't a cokehead. And he has a haircut like a girl. That's right. A GIRL.
And Manny Legace is dead to me. So dead, whenever I think about him, he's floating face down in the great lakes. I don't know which great lake. Whichever is worse, I guess.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-13 11:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At least that GM was able to ind a somewhat competent goalie. You know... uh, someone who's not Manny Legace.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-13 02:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AND NOW YOUR GM IS GONE!
Haha, mine's not a quitter like yours.
HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-12 23:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Swept...
By a Disney team...
*sobs quietly*
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-12 04:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dayum!!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-12 02:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO DUCKS WOO!
...I just threw up. It burns.
I can't cheer for them. I just can't.
Go...um...Sabres. Woo.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-12 00:29:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HATE IT I SAY!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-12 00:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I HATE IT!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-12 00:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GAH!
Didn't even notice!
DAMN SCROLL WHEEL ON THE MOUSE AT WORK!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-10 21:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHY DID YOU -2?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-10 19:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm his legitimate hate child.
So that's basically a wash, isn't it?
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-10 17:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm Rommel's illegitimate love child!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-10 16:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's cool.
But, um, more like Rommel or something, I dunno.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 11:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My Dearest J and Stevie,
Jon Perry and his cohorts are not trying to dethrown this masterpiece. We are merely trying to broaden people's minds of our lord and savior, Jon Perry. Are we trying to reach the godly proportions of Wazza and his following. Yes, we are TRYING. All we ask is that you and your commrades support our plight in the distribution of yet another cult following of one of the best posts to grace Ubersite, after the GREATEST (this one). We do not plan to reach the greatness of Wazza, but we do plan to join his ranks. Maybe as a Lieutenant of Field Commander or something.
Love always,
Cyst
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-09 02:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-01-06 20:57:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
T is for Topless Dancers
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-09 02:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can just start cutting and pasting 'The Best of Steve's re 16 y/olds Reviews' again.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-09 02:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's because they can still get there's on most heated and most recently reviewed. They have the advantage.
To quote some dead chick: Adversity, ladies! What are you going to do about it?
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-09 01:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We need to take some serious action if they reach 2000.
We will sleep in shifts if it comes to that.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-08 22:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-08 15:12:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They can't touch us, dude.
Don't freak until they break 3,000.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-08 11:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll start mass-reviewing when I actually start to feel threatened. :)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-08 01:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh man. Cyst has that "This man" post back on top of most heated.
1079 reviews.
A whole 3K away.
C'mon Stevie! You can DO it!
Or Melvin or Fu(long U)zie can.
But if I do it, damn straight I get shanked.
Wait... I could REALLY fuck with people, go out in a blaze...
Title it with something like "Holy Fuck. I just read something that makes me think ETS was right about 9/11" with my name on it, holy shit will people look.
Crash comps all across Uber!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i just can't handle that responsibility.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-07 22:27:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We're only 800 posts away from 88426!
Double your Wazza, double your fun!
So, who's going to post this, in its entirity, on post 88426?
Stevie, you wanna? I doubt you'd get banned for it.
I don't think I should.
I *would* get banned for it.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-07 19:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lobsters
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-07 09:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, I liked the last one.
This ine is just odd...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-07 02:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Popes are dumb
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-07 02:20:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He's in the South Pacific, isn't he?
Tsunami took him would be my guess.
That, or trafficking drugs for hot Aussie models.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-06 20:06:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wazza's been quiet for a while ,I hope he's okay.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-06 02:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i hate weekends
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-05 22:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought I was in deep doo-doo. I couldn't get into Uber for a few days at work.
I thought my bosses had put down a filter.
They didn't.
Dipshit auditor thought he could fuck with me by using his shitty skills to block the site.
I got him, though. I blocked every site that doesn't have anything to do with the hotel, and PW locked them.
Fucker.
Thinks he can sit around and watch country music videos and porn in the back (read: MY) office.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-04 16:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sweet
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-04 11:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha I farted.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-04 02:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I don't get out of here soon, I'm going to scream.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-03 01:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's the truest sign of a shitty alter.
No n00b knows about this post.
And only 5 or so dipshit assholes who know me know I review here.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-02 17:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Apparently you've never read a Shlongy post. They aren't good. He should stick to reviewing."
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-02 09:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
uhuh
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-02 02:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Cries* *WEEPS*
Submitted by JumpingJax (user info) at 2006-05-02 00:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jaypig, you are fat and annoying.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-01 04:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Could be worse.
Um...
Uh...
You could have lost to us...
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-01 03:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-01 01:48:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to go stand on a ledge and threaten to kill myself until they bring Steve Yzerman to me.
Steve Yzerman and some hookers.
And Chris Pronger's balls.
--------
Amen to that!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-01 02:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No I like the Avs. Looks like I'll be cheering for them after my Wings get eliminated tonight.
OH HOW I WILL WEEP.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-01 02:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Um.
So...
Talking about the Avs 4-1 series win over Dallas would be bad, then?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-01 01:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to go stand on a ledge and threaten to kill myself until they bring Steve Yzerman to me.
Steve Yzerman and some hookers.
And Chris Pronger's balls.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-30 04:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This should solve your problems.
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds32252.html
You can skip everything, but read the last sentence.
A friend added, "Britney could be mom of the year. She's constantly in touch with Sean's doctor, who tells her things like, don't leave the baby on high surfaces."
YOU DON'T SAY!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-30 04:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Please don't.
Who would I have to love if you did?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-30 02:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i wish i was dead
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 09:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well.
That was fun.
ETS has decided to call the Colorado Democratic Party HQ to try and make them terminate my volunteering because I think he's crazy.
Is that crazy?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:10:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, anyone here play Kingdom of Loathing?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-28 21:06:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Some people are so in awe of Wazza that they can be easily scared away.
Treating them like little hamsters or gerbils and being real nice to them will draw them in, and THEN we hammer them with the message.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-28 15:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
woo
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-27 23:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If the inherent beauty of Wazza's message isn't enough to make him stay, fuck him. But yes, you are welcome at the mecca any time.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey! Don't yell!
We can't convert him if you scare him away!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-27 16:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOW DID YOU FIND OUR HOLY LAND!?!?!?!?!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love this post.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Any of you gonna rate me there?
Um, anyone?
Please?
It has 8 reviews.
It got pusshed off the page in amazing speed.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-25 20:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you Wazza! Thank you.
-Serious M
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-25 14:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87085
I am so disappointed in everyone...
*sniffle*
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-25 07:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-25 02:37:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-24 20:07:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
<rates re 16 for good luck>
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-25 02:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-24 20:07:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
<rates re 16 for good luck>
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-24 20:07:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<rates re 16 for good luck>
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-24 03:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And I would LOVE to attend an NFL Draft.
Shit, I *MIGHT* just do it for 2007, because then my hotel chain will have a property open about 2 blocks from MSG, and I'd imagine that's pretty close to Radio City if they hold it there, instead again.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-23 18:11:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, the IE is just non-functional right now, really.
If it were a finished product, they'd be laughed at, but since it's a beta, I'll cut 'em a LITTLE slack.
As for browsers, I use Firefox almost exclusivly, and I use IE for sites like ESPN.com, that really don't work in FF.
I don't use Netscape. Haven't in years.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-23 17:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've attended every NHL Draft for the past 6 years. Even last years, which was closed off to spectators. A friend of a friend is in the Blues' front office, and I was able to pull a few strings. I wish I was more well-connected than that, but I'm not. WAAAAAH!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-23 16:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I split the infinitive.
I'm a fucking tool.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-23 15:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IE always crashed on me, same with Netscape. Firefox manages to not crash as often, so it wins.
Why I have three different browsers on my computer is beyond me.
Fucking Oilers. Fuck fuck fuckfucucufkff
I'm so angry I can't even trype straight...
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-23 13:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've stopped using IE altogether. Firefox does so many things better. Take text search for example. Firefox will look for the word as you're typing it, and will tell you immediately as soon as you've typed a character that doesn't match. With IE, you have to type the word in a pop-up search field, and then select "search up" or "search down." Awful. That screenshot you posted was pretty embarrassing too.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-23 07:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.geocities.com/jgreening072/ie7beta.jpg
That's a screen cap of it...
Just strange...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-23 06:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, I just downloaded the new IE beta2...
Fucking strange. Looks a bit like Mozilla, but the Forward/back and addy bar are at the very top, and then there is a whole slew of buttons on the lower right of the above sections that you never need, and can't get rid of, and you can't customize anything.
If they can fix things like clunkiness, I'll use it, but until then, it's Mozilla...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-23 05:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
In the NFl, there is no single point, except the PAT (point after touchdown) And that's just a field goal.
NFL Europe, not so much.
I follow it because the Broncos send 4-5 players every year, and I wann see how they look when they get playing time, but I don't follow specific teams or anything.
And most games are generally on Fox Sports Net on late Saturday Night/early Sunday Morning.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-23 04:36:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You score it like you score a single point. Ball kicked through the endzone, etc. Single point.
We had nine but one folded.
Is NFL Europe at all popular in the U.S.? I try to run the standings as often as I can in the paper, but it was a lot easier last year with no NHL...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-23 04:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How do you score a rouge, though?
And the 12 players, WTF?
And 8 teams?
Wow.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-23 03:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And also, the NHL draft just isn't that entertaining, since there are players drafted from Europe Canada and the US. It's kind of hard to follow the talk before the draft, because more than likely, you've never seen most of the kids play.
NBA is interesting, if only for the suits, and the "Upside" drinking game. Look it up.
Now, the NFL draft? ESPN has been running 30 minute specials for the past 2 weeks every day! They have segements in almost every show with draft analysis!
AND THE HAVE MEL KIPER JR.!!!!
THE SUPERMAN OF HAIR AND DRAFTING!
God, I'm geeked...
Shut up.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-23 03:30:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The CFL draft isn't televised because it only lasts like 15 minutes because there are eight teams and some teams don't even pick every round.
A rouge is just a single point.
The bigger field is better for some reason. If you watch CFL all summer and then watch some NFL you look at it and go 'Pah, that doesn't look so hard.'
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-23 02:38:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But you're Canadian, don't you at least watch the CFL draft live?
And on the subject, WTF is with the 110x66-yard field, the goal posts in front, the 12 players, the 3 downs, the motion before the snap AND WHAT THE FUCK IS A ROUGE???
Seriously, you've bastardized a sport we bastardized almost 90 years ago!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-23 02:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I tape the NHL draft.
*shrugs*
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-23 00:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
KNow what I can't wait for?
Next weekend.
NFL draft bay-bee!!!
All seriousness, I sit in front of the TV all day, both days.
I haven't missed a single pick in 4 years.
I havn't missed a first round in 12 years.
Shut up.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-22 12:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woooo!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-22 00:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOORAY FOR OT HOCKEY IN TEH PLAYOFFS! God I missed that last year!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-21 21:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The Avs will fall in teh first round.
The Nuggets will fall in Rd2.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-21 21:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:D
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-21 12:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOO GO PLAYOFFS WOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-20 20:25:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bow chiky-bowbooooowowowow
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jkjyuuihyugi yvgh yuybgyu
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-20 02:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DEEEEEERRRRRRRRP!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-19 21:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wahh-wahh
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-19 00:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wiki-wiki
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-18 22:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-18 20:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
w00000t w00000000000t
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-17 16:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
woooooooooooooooo
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-17 01:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I saw that.
I wanna know how someone can -2bomb one person 20 times, another 16 times, and another 8 times, all because they voice differing opinions than his own and NOT get banned.
Seriously.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-16 17:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jay, it looks like ETS isn't much of a fan of your Afterlife series...
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-16 14:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAPPY easter everybody! Happy easter...
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-16 12:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So anyways, where were we before the onslaught of reviews? I was spewing on about how much I hate Chris Pronger I think. Yeah.... that guy's a douche-nozzle.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 07:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Even at this point, they'll have to go nuts to get here for a long time.
And they've slowed down so much, it's not even on heated anymore.
So I think I'll stop now on the assault.
back to normal reviewing, once or twice a day.
It was interesting and fun.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 07:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah fuck it.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 07:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
When no one else will.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 07:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can go
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 07:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Let's see...
87 for 4600.
Sure, why not.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 05:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now, someone...
Hand me a soda.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 05:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ever.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 05:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Surpass this post.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 05:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
EVER
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 05:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No one shal ever
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 05:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Forever.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 05:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Making sure that this lives on.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 05:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But I am here.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And dying eggs.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dreaming of the Easter Bunny.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know many of you are sleeping
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And I am in the middle of counting paperclips to end the boredom.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:58:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't have to set up anything for another 2 hours.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's 3AM in Denver.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OK, this is getting harder...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:40:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, it's disgusting.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:40:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
See?
See the wet spot?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Right over there.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He peed on the wall.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He's a dick.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Except that guy in the corner.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Then tell everyone.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And if you happen to be an only child, and have none of your own due to a horrifying disfigurement...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Then don't tell nieces or nephews.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:39:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you don't...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you have kids, that is.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:39:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But don't tell that to your kids.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So alright, stealing is OK.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And those factoids.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Like those Porn Movie titles.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sometimes it's OK.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That much, that is...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't like stealing.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nah... That's stealing.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A-Z players in every league.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is along the lines of what Stevie did earlier.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So what I'm going to do instead.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And hard to read.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
They're too big.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:37:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know, I don't like doing lyrics.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, it's one for the money,
Two for the show,
Three to get ready,
Now go, cat, go.
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes.
You can do anything but lay off of my Blue suede shoes.
Well, you can knock me down,
Step in my face,
Slander my name
All over the place.
Do anything that you want to do, but uh-uh,
Honey, lay off of my shoes
Don't you step on my Blue suede shoes.
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes.
You can burn my house,
Steal my car,
Drink my liquor
From an old fruitjar.
Do anything that you want to do, but uh-uh,
Honey, lay off of my shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes.
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, since my baby left me,
I found a new place to dwell.
It's down at the end of lonely street
at Heartbreak Hotel.
You make me so lonely baby,
I get so lonely,
I get so lonely I could die.
And although it's always crowded,
you still can find some room.
Where broken hearted lovers
do cry away their gloom.
You make me so lonely baby,
I get so lonely,
I get so lonely I could die.
Well, the Bell hop's tears keep flowin',
and the desk clerk's dressed in black.
Well they been so long on lonely street
They ain't ever gonna look back.
You make me so lonely baby,
I get so lonely,
I get so lonely I could die.
Hey now, if your baby leaves you,
and you got a tale to tell.
Just take a walk down lonely street
to Heartbreak Hotel.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright.
how about lyrics?
Let's start with Elvis.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GAH! It killed even more!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There.
The four major sports leagues.
If I get bored, I might do Lacrosse, Arena Football and other smaller sports.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nevermind that one.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
They're Central, aren't they?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did I already say Nashville?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:14:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Southeast
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Montreal
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ottawa
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NorthEast
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:13:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
New Jersey
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
New York Islanders
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:13:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
New York Rangers
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Eastern Confrence
Atlantic
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Los Angeles
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anaheim
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
San Jose
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Vancouver
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Edmonton
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:12:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Calgary
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Northwest
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Columbus
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nashville
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Western Confrence
Central
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And now the NHL.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Charrlotte
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Orlando
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:10:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SouthEast
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:09:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
new jersey
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
New York
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Atlantic
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Milwaukee
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
indiana
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Eastern Confrence Central
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Memphis
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NO/OKC
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
San Antonio
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Southwest
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Golden State
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sacramento
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LA Lakers
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:07:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ALRIGHT... So, Phoenix is done... I did 7 more before I noticed...
Anyway...
LA Clippers
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's DOING IT AGAIN!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Phoenix
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pacific
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Minnesota
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Portland
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Utah
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Denver
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NorthWest
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright, now to the NBA.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Toronto
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:04:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
New York Yankees
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Boston
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AL East
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kansas City
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:03:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Chicago White Sox
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AL Central
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Texas
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oakland
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Los Angeles Angels of Anehiem
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AL West
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:02:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Philadelphia
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Florida
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Atlanta
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
New York Mets
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NL East
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright, that's screwed up. I hit that 5 times in a row, that was the first to go up...
ANYWAY... Here we go again.
St. Louis
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait... This isn't logging reviews anymore!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Millwuakee
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cincy Reds
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:58:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chicago Cubs
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NL Central
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Los Angeles Dodgers
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
San Diego
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Arizona
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:57:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Colorado
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NL West
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright. Now for MLB.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Washington
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Philly
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
New York Giants
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:57:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dallas
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NFC East
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Minnisota
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Detroit
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chicago
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Green Bay
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NFC North
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tampa Bay
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So, Carolina and NO in south...
next is Atlanta
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WAIT!
NO Saints in South, my bad...
Arizona is in the West...
I was thinking old 5 team NFC West.
Sorry.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Carolina
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:55:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NFC South
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
New Orleans
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:55:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seattle
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
San Francisco
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
St. Louis
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NFC West
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
New York Jets
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
New England
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Miami
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:54:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Buffalo
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AFC East
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cleaveland
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cincy
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Baltimore
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pittsburgh
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AFC North
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Houston
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tennessee
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jacksonville
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Indianapolis
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now the South
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Raiders
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chargers
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:53:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chiefs
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Broncos
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um... That's all I can think of...
Shitty list.
I'll do sports teams now, starting with the NFL.
These will be by division, west to east, AFC first.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
garlic
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ground beef
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:49:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
banana peppers
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jalapenos
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:49:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Anchovies
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pineapple
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:49:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sun-dried tomatos
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chicken
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tomatos
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Onions
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Green Peppers
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mushrooms
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Green Olives
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Olives
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Canadian bacon
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bacon
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ham
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chorizo (hey, it's Denver)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Italian Sausage
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sausage
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Peperoni
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Extra cheese
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cheese
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pizza.
Now there is something to use for reviews.
Here come pizza toppings.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just ate a pizza sandwich.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 00:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 00:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And have they ever been able to explain the sudden changes in Klingon facial structure from the first show to the movies?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 00:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit like that annoys me...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 00:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Like the Borg.
The had Borg ON EARTH (frozen and dead) in Enterprise, but in TNG, the computer had NOTHING on them.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 00:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean, seriously.
They fucked up the Star Trek timeline like a motherfucker.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 00:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Star Trek: Enterprise sucks so much ass it's not even funny.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This shall be interesting.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, 4700.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
7
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
4
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We will reach.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:46:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I have to do it myself.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And before the night is done.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And am now here at work.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Got to work.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Left for work.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Got ready for work tonight.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Took a looooooooooooong shower.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woke up.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Slept until about 3 hours ago.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:45:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Got home at like, 1AM.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Went out until about midnight.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Changed clothes.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Then I went home yesterday at 4PM.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stayed up that night, cause I couldn't sleep.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I slept alot.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-14 17:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to see those fuckers catch us now! HAHAHA!!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 16:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a long night of watching baseball ahead of me so I HAD to sleep.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 16:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
4300
... if my calculations are correct
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 16:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
4299
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 16:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What, do I kill this or something?
I start, everyone stops!
At least last night Stevie was able to keep up with me for a LITTLE while, before he crashed.
C'MON BABIES!
WHAT ABOUT 4600???
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't know why
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At all.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The first one made no sense.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ea"S"t Western direction
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Eat Western direction
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:42:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Right footed socks
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:42:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
left handed steering wheel
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
garbbling warbler
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
flying asshat
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
blue jay
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
robin
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:42:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lark
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
finch
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:42:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
parakeet
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cockateel
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:41:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cockatoo
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Parrott
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goose.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Duck...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:41:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ajm ajm ajm ajm ajm ajm
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
amj amj amj amj amj
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:41:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
maj maj maj maj maj
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jam jam jam jam jam
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate that fucking game.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because I'm not.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anyone for word association?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But I guess it was just a movie.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Burgess Merideth would have kicked Mr. T's ass for that in real life.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:39:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because Clubber Lang pushed him?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:38:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But why did Micky have to die in III?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where he beat Creeds ASS
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Like Rocky in Rocky II
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:37:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can box either way.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And do everything else lefty.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So now I write and throw righty
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
with my right.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had to learn to write...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
During school
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
3 more months in a cast.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So they rebroke it.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Then they took the cast off, took an x-ray, and realized the bone hadn't grown back properly.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So that damn Loch Ness Monster comes to me and says "I need about $3.50."
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
During summer break.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Was put in a cast for 4 months.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
On a rock.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:34:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I tried executing a falling headlock, and landed on my elbow.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wrestling in the front yard of a friend down the block.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Broke my left elbow at 6 years old.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was born left handed.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where are my pants?
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That fat fuck!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I went to a baseball game yesterday and got sunburned. After I referred to myself as "lightly toasted" some fat guy tried to eat me.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, and most of the people at the games are catholics, which makes it extra akward.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Never scream "SATAN!" really loud at a Blues game when they somehow win a game. Attendance is so sparce that everyone WILL hear you.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothing beats going into a pool hall dominated by black people and putting on white trash country tunes bout beating your wife and drinking yourself stupid!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I need a sammich!
Extra mayo please!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I WANNA SET A PRONGER JERSEY ON FIRE!!!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:26:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Allright, I'mo join in the massive fluury of reviews. But I have nuthin to say, so bare with me as I type the first thing that comes into my head each time.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:07:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOO!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright, looks like I gave it my all.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rivers versus Oceans... GO!
Ocean: Is there really even a contest here?
Rivers: There are only 6 or 7 of you, unfortunately the person writing this can't remember which. But there are MILLIONS of me!
Oceans: Millions?
Rivers: Eh, I don't know really. Thousands for sure.
Oceans: Okay. You win.
CHAMPION RIVERS!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Blue VERSUS GREEN, right here, right now.
Blue: I am the color of the sky...
Green: Aye, but I am the color of GRASS! And MONEY! And ... WEED!
Blue: I am a music genre. I am one of the most common eye colors. I am used as the past-tense verb of a movie that wasn't very good.
Green: Aye, but I am... okay, you win.
Blue is the champion!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I had a go-kart for every time I reviewed this post... I would need a bigger garage lolz.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LA LA LA!
SAN FRAN SAN FRAN!
SAN DIEGO!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's funny, but the mouse pad industry probably took a severe hit at the advant of the optical mouse.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Four score and seven years ago, our fathers set forth, on this continent, a new nation. Conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition, that all men are created equal.
Uhhhh.
We are now engaged in a great civil war.... ARGGGH! I used to have this thing memorized.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I could really go for some pizza right now. Anyone down?
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"knock knock"
"who's there?"
"the mailman"
"what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?"
"what???"
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So a guy walks into a bar,
the bartender says... "What'll it be?"
guy says, "I'll take a Miller Lite."
bartender says, "That'll be $3.50"
guy hands him a 5
"out of 5?"
the guy nods.
"Here's your change." ($1.50)
the guy drops 2 quarters in the tip jar,
bartender says "thanks."
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just flipped a coin... it was tails.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My ideal breakfast would be (in poetic form):
pancakes with butter and,
blueberry syrup;
bacon, scrambled eggs, sausage links;
orange juice and donuts;
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:10:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GOOGLE>COM search for anything.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ARRGH! I'm trying to kill some time.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fiction is difficult to write. It's difficult to make your writing "flow" (with the wind). That's why I mostly stick to writing reviews.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here are the best authors of uber, in order:
1. Wazza Hill
2. Isaac Bickerstaff
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 13:29:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great work Jay. They are clearly no match.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 13:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:14:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 01:08:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
BOOM SHAKALAKA!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:57:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AND I SHALL ATTAIN IT!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4500 REVIEWS BY NIGHTFALL IS MY GOAL!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:57:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
IF I HAVE TO DO THIS ALONE, I WILL!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU GUYS HAVE NO DRIVE I SAY!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 07:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4215
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 07:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4214
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 07:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4213
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 07:31:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4212
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 07:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4211
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 07:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4210
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 07:31:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4209
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 07:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4208
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 07:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4207
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 07:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4206
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 07:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4205
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 07:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4204
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 07:30:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4203
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:50:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
The stars are made out of pudding
------
That's my fave Stevie reply from tonight.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Here you go.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, alright.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
One more, you say?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is that enough?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Here it is.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Once again...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86644
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:55:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So here it is.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But that's cheap...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:54:57 EDT (#)
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I could link the most recent Afterlife...
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I hope.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:54:40 EDT (#)
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Sometime...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:54:34 EDT (#)
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I will think of something.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:54:29 EDT (#)
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NEXT...
I don't know...
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Zambia
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:54:08 EDT (#)
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Yeman
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NO COUNTRY HAS AN X! FUCK THAT I'LL MAKE ONE UP!
XANTHAMASTAN!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:53:36 EDT (#)
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WALLIS AND FUTUNA (i shit you not)
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Venezuela
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:52:51 EDT (#)
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Tanzania
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:52:45 EDT (#)
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Sweden
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:52:40 EDT (#)
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Rwanda (Good Don Cheadle movie is Hotel Rwanda)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:52:21 EDT (#)
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Qatar (Only Q)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:52:03 EDT (#)
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Paraguay
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:51:58 EDT (#)
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Oman (THE ONLY COUNTRY TO START WITH O)
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Nigeria
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Mongolia
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Lithuania
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:50:53 EDT (#)
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Khazekstan Fuck if I can spell it, I just know it starts with K
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:50:35 EDT (#)
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Jaimacia
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Haiti
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Georgia
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:50:20 EDT (#)
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Finland (fuck France)
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England
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Denmark
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:50:03 EDT (#)
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Chile
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Burma
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:49:48 EDT (#)
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Albania
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:49:42 EDT (#)
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And now, alphabetical countries.
I hope there is an X and Q...
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Zinfindel
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Yoolong
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X-mas
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Wha?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:48:56 EDT (#)
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Votron
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Uganda
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Tough titties
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:48:36 EDT (#)
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STEVIE! YAY!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:48:29 EDT (#)
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Roger Ebert.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:48:19 EDT (#)
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Q... Um... Queef
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:48:09 EDT (#)
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Penos
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Ostritch
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Nipple
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:47:55 EDT (#)
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Midget
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LOLOCOASTER
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:47:36 EDT (#)
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kuunt!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:47:30 EDT (#)
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jgreening - yay!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:47:23 EDT (#)
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Ipswitch
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:47:16 EDT (#)
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Humpty Dance
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greening - yay!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:46:59 EDT (#)
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Falalalafal
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Eggplant
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Dingo
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Coochie
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Beer
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Ape
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OK. I can't sleep tonight, because my downstairs neighbor is a dick and like Tupac.
SO.
Here comes some more random stuff...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 04:27:23 EDT (#)
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Wait, I leave and this stops?
DON'T MAKE ME STAY UP ALL NIGHT!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:43:21 EDT (#)
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I just always bring my laptop to work for he music, so I'll just plug in at the breakfast area and go.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:43:04 EDT (#)
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Their post is still in the negative. If this comes to a tie-breaker and that post is STILL negative, I give us the win because we have the better rating.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:39:29 EDT (#)
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I can't review this post at work because it crashes my computer
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:38:23 EDT (#)
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I work 7-3 tomorrow, so after my run, about 4PM, I am going to go NUTS.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:29:02 EDT (#)
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I just had an English Muffin and it was GREAT
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The blitz has had a solid start.
PRAISE JESUS
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:28:00 EDT (#)
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If I don't get caught up in Cold Case Files I may or may not review more tomorrow.
Either way, I've done my part
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:27:56 EDT (#)
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AND A NEW AFTERLIFE IS UP! READ THE 2400 WORDS OF GOODNESS AND RATE IT!!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:27:21 EDT (#)
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Light a candle for every sinner, set the world on fire.
Charles Edward Jaggard
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:27:17 EDT (#)
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And I do apologize, Stevie, but no insults ytonight.
I really should be going to bed now, since I have to be back at work in 5 1/2 hours.
So I have bookmarked where I was on porn titles, and I will start those again tomorrow afternoon.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:26:58 EDT (#)
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That one is off by a day
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There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
George Bernard Shaw
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:26:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-04-15 04:52:16 (#)
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wired.as.fuck
no sleep. no slep. noslerpel
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This is the one closest to now.
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