re 16 y/olds (48997 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.61 on 5264 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Wazza hill <wazza_hj.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-07 05:53:20 EDT
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2009-10-03 12:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
good times, good times.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2009-08-13 01:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:D
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2009-08-09 01:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<3
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2009-05-31 06:49:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
48,000 hits.
Shit son.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2009-05-28 01:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*sigh*
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-05-27 16:03:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://192.20.225.55/tts/speech/67a31084edb1dc7181ccdc759a52e16c.wav
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2009-05-15 18:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post almost breaks my computer every time I open it. Should probably change it from my home page.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2009-04-01 11:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This just gets better and better with time.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-03-25 08:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just stopped in to see what condition your condition was in.
Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2009-03-25 08:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just stopped in to see what condition your condition was in.
Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2009-03-23 16:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Life is great
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2009-01-01 04:44:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wooo!
1st 2009 bitches
i don't come around to often anymore... but i still love you all
-=[WTHM]=-
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-17 09:37:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hi Waz, i miss you, uber misses you, my loins miss you.
come back , you are like the human fortune cookie that makes no sense.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2008-11-15 03:25:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wazza, I need you now more than ever!
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2008-10-23 23:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oldie but goodie.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-09-28 22:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Epic.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2008-08-20 13:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Christ, it was almost 4 years ago?!?!? What have I been doing with my life?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2008-08-20 13:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I remember this. HA!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-10 13:34:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
See the early reviews. Almost every one was a -2 except Shandy and Hidden. Then Method said it was cool and it all turned around.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2008-07-19 06:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
THE hits on this are not added on cause barty boy got aknot in his gut and put it into the underground , thats why it never came back on heat ,,Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzza
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-15 15:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Classick.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-15 04:07:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
why aren't the hits added to wazza's total hit count?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-31 16:14:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dying
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-05-23 10:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. 97 days since this was last reviewed.
Uber is dieing.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-15 17:25:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is this the most-reviewed post on uber?
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-02-07 15:35:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Still one of the greatest posts of all time. Ever.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-02 13:46:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tallulah_Bankhead
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-12-29 19:27:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
God I missed this post. I just thought about it the other day when one of my coworkers brought his 16 year old daughter to work. I saw her, and thought "what the hell man..." and couldn't stop laughing.
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-12-13 08:28:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NON EX TRANSVERSO SED DEORSUM
i do not wish to return to work
i have become accustomed to sitting
on the couch playing video games
i do not want to fix computer.
it is retarded.
damn you mr information!!
but i must get my slice of the pie.
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-=[WTHM]=-
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-29 15:40:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rawk.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-11-06 03:01:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I still dream about this
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-11-04 23:18:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!
I'M EVEN OLDER NOW!!!
-=[WTHM]=-
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-10-30 18:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell indeed.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-21 23:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This seems to have died off since JGreening and stevie_says disappeared.
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2007-10-17 06:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How the fuck did I never review this?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-10-16 02:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
classic
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-04 21:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH YEAH!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-09-24 03:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Sigh*
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-08 07:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
last time i rated this the recently reviewed left the side bar for like 10 minutes.
this post breaks uber now??
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-08 04:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHOW ME YOUR TITS!
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-09-06 07:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi Über,
Long time eh?
-=[WTHM]=-
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-08-24 13:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2007-07-19 21:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My god it's been too long since I have rated this gem.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-07-14 19:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Long time, no review...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-07-10 12:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi friends
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-06 21:12:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by matchstickman (user info) at 2007-06-06 15:20:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DOWN! CLOSER TO ZERO!
KTHX
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-21 19:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
One more for fun...
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-05-20 18:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WAZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-05-20 10:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wacha macha wachaaaaa.... TIMMAY!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NURRRRR
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-05-14 07:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
typing skills.
i lack them.
fuck.
-=[WTHM]=-
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-05-14 07:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-04 13:51:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
-=[WtHm]=-
This one is better.
is not.
-=[WMHM]=-
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-05-14 06:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
all of my ascii on /m/1 got all messed up DAMN YOU TO HELL BART!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-13 00:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-07 09:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My ass itches.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-05-01 20:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My balls itch.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-23 13:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Noooooooo
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-04-12 17:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I should be getting ready to watch hockey. Instead, I'm on this post again. Go figure...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-12 09:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is losing steam since Greening left town.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-04-09 01:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still love this
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-04-07 00:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My balls itch. But there are people in the room with me. FUCK!!!
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-04-06 02:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One of my favorites: Method tells a story about his grandmother...and a nickel.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-03-29 17:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-07 08:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I vote that no one should have any more children.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-03-22 07:40:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tell her you love her, and look her in the eye
As you slide the hanger up her thigh
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-03-12 02:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If I got her pregnant, I'm going to kill myself!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-03-09 17:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
RAPE IS MY FAVORITE COLOR!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-03-09 16:36:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Crayon
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-05 15:49:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Silver.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-05 12:21:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
gold
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-05 11:52:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
pen
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-03-05 02:15:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I HATE LIFE
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-27 20:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like sugar.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-02-23 15:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I'd love it more if it did that.
...
I'm just kidding. I'd be a wreck if my mother died.
PLEASE GOD DON'T GRANT MY WISH!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:49:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It rules so much that it could stab my mother, twice, and I'd still love it!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-02-21 13:58:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's because it rules so much.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-21 09:34:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow.
This took like a minute to load.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-02-19 22:21:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OW! My browser hurts!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-02-19 17:35:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
boobs
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:02:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All hail the browser crashing powers of re16
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-02-14 17:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome. This now has so many reviews that if I don't immediately hit the review button, the post will cause my browser to crash after 3 seconds. As if Wazza's prophetic words needed more awesomeness attatched to them.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:49:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I prefer spoons.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WITH MY MIND.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:39:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I killed a bunch of people once!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-02-07 02:37:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lalalalalala
lala
lalal
alala
Submitted by cera (user info) at 2007-02-04 13:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What the hell man indeed... this is madness.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-01-29 18:41:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love cats. Especially when they have their own little Hitler moustaches.
Submitted by blackeyedbitch (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:16:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-01-25 07:44:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Time to kill my cat with a hammer
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-01-24 15:48:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hail Satan?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-01-21 17:45:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My UM entry is taking shape.
Woot.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-01-17 14:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fognl
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-01-16 17:07:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why was Uber broken this morgon?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-01-09 02:36:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Woo. I finished my UM entry.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2007-01-03 15:23:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YARGON YARGON LIBERAL MEDIA YARGON
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2007-01-01 06:26:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL YOU BASTARDS! get pissed and dont cry in the beer, for tomorrow never comes.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-12-31 23:37:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stupid New Years alone
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-12-30 06:14:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're mean.
You're going to hell.
:-(
See you there! Bring beer!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-12-26 14:15:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Speaking of pork, I made fun of a fat chick yesterday. I yelled something about getting lost in her folds, and she cried. It made me happy.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-12-26 01:48:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who said pork?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-12-24 13:31:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
merry christmas!
I'm stoned out of my mind!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-12-23 14:51:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where am I?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-12-23 03:29:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm a loser
big big loser
i'm going to go drink some bleach.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-12-21 22:01:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wooooo
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-12-16 04:29:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hope you blokes all have a good xmas and get on the piss.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-12-16 03:44:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm drunk.
i kissed a girl that wasn't my girlfriend.
and my teacher got me drunk.
i tjhink i'm in opposite land.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-12-13 02:20:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ENSAM
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-12-09 16:54:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No it doesn't! It takes you to Lenin's tomb!
COMMIE! COMMIE BASTARD!
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 14:00:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
guys, enter in UA-259438-1 into your browser and it'll instantly send you here! try it!
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 13:59:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
w00t
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-11-30 06:27:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Give him your microwave inpregnated rice filled shirt Steve, he can live off that for a week.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-30 02:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My rice exploded in the microwave and a homeless guy tried to steal my shirt!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-11-28 11:12:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just farted.
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2006-11-28 03:47:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
aphoristic.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-27 21:49:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dammit all to hell is it cold outside.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-22 02:26:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm such a whiny bitch!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-11-20 10:14:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I could try to praise the wisdom of that last review, but words wouldn't do it justice. I am forever your servant. Want my first born? It's yours!
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-11-20 06:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rape is a state of mind,no doubt many a young lad or lady has enjoyed the challenge of the "rape" only to awake with some hiddious guilt feelings in the morning and call the cops.
most girls i have found love to call the words rape, me fuck me ,it's all part of the fantasy ,the fantasy that turns them on,and brings them to a high .
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-11-20 04:01:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WAZZA!!! Please, make rape to me!!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-20 03:39:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE YOU WAZZA.
I'm sorry I sullied this place with my rape-speak.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-11-20 02:23:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't really know about rape , but when your in Asia and they are screaming at ya , usually means they are havin a come out,(thats what they call it .)ha ha ha ha
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-19 15:01:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ohhhhh why wont my entry write itself....whoooaaaa oohhhhhhh
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-11-18 00:53:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Indeed sir, indeed.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-16 02:27:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you're in another country and the girl you're raping doesn't speak English when she's screaming at you, is it still rape?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-15 22:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't like the European version of rape.
There's no glitz, no glamour.
Now, AMERICAN rape... THERE is something someone can get behind!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-11-15 18:53:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rape is my favorite sport!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:55:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
rape rape rape
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-13 16:01:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-12 20:51:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HEY!
Don't talk bad about Oatmeal!
ESPECIALLY BROWN SUGAR AND CINAMONIMINIMONIMINONONIMINIOMIMON!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-12 13:20:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't give a shit about Oatmeal or Oathmeal.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-11 21:43:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, quick question about this, and then I'll leave it alone.
What was your first recation to the CL links I did on OathMeal, seriously?
AND NOW...
I saw Jeebus on TV once, and he told me to send him 1 million dollars.
I didn't have it, so I sent an IOU.
Well, I forgot about the IOU, and in the past 4 months, I've had 6 wives die.
Is that normal?
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-11-11 03:28:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One of the voices in my head tell me he's Jesus. I hope that's not the case, because that would mean Jesus likes to make snuff films. Then again, that would be the perfect justification for all those snuf films I made last year. "I was on a mission from God!!!"
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:51:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus ran over my dogma with his karma.
BAM.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus stole my religion.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-09 02:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was me dressed as Jesus.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-08 16:29:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus stole my crack.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus stole my hubcaps.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-05 19:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I found him first but told him to keep hiding so you'd feel special.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-11-05 12:15:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I found Jesus. He really sucks at hiding.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-03 08:59:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YAARRRRRR!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-02 17:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have that exact conversation with my griffin EVERY DAY.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:06:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate you...
OK I LOVE YOU! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-01 13:31:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My afternoon class is cancelled today!
I'm going to stay home and masturbate to old videos of women's figure skating!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-31 15:39:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You are NOT the last man standing...
I'm only leaning against the wall, but I'm still on two feet!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-29 13:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It looks like I'm the last man standing.
Where's my million dollars?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-28 03:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to rape Yadier Molina in the face.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-28 03:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rape
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-27 04:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I WAS JUST RAPED.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-25 02:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I brought the pain with my post and won!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-24 20:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think my big bad post last year was something like 5100 words, and that fucker was looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-23 12:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MWA HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-23 02:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mine has grown to over 4,000 words.
No point in stopping it now!
GROW MY BEAST! GROW!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-22 19:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's Sunday, right?
WTF is up with no UM4 posts yet?
Normally there would be 2 or 3 out that would be getting ripped to shit right now.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-22 16:14:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dammit stevie, PLZ POST AGEEN I LURVEZ UR STUFFS LOLOLOL!!!1! KK?? KK!!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-10-22 14:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JesuCristo, hombre. Bad night?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-22 01:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK YOU ALL GO GET RAPED BY DOGS I HATE ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIEDIDIDEDIDEIEDIDEIEDIDIDDIEDDEIDEIDEIDECIDEIDEIDI
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-21 16:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I bled like a man, with my rippling muscles and rockstar good looks.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-21 03:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you harm yourself yesterday?
Did you bleed?
Did you save it in a vail for me?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-20 02:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love myself today.
Not like yesterday.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-19 20:01:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry.
I love you, Stevie.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-10-18 11:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I _actually_ had an UM dream last night, in which from all my complaining about forfeits, I was entered into the contest in place of one of the forfeits... Only, I didn't know, so when the results came in for round 3... I was a forfeit! My title sucked though (in my dream), it was some word that I'd never heard of before.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-18 02:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JESUS CHRIST DOES MY TITLE SUCK!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-16 02:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't bring your hate here.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-15 23:46:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
boooooooooooooooooooooooooo
hiiiiiiiissssssssssssssss
Sorry.
Foul mood.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-10-14 19:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yaaaya!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-14 14:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yippppeee!
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-10-14 14:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
w00t!!!!1111!!!!oneone!!!!11
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-13 12:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woo
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-13 12:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking hell...
Both rounds I've been put up against posts that have been called "The Best of the Round" and "Just simply amazing"
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT...
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-10-13 00:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Vote for the better of the two entries in:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/94365
Hint: it might be the forfeit
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-10-13 00:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I propose the following for UM5:
1. Go back to the single-elimination bracket-system
2. Reduce the number of participants to 32.
* It will filter out the pretenders; the entries will be better
* It will reduce the overall number of entries, increasing voter participation
3. Allow the top 8 finishers of UM4 automatic places
4. For the remaining 24 bracket spots, use the format of Photoshop competitions
* The title of the UM-entry competition is announced 2-3 weeks prior to UM5
* The best 24 scores are given a bracket location
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-10-11 23:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know how to make the pain stop.
Hint: It begins with an 's' and ends in 'uicide'.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-10 02:10:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My entry is too close and I'm going to spend all week worrying about it and crying at night only to lose because I CAN'T PROOFREAD OR WRITE ENDINGS.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-10-10 00:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So... many... forfeits. Now I definitely have to enter next time. I've only written one post that would be UM-worthy (in my opinion), The Game of Life. That's what I would submit for my "Example."
Just day-dreamin' of one day being in the contest. Is it sad that I pay more attention to this than any sport out there? Don't answer that.
The point I'm trying to make is, everyone should read Universal Loathing, Entry 2. It is ridiculously awesome.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just posted mine, and now I wait.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-08 22:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have something but it's shit.
*Weeps*
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-08 20:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm up shit creek right now...
I have 4 semi-decent starter stories, and now I'm sitting and waiting for something to pop int my head that'll make one of them real good.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-10-06 23:00:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I so want to do ubermadness next time. God it looks fun. The problem is getting in... I would have to campaign on the re-16 board, and start posting... if only I had any ideas.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-06 16:42:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really need to start writing or else I'll end up throwing something together at the last minute and get blown out of the water.
God I love corn.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-06 02:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Clawhammer #1 was me.
I got killed.
And they locked out the holy wazza???
WTFLCOPTER?
Submitted by Defect (user info) at 2006-10-04 20:57:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just happened to come across this 2 hours after Wazza did.
Google image search for AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2003/2003-11/20-jackson-inside3.jpg
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-10-04 18:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Wazza is back . they had me locked out there for a while.
Everybody loves somebody sometimes.ha ha ha ha ha enjoy .
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-03 20:30:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
No one loves Steve anymore...
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I still love you!!! Whether you want it to be in a hetro way, or a ghey butsecks kinda way, I'll let you decide....
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-03 20:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No one loves Steve anymore...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-02 04:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no more work.
no more.
pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaseeeeeeeeee.
i am n.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-30 14:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
.........kooooooooo m oi -0n 0
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-09-30 07:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-30 02:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Amateur. Entry Two.
Rock on.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-29 21:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
which ones did you guys write?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-29 21:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
200,054 hits.
YAY MUTHAFUNKA!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-29 02:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm so proud they used my title idea (A Different Kind of Death). Both of the entries sucked, however, rendering it useless.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-28 18:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WAZZA DOES CARE!
HOW DARE YOU!
HE'S JUST UP ON A MOUNTAIN, MAKING STONE TABLETS, WAITiNG FOR SOMEONE HERE TO WORSHIP A GOLDEN EMU!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-28 12:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sooooooo sleepy.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-27 03:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO LIFE NO LIFE NO LIFE
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-09-27 03:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Still going eh guys? Time to get a life Steve and Jay. Wazza doesnt even care anymore.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-26 22:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<sigh> There are too many to keep up with now. I liked it when I could track each one.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's Mr. "Whines Like a Bitch" 28 to you.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm getting HAMMERED, as expected.
Oh, and I know it's not much to you Mr. Number 29 on the MVA, but I'm only 300 hits from 200K!
WOOO!
YAY!
I'm crossing the new bar!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-26 11:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's obvious I never keep my word.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-26 11:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
However, I do enjoy how we're letting everyone down with how crappy out matchup was.
I always love shooting below expectations.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-26 11:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just to repeat myself, if I lose to THAT story, I'm quitting the contest.
I don't CARE if it's double-knockout.
Come the fuck on.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-25 22:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
arrrrrrrrggggggggggg
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-25 20:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm now at about 1500 with my title.
And I can assure you it will fucking LOSE.
It's stupid.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-25 03:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My opponent STILL hasnt posted.
ME HATES HIM.
In all probablity, it's just delaying my invevitable loss, but STILL GODAMMIT.
I AM THE WORST FROGGER PLAYER EVER!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-25 02:34:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ecstacy
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-25 02:33:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Entry 2 in Bleeding Red Ecstacsy really took my mind for a trip. I think I get it now though.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-24 14:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHY WON'T MY OPPONENT POST??????
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-23 19:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wrote 2,300 words and my title is effin' retarded.
Clearly, I just wrote my name over and over again.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-23 19:29:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stevie, dude, I can't get past 300-400 word with my title.
When you see it, trust me you'll say "Holy shit, that title sucks"
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-23 18:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My UberMadness post SUCKS.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jag är mycket trött...
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-22 03:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LOOK HOW EARLY I AM UP!
3:30!
PM? Really?
Damn.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOOK HOW EARLY I AM AWAKE!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-17 15:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dammit.
If I posted more I'd just be rocketing up the charts.
In other news, I'm in my underwear right now.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-17 10:54:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stevie passes CBG for 29th!
PARTY AT STEVIES!
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-09-16 22:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-16 20:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I eats me spinach alls da time, and alls I ever gets is da runs and some serious intestinal crampings.
Popeye's last words.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-16 14:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sure thing, dude.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-16 01:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops, I ate spinach today. Remember guys, make sure this goes on my tombstone. My family will be cool with it, just tell them I said it was okay.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-15 20:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-15 02:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wished wished wished wiesh wjedwhdudj
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-15 01:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sleep is comin at me, what the hell man... time to crash for the night.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-09-14 00:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Am I the only one who's ever converted someone to Satanism because I was bored one day, and wanted to see if I really could?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-13 16:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm sooooo sleepy.
ZzZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZzzz
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-12 18:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I betcha the asian check and the blonde had some NASTY lesbo scenes with Capn Planet walking off in the corner.
Why do you think he wore gloves? Hides the green hair on his palms.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST POST EVAR!!!
Submitted by ugoat (user info) at 2006-09-11 15:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
but whom came at you and why?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-09 18:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We should burn him at the stake.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-09 02:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That heart guy was a cocksucker.
I mean, he was from Africa and shit, but did he ever donate his clothes to his village?
Fuck no.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-08 23:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wazza, I give you thanks. I dodged two bullets this week; there's definitely someone watchin' over me.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-08 13:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yippee
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-09-06 23:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damnit. Now I have a bunch of old Earth Wind & Fire songs stuck in my head. :(
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-06 22:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wind! Water! Earth! Heart! Fire!
Everyone knows the 'heart' guy was useless.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-06 19:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I ate a bagel with cream cheese but it was Philly brand.
Is that OKAY WITH YOU??? HUH? HUH??!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 13:15:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just ate a bagel.
With cream cheese.
That was NOT Philly brand.
The horror...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-06 12:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dodadodadodadoo
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That might have a small something to do with it, I'd think...
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-09-04 23:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SO DO MINE! Think it might have to do with the fact that one of my toenails is green?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-04 16:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My feet hurt
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-04 02:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-09-03 20:40:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Jaypig thinks he's so cute and funny by obsessing over this post, but in reality all he has done is suck every last drop of humor from it. You're not cute, you stupid fat fuck. Get off this post and quit ruining the humor.
___________________________________________
Does your mother know you make fun of people and call them names? Like I said elsewhere,
when I think of you, the only thing that wiggles is my gorge.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-04 01:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Wiggles, if anyone cared about your opinions, we'd ask the nurse at the desk of your assisted living home to get you a crayon to write them down.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-09-03 21:44:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
God I hate you, Jaypig.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-09-03 20:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jaypig thinks he's so cute and funny by obsessing over this post, but in reality all he has done is suck every last drop of humor from it. You're not cute, you stupid fat fuck. Get off this post and quit ruining the humor.
Submitted by U927 (user info) at 2006-09-03 20:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Penile Implants for $500, Trebek.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-09-03 18:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"derp"
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2006-09-03 16:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How does this have more reviews than the Neverending Thread??
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-03 16:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is so amazingly lame
Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2006-09-03 16:01:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Enter a comment here (optional)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-03 08:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm crazy tired is what I am. :-) I'm the only manager this weekend at the hotel and I'm sleeping here tonight in case of any problems with the 2 new folks on shift in the morning.
Let me put it this way, if I was hiring, I wouldn't have hired either of these two as life-preserver test dummies.
One of them can't figure out "stripe in front" on the credit card reader, and the other lady is soooooooooooo damn annoying, guests have actually walked away from her in mid-conversation when she said for the umpteenth time "Oh, that reminds me of a situation I was in when I was younger" and she's in her 50's.
*sigh*
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-09-03 08:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're crazy Jay.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-03 04:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
44213 is the post number, Ash.
That's why 88426 was so important. It's 44213x2.
And, did you know that 4+4-2-1-3=2?
And that 2 is half 4, one more than 1 and one less than 3?
Don't you get it?
It's all CONNECTED man!
Ohm wazza padme ohm
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-03 04:42:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
what is the significance of 44213? Tell me and I'll be back in four months to see your answer.
Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-09-03 03:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-03 02:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We only need 39000 more reviews.
I mean, it's just BARELY less than 8 times what we have.
I say we try for it, no matter what.
Christians try to attain heaven, we try to attain 44213 reviews.
It's a quest from God Wazza.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-03 02:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I feel I must do this.
it is my duty.
Goodbye $1, I barely knew thee...
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-02 16:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We must petition to open this post to the public, once and for all.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-02 14:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If we all put our alls in to it, we'd might get there in like five years. However, if this were still open to the public, we'd get more.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-02 06:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(For the first time) In English:
What the hell, man. If they are coming at you, it must means that they want something; it's better than you look after them and care for them, than they get left on the street. Uh?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-01 21:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Does anyone think we might ever reach 44213 reviews?
And if we do, is that when the bell will toll? The horn will sound? The dog will meow?
Is that when the rapture begins?
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-08-31 01:21:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hatway hetay ellhay anmay fiay heytay reaay omincay taay ouyay , eansmay heyta antway omthinsay ,oremay etterbay ouyay ooklay fteraay hemtay ndaay arecay orfay hemtay ,hantay heytay etgay noay hetay treetsay huay?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-30 21:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In Swedish (i'm too lazy to fix the obvious errors but I've been staring at this shit all day and I don't give a fuck right now):
Vad helveten besätta om de er komme på du, medel de nöd något, mer bättre du blick efter dem och bekymmer sig om de, än vad som de komma på gåtan uh?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-30 20:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I was number 2500.
Anyway, re 16 y/olds in German:
Was bedeutet der Höllenmann, wenn sie an Sie kommen, dass sie etwas mehr besser Sie wollen, schauen an nachdem sie und Sorge für sie als sie erhalten auf der Straße uh?
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AND BY POST I OBVIOUSLY MEAN REVIEW BECAUSE IT CAN BE TAKEN IN MULTIPLE WAYS
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*ORGASM* OH GOD POST 5000 IS MINE. WHAT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT!
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WAIT FOR IT!!!
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:14:04 EDT (#)
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oooooooh
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:13:30 EDT (#)
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Wait for it...
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CAN YA TASTE IT?
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh boy oh boy
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're gonna need it
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Please whip out the apparatus
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay penis
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
; )
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:11:25 EDT (#)
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Woooo 10 more
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:10:42 EDT (#)
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!!!
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:08:52 EDT (#)
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5000
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:08:30 EDT (#)
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Number
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Review
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:08:04 EDT (#)
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That
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:07:50 EDT (#)
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Is
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:07:24 EDT (#)
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Street
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:07:06 EDT (#)
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The
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:06:48 EDT (#)
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On
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Word
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the hell man!!!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-08-30 00:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wazza's message helped a homeless man today. Normally, I don't give money to hobo's, but one of them approached me, and in spite of myself I thought "what the hell man..." and I gave him a dollar. The greatness of Wazza knows no bounds.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-29 22:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stinky McStinkerson
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-29 20:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I repeated this to myself over and over as I stood upon a great rock, and peace and calm washed over me, not unlike a good shower.
Speaking of showers...
I stink.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-29 15:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We can all dream.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-08-29 02:38:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stevie, I wouldn't worry. Now I'm not saying everything you produce is gold (I _still_ don't understand that planet series you did, but apparently everyone else liked it)... but damn, 'Learning About Goodbye' is one of the greatest works uber has ever seen, and I still remember reading 'A Face in the Crowd' and being pretty floored. However if it comes down to you and Wazza, well, you're only human. Speaking of which, how cool would that be if Wazza joined UM4! I could just see it coming down to the final round, Wazza versus Jack McCallum, and Wazza busting out a re 15 y/olds that would just end the competition right then and there <sigh>
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-28 19:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I don't get into UberMadness I'm going to spend all my nights crying on this post.
Submitted by delboy (user info) at 2006-08-28 18:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All your bases are belong to us
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-08-28 16:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have made my yearly visit to Uber Mecca. I offer a 16 y/old linkwhore as a gift to Wazza:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91260
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-27 18:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There is always something beyond what we see.
Live in the moment but expect that moment to not exist beyond the instance for which that moment will never come again.
My eyes hurt and I'm all farty.
I sleep too much.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-08-27 13:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just when I thought this post couldn't enlighten me MORE....
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-08-26 20:20:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am of the belief that the scriptures aren't meant to be taken literally. The '16 y/old' referenced in Wazza 1:1 is meant to signify all things good. For instance, a cheeseburger was comin at me today and I said "what that hell man" and ate it, because it was more better to give it a warm place to stay than to let it get in the trash can uh? I think that's the message he's trying to convey, the big picture if you will.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-08-26 03:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-08-25 21:35:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
WWWD
--------
This would guide me VERY well if I had a 16 y/old at my disposal. Unfortunately I don't. WAAAH!!!!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-08-25 21:35:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WWWD
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-25 12:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because he sucked?
Why oh why did Detroit trade for him?
Why wasn't I wearing pants when the hot mailgirl knocked at my door?
*weeps*
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-25 04:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uwe KRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPP!!!!
how the hell did Beezer give up THAT goal?
A fucking lazy slapshot from the left side of the blue line?
From a guy who'd played damn near 60 minutes of hockey that night?
KRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-08-24 02:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOW DARE YOU INSULT WAZZA BY COMPARING HIM TO JESUS!?!?!?!?!? Shame on you...
Oh, and hooray for the Scott Mellanby rat-trick!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-08-24 00:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Wazza, thank you for this beautiful day... and for the good dinner I ate tonight... amen.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-23 16:49:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was the year with the rats on the ice.
Good times.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-08-22 22:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm watching hockey from 1996. More specificially game 4 of the 96' Cup finals. God I loved Vanbiesbrouck back in the day.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-22 17:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm watching hockey from 2000!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-08-21 00:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"...should have ducked"
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-08-20 23:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A nun walks into a bar, the bartender says
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-08-20 18:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had a dream that I got on an elevator, and the music cut off, and in it's place, some guy just kept saying "what the hell man..." over and over again. Then I got out and was immediately accosted by a bunch of scientologists.
SUCK ON THAT, FREUD!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-20 14:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-08-05 22:00:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
mc hammer approves this post
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If mc hammer approves of this post, then it's good enough for me.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-20 03:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What about Phat Girlz?
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-08-20 00:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Assholy loses. uh that was fun.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-08-19 18:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOORAY!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-19 03:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What are you talking about? I loved that movie. I want to live in that movie fo'ever and ever.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-08-18 22:13:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the fifth element. lots of people liked that movie. i did not.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-18 16:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-18 05:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Forces of Nature.
God I hated that movie. However, not a musical. Thus, better but not by a lot.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-08-17 23:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's play a game to pass the time. I'll name a movie to get it starting. Each reply is to contain a _slightly_ better movie. It has to be better, but don't make it too much better or we'll reach the best movie too quickly, see. To leave lots of room for slightly better movies, it is my job to start with a really, really awful movie. It is without further ado that I start with...
From Justin to Kelly
Oh and... to make it interesting, you lose if you name a movie that is better by a big margin (to be determined by the panel), or worse (again, the panel). The only way to survive is to name one slightly better. Okay... Go!
The panel is just a majority of the people who regularly review this. Okay... now go!
<crickets>
guys?
...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-17 18:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This just passed 40K hits!
AGAIN!
WOOOO!!!!!!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-16 22:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Shanny.
My bad.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-16 03:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
woo?
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-08-16 00:55:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some wars are not meant to be won.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-08-15 23:53:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If my raging addiction to asian porn was terrorism, I'd have just won the war against it. WHOO!!!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-15 16:20:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Suck it, Trebek.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-15 04:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go home, dad, you're drunk.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-15 04:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-14 03:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nah, that was Shanahan.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-14 01:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wasn't Steve in Me, Myself & Irene?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-14 01:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I watched the Rage: Carrie 2 the other night because one of the actors looked kinda-maybe-sorta like Steve Yzerman.
I think I'm going crazy.
That movie was fucking stupid.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-13 00:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO00000OOOOOON!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-12 18:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Merp merpy merp merp
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-12 15:53:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
woooo
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-12 02:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF I'm not reading all that!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-08-10 12:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Or super-aids. Super-aids is fun.
Wait. No it isn't. Pretend I didn't say that.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-08-09 23:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just do a story about your trip to the zoo; those are always fun.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-09 16:15:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I need to post something but I don't know what.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-09 09:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yo.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-07 07:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The one with the knife is the one with the beard.
the one in the beret is one on it's own.
My fave is the one wihere he's wearing shity replica masonic rings.
And he's still annoying me.
Thank god I have two days off coming up.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-07 03:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm soooo sleepy.
:-D
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-08-06 14:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MAKE THE MIND GNOMES STOP ACCOSTING ME! :(
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-06 11:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been ignoring that guy for months.
However, since the Edmonton Trasit System (ETS) is written on every bus in this city, I think about ETS ALMOST EVERY DAY.
So whenever I see a bus, I think about that picture of him in the hat with the knife. That may have been two different pictures, but in my mind it's one. And it's on every bus in Edmonton.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-06 04:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ya know, ETS is fucking annoying me again..
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-08-05 22:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mc hammer approves this post
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-04 22:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:-)
Hi Melvin.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-08-03 23:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell man, who do you think B-team is?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-03 22:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright, I got *1* team to sign up from here?
Damn it people, just SIGN UP AND I PROMISE YOU I WILL SEND YOU ALL A RELIC OF WAZZA!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-08-03 22:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damnit! Now I've got "Dance Hall Days" stuck in my head...
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-08-03 21:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell man, what if they aren't comin at you, then what? <sigh>
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-03 16:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I listened to that song for a half an hour the other day.
And I danced.
DANCED DANCED DANCED
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-02 02:55:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You broke my heart
because I couldn't dance
You didn't even want me around
And now I'm back
to let you know
I can really
shake them down
Do love me (I can really move)
Do you love me (Now I'm in the groove)
Do you love me (do you love me)
Now that I can dance?
Watch me now!!
work, work
work it out baby
work, work
You driving me crazy
work, work
with a little bit of soul now
Well I can mash potato (mash potato)
I can do the twist (do the twist)
And then funky, funky chicken (funky, funky chiken)
Well do you like me like this (do you like me like this)
Tell me, tell me, tell me
[2 times]
Well do you love me (do you love me)
Do you love me (do you love me)
Do you love me (do you love me)
Now that I can dance
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-08-01 22:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-01 03:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*barf*
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-07-31 10:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Trying IS the first step to failure...
Then again, when everyone knows you're a failure already, you don't really have anything to lose.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-31 05:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
C'mon, Stevie. Join man!
I got 7 teams, i need 5 more.
With you, I only need 4!
Then we can make up some hookers names and we're set!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-30 16:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I join, I know I'll lose. I lose at everything.
The lesson is never try.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-30 06:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
woooo!!!!
Also, why is Fuzie the ONLY OTHER PERSON HERE BESIDES ME in the spectacularrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Ubersite Fantasy Football 2006 league?
huh?
Huh?
HUh?
HUH???????
League ID Number: 197663
League Password: re16yolds
League ID Number: 197663
League Password: re16yolds
League ID Number: 197663
League Password: re16yolds
League ID Number: 197663
League Password: re16yolds
League ID Number: 197663
League Password: re16yolds
League ID Number: 197663
League Password: re16yolds
League ID Number: 197663
League Password: re16yolds
JOIN IT DAMN YOU ALL!
JOIN LIKE YOUR LIVES DEPENDED ON IT, BECAUSE THEY DO!
IF YOU DO NOT JOIN, I WILL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE, KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP PUT YOU IN A FREEZER, TRAIN A CHIMP TO TAKE YOUR PLACE IN LIFE SO NO ONE NOTICES YOU'RE GONE, HACK YOUR EMAIL, SIGN YOU UP AND DRAFT YOU A SHITTY TEAM THAT WILL GET DESTROYED SO THAT EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE DEAD, YOU WILL BE RIDICULED BY MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WHO WILL GO 'HAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT HE SHITTY TEAM THAT GUY DRAFTED AND GOT BEATEN WITH'!!!
Um... Or something like that...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-30 03:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jihad?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-30 02:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-30 02:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DERKA
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-30 02:59:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
derka
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-07-29 11:46:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nurrrrrr.....
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-29 01:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seventh
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-28 17:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish I crashed studies of planes...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-28 16:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Derp
Derp
Derp
I wish I studied plane crashes.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-27 22:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just randomly blurt out "Have you seen my Hopkin Green frog?" while driving and listening to the radio.
It actually makes a good chorus in Dani California.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-27 03:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've started to end most of my conversations with PS I'll find my frog.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-26 20:13:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have no reason why Hopkin is still damn funny, but it is...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-26 20:13:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
IF YOU LOOK MY FROG AND FIND HIM HIS NAME IS HOPKIN PLEASE HELP!!!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-07-26 16:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IF I LOOKING FOR FROG, HIM NAME IS HOPKIN GREEN FROG
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-26 05:10:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAVE YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY SEEN MY FROG???
HIM NAME IS HOPKIN GREEN FROG
?????
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-26 03:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
119 reviews to make 5000.
Who had 4000, does anyone remember?
Oh, and I like to play "Copa Cabana" on the accordion, does that make me a nerd?
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-07-26 00:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dayum. We could be at 5000 by nightfall.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-25 03:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
P.S. I'll fing my frog
Who took my frog
Who found my frog
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-24 17:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wesley Crusher was such a douche bag.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-24 04:31:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm a huge fan of this jar of Pub Mustard my parents brought back from their trip to England.
Good shit, I tells ya.
Spicy, but not too much so, and the mustard seed isn't fully crushed, so there's a good bit of texture to it.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-24 01:57:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn I love mustard.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-24 00:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stevie!
You receive a personal blessing of hope and happyness from Wazza, and still you sigh?
My brother, do you now doubt the Dali Llama of Ubersite?
BELIEVE BROTHER STEVIE, FOR THE WAZZA LOVES YOU, AND MAKES YOUR DAY BRIGHTER WITH TIDINGS OF JOY AND PEACE, AND SENDS YOU GLORIOUS HAM SAMMITCHES WITH CHEDDAR AND PUB MUSTARD!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-23 15:30:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sigh....
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-07-23 06:34:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fight the demon depression Stevie boy,you have a heap to live for!think happy thoughts and dont let the negatives get into you,love yourself and others too.Consider the fact that you are a worthwhile human being,not up to letting shit get you down ,or into your head ,believe in yourself!.love from Wazza!!!!!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-07-23 05:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm back. And what's the first thing I do when I get back? That's right. Jack off to internet porn. Reviewing this post is 2nd.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-23 05:48:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why are you depressed, again?
Just wondering, because I'd be more than happy to drive to Edmonton and wear a thong to cheer you up.
Hey, hey now... Put down the gun, OK?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-23 03:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My crippling depression worsens everyday!
Woooo!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-23 03:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nah, people just hate that which is superior.
I keep telling myself that...
Then the busdriver makes me put my helmet back on...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-23 02:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's always opening my eyes
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-07-22 23:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-15 21:45:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
wtf I'm not reading all that
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<sigh> If he had actually read Wazza's message he would understand everything there is to know.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-22 01:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
People hate what they don't understand?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-21 19:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ya know, I really should keep a tally of people on Uber who have a boner for me.
I swear to God I may not have as many in total as Shlongy, but I have more current ones than just about anyone else right now...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-20 19:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't bring your hate here.
This is a place of worship.
Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-20 19:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
jgreening is a stinky poopy fatty ugly bum bum shit ass slut bitch monkey nigger spade crook-nose hebe kyke polesmoking fucknut whackjob bitchass muthafucka cracka spic wop cunt dyke fag queer homo cum-drinking lady.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-07-20 07:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hello all ,you wouldn't believe i have been soooo fucking busy with work ,just haven't had the time to get on here,guess you are all well and reaping the benefits of life to the fullest! yesssss,
It's that time again for another post just gotta get the time to do the time.
All the very bloody best Wazzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-20 02:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus St. Awesome of St. Awesomer...
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-07-19 22:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He'll be back... unlike Jesus :\
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-19 16:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where indeed...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-07-19 14:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where's Wazza?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-18 20:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had to buy a new keyboard today because I failed in an attempt to clean my old one.
It's a silent keyboard.
I couldn't afford wireless but now I wish I had sprung for it....just to see how far away I could type from.
And that was my day.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-18 15:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Remember to review when you come back or else you'll be cursed by the ghost of Barbaro.
His future ghost, I mean.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-07-18 08:56:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm leaving town for a week in about 20 minutes, so I thought I'd get one more review in here. Yeah.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-18 03:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
har har har peenered
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-17 15:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was driving home from my parent's house on Sunday night and I heard a radio show talking about WWE.
I didn't know whether to laugh, cry or crash my car and end it all.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-17 06:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think XPac is now trying to be a part of a made-for-TV fed for MTV...
It's pretty damn sad, if ya ask me.
Which you did.
So I answered.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-17 03:56:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know that scene in Titanic where all the band members start playing one by one on the deck?
That scene always stabs me right in the heart.
Fuck that movie.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-17 02:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Somedays...
Somedays just suck.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-16 05:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He's the leader of DX.
Better watch out or he'll chop his crotch at you.
Where's X-Pac? Why didn't he come back...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-16 04:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This guy is such a polesmoker.
He gets physically angry with me when I -2 a post of his.
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Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-15 21:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wtf I'm not reading all that
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-07-15 16:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got a free hat yesterday... <keanu>Whoa</keanu>
That's spooky.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-15 16:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAT
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-15 02:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate going to work.
I hate coming home.
I hate...
I am hat.
That's right.
Hat.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-07-15 01:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If it wasn't for Wazza I don't know where I'd be. Thanks Wazza.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-14 18:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WAZZA!!!
You said you'll be posting soon!
PRAISE BE!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-13 15:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss you Wazza!
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-07-13 07:30:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Soon coming is an abstract from "The Bastard From the Bush".goodnight boys .
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-12 23:05:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet!
I'm trying to get someone in England to send me a Man U Christiano Ronoldo jersey before they're all burned in efegy.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-12 17:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good news!
I got my Zetterberg jersey!
AWESOME!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-07-12 01:47:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Surely I jest! Goodnight Wazza. Goodnight uber.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-07-12 01:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd be hurt too if my family stole anything of mine... Zing!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-07-11 19:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The shame I felt when I realized how long it had been since my last review was greater than the shame I felt when gay porno mags under my brothers bed. It was almost unbearable.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-11 02:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hurts, don't it?
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-07-11 00:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't reviewed this for like, 3 days. That needs to not happen again.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-10 14:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yarg.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-08 15:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Joe and Stevie are two of the good guys.
I respect Joe. If he passes (or at least ties) Stevie for longest serving Captain...I won't mind that much.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-08 11:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think you cna get those on DVD yet, Stevie.
And Joe will never.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER...
I FUCKING SAID EVER!!!
sign with another team.
He's been in the Quebec/Colorado system his entire career. He's won 2 cups here. Twice he's taken less than market value to stay here.
He knows that when he retires...
AS AN AV!
He will go down as the best player in the NOrdiques/Avalance history.
And if he can stick around another, what, 2 seasons, he'll tie Stevie Y for the longest captaincy in NHL history?
We'll never lose him, and he will retire an Av.
Fuckers.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-07-08 03:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know if I'll ever be able to stop reviewing this. It's like crack, only better.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-07 18:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not everyone is perfect.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-07-07 04:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BLASPHEMY!!!
I still love you. :)
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-07-07 02:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate hockey.
There, I said it.
<ducks>
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-06 15:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wazza always speaks the truth.
If Joe signs with Vancouver than two of Peter Forsberg's ex-boyfriends will be playing on the same team. CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT!
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-07-06 15:03:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jgreening,
Burnaby Joe will sign a big contract next year with a team like Vancover and carry them to the final
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-07-06 14:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MY MIND HAS BEEN FICKING DEEP-IFIED!
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-07-06 04:57:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where onions are found,also violets will be.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-05 16:11:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God Damn Shanahan.
God Damn him to HELL!
Jay, did you see ESPN The Season a few years back when they followed the Avs? Dija see Joe Sakic's halloween costume? They followed the Wings the year before. Can you get those on DVD ANYWHERE?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-04 16:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
har har weeps
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-04 07:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was kidding Stevie!
Seriously, I actually really did like Yzerman.
Hated Federov.
And Draper.
And whatever goalie thought he had the stones to fight St. Patrick.
And Scotty Bowman.
But I loved Yzerman.
And yes, this is more than likely the last year for Super Joe, too.
*sigh*
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-04 02:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Joe Sakic hasn't got much left either there, bub.
Don't get me wrong, I love the guy. But if you wanna talk shit about my captain I will break your captain's legs and leave him for dead in a mass grave in Croatia.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-04 00:46:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stevie, if it's any consolation.
I, Jay Peg, an Avs fan, am also sad that Yzerman is retiring.
Because we weren't able to hit him hard enough to crap his depends.
I kid, I kid.
We did hit him that hard.
Sorry.
I love Yzerman. One of the few "right" guys in hockey.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-03 14:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*weeps*
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-03 01:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*weeping in advance of tomorrow's Yzerman press conference*
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-07-02 15:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wanted to get a 'Satan 666' jersey, but stupid nhl.com wouldn't let me get 3 numbers on the back. Fuckers.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-07-02 13:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good times.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-02 07:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I am going to order a shirt sleeve white Rooney England footie kit.
Does that sound British?
A white Rooney England footie kit?
I'm working on it...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-30 16:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I ordered a Zetterberg Sweden jersey.
And they effin' cancelled it.
I'm gonna phone them next week after I get my credit card statement and proof that they charged me for something I'm not going to get.
*weeps*
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-30 16:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well Stevie, what jersey do you want?
Huh?
HUH?
ANSWER ME!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-30 15:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-30 03:04:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still pissed off at NHL.com
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-30 03:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still pissed off at NHL.com
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-28 14:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking NHL.com can't get me the jersey I wanted.
And they said they didn't charge my credit card BUT THEY DID charge my credit card!
And I'm hungry!
ARG!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-28 03:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGg
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-27 14:44:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm rooting for Ukraine and Italy. At least one of my teams will make it to the next round. That's the only way I can look at it.
I hope Germany kicks the piss out of Argentina because I hate them.
Guess I'm cheering for England too. But I love it when Portugal wins. There are these crazy guys that drive around honking and waving flags. Happened during Euro and now World Cup. It's funny because most rednecks have no idea what's going on.
I know Brazil is probably going to win this whole thing but I just hate them. Just like Argentina.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-27 07:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am now rooting for England.
You know, home of my great great great great grandpa and all.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-06-26 22:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yo.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-26 15:46:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was rooting for Italy.
Woot.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-06-26 13:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin' Italy won today. Booooooo! I bet Wazza was rooting for Australia.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-26 00:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahaha
Awesome
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-06-25 20:49:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Me and my buddy soooooo totally got Bernie Federko to sign a Red Wings jersey. It put a big smile on my face.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-25 06:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know, it's sad...
I've never actually sat through the ENTIRE movie.
Ill see it on TV, watch it, but it always runs longer than the time I have...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-25 01:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Groundhog Day is my favourite movie.
It reminds me of my life.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-24 21:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I remember being that busy.
Up until 2 years ago, I felt like shit if I didn't work about 65-70 hour a week.
Held 2-3 jobs to make sure I was always working.
It was pathetic.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-24 17:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When I was in school, I'd work 4-midnight four days a week, have my newspaper on Tuesday and Sundays, have hockey Friday and Saturday...combine that with having to do my assignments and go to school from 8 a.m. until 4 p.m. five days a weeek...
God I miss being that busy.
I didn't need sleep then. Just ran on slurpees and coffee.
GO PRE-DRAFT SLURPEE, WOO!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-24 16:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I havd 2 7a-3p shifts, a single 3p-11p and two audit shifts, 11p-7a.
Try sleeping around that.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-24 02:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just can't sleep in summer at all. I end up staying up all night playing NHL 2005 and eventually crashing at 8 a.m.
Fucking hell.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-23 23:18:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Man... We had 90-100 for 16 straight days in June, which is fucking unheard of.
And then, since Wednesday, the first day of Summer, we've been in the low 80's.
Dubbya
Tee
Hef...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-23 07:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't fucking sleep.
Fuck you summer.
Fuck you in the ear.
Too hot for sleep.
Fucking hell.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-23 00:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I care.
I was just at work...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-22 15:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOO NHL AWARDS TONIGHT!!!!
WOOOOO!!!
WOOOO!!!
...nobody cares but me...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-22 02:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's the Sox and that's it in this guy at work's mind. Indians are below .500 right now, so we'll see.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-22 02:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But the Tiger's DON'T have an easy division.
Indins and White Sox are both very good.
True, true, the Royals are in that division... But that's not the point. :-)
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-22 02:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now people can bitch that, like the Red Wings, the Tigers have an easy division!
w00t!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-21 15:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now I can focus solely on baseball.
And my Rockies are still over .500! w00t!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-21 15:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yah! All the winter sports are over!
Woot!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-19 16:19:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've tried reviewing this for luck before...
One more time.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-18 03:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in Edmonton.
Thus, the Oilers are the cause of all my miseries.
Fuck Chris Pronger in the ear. HIS HEAD IS TOO SMALL FOR HIS BODY. FUCK.
Still, I've managed to reason that this will be my only chance to see a cup parade. So I may have to budge on my steadfast anti-bandwagon stance.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-06-18 00:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm no Canuck! :p I just really hate Chris Pronger. The prospect of him hoisting the Cup is enough to turn any blues fan into an alcoholic.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-18 00:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But now it's 3 3 going back to Carolina for game 7!
You Canuckleheads should be bleeding orange and blue right about now, thinking that you'll get the Cup back on native soil for the first time since what, 1993 or something?
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-06-17 22:04:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry. I've been drinking myself stupid ever since the Cup finals started. I haven't been in a reviewing sort of state for a while now.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-16 23:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And now almost 24 hours???
WHAT HAPPENED TO STEVIE???
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-15 23:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
C'mon now, 2 DAYS without a review?
Jesus, people, is Mecca drying up or something?`
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm somewhat awesome.
Not like "holy shit, he's fucking AWESOME" awesome.
More like "I was in some awe over him" awesome.
So I'm not really awesome, I'm someawe.
Fuck yeah, man.
Fuck.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-06-13 12:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whenever I start thinking that I'm awesome, people will remind me that I cry for half an hour after I have sex, then I realize that really not.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-13 02:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm so awesome sometimes
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-11 04:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YO, YO! We be in the 44213....WORD DAWG!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-10 20:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, most deifnatly, without 44213, I would have left a looooong time ago.
And I wouldn't have found anything to make me stay.
Shit, i went 3 months without a post, and only reviewed this twice in that time.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-06-10 17:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The problem is, re 16 y/olds would never die a natural death. It will forever live in the minds and hearts of Uber users.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-06-10 14:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The bigger the cushion
The sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband
The deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How can I leave this behind?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-10 02:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Without this, I would've lost interest in Uber almost all together.
It's true that I would've probably found something else to keep me here, but this is the glue.
That doesn't make sense.
I don't make sense.
*sigh*
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-09 19:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ax, sadly the reason is me.
I kept this post over 400 on Most heated almost single handed (and walleted) for nearly 2 weeks.
I shit you not, I spent 30 bucks in 2 weeks on the uberBoard.
At least he still lets us review, we could be the NET, you know.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-09 19:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This an open letter to the users off this most demorcratic site at least that is how it is put up.
Dont take it as a cry and a whinge ,because it is not!
I just wonder why Mr. Bart pulled the post re 16y/olds from the system ? especially when it is harmless smutless ,porno free and contains no denegration of any ubersite user.
Quite unlike some of the shit that has been bandied about off late on ubersite.
IN ALL FAIRNESS and being the good fellow that all uber users know you to be Mr. Bart ,please restor re16y/olds to the system so it can die a natural death ,not murdered the way it was.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-09 19:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell man, if you look hard its hard to find the good in anything, if you look easy its easy to find some good in everything!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-09 19:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell man , its time to get off you arse and change your Destiny!!!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-09 19:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and then they asked me what i did then ?
Well i told them then she started pushin,and me beein a country bloke i pushed back and then she pushed agen and so i pushed back ,and Then , the funniest thing happened , me arse Fainted and i had the best Piss i ever haddddd,
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-09 19:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wisdom
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-09 19:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-09 15:35:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a damn good song.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-09 00:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've listened to the song 16 times now, since I downloaded it...
I fucking love the song...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-07 01:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
woot
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-06 21:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
300K?
Fuck you.
160+ here...
*sob*
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-06 20:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA
I was right.
I'm the rightest person with 300,000 hits
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-06 19:58:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GOD DAMNIT...
Stevie.
I... I must apologize...
I could have sworn it wasn't Damien Rice.
I have so much of his catalouge.
I swore I had this song.
I swore on high.
So when my laptop shit itself and died, I had to redownload everything.
ONe of the songs I downloaded was...
Damien Rice.
Volcano.
Fucking hell.........
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-06 06:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And a large slim necked vessel made of superheated sand filled with an alcoholic beverage made from sugar cane on some islands in the area around the gulf of mexico and the atlantic ocean that some have at times called the carribian.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-05 15:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yo ho ho
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-05 02:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yah-harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-03 23:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I quote it whenever someone acts funny.
"Did you see Jerry kicking that hobo in the knee?"
"What the hell, man, when they're comin' atcha..."
"But the hobo was sleeping."
"So?"
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-03 22:46:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I quoted it today:
Dad: That car is coming at us.
Steve: What the hell man if they're comin' at ya...
Dad: ...Get out and walk.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-06-03 22:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still quote this post to people. The akward stares make me feel special.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-03 18:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sometimes I start laughing about this post or that post for no reason.
I'VE SAID THAT BEFORE AND IT'S STILL LAME EVERY SUBSEQUENT TIME.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-03 18:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, Fuck Wizards is the greatest "rip" post, or whatever you wanna call it.
This is the overall best.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-03 14:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy fuck.
I just had a dream that Jgrenning was staying with me at my parent's house and he kept asking to use my long distance code to phone home.
AND I had a cat named Bart-Bart.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-06-03 10:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I had a post like this that people loved and camped out on even years after it was posted.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-06-03 10:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jay, I remember an infamous quote from you on the "Fuck Wizards, Gnomes get what they want...." post claiming that THAT post was in fact the greatest post ever. Make up your mind, dude.
Consistency, man, consistency!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-03 09:18:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Please baby. I havew flowers.
And candy.
And... I have Molson and poutine.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-03 06:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOUS STAY OUT THERE UNTIL I TELLS YAS TA COME BACK IN
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-03 05:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry Stevie.
I didn't mean to yell at you, baby.
Can you unlock the door now?
It's cold out here, and all I got on is mah britches.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-03 04:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um...
Unwoo?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-03 03:30:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No woo!
NOT A WOOO!
THIS IS THE BEST POST EVAR, AND SHITSTAIN HAS IT 12th!
FUCKING 12th!
Wait... Sorry...
He's not a shitstain...
Shitstains rate this #3, not #12...
I kid.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-03 03:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOoooooooo!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-03 02:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
12th?
HORSESHIT!
THIS IS THE BESTEST POST OF ALL FUCKING TIME
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:07:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nominated for best ever:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88684
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-02 06:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oy, I had to wipe my laptop, and lost all 90 hours of music.
SO.
Can y'all gimme some stuff to listen to?
Names, songs, etc?
With this wicked fast connection, I can get anything.
One song took 20 seconds.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-02 04:33:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love my cable connection here at home.
In IE, this thing loads in like, 2 seconds.
w00t
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-02 03:53:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't load this using Internet Explorer.
Fuck Internet Explorer.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-06-02 03:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it's starting to take a minute for my computer to load this post now.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-01 20:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually love cheese.
Except some cheeses.
I like Swiss cheese.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-01 14:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck cheese. It gets what it deserves
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-06-01 05:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just ate a block of cheese.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-06-01 03:20:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
merp a merp amerpepremrpar
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RAAA!!!!
</anger>
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THA JEWS DID IT
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-05-31 10:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
just because this still rules.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-31 02:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can watch movies at work on the work computers.
It helps that people are idiots, and don't realize a DVD reader/burner drive not only is great for storage, but PLAYS movies as well...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-30 05:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want a laptop so I can watch movies at work.
BUT ALAS.
LE POOR
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-30 05:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish I had a desktop system...
I don't *need* a laptop, it was just cheaper at the time...
Fucking hell...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-30 03:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woot
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-30 03:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to buy one when I have the monies
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-30 03:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I HAD A LAPTOP
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-30 02:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It better come back on for Project Runway.
Fucking cable.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-30 02:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH GOD! The cable is out! Oh GOD OH GOD OH GOD!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-30 02:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like cake
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-29 05:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I'm pretty sure it's not.
Unless the song is quite new, that is.
In that case, maybe.
BUT... Sadly... As if an act of Wazza, my laptop has now taken a shit.
It starts to boot, gets about 10 seconds into the windows boot, and reboots.
Getting annoyed.
Very annoyed.
And poor, if I have to buy a new one.
I'
m taking it to the shp on Tuesday.
Can't on Monday.
Memorial Day.
Damn it...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-29 05:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck Spider Solitaire. FUCK IT TO HELL
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-28 03:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I swear to God that that's the song. It's exactly how you described it.
You just don't want to admit I'm right, DO YOU?
HUH? HUH?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-27 15:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nope... Sadly.
But I do like Damien Rice,
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-27 03:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know...that song you're looking for?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-27 03:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
J, is the song Volcano by Damien Rice?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-26 23:57:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bahm I knew if it didn't break Uber, it would be slammed.
Not worried.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-05-26 21:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This deserves a +2 because I love it... but I don't want to encourage this kind of thing, as fucking hilarious as it is.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-05-26 19:46:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart even -2ed it.
Damn.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-05-26 19:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, that's a bigass fucking post, Jay.
Not going over so well, though, but then again, look at how 44213 was receieved when it was first posted.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-26 17:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-07-26 00:08:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70277
Whote
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FLIP FLOPPER
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-05-26 13:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
beautiful
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-26 13:23:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's GLORIOUS!
FUCKING GLORIOUS!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-26 13:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Still...
Um...
Still loading.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-26 13:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-26 13:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
88426 has arriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiived!!!!!!!!
Of course, it's taking forever to submit...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-26 07:11:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hehe
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-26 07:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I'll have corn flakes this morning.
I have a new box of Kellog's.
And milk.
BOOYAH!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-26 06:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
16 away... Gonna happen this morning.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-26 05:03:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really wanted cornflakes today. I had a dream about them. So, I had to buy them.
I should post RIGHT NOW.
Dammit. I want to keep drinking but I have to work...today. Sometimes.
fuck.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-26 04:59:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a bunch of cereal, but no milk. I was going to go to 7-11 and get milk, but then I would want cigarettes too, and I don't have enough money for both. Instead of having to choose between food or deathsticks I decided to deprive myself of both. I'm a real fucking moron.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-26 04:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cornflakes are AWESOME
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-26 03:47:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is going to sound very very VERY sad and pathetic.
I am not sleeping until it comes up.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-05-26 03:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Long time no post.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-26 02:41:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
test
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-26 02:07:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish they built a car that was powered by awesomeness. I would definitely drive one.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-26 01:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What if you're asleep when the time comes??
As someone much wiser than myself once said, OH NOES!!1
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-26 01:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's the final countdowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn
Do do do doooooooo
Du du dootdootdoo
Do do do do dooooooooooo
Do do dot dot dot dot dooooooo
Do do dooooo do doot do do doot dooooooooooo
Do do doot do, dododooooooooooooooooo
Do do do doooooooo
Du du dootdootdoo
Do do do do dooooooooooo
Do do dot dot dot dot dooooooo
Do do dooooo do doot do do doot dooooooooooo
Do do doot do, dododooooooooooooooooo
YES! EUROPE RULES ALL! THEY KICK ASIA'S ASS!
I mean, we had Europe, Asia and America. I was waiting for bands named Australia, Antarctica and Micronesia.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-26 00:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-25 20:33:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-25 20:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
31.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-25 19:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everyone get your final reviews in now! I will be pulling a copy of the page once I get home tonight!
UBER GONNA ASSPLODE!
ASSPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-25 15:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's like a comet heading towards Earth. You can't stop it. Don't even try.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-25 03:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nope. Gonna get it together when we reach 30 posts away.
It's going to be this entire post and reviews x2 plus every user info.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-24 23:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is the post "ready"?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-24 23:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I ask the same question.
I have never watched the show after the "look at THESE fucking twats" shows.
Oh, and 89 posts to go.
I'm not giddy.
Not at all.
No way, no sir.
*faint*
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-24 22:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes. Daredevil is on.
LIFE CAN'T GET ANY MORE AWESOME
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-24 22:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG TAYLOR JUST WON AMERICAN IDOL
....WHO THE FUCK IS TAYLOR????
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-24 22:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MOTHBALLS
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-24 21:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Isn't it odd that both Wazza and Ra...
End in "A"?
It's a sign, I tell yas.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-24 19:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wazza is a gift from Wazza.
And Apollo.
...the sun god, not the uber user.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-24 19:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't you mean "Thank Wazza for Wazza"
Or something like that?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-24 17:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank God for Wazza.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-24 15:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
98 posts to go!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-24 15:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WOOOOOO!
WAZZA!!!!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-24 14:06:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, that just made my day.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-24 11:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!
I can die happy now!
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-05-24 07:30:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hello Blokes, sorry i have been away for such a long time ,but couldn't drag myself away from the beautifull south pacific.Sailing is such a blast ,especially when one has a horney chick onboard.
Fuck me dead you blokes have been busy here ,and had a few blues to boot i see.
Anyway, as long as you all are enjoying yourselves,
And allways remember ,What the hell,if there comin at ya,just do it man!!!!!
Best regards WAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-24 03:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, that's about it.
Getting kinda sick of seeing my name all the time, all from one guy who has a hair up his ass about me.
For some silly reason, I keep thiniking they're all either Spahgnum or WTH, because those two are the only two who loathe me like that.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-24 02:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just can't take it anymore.
:-(
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-23 21:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know what, I've decided it's just about time to leave Uber for a while.
Take a break, a vacation.
From posting and reviewing, anyway.
I'll do it with my main account.
Plus a few more things.
The post will break Ubersite.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-23 18:58:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damnit, i found out I'm not in the Top 10 for total reviews.
Mother fucker.
I'll fix that.
I'm finding an old post, spamming the FUCK OF ALL IT UP TO MOST HEATED...
Probably tomorrow or so...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-23 15:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
155 away. I think it'll be like, Friday.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-23 14:08:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Merp
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-22 22:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy fuck I'm third? Talk about having nothing to do at work!
Submitted by Mister (user info) at 2006-05-22 21:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I ask that my totals be given an asterisk, please.
Serious.
Super Review Day was something like 400 reviews for me.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-22 21:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, no problem. Here are the new totals btw:
1. jgreening 1264
2. stevie_says 996
3. Confuzitron 266
4. Jarvis 198
5. Serious_Melvin 188
6. a_reader 183
7. Wazza 149
(etc etc etc)
Submitted by Mister (user info) at 2006-05-22 21:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
workin?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-22 21:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
THAT'S RIGHT!
Sooooooooooooooooooosososososososo sorry Melvin...
So sorry.
Mister was a throwaway...
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-22 21:25:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://ubersite.com/m/83754
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-22 21:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That hurts, Jay. It was me, and the alter was Mister.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-22 20:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I forgot who I even worked with on that, though.
Was it you, a_reader? The hippy with the drum circle?
I cna't remember the username or even the post title...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-22 20:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright, I'll see if I can get that name remembered.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-22 19:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will probably be at work when the magic number rolls around I can't even open this post at work since my computer is so crappy.
:-(
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-22 18:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Um... I have more reviews now, Stevie. But I admit it's with an asterisk. That Super Review day did it.
As for the title? That total doubling of words is bulky. "re 32 y/olds" sounds good.
Stevie, if you do it, I'll put it to 2000 hits (if I can open up the post at all, we don't know how the site will react to something that big)
And Stevie is right. The reason I think he should do it is that Bart won't ban him.
He'll ban me.
I'll see if I can remember the name of the alter we tried the worst post on, and if I can, and it's still active, MAYBE I'll use him.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I'll do it if you all promise to spam it onto most heated for the 1,000 hit guarantee."
I'll do my part!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
While I need the hits, I fear for my rating.
Can anyone get me a hit estimation and gauge the rating? I want a 5 page report on my desk by noon tomorrow.
I'll do it if you all promise to spam it onto most heated for the 1,000 hit guarantee.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a_reader is right. That should be how we do it!
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-05-22 17:31:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I may be mistaken, but I was of the impression that the original idea was for the decided poster, at the decided time (post 88426) was going to post this exact post, reviews included. Meaning same title, change your posting name to "Wazza hill," and use the title re 16 y/olds. Then simply post what one now sees when they open post 44213.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-22 15:39:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The title is up for discussion, too.
My proposal: re re 32 y/olds
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-22 15:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Wazza should do it.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-22 15:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wherefore art thine gonads?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-22 14:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jay just knows Bart wouldn't ban me unless I did something really retarded.
And the fact that I've reviewed this more than anyone, thus am a true believer.
But again, I must refuse. I don't need that kind of pressure.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-22 09:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I could, but I don't see why Stevie doesn't do it.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-22 09:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY!
And now the next question...
Who posts it? I take it your gonna do it Jay?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-22 08:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Over 18, though?
Under 18, and it's pedo. Over, it's hot young college chick.
Oh, and I dunno if it means anything, but as of this exact moment, we're 222 posts away from the DoubleWazza with cheese.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-22 02:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Female. Under 21.
You may molest, but I think she'll like it.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-22 01:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sibling?
Stevie has a sibling?
male/female?
under/over 21?
If the answer is the latter on both counts, can I molest her after a night of drinking and GHB?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-21 21:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I say we do this entire page with all reviews.
Twice.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-21 13:07:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you're doubling up on the message number, then you should double up on something within the post. That's the only way I could reason it.
Yeah, my roommate is long gone. I moved in with my sibling because my parents are morons and basically forced me to. I hate it and wish I was dead. But me wishing I was dead is nothing new. Not at all.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-21 09:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So here's my question...
Do we just use the comments from this post to pay homage to Wazza and his greatness, or should we try to go an extra step and blow up ubersite. Like, copy/paste every user in the user directory at the bottom, or maybe throw in the neverending thread for good measure?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-21 04:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit, folks.
I just noticed, 88426 is getting here pretty damn fast.
We need to watch for it.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-21 04:15:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice work, Jay. Lose a few pounds and the women are all over you (someone much wiser than myself once said, and I'm paraphrasing, if they're comin at you, you just have to say 'what the hell man' and go with it!). Maybe the same will happen for me if I gain a good 20 lbs or so.
Stevie, I remember you ranting a roommate a while back. Did you ever get rid of her? :-)
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-21 03:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll sell you my couch.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-21 02:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and I got cable and cable 'net today.
First time since I moved out of my Dad's house almost 6 1/2 years ago that I've had cable.
I am so stoked.
Now I need a couch, and I can lounge around in my underware.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-21 02:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I went and saw an apartment about 3 weeks ago, decent area in south Denver, price was a little high, but that was the only downside from apartments.com I saw.
Then I got there.
I shit you not, from the parking spot to the door of the leasing office, I was hit up three times.
I walked MAYBE 50 yards.
Asked the chick showing me the apartment about them, she said that five of them share a 2 bedroom, and they always pay on time, so they saw no reason to kick them out.
Until she said that, i was willing to overlook them and the price ($475 +utilities) and move there.
Mainly because she was SMOKING hot, flirting weeeeeeeeellllllll beyond just trying to get me into the apartment, and I knew I'd have a chance to get a few hookups a month from her on her lunch breaks if I moved there.
I still got her home number, and I've gone out twice with her. No sex, though. I think she was pissed I didn't move in or something, because she didn't want to hear about the move or anything about my new place.
Ah well.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-21 01:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't wait to move to my new apartment...
Jay, I swear, I saw the exact buzz-words you mentioned ("vibrant" etc) on several websites. I guess apartments are being marketed as vibrant nation-wide. Too bad I didn't know what that meant til reading your post.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-21 01:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
burp
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-20 17:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahaha, I got you good, fucker!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-20 03:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man I just want a beer. Unfortunately I'm 13.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-19 18:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't want a large Farva I want a litre of cola!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-19 13:41:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Give me a liter of cola.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-18 23:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Am I drinking milk from a saucer?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-18 20:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do I look like a cat to you, boy?
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-18 02:43:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-17 22:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are freaking out...
maaaaaaaaaaaaaan
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-17 03:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'M FREAKING OUT.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-16 18:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ummm...... staple sauce.
Yeah, staple sauce.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-16 15:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think it's hotter in my apartment than it is outside.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-15 23:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Paper vs Rock ... GO!
(paper won)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-15 06:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can do that.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-15 05:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Past two years, I've worked Sundays. Before that, I had to work Wednesdays since I had to have Tuesdays off for hockey.
Life has been conspiring against me from ever being able to get into that show.
Send the DVDs to Jesus c/o The Pentagon.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-15 03:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll burn you copies of the DVD's.
Besides, it was only on Sunday for the past 2 years.
Before that, it was Wednesday.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-15 03:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I could've watched more of that show, but I usually work Sundays.
CHRIS PRONGER RAPES PUPPIES.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-15 03:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Series finale of West Wing was tonight...
I watched it.
I recorded it.
And fuck you all, I got teary eyed at least 3 times.
I've watched every single episode of the show.
I have already bought Seasons 1-4. 5&6 will be in the next month or two, and when the final season comes out, damn straight I'm buying it.
But why was I so attached to the show?
Why am I so IRL peeved it's over?
I spent a night. One night a week.
Sitting down, being a son with my Dad.
We watched it together.
He, the stodgy Republican.
Me, the idealistic Democrat.
Now we have to find another show to watch that both polarizes us, and gets us talking.
Not many on TV that can do that.
Now it's all action and comedy and reality shows.
God damnit, I'm pissed and sad.
And fuck Pronger in the poop hole.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-15 00:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chris Pronger needs to die.
That is all.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-14 14:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck I hate Claude Lemieux
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-14 08:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He's still there as President. He just gave up the GM title.
If you think Trader Pierre is going to keep his hands off the team now that he gave up the GM title, you're as jacked up as Stevie's knees.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-13 15:08:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We're going to put pads on Vladimir Konstantinov and prop him up on a stool. Even he could play better than Manny Legace.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-13 15:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At least my goalie isn't a cokehead. And he has a haircut like a girl. That's right. A GIRL.
And Manny Legace is dead to me. So dead, whenever I think about him, he's floating face down in the great lakes. I don't know which great lake. Whichever is worse, I guess.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-13 11:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At least that GM was able to ind a somewhat competent goalie. You know... uh, someone who's not Manny Legace.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-13 02:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AND NOW YOUR GM IS GONE!
Haha, mine's not a quitter like yours.
HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-12 23:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Swept...
By a Disney team...
*sobs quietly*
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-12 04:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dayum!!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-12 02:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO DUCKS WOO!
...I just threw up. It burns.
I can't cheer for them. I just can't.
Go...um...Sabres. Woo.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-12 00:29:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HATE IT I SAY!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-12 00:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I HATE IT!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-12 00:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GAH!
Didn't even notice!
DAMN SCROLL WHEEL ON THE MOUSE AT WORK!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-10 21:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHY DID YOU -2?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-10 19:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm his legitimate hate child.
So that's basically a wash, isn't it?
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-10 17:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm Rommel's illegitimate love child!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-10 16:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's cool.
But, um, more like Rommel or something, I dunno.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-09 15:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-05-09 11:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My Dearest J and Stevie,
Jon Perry and his cohorts are not trying to dethrown this masterpiece. We are merely trying to broaden people's minds of our lord and savior, Jon Perry. Are we trying to reach the godly proportions of Wazza and his following. Yes, we are TRYING. All we ask is that you and your commrades support our plight in the distribution of yet another cult following of one of the best posts to grace Ubersite, after the GREATEST (this one). We do not plan to reach the greatness of Wazza, but we do plan to join his ranks. Maybe as a Lieutenant of Field Commander or something.
Love always,
Cyst
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-09 02:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-01-06 20:57:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
T is for Topless Dancers
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-09 02:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can just start cutting and pasting 'The Best of Steve's re 16 y/olds Reviews' again.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-09 02:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's because they can still get there's on most heated and most recently reviewed. They have the advantage.
To quote some dead chick: Adversity, ladies! What are you going to do about it?
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-09 01:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We need to take some serious action if they reach 2000.
We will sleep in shifts if it comes to that.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-08 22:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-08 15:12:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They can't touch us, dude.
Don't freak until they break 3,000.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-08 11:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll start mass-reviewing when I actually start to feel threatened. :)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-08 01:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh man. Cyst has that "This man" post back on top of most heated.
1079 reviews.
A whole 3K away.
C'mon Stevie! You can DO it!
Or Melvin or Fu(long U)zie can.
But if I do it, damn straight I get shanked.
Wait... I could REALLY fuck with people, go out in a blaze...
Title it with something like "Holy Fuck. I just read something that makes me think ETS was right about 9/11" with my name on it, holy shit will people look.
Crash comps all across Uber!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-07 23:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i just can't handle that responsibility.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-07 22:27:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We're only 800 posts away from 88426!
Double your Wazza, double your fun!
So, who's going to post this, in its entirity, on post 88426?
Stevie, you wanna? I doubt you'd get banned for it.
I don't think I should.
I *would* get banned for it.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-07 19:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lobsters
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-07 09:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, I liked the last one.
This ine is just odd...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-07 02:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Popes are dumb
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-07 02:20:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He's in the South Pacific, isn't he?
Tsunami took him would be my guess.
That, or trafficking drugs for hot Aussie models.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-05-06 20:06:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wazza's been quiet for a while ,I hope he's okay.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-06 02:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i hate weekends
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-05 22:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought I was in deep doo-doo. I couldn't get into Uber for a few days at work.
I thought my bosses had put down a filter.
They didn't.
Dipshit auditor thought he could fuck with me by using his shitty skills to block the site.
I got him, though. I blocked every site that doesn't have anything to do with the hotel, and PW locked them.
Fucker.
Thinks he can sit around and watch country music videos and porn in the back (read: MY) office.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-04 16:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sweet
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-04 11:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha I farted.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-04 02:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I don't get out of here soon, I'm going to scream.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-03 01:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's the truest sign of a shitty alter.
No n00b knows about this post.
And only 5 or so dipshit assholes who know me know I review here.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-02 17:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Apparently you've never read a Shlongy post. They aren't good. He should stick to reviewing."
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-02 09:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
uhuh
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-02 02:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Cries* *WEEPS*
Submitted by JumpingJax (user info) at 2006-05-02 00:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jaypig, you are fat and annoying.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-01 04:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Could be worse.
Um...
Uh...
You could have lost to us...
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-01 03:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-01 01:48:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to go stand on a ledge and threaten to kill myself until they bring Steve Yzerman to me.
Steve Yzerman and some hookers.
And Chris Pronger's balls.
--------
Amen to that!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-01 02:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No I like the Avs. Looks like I'll be cheering for them after my Wings get eliminated tonight.
OH HOW I WILL WEEP.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-05-01 02:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Um.
So...
Talking about the Avs 4-1 series win over Dallas would be bad, then?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-05-01 01:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to go stand on a ledge and threaten to kill myself until they bring Steve Yzerman to me.
Steve Yzerman and some hookers.
And Chris Pronger's balls.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-30 04:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This should solve your problems.
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds32252.html
You can skip everything, but read the last sentence.
A friend added, "Britney could be mom of the year. She's constantly in touch with Sean's doctor, who tells her things like, don't leave the baby on high surfaces."
YOU DON'T SAY!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-30 04:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Please don't.
Who would I have to love if you did?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-30 02:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i wish i was dead
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 09:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well.
That was fun.
ETS has decided to call the Colorado Democratic Party HQ to try and make them terminate my volunteering because I think he's crazy.
Is that crazy?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-29 03:10:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, anyone here play Kingdom of Loathing?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-28 21:06:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Some people are so in awe of Wazza that they can be easily scared away.
Treating them like little hamsters or gerbils and being real nice to them will draw them in, and THEN we hammer them with the message.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-28 15:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
woo
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-27 23:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If the inherent beauty of Wazza's message isn't enough to make him stay, fuck him. But yes, you are welcome at the mecca any time.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-27 18:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey! Don't yell!
We can't convert him if you scare him away!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-27 16:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOW DID YOU FIND OUR HOLY LAND!?!?!?!?!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-27 06:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love this post.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-25 22:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Any of you gonna rate me there?
Um, anyone?
Please?
It has 8 reviews.
It got pusshed off the page in amazing speed.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-25 20:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you Wazza! Thank you.
-Serious M
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-25 14:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87085
I am so disappointed in everyone...
*sniffle*
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-25 07:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-25 02:37:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-24 20:07:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
<rates re 16 for good luck>
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-25 02:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-24 20:07:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
<rates re 16 for good luck>
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-24 20:07:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<rates re 16 for good luck>
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-24 03:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And I would LOVE to attend an NFL Draft.
Shit, I *MIGHT* just do it for 2007, because then my hotel chain will have a property open about 2 blocks from MSG, and I'd imagine that's pretty close to Radio City if they hold it there, instead again.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-23 18:11:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, the IE is just non-functional right now, really.
If it were a finished product, they'd be laughed at, but since it's a beta, I'll cut 'em a LITTLE slack.
As for browsers, I use Firefox almost exclusivly, and I use IE for sites like ESPN.com, that really don't work in FF.
I don't use Netscape. Haven't in years.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-23 17:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've attended every NHL Draft for the past 6 years. Even last years, which was closed off to spectators. A friend of a friend is in the Blues' front office, and I was able to pull a few strings. I wish I was more well-connected than that, but I'm not. WAAAAAH!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-23 16:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I split the infinitive.
I'm a fucking tool.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-23 15:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IE always crashed on me, same with Netscape. Firefox manages to not crash as often, so it wins.
Why I have three different browsers on my computer is beyond me.
Fucking Oilers. Fuck fuck fuckfucucufkff
I'm so angry I can't even trype straight...
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-23 13:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've stopped using IE altogether. Firefox does so many things better. Take text search for example. Firefox will look for the word as you're typing it, and will tell you immediately as soon as you've typed a character that doesn't match. With IE, you have to type the word in a pop-up search field, and then select "search up" or "search down." Awful. That screenshot you posted was pretty embarrassing too.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-23 07:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.geocities.com/jgreening072/ie7beta.jpg
That's a screen cap of it...
Just strange...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-23 06:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, I just downloaded the new IE beta2...
Fucking strange. Looks a bit like Mozilla, but the Forward/back and addy bar are at the very top, and then there is a whole slew of buttons on the lower right of the above sections that you never need, and can't get rid of, and you can't customize anything.
If they can fix things like clunkiness, I'll use it, but until then, it's Mozilla...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-23 05:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
In the NFl, there is no single point, except the PAT (point after touchdown) And that's just a field goal.
NFL Europe, not so much.
I follow it because the Broncos send 4-5 players every year, and I wann see how they look when they get playing time, but I don't follow specific teams or anything.
And most games are generally on Fox Sports Net on late Saturday Night/early Sunday Morning.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-23 04:36:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You score it like you score a single point. Ball kicked through the endzone, etc. Single point.
We had nine but one folded.
Is NFL Europe at all popular in the U.S.? I try to run the standings as often as I can in the paper, but it was a lot easier last year with no NHL...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-23 04:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How do you score a rouge, though?
And the 12 players, WTF?
And 8 teams?
Wow.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-23 03:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And also, the NHL draft just isn't that entertaining, since there are players drafted from Europe Canada and the US. It's kind of hard to follow the talk before the draft, because more than likely, you've never seen most of the kids play.
NBA is interesting, if only for the suits, and the "Upside" drinking game. Look it up.
Now, the NFL draft? ESPN has been running 30 minute specials for the past 2 weeks every day! They have segements in almost every show with draft analysis!
AND THE HAVE MEL KIPER JR.!!!!
THE SUPERMAN OF HAIR AND DRAFTING!
God, I'm geeked...
Shut up.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-23 03:30:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The CFL draft isn't televised because it only lasts like 15 minutes because there are eight teams and some teams don't even pick every round.
A rouge is just a single point.
The bigger field is better for some reason. If you watch CFL all summer and then watch some NFL you look at it and go 'Pah, that doesn't look so hard.'
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-23 02:38:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But you're Canadian, don't you at least watch the CFL draft live?
And on the subject, WTF is with the 110x66-yard field, the goal posts in front, the 12 players, the 3 downs, the motion before the snap AND WHAT THE FUCK IS A ROUGE???
Seriously, you've bastardized a sport we bastardized almost 90 years ago!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-23 02:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I tape the NHL draft.
*shrugs*
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-23 00:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
KNow what I can't wait for?
Next weekend.
NFL draft bay-bee!!!
All seriousness, I sit in front of the TV all day, both days.
I haven't missed a single pick in 4 years.
I havn't missed a first round in 12 years.
Shut up.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-22 12:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woooo!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-22 00:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOORAY FOR OT HOCKEY IN TEH PLAYOFFS! God I missed that last year!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-21 21:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The Avs will fall in teh first round.
The Nuggets will fall in Rd2.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-21 21:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:D
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-21 12:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOO GO PLAYOFFS WOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-20 20:25:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bow chiky-bowbooooowowowow
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-20 11:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jkjyuuihyugi yvgh yuybgyu
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-20 02:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DEEEEEERRRRRRRRP!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-19 21:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wahh-wahh
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-19 00:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wiki-wiki
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-18 22:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-18 20:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
w00000t w00000000000t
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-17 16:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
woooooooooooooooo
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-17 01:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I saw that.
I wanna know how someone can -2bomb one person 20 times, another 16 times, and another 8 times, all because they voice differing opinions than his own and NOT get banned.
Seriously.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-16 17:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jay, it looks like ETS isn't much of a fan of your Afterlife series...
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-16 14:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAPPY easter everybody! Happy easter...
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-16 12:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So anyways, where were we before the onslaught of reviews? I was spewing on about how much I hate Chris Pronger I think. Yeah.... that guy's a douche-nozzle.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 07:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Even at this point, they'll have to go nuts to get here for a long time.
And they've slowed down so much, it's not even on heated anymore.
So I think I'll stop now on the assault.
back to normal reviewing, once or twice a day.
It was interesting and fun.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 07:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah fuck it.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 07:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
When no one else will.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 07:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can go
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 07:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Let's see...
87 for 4600.
Sure, why not.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 05:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now, someone...
Hand me a soda.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 05:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ever.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 05:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Surpass this post.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 05:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
EVER
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 05:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No one shal ever
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 05:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Forever.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 05:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Making sure that this lives on.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 05:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But I am here.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And dying eggs.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dreaming of the Easter Bunny.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know many of you are sleeping
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And I am in the middle of counting paperclips to end the boredom.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:58:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't have to set up anything for another 2 hours.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's 3AM in Denver.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OK, this is getting harder...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:40:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, it's disgusting.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:40:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
See?
See the wet spot?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Right over there.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He peed on the wall.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He's a dick.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:40:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Except that guy in the corner.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Then tell everyone.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And if you happen to be an only child, and have none of your own due to a horrifying disfigurement...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Then don't tell nieces or nephews.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:39:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you don't...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you have kids, that is.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:39:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But don't tell that to your kids.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So alright, stealing is OK.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And those factoids.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Like those Porn Movie titles.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sometimes it's OK.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That much, that is...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't like stealing.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nah... That's stealing.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A-Z players in every league.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is along the lines of what Stevie did earlier.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So what I'm going to do instead.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And hard to read.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
They're too big.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:37:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know, I don't like doing lyrics.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, it's one for the money,
Two for the show,
Three to get ready,
Now go, cat, go.
But don't you step on my blue suede shoes.
You can do anything but lay off of my Blue suede shoes.
Well, you can knock me down,
Step in my face,
Slander my name
All over the place.
Do anything that you want to do, but uh-uh,
Honey, lay off of my shoes
Don't you step on my Blue suede shoes.
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes.
You can burn my house,
Steal my car,
Drink my liquor
From an old fruitjar.
Do anything that you want to do, but uh-uh,
Honey, lay off of my shoes
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes.
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, since my baby left me,
I found a new place to dwell.
It's down at the end of lonely street
at Heartbreak Hotel.
You make me so lonely baby,
I get so lonely,
I get so lonely I could die.
And although it's always crowded,
you still can find some room.
Where broken hearted lovers
do cry away their gloom.
You make me so lonely baby,
I get so lonely,
I get so lonely I could die.
Well, the Bell hop's tears keep flowin',
and the desk clerk's dressed in black.
Well they been so long on lonely street
They ain't ever gonna look back.
You make me so lonely baby,
I get so lonely,
I get so lonely I could die.
Hey now, if your baby leaves you,
and you got a tale to tell.
Just take a walk down lonely street
to Heartbreak Hotel.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright.
how about lyrics?
Let's start with Elvis.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 04:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GAH! It killed even more!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There.
The four major sports leagues.
If I get bored, I might do Lacrosse, Arena Football and other smaller sports.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nevermind that one.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
They're Central, aren't they?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did I already say Nashville?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:14:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Southeast
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Montreal
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ottawa
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NorthEast
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:13:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
New Jersey
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
New York Islanders
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:13:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
New York Rangers
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Eastern Confrence
Atlantic
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Los Angeles
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anaheim
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
San Jose
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Vancouver
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Edmonton
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:12:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Calgary
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Northwest
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Columbus
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nashville
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Western Confrence
Central
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And now the NHL.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Charrlotte
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Orlando
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:10:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SouthEast
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:09:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
new jersey
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
New York
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Atlantic
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Milwaukee
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
indiana
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Eastern Confrence Central
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Memphis
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NO/OKC
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
San Antonio
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Southwest
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Golden State
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sacramento
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LA Lakers
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:07:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ALRIGHT... So, Phoenix is done... I did 7 more before I noticed...
Anyway...
LA Clippers
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's DOING IT AGAIN!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Phoenix
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pacific
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Minnesota
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Portland
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Utah
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Denver
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NorthWest
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright, now to the NBA.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Toronto
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:04:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
New York Yankees
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Boston
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AL East
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kansas City
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:03:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Chicago White Sox
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AL Central
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Texas
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oakland
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Los Angeles Angels of Anehiem
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AL West
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:02:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Philadelphia
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Florida
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Atlanta
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
New York Mets
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NL East
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright, that's screwed up. I hit that 5 times in a row, that was the first to go up...
ANYWAY... Here we go again.
St. Louis
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 02:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait... This isn't logging reviews anymore!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Millwuakee
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cincy Reds
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:58:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chicago Cubs
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NL Central
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Los Angeles Dodgers
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
San Diego
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Arizona
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:57:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Colorado
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NL West
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright. Now for MLB.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Washington
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Philly
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
New York Giants
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:57:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dallas
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NFC East
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Minnisota
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Detroit
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chicago
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Green Bay
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NFC North
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tampa Bay
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So, Carolina and NO in south...
next is Atlanta
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WAIT!
NO Saints in South, my bad...
Arizona is in the West...
I was thinking old 5 team NFC West.
Sorry.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Carolina
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:55:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NFC South
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
New Orleans
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:55:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seattle
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
San Francisco
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
St. Louis
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NFC West
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
New York Jets
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
New England
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Miami
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:54:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Buffalo
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AFC East
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cleaveland
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cincy
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Baltimore
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pittsburgh
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AFC North
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Houston
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tennessee
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jacksonville
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Indianapolis
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now the South
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Raiders
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chargers
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:53:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chiefs
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Broncos
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um... That's all I can think of...
Shitty list.
I'll do sports teams now, starting with the NFL.
These will be by division, west to east, AFC first.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
garlic
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ground beef
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:49:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
banana peppers
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jalapenos
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:49:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Anchovies
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pineapple
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:49:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sun-dried tomatos
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chicken
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tomatos
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Onions
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Green Peppers
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mushrooms
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Green Olives
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Olives
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Canadian bacon
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bacon
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ham
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chorizo (hey, it's Denver)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Italian Sausage
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sausage
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Peperoni
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Extra cheese
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cheese
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pizza.
Now there is something to use for reviews.
Here come pizza toppings.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just ate a pizza sandwich.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 00:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 00:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And have they ever been able to explain the sudden changes in Klingon facial structure from the first show to the movies?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 00:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit like that annoys me...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 00:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Like the Borg.
The had Borg ON EARTH (frozen and dead) in Enterprise, but in TNG, the computer had NOTHING on them.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 00:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean, seriously.
They fucked up the Star Trek timeline like a motherfucker.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-16 00:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Star Trek: Enterprise sucks so much ass it's not even funny.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This shall be interesting.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, 4700.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
7
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
4
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We will reach.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:46:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I have to do it myself.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And before the night is done.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And am now here at work.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Got to work.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Left for work.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Got ready for work tonight.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Took a looooooooooooong shower.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woke up.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Slept until about 3 hours ago.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:45:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Got home at like, 1AM.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Went out until about midnight.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Changed clothes.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Then I went home yesterday at 4PM.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stayed up that night, cause I couldn't sleep.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-15 23:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I slept alot.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-14 17:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to see those fuckers catch us now! HAHAHA!!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 16:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a long night of watching baseball ahead of me so I HAD to sleep.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 16:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
4300
... if my calculations are correct
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 16:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
4299
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 16:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What, do I kill this or something?
I start, everyone stops!
At least last night Stevie was able to keep up with me for a LITTLE while, before he crashed.
C'MON BABIES!
WHAT ABOUT 4600???
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't know why
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At all.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The first one made no sense.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ea"S"t Western direction
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Eat Western direction
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:42:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Right footed socks
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:42:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
left handed steering wheel
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
garbbling warbler
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:42:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
flying asshat
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
blue jay
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
robin
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:42:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lark
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
finch
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:42:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
parakeet
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cockateel
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:41:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cockatoo
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Parrott
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goose.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Duck...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:41:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ajm ajm ajm ajm ajm ajm
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
amj amj amj amj amj
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:41:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
maj maj maj maj maj
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jam jam jam jam jam
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate that fucking game.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because I'm not.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anyone for word association?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But I guess it was just a movie.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Burgess Merideth would have kicked Mr. T's ass for that in real life.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:39:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because Clubber Lang pushed him?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:38:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But why did Micky have to die in III?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where he beat Creeds ASS
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Like Rocky in Rocky II
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:37:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can box either way.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And do everything else lefty.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So now I write and throw righty
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
with my right.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had to learn to write...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
During school
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
3 more months in a cast.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So they rebroke it.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Then they took the cast off, took an x-ray, and realized the bone hadn't grown back properly.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So that damn Loch Ness Monster comes to me and says "I need about $3.50."
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
During summer break.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Was put in a cast for 4 months.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
On a rock.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:34:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I tried executing a falling headlock, and landed on my elbow.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wrestling in the front yard of a friend down the block.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Broke my left elbow at 6 years old.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was born left handed.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where are my pants?
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That fat fuck!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I went to a baseball game yesterday and got sunburned. After I referred to myself as "lightly toasted" some fat guy tried to eat me.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, and most of the people at the games are catholics, which makes it extra akward.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Never scream "SATAN!" really loud at a Blues game when they somehow win a game. Attendance is so sparce that everyone WILL hear you.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothing beats going into a pool hall dominated by black people and putting on white trash country tunes bout beating your wife and drinking yourself stupid!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I need a sammich!
Extra mayo please!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I WANNA SET A PRONGER JERSEY ON FIRE!!!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:26:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Allright, I'mo join in the massive fluury of reviews. But I have nuthin to say, so bare with me as I type the first thing that comes into my head each time.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:07:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOO!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright, looks like I gave it my all.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rivers versus Oceans... GO!
Ocean: Is there really even a contest here?
Rivers: There are only 6 or 7 of you, unfortunately the person writing this can't remember which. But there are MILLIONS of me!
Oceans: Millions?
Rivers: Eh, I don't know really. Thousands for sure.
Oceans: Okay. You win.
CHAMPION RIVERS!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Blue VERSUS GREEN, right here, right now.
Blue: I am the color of the sky...
Green: Aye, but I am the color of GRASS! And MONEY! And ... WEED!
Blue: I am a music genre. I am one of the most common eye colors. I am used as the past-tense verb of a movie that wasn't very good.
Green: Aye, but I am... okay, you win.
Blue is the champion!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I had a go-kart for every time I reviewed this post... I would need a bigger garage lolz.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LA LA LA!
SAN FRAN SAN FRAN!
SAN DIEGO!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's funny, but the mouse pad industry probably took a severe hit at the advant of the optical mouse.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Four score and seven years ago, our fathers set forth, on this continent, a new nation. Conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition, that all men are created equal.
Uhhhh.
We are now engaged in a great civil war.... ARGGGH! I used to have this thing memorized.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I could really go for some pizza right now. Anyone down?
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"knock knock"
"who's there?"
"the mailman"
"what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?"
"what???"
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So a guy walks into a bar,
the bartender says... "What'll it be?"
guy says, "I'll take a Miller Lite."
bartender says, "That'll be $3.50"
guy hands him a 5
"out of 5?"
the guy nods.
"Here's your change." ($1.50)
the guy drops 2 quarters in the tip jar,
bartender says "thanks."
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just flipped a coin... it was tails.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My ideal breakfast would be (in poetic form):
pancakes with butter and,
blueberry syrup;
bacon, scrambled eggs, sausage links;
orange juice and donuts;
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:10:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GOOGLE>COM search for anything.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ARRGH! I'm trying to kill some time.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fiction is difficult to write. It's difficult to make your writing "flow" (with the wind). That's why I mostly stick to writing reviews.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here are the best authors of uber, in order:
1. Wazza Hill
2. Isaac Bickerstaff
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 13:29:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great work Jay. They are clearly no match.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 13:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:14:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 01:08:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
BOOM SHAKALAKA!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:57:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AND I SHALL ATTAIN IT!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4500 REVIEWS BY NIGHTFALL IS MY GOAL!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:57:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
IF I HAVE TO DO THIS ALONE, I WILL!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 12:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU GUYS HAVE NO DRIVE I SAY!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 07:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4215
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 07:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4214
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 07:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4213
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 07:31:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4212
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 07:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4211
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 07:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4210
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 07:31:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4209
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 07:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4208
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 07:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4207
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 07:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4206
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 07:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4205
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 07:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4204
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 07:30:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4203
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:50:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
The stars are made out of pudding
------
That's my fave Stevie reply from tonight.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Here you go.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, alright.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
One more, you say?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is that enough?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Here it is.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Once again...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:55:37 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/86644
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:55:09 EDT (#)
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So here it is.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:55:03 EDT (#)
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But that's cheap...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:54:57 EDT (#)
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I could link the most recent Afterlife...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:54:45 EDT (#)
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I hope.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:54:40 EDT (#)
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Sometime...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:54:34 EDT (#)
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I will think of something.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:54:29 EDT (#)
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NEXT...
I don't know...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:54:17 EDT (#)
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Zambia
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:54:08 EDT (#)
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Yeman
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:54:04 EDT (#)
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NO COUNTRY HAS AN X! FUCK THAT I'LL MAKE ONE UP!
XANTHAMASTAN!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:53:36 EDT (#)
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WALLIS AND FUTUNA (i shit you not)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:53:15 EDT (#)
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Venezuela
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:52:51 EDT (#)
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Tanzania
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:52:45 EDT (#)
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Sweden
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:52:40 EDT (#)
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Rwanda (Good Don Cheadle movie is Hotel Rwanda)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:52:21 EDT (#)
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Qatar (Only Q)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:52:03 EDT (#)
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Paraguay
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:51:58 EDT (#)
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Oman (THE ONLY COUNTRY TO START WITH O)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:51:10 EDT (#)
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Nigeria
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:51:05 EDT (#)
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Mongolia
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:50:59 EDT (#)
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Lithuania
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:50:53 EDT (#)
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Khazekstan Fuck if I can spell it, I just know it starts with K
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:50:35 EDT (#)
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Jaimacia
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:50:29 EDT (#)
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Haiti
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:50:26 EDT (#)
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Georgia
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:50:20 EDT (#)
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Finland (fuck France)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:50:13 EDT (#)
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England
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:50:08 EDT (#)
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Denmark
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:50:03 EDT (#)
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Chile
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:49:59 EDT (#)
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Burma
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:49:48 EDT (#)
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Albania
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:49:42 EDT (#)
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And now, alphabetical countries.
I hope there is an X and Q...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:49:25 EDT (#)
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Zinfindel
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:49:19 EDT (#)
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Yoolong
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:49:14 EDT (#)
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X-mas
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:49:00 EDT (#)
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Wha?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:48:56 EDT (#)
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Votron
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:48:50 EDT (#)
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Uganda
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:48:45 EDT (#)
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Tough titties
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:48:36 EDT (#)
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STEVIE! YAY!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:48:29 EDT (#)
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Roger Ebert.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:48:19 EDT (#)
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Q... Um... Queef
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:48:09 EDT (#)
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Penos
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:48:04 EDT (#)
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Ostritch
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:47:59 EDT (#)
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Nipple
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:47:55 EDT (#)
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Midget
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:47:47 EDT (#)
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LOLOCOASTER
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:47:36 EDT (#)
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kuunt!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:47:30 EDT (#)
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jgreening - yay!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:47:23 EDT (#)
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Ipswitch
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:47:16 EDT (#)
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Humpty Dance
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:47:05 EDT (#)
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greening - yay!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:46:59 EDT (#)
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Falalalafal
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:46:47 EDT (#)
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Eggplant
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:46:42 EDT (#)
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Dingo
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:46:37 EDT (#)
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Coochie
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:46:31 EDT (#)
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Beer
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:46:26 EDT (#)
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Ape
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 06:46:21 EDT (#)
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OK. I can't sleep tonight, because my downstairs neighbor is a dick and like Tupac.
SO.
Here comes some more random stuff...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 04:27:23 EDT (#)
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Wait, I leave and this stops?
DON'T MAKE ME STAY UP ALL NIGHT!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:43:21 EDT (#)
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I just always bring my laptop to work for he music, so I'll just plug in at the breakfast area and go.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:43:04 EDT (#)
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Their post is still in the negative. If this comes to a tie-breaker and that post is STILL negative, I give us the win because we have the better rating.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:39:29 EDT (#)
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I can't review this post at work because it crashes my computer
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:38:23 EDT (#)
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I work 7-3 tomorrow, so after my run, about 4PM, I am going to go NUTS.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:29:02 EDT (#)
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I just had an English Muffin and it was GREAT
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:28:38 EDT (#)
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The blitz has had a solid start.
PRAISE JESUS
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:28:00 EDT (#)
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If I don't get caught up in Cold Case Files I may or may not review more tomorrow.
Either way, I've done my part
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:27:56 EDT (#)
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AND A NEW AFTERLIFE IS UP! READ THE 2400 WORDS OF GOODNESS AND RATE IT!!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:27:21 EDT (#)
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Light a candle for every sinner, set the world on fire.
Charles Edward Jaggard
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:27:17 EDT (#)
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And I do apologize, Stevie, but no insults ytonight.
I really should be going to bed now, since I have to be back at work in 5 1/2 hours.
So I have bookmarked where I was on porn titles, and I will start those again tomorrow afternoon.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:26:58 EDT (#)
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That one is off by a day
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:26:30 EDT (#)
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There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
George Bernard Shaw
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:26:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-04-15 04:52:16 (#)
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wired.as.fuck
no sleep. no slep. noslerpel
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This is the one closest to now.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:26:11 EDT (#)
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What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:25:57 EDT (#)
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In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:25:41 EDT (#)
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None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:25:27 EDT (#)
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Take nothing but pictures. Leave nothing but footprints. Kill nothing but time.
Baltimore Grotto
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:25:12 EDT (#)
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Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
William Congreve
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:24:22 EDT (#)
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I had to look at that one twice before I realized it wasn't me
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:24:08 EDT (#)
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I'M STILL IN 2003!!!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:23:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stevie (user info) at 2003-05-05 01:24:21 (#)
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The Nutting Professor
Done in 60 Seconds
Man on the Poon
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:23:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-05-01 05:29:01 (#)
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May I also add, Gulp Fiction and Resiv-Whore Dogs.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:23:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-05-01 05:26:35 (#)
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I can't believe nobody mentioned Freddy Got Fingered. How obvious!!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:23:10 EDT (#)
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Chicks are for fags
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:22:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GenocideTickles (user info) at 2003-04-29 22:58:19 (#)
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Requiem for a Cream
Cum Shots part Spew - although the original title(s) would work well here as well
Swallow Hal
Suck Everlasting
Laid in Manhattan
Monstercocks, Inc.
My Big Fat Greek Cock
The Porn Identity
Beauty and the Beast - works well as is
Band of Brothers - works well as gay porn, as is.
The Evil Head
Cum Lola Cum
Robocock (might already be one?)
The Sperminator (again might already be one)
Cumline
That's all for now. If I repeated anything anyone else said, I'm sorry, I didn't read any of the replies, or even the whole original post.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:22:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-04-18 23:36:07 (#)
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Weapons of Ass Destruction
- stolen from http://www.theonion.com/onion3914/infograph_3914.html
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:22:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-04-18 20:15:56 (#)
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How to lose a guy to 10 gays.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:22:23 EDT (#)
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One time, I tried to make cinnamon toast by buttering the bread before i put it in the toaster
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:22:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-04-18 11:05:21 (#)
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Dude, where's my HIV test?
The Pee-in-this
House of 1,000 Horsecocks
Foam Booth
What a Girl Wants (in her ass)
Catch Me if you Can (and if you do, fuck my ass)
About Clit (or Shit, or Jit, or Tit!)
Wes Craven Presents: They Fuck
Bobbit-Proof Fence
Talk to Her (and then fuck her brains out afterwards)
Waking Up in Reno - with Renee the Hooker (part 26)
The Rules of Fudgepaction
Adam Sandler's Punch-Drunk FUCKING!!! (part 32 - special hot teen edition!)
Red Dragon, Bed Shagon, with a big FAG N!
Just a Kiss ... Psyche!
The Banger Sisters (I didn't even touch this one)
Special K19 - The Whoremaker (Cat Fucking Edition)
Two Legged Humans fucking Eight Legged Freaks
My Big Fat Greek Cum-Toilet
The Powerpuff Girls ... Do Dallas
Scooby Doo-Doo
The Porn Identity
The Cum of All Beers
Enough ... Just Kidding, Fuck My Ass!
About a Boy ... and a Girl, and his Dormroom
Deuces Wild 2 - Shit All Over Me!
Splatter-Man
Dick or Something Like It
Death to Coochie
Nice Age (part 18)
We Were Pornstars ... and Young
Fart's War
Super Poopers
A Cock to Remember
I am Sam ... and I Have an 18-inch Cock!
Snow Dogs ... Doggie Style!
A Beautiful Behind
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:22:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-04-14 10:38:48 (#)
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hahaha LORD OF THE RINGS. Simple, effective.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:21:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skitty at 2003-04-12 03:16:22 (#)
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12-inch pianist and the million ducks.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:21:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-04-08 16:20:33 (#)
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Not bad.
As as sidenote, all the radio ads are pronouncing the Pianist's title "pee-AN-ist" and not its correct pronunciation "PEE-an-ist".
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:21:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-04-02 09:16:53 (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:21:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by cks <clara.at.djnorton.com> at 2003-04-01 23:58:51 (#)
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Did any of you know that Harry Putter and the Sorceror's Bone is really a porno? One of my personal favorites. Here's some more.. these may be reaching.
shanghai spoon
Hal's shallow
far in heaven
Scooby's Doo
Sliderman
Lie-low and lick
Mister Peed
The slime machine
The cunt of monte chrisco
Stuart's little
Roger me
Spirited Lay
About Shit (schmidt)
All the pretty horses (sick)
A long flame in-side-her
Spunk drunk lust
The Bitch (staring Leonardo d'craprio)
Blow (uhuh)
Scroty Ugly
Erection (election)
Riding forrester
Forresty hump
KY-19 The windowmaker
Austin Powers: Gold shower
Tit-ass
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:21:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dryg (user info) at 2003-03-27 04:51:48 (#)
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Kinda funny...
What's a Nice Girl Like You Doing in an Anal Movie? (1995)
Sgt Peckers Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang (1995)
Adventures of Dick Black the Black Dick, The (1987)
Ass Ventura: Crack Detective (1996) (V)
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:20:48 EDT (#)
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I haven't had chili in forever
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:20:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Quirkster (user info) at 2003-03-23 23:13:30 (#)
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Considering the fact that I work in a video store that contains the porno, "Buffy The Vampire Layer", I don't think my inclusion of it was lame in the least.
Obviously, this is a topic you feel very strongly about, right Random?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:20:35 EDT (#)
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And chili
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:20:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-03-23 18:25:35 (#)
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Quirkster--
Someone already said Muffy the Vampire Layer, you cant say Buffy the Vampire Layer. Thats just lame.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:20:21 EDT (#)
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I want some apple pie.
Right now!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:20:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Quirkster (user info) at 2003-03-19 15:00:36 (#)
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Don't forget:
-For Your Thighs Only
-Passenger 69
-Titty Slickers
-The Boobyguard
-Dun-Her (Ben Hur)
-One Million Years DD
-Tit's a Wonderful Life
-Legally Boned
-The House of Girth
-Dr. Strangepants
-Ass-aconda
-Crocodile Done-Me
-The Inseminator (Terminator)
-Buffy the Vampire Layer
-Ramboner
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:19:58 EDT (#)
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WHY?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:19:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The Lord Of Porno <n/a> at 2003-03-15 00:46:56 (#)
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Harry Peter and the Sorcerer Got Stoned
Harry Peter and the Chamber of "Secrets"
Harry Peter and the Prostitute Of Alcatraz
Harry Peter and the Goblet of Whisky
Lord of the Cockrings the Fellowship of The Cockring
Lord of the Cockrings the Two Condoms
Moulin Splooge
Fast & Curious
Womb Raide
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:19:46 EDT (#)
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:19:32 EDT (#)
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It's no fair cause I have to work tomorrow and can't keep this up all night!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:19:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-03-14 10:54:51 (#)
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Choked? Are you sure that you didn't mean gagged?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:19:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-03-14 10:45:10 (#)
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Dude...
Big Trouble in Little Vagina caused me to choke on my drink. I think that's the best one so far.
How about:
Bush Hour
Interview With a Vamp
Touched by a Devil
The Pink Mile
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:19:06 EDT (#)
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Fight me in an insult battle you cock-licker!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:18:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-03-11 12:05:30 (#)
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Moulin Splooge
Tits of Fury
Big Trouble in Little Vagina
Wankenstein
All Anal on the Western Front
Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:18:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Luna (user info) at 2003-03-07 08:02:10 (#)
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Igby goes up
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
"Breakfast" at Tiffany's
Big Mama
Jesus Christ Pornstar
American History XXX
Death To Hoochie (I don't know, a slasher fetish type?)
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:18:42 EDT (#)
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YOUR TITLES ARE DUMB!
Fuck You!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:18:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Luna (user info) at 2003-03-07 07:54:52 (#)
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Um... Locked cock and two fucking bastards...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:18:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Luna (user info) at 2003-03-07 07:53:04 (#)
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James Bond: Octopussy (ha, another one with no change neccessary).
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:18:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-03-01 22:38:18 (#)
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Alright people you're repeating too much. Pay attention to the tread.
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A Cock in Lips Now!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:17:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jab0728 (user info) at 2003-03-01 21:41:42 (#)
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just remembered another one and its an actual title
muffy the vampire layer
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:17:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jab0728 (user info) at 2003-03-01 21:38:28 (#)
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just want to add a couple...
In Dianna Jones and the temple of poon
poke a hot ass (pokahontas)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:17:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wiked (user info) at 2003-02-28 11:55:53 (#)
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I can't believe nobody's used these:
Fast and Curious
Sum of all queers
My Girl 1&2(lesbian porn)
the other sister
why you weren't sleeping
speed 1&2
the queer hunter
fuck me if you can
final destination hehe
hairy fucker and the bedroom of secrets
Confessions of a dirty mind
inspired by the cartoon:
the wild pornberry's the movie hehehe
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:17:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-02-27 12:05:03 (#)
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You liked that one Razor, eh?
lol
Loren
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:17:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-02-27 11:59:42 (#)
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Labiarinth
Top Grunt
Bare Bitch Project
Clear and Present Donger
Hannah Does Her Sisters
Backshaft
Sister Acts
Pokey Man
Sergeant Dildo
Reservoir Dongs
The Wedding Swinger
G*A*S*H
Three Men in a Little Lady
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:16:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UrbanGuerilla (user info) at 2003-02-26 21:22:13 (#)
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Womb Raider
White Women Can't Hump
Old Stool (German)
Butch Assidy and the Assdance Kid
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-02-26 16:11:48 (#)
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schindler's bris omg
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:16:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-02-26 10:04:07 (#)
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What a bunch of perverts.
How about:
The Head Zone
Blast from the Pants
Schindler's bris
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:16:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mr_craigman737 (user info) at 2003-02-26 09:18:08 (#)
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American Bi
Robin Hood: Men with no tights
Fantasia(don't need to change it)
Fucktales (ducktales)
To fuck a mocking bird
Came through the wind (gone with the wind)
Dude, Where's the clit?
Too Soon (Dune)
The crocidile fucker: collision course
Crocidile Dundee: Fucking Los Angelos
Children of the Porn
Journey to the Center of the Pussy
Good Will Fucking
Dark Blew
Mrs. Doubtfucker
The sexorcist
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves: Gangbang edition
The Perfect Crotch
Nine to Fuck rn)
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now my Firefox needs to update!
Fuck.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:16:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by miles long <miles.at.porn.com> at 2003-02-25 00:21:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Indian Jones and the temple of spooge
Cumstruck
Dude, where's my dick?
Dirty and Harry
Sex,lies and middle age rape
Bravetart
Bitch Black
Night of the living head
Return of the living head
Halloween 25: Michael gets a blowjob
Wetdream on elm street
Last whore on the left (with the controversial scene with your mom)
Evil head
Evil head 2
Cum in my mouth of madness
Village of the rammed (gay porn)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by speed... (user info) at 2003-02-24 20:03:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
its not a movie...but its a good play on a song....how bout "cum on eileen"?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Andy at 2003-02-24 18:57:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't believe no one has said this one:
Armageddon-it-on.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by djalex (user info) at 2003-02-24 16:22:41 (#)
Ranking: 1
Lord of the ring piece
an officer and his gentleman
http://www.ampland.com/pmsat/misc.html
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-02-24 16:04:18 (#)
Ranking: 1
Forgot one...
Driving Stool
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-02-24 15:59:08 (#)
Ranking: 1
Raging Butt
The Ball Please Saloon
Buttman and Throbbin'
The Homogo Man
Bi Ooo'Domes
Homeo Must Blow
Boy Ride
Double Cream
Boy Whorey
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-02-24 14:52:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
Six Lays, Seven Dykes (starring Anne Heche)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-02-24 10:49:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
Glossed Bi-way
Jerk Me If You Can
Shag Thigh Nights
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-02-24 09:39:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
Shaft
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-02-24 09:02:27 (#)
Ranking: 1
You have to be really creative now. We starting to repeat too much.
There's a new one coming out this summer.
Bulk
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I need to go make something to eat. have fun cutting and pasting your suckass porn names, you faggot
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:14:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hando <maaikedebakker1979.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-02-24 07:45:26 (#)
Ranking: 1
How about:
Shaving Ryan's Privates
The Sperminator
Jackoff: the movie
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HANDO <maaikedebakker1979.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-02-24 07:39:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Clara <clara.at.djnorton.com> at 2003-02-22 20:50:21 (#)
Ranking: 1
Bite Club
Wildcunts
Agnes on Dog
The Perfect Whore
Gagback
Spootch of Life
Varsity Screws
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're dumb
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by cks <clara.at.djnorton.com> at 2003-02-22 20:42:00 (#)
Ranking: 1
And don't forget:
Blown in 60 seconds
French Piss
RoboCock
Howard the Dick
Bright Lights Big Titties
BeaverJuice
Field of Reams
Field of Screams
My Cousin's Weenie
Jurassic Prick
Jurassic Pork
On Golden Blond
While You Where Sleeping (college era)
The Princess Ride
Waterworld (nuf said)
Jennifer Ate
The Package (I repeat)
Gypsy Fling
Ever Faster
Cuming on America
Sex in the Shitter
Sex with the Kitty
Clan of the Cunt Hairs
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-02-21 21:59:46 (#)
Ranking: 1
Don't forget
Hans Fisting Anderson
(Not exactly a movie, but a great classic writer whose works grace the movie screens)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-02-21 19:01:51 (#)
Ranking: 1
I just remembered some more.
The Fat, the Bald, and the Ugly
Fist Full of Hollers
Scrotal Recall
A Thin Line between Love and Taint
Honey, I spunked on your kids
The Incredible Mr. Pimp It
For a Few Hollers More
Turner and Cooch
Gleaming the Pube
I Cream of Jeannie
Masturbation Masterpeice Theatre
Inside the Actors Coolio
Mouse Cunt
Mouse Cunt 2: The Pink Gets Stuffed
Mo' Better Blowjobs
Guess Who's Cumming to Gangbang Me
Fist of Legend (no change)
101 Masturbations
Johnny Socko's Giant Dildo
Ate Men Out, and loved it
The Cockring
Don't Say A Word, my Parents are Home
Sex Trek 3: The Search for Spunk
Things to do in Denver when you Need Head
Body Double-stuffed
Gash of the Tit-ans
Moby's Dick
The Great Gashby
A Tale of Two Clitties
Isaac Assimov's Poundation Trilogy
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-02-21 16:16:15 (#)
Ranking: 1
E.T. the extra testicle (a classic)
Mary Poopins
My Bare Lady
Cock Block and Two Smoking Whores
The New Yank Me Pornshop (I know. It's a tv show, not movie...still funny though)
All That Jizz
High Poon (great Western)
Look Who's Porking
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-02-21 15:02:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shakespeare in Lust
Star Whores Episode VI - Porn of the Jedi
He Sucked, She Sucked
Who Fucked Jessica Rabbit? (Hentai)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-02-21 13:33:47 (#)
Ranking: 1
Womb Raider
Romancing the Bone
Edward Penishands
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Die
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-02-21 10:20:00 (#)
Ranking: 1
Lawrence in her Labia
The White Stuff
Das Bootie
The Sexorcist
Ed Woody
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Quit stealing other peoples shit! AAAAAAARGGGGGGGGG
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by I RULE at 2003-02-21 00:35:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
here's some nifty titles i thought of when reading this:
Bare-Devil
The Gaytrix
Barberslop
10 things i ate about poo
Citizen Kanal
Blackass: The Movie
A Beautiful hind
The Fast and the Furious
Gays of Thunder
Ferris Bueler Got Off
My Big Fat Cheek Spreading
How To Use a Pie In 10 Ways
thats all i can think of and they suck anyway so screw u.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hurtbags for Hire
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Mind Zi <total_perspectivevortex@yahoo.> at 2003-02-20 17:32:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Sperminator II: Fudgement Day
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-02-20 14:54:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
They're all cumming back to me now...
The Pudsucker Proxy
The Cock, the Theif, his Wife and her Bitch
Thighs Wide Shut
The Good, the Bad, and the Orgy
Position Impossible
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rump Rangers
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-02-20 14:42:26 (#)
Ranking: 1
just remembered another....
The French Erection (The French Connection)
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-02-19 21:21:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yessssss...back on the Uberboard.
I bet it was Bart. He's trying to appease us loyal 16 y/olds fans.
This would make an AWESOME movie.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-02-20 14:41:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Clitty Clitty Gangbang (Chitty Chitty Bang Bang)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:10:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GoNorth (user info) at 2003-02-20 13:05:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
haha....
"Shaving Ryan's Privates"
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lodnem (user info) at 2003-02-20 13:01:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
2001: A Face Sitting Odyssey
American History XXX (vintage porn)
American Fur Pie
The Sighing Game
The Ho (The Crow..)
Creature With The Black Harpoon
The Bestiality Master
Close Encounters Of The Third Input
ehh i'm reaching now...fur get it!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still amazed at that review.
It's sad that I'm in the SAME place as I was a year ago....
...reviewing this post...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-02-20 12:19:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Sleeping with the Enema
Snow White and the Cottage Crawl
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Yendor <spalding_shmells.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-02-20 12:04:44 (#)
Ranking: 1
My favorite:
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
Also,
About Shit (Fecalphilia)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-02-20 10:51:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Four Weddings and An Orgy
While You Were Sleeping With Me
Me, Myself, & I Cream
Ace Ventura: Pet Pimp
Enema at the Gates
Three Men And A Babe
O Brother Where Art Thou (West Virginia Porn)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-02-20 09:38:00 (#)
Ranking: 1
On Golden Blonde
Pulp Friction
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-02-20 09:08:23 (#)
Ranking: 1
LOL, I liked "Sleeping w/Seattle"
Actually "Hair," I'm really not into porn. But for what it's worth, I'm not against it.
Razor, my ex told me about an actually fetish/porn movie, it's called "Eat My Log: The Toilet Slut"
I never had the viewing pleasure, but I took it from him that it was really sick. I only have to explain that it lives up to it's title.
I've had some time to think, so here goes...
(if I repeat someone else's, I apologize profusely in advance)
Turner and Hootchie
Cum Lola Cum
What's Eating Gilbert's Grapes? (could be replaced with "who's")
A Beautiful Behind
The Moth Man Prostitutes
Angel Thighs... eh? (J. Lopez makes me ill)
Hard to Drill
Tingle White Female
L.A. Contraceptive
The Seventh Sigh
Armagonnagetin
Passenger Fifty-cum
Shaft.
200 Butts
Anal-ize This
Clit Hangers
Ame-do-us
The Texas Chainsaw Masochist (that puts a spin on it)
Legends of the Balls
When Harry Ate Sally
Nurse Wetty
Life is Bootie-full
Biloxy Boobs
:-p
Loren
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-04-14 05:07:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
If i don't go to bed now, i'll never sleep.
HAHAHA A review from a year ago! Almost to the hour!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Chunk (user info) at 2003-02-20 06:48:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Here is a few classics (top 100 films site http://www.filmsite.org/ )
A few are actual titles that I feel should be left well alone:
The African Queen (1951)
All Quiet on the Western Cunt (1930)
Dr. Strangelove or: How I learned to Stop Tensing and Love the Bum (1964)
Easy Rider (1969)
From the Corner of "42nd St." (1933)
High Poon (1952)
In Her "Jaws" (1975)
King Dong (1933)
French "Letter From an Unkown Woman" (1948)
One Fucked the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Red River (1948) - FETISH (NASTY AS WELL)
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves (1937) - FETISH
Some Like it Hot (1959)
A Star is Shorn (1954)
I Thank You
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-02-20 06:18:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
boning john malkovich (celebrity)
cum of all queers
ex men (fetish)
poop dreams
margaret thatcher gone wild
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Trak421 (user info) at 2003-02-20 00:32:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
You forgot:
Sorrest Rump
Cliffbanger
Thw Joy Suck Club
Free my Willy
and oh yeah!
THE FIRM.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-07-02 10:40:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Everyone can calm down now.
I found the back of the remote.
We can all stop worrying.
It's going to be okay.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by michaelahunt (user info) at 2003-02-19 21:45:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Star whores, the empire licks crack.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:08:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-02-02 15:59:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just had a dream within a dream!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-02-19 21:15:11 (#)
Ranking: 1
Most of the good ones were taken already, but here goes anyway.
Rear Admiral
Rear Admiral 2: The Might Seamen
Edward Penishands
Battlestar Prophylactica
The Wizard of Ooze
Wonka's Willy and the Chocolate Factory
Schindler's Fist
Cockstoppers
Mr. Holland's Anus
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind (Fetish)
Inspect Her Gadget
Santa Claus is Cumming in Granny's Gown
Lays of Thunder
The Whole 9 Inches
Saving Sarah's Slit
High Infidelity
A Romp to Remember
Beverly Hills Cox
Backside to the Future
Bonfire of the Virginities (Worship)
Lord of the Flings
Brigette Jones' Diuretic (Watersports)
Jumpin' Jack Flasher
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Chico and his Man
The Rockhard
Who Wants to Ball a Millionaire?
10 Things I'd Lick About You
She's all Fat (Fetish)
The 3 Coozes
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LordVicious (user info) at 2003-02-19 21:09:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
how about...
Snatch (actually a title.. but you get what i mean)
Way of the Cunt
Armaggedon 2: The second cumming (not a movie... YET!)
and.. thats all i got
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-09-23 03:25:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
I cry at night thinking about Wazza.
And my huge pile of failures.
But mostly Wazza.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:07:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DarthAwsome (user info) at 2003-02-19 20:57:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha, I got a good one
Disney Presents: Fuck Everlasting
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by theoutstander (user info) at 2003-02-19 20:36:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Heres a few i came up with...
Alice's Wonderland
Ocean's 11 inches
Black Dick Down
Meet the Penis
-theoutstander
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-08-23 14:16:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
Jay -
Sorry to see you go.
Your Friend,
Steve
PS: Going out like that makes you seem like a silly cunt. You'll be back. They always come back...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-02-19 20:15:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Loren is in to porn. I just bristled.
· Glad-he-ate-her
· Bitches of East-dick
· The Sin-sons
· Edward Penis Hands (actual title)
· Josie and the Pussies
· Clitter
· 40 gays in 40 nights
· Not another teen movie.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:07:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by beer-turtle <trip_doubt.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-02-19 19:59:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
the Cockateer
The FlintBones
Sperminator
Jumping Black Ass
Bones in the Hood
Men In Back
Jeez Shes Tight Pornostar
Romancing the Bone
Tit Antic
The Fat and the Furriest
James Boned: Try another lay
James Boned: GoldenAss
I know who you did last summer
Beaverly Hills Cock
Indiana Bones and the temple of Poon
Oceans Eleven Inches
Top Buns
Cockodile Dundee
Robin Head
Cock me in the Can
That is all I can think of for now
-Turtle
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:07:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-02-22 16:24:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Another day, another review.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by J <jaredfoglesfatpants.at.lycos.com> at 2003-02-19 18:53:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
How 'bout:
Savoring Ryan's Privates
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2003-02-19 18:00:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
theres already a real porno called shaving private ryan.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:06:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-03-03 13:58:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Tell your mom it's for a school project and get her to buy it for you.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-02-19 17:59:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
fabulous derriere d' amelie putain
no man's gland
I know who you did last summer
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:06:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-02-19 17:14:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry Razor but I had to do it, Kangaroo Sack! How about sleeping with seattle? Oh well, I gotta do work now.
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2003-02-19 17:14:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Harry Pothead and the Sorcerer got Stoned" is not really a porno...
... But it has the potential to be.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-12-20 23:41:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wazza For Pope
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:05:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-02-19 15:29:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Top Cunt
Gays of Wonder
When We Were Voyeurs
BraveFart - not really pornographic, but..
A Streetcar Named Desire - oops, nevermind
The Cunt for Red October
Good Will Cunting
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-02-19 15:19:12 (#)
Ranking: 1
I 8 head in a duffle bag
Gods and Genitals
How to bruise a guy in ten ways (s&m)
The Head Zone (I'm a HUGE Christopher Walken fan)
--------
This is kinda fun.
Loren
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-07-26 16:41:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
I love crackers!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-02-19 15:04:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
meant to rate that oops
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:05:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-02-19 14:56:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
glad-he-ate-her
indiana jones and the temple of poon
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want some lunch
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:05:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-02-19 14:35:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
American Booty hahahaha
Yeah Loren I'm psyched about DDL... speaking of which... how about "Ass of the Mohicans"?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-02-19 14:31:48 (#)
Ranking: 1
Razor, I forgot to bring this up, (until I saw Gangbangs of New York) but I'm glad to see that Daniel Day-Lewis is nominated for best actor. Good freaking thing, I say.
Now let's see if I can come up w/one or two titles.
Erin Yankyourdick
Lord of the Rims
Blue Collar Cumonme Tour
eh, that's all I can do at the moment.
L
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:04:40 EDT (#)
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Lunch?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lodnem (user info) at 2003-02-19 14:25:24 (#)
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american booty
silence of the clams
in-depends day (hey it's fetish video)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brioski at 2003-02-19 14:15:15 (#)
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I got a bunch but i'll limit myself to 2...
Starship Hooters or Pornship Troopers
Yourasslick Park
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:04:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
July only comes once a year, stays for a month, then won't fucking leave until you give it five bucks and a ride to the bus station
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok my lunch just got here, that's enough for now... whatever you do do NOT make any references to the movie "Kangaroo Jack" in your responses.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The Bitches of Eastdick
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A Few Good Men (No need to even change the title)
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rope comes in only 14 different colours
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Porn on the Fourth Of July
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:03:18 EDT (#)
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Riding Miss Daisy
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alabama gives you herpes
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:03:09 EDT (#)
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8 Inches (Starring eminem with a prosthetic enlargement)
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:02:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My car can travel through time
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:02:58 EDT (#)
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Sweet Bone Alabama
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:02:46 EDT (#)
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Baredevil
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Curling the national sport of quitters
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:02:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
XXX-Men
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A Beautiful Ass
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jennifer Lopez saw Jay once and wouldn't stop screaming until some one raped her with a broom
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pearl Harbor Necklace
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:01:59 EDT (#)
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Laying Private Ryan
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:01:50 EDT (#)
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Men in Back
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:01:44 EDT (#)
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Jay can't find his house keys because he ate them
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Forrest Hump
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:01:32 EDT (#)
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Laid in Manhattan
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:01:23 EDT (#)
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Hairy Peter and the Chamber of Fetishes
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:01:15 EDT (#)
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Jay thinks that the Vietnam war is still going on
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:01:14 EDT (#)
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Hairy Peter and the Sorceror's Bone
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:01:04 EDT (#)
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The Pianist - just pronounce it out loud :)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How to Make a Guy Cum in Ten Minutes
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:00:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jay found that Earth has no magnetic south
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:00:40 EDT (#)
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Star Whores Episode II - Attack of the Bones
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:00:29 EDT (#)
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Star Whores
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:00:20 EDT (#)
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My Big Fat Greek Whore
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jay ate a bucket once
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 03:00:10 EDT (#)
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Gangbangs of New York
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:59:57 EDT (#)
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So... you've all probably heard of movies like "Pulp Friction" - a porno which derives its name from a real movie... well here is a list of ones that I've invented myself for your entertainment. Feel free to add your own, or list real ones that are funny.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:59:45 EDT (#)
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Jay wanted to kill a guy but gave up when he encountered a stair
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:59:24 EDT (#)
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Jay built a wind tunnel out of paper and squirrel droppings
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:58:58 EDT (#)
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Jay causes people to shit shovels
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:58:46 EDT (#)
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The youngest person to give birth was a five-yr. old tribal girl (C-Section of course)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:58:37 EDT (#)
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The state of Florida is bigger than England!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:58:31 EDT (#)
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Jay owns every season of Sex and the City
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:58:28 EDT (#)
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A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:58:15 EDT (#)
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The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable"!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:58:11 EDT (#)
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Jay wants to have sex with Tom Cruise
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:58:04 EDT (#)
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The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:57:53 EDT (#)
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For the "wrong handed" people...Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people! That means DEATH to Lefties
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:57:44 EDT (#)
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Jay wrote a screenplay based on the death of his big toe
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:57:41 EDT (#)
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This one is deep...think about the cultural impact this could have: NO WAR HAS BEEN FOUGHT WHERE BOTH COUNTRIES HAD A McDonalds
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:57:30 EDT (#)
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Women blink nearly twice as much as men do.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:57:23 EDT (#)
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Jay can't be happy EVER
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:57:19 EDT (#)
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The letters in the abbreviation e.g. stand for exempli gratia - a Latin term meaning "for example."
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:57:07 EDT (#)
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Jay farts musical notes
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:57:05 EDT (#)
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The letter "W" is the only letter in the alphabet that doesn't have just one syllable - it has three.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:56:51 EDT (#)
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The # symbols is often referred to as a "number sign" or "pound sign." Its actual name is an octothorpe
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:56:49 EDT (#)
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Jay can't lift a can of beans
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:56:39 EDT (#)
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Cleveland spelled backwards is "DNA level C."
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:56:28 EDT (#)
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Jay built the Berlin Wall
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:56:27 EDT (#)
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There is only ONE word in the English language with THREE CONSECUTIVE SETS OF DOUBLE LETTERS.... Bookkeeper
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:56:12 EDT (#)
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Jay threw a brick at U2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:56:10 EDT (#)
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The longest word that can be typed solely with the left hand is stewardess
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:55:55 EDT (#)
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If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom more often.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:55:51 EDT (#)
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Jay wants to pleasure a donkey
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:55:42 EDT (#)
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"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:55:35 EDT (#)
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Jay wants to adopt a dead Chinese man
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:55:29 EDT (#)
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If you are hedenophobic, you have a fear of pleasure.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:55:13 EDT (#)
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If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in U.S. coins without being able to make change for a dollar
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:55:10 EDT (#)
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Jay is legally married to several gophers in Arkansas
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:55:01 EDT (#)
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Federal law forbids recycling used eyeglasses in the United States
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:54:50 EDT (#)
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Impotence is grounds for divorce in 24 states in the United States.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:54:47 EDT (#)
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Jay's mom rapes kittens
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:54:39 EDT (#)
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In Canada, if a debt is higher than 25 cents, it is illegal to pay it with pennies.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:54:32 EDT (#)
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Jay's house smells like cabbage
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:54:28 EDT (#)
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The letter J does not appear ANYWHERE in the periodic table of elements.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:54:18 EDT (#)
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If you put a raisin in a champagne bottle, it will rise and fall continuously.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:54:08 EDT (#)
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Kentucky is the leading cause of Ouija board related deaths
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:54:06 EDT (#)
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No word in the English language rhymes with "month".
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:53:56 EDT (#)
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203 million dollars is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:53:45 EDT (#)
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Parker Brothers prints about 50 billion dollars worth of Monopoly money in one year. (which is more than real money printed in a year)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:53:32 EDT (#)
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Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath at least once a year.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:53:31 EDT (#)
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My cat hates you
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:53:16 EDT (#)
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Domestic cats hate lemons or other citrus scents.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:53:16 EDT (#)
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Wine tastes like some one puked in my mouth
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:53:01 EDT (#)
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A hard-boiled egg will spin. An uncooked or soft-boiled egg will not. (I'm going home to boil an egg tonight)
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a head shaped like a grape
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:52:47 EDT (#)
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Wine will spoil if exposed to light, hence tinted bottles.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Construction is the leading cause of photocopier failure
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:52:31 EDT (#)
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Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:52:22 EDT (#)
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Bobcats cause more rape than potatoes
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:52:20 EDT (#)
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The estimated number of M & M's sold each day in the United States is 200,000,000.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:52:06 EDT (#)
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An apple, onion, and potato all have the same taste. The differences in flavor are caused by their smell. To prove this you can pinch your nose and take a bite from each. They will all taste sweet.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:51:57 EDT (#)
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The Pope's middle name is 'Janet'
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:51:50 EDT (#)
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40% of all people who come to a party snoop in your medicine cabinet.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:51:38 EDT (#)
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I have a horse named 'Goldie'
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:51:31 EDT (#)
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Q. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?
A. He was allergic to carrots.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:51:21 EDT (#)
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Bill Kurtis owes me several hundred dollars
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:51:20 EDT (#)
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Q. There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year.
A. Father's Day
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:51:10 EDT (#)
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Q. This is the only food that doesn't spoil.
A. Honey
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:51:02 EDT (#)
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We can't all have the same name
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:51:00 EDT (#)
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Q. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:50:50 EDT (#)
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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:50:48 EDT (#)
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I own several slaves named 'Mitchell.'
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:50:38 EDT (#)
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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
A. Obsession
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:50:25 EDT (#)
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I built a full scale model of the Titanic
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:50:22 EDT (#)
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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:50:11 EDT (#)
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Q. What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS from every other TV show?
A. No theme song.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:50:07 EDT (#)
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The stars are made out of pudding
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:49:54 EDT (#)
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The nursery rhyme Ring Around the Rosy is a rhyme about the plague. Infected people with the plague would get red circular sores ("Ring around the rosy..."), these sores would smell very badly so common folks would put flowers on their bodies somewhere (inconspicuously), so that it would cover the smell of the sores ("...a pocket full of posies..."), People who died from the plague would be burned so as to reduce the possible spread of the disease ("...ashes, ashes, we all fall down!")
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:49:50 EDT (#)
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The worlds largest dam is in Antarctica
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:49:42 EDT (#)
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The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League all-stars Game
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:49:27 EDT (#)
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The first NFL team that plays its home games in a domed stadium to win a Superbowl was the St. Louis Rams in 1999.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:49:22 EDT (#)
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We're all going to hell!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:49:13 EDT (#)
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The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:49:08 EDT (#)
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I can't spell worht a damn
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:48:58 EDT (#)
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The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:48:54 EDT (#)
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Keys are the leading cause of jumping
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:48:45 EDT (#)
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The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:48:34 EDT (#)
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The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:48:29 EDT (#)
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Rakes are fun!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:48:22 EDT (#)
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Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:48:15 EDT (#)
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Robots own Tibet
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:48:08 EDT (#)
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The term "the whole 9 yards" came from W.W.II fighter pilots in the South Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got "the whole 9 yards."
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:48:01 EDT (#)
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The salmon is the natural enemy of throat cancer
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:47:45 EDT (#)
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"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:47:40 EDT (#)
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Nothing is gayer than a pink harp.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:47:33 EDT (#)
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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:47:22 EDT (#)
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:47:21 EDT (#)
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Stones crush more heads than elephants
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:47:03 EDT (#)
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:46:58 EDT (#)
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Puppies are the leading cause of SIDS
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:46:53 EDT (#)
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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:46:41 EDT (#)
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Corn causes AIDS
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:46:39 EDT (#)
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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:46:29 EDT (#)
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I have no ears
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:46:28 EDT (#)
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First novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:46:18 EDT (#)
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The youngest pope was 11 years old.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:46:12 EDT (#)
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Shakespeare wrote Romeo and Juliet while riding a bicycle.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:46:06 EDT (#)
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The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:45:55 EDT (#)
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:45:43 EDT (#)
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Average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:45:32 EDT (#)
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Cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:45:22 EDT (#)
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Africa was founded by apes with cool helmets
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:45:18 EDT (#)
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Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:45:03 EDT (#)
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Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:45:00 EDT (#)
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I WILL FIGHT YOU!
To the death!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:44:51 EDT (#)
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Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:44:40 EDT (#)
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You can't keep up with me, quitter
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:44:35 EDT (#)
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State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:44:23 EDT (#)
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City with the most Rolls Royces per capita: Hong Kong.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:44:14 EDT (#)
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The Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:44:08 EDT (#)
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The bar across the street is playing their music real loud again and I can't fucking sleep.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:44:00 EDT (#)
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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:43:50 EDT (#)
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:43:41 EDT (#)
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I loved it because I could always nail the obscure letters, but struggled on the obvious ones.
I LOVE torture.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:43:37 EDT (#)
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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was my favourite roadtrip game.
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Ranking: 2
Zetterberg
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Ranking: 2
Yzerman
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Ranking: 2
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Walz
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Ranking: 2
Volchenckov
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Ranking: 2
Ulanov
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Ranking: 2
Tanguay
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Ranking: 2
Satan
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Ranking: 2
Ribeiro
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Quintal
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Peca
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Ranking: 2
Ovechkin
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Niinimaa
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Maltby
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Ranking: 2
Lalime
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Ranking: 2
Kirusoff
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Ranking: 2
Jagr
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Isbister
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Ranking: 2
Hedican
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Gaborik
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Fedorov
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Erat
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Draper
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Comrie
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Bonk
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Alfredsson
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Zip
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Yellow
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Xerox
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War
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Viper
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Uncle
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Toad
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Steer
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Ranking: 2
Rose
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Queen
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Pumpkin
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Orange
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Ranking: 2
Nog
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Ranking: 2
Monkey
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Lord
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King
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Ranking: 2
Jig
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Ranking: 2
Ignore
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Ranking: 2
Horse
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Ranking: 2
Goldfish
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Ranking: 2
Fen
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Ranking: 2
Elephant
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Dog
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Cop
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Ranking: 2
Beaver
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Ranking: 2
Apple
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Ranking: 2
Eastern Conference
Team GP Pts
1. y-Ottawa 80 111
2. y-Carolina 79 109
3. x-NY Rangers 80 100
4. x-Buffalo 79 104
5. x-Philadelphia 79 97
6. x-New Jersey 80 97
7. Montreal 80 93
8. Tampa Bay 79 89
9. Atlanta 79 87
10. Toronto 79 86
11. Florida 80 82
12. NY Islanders 79 76
13. Boston 81 74
14. Washington 79 64
15. Pittsburgh 79 55
* = Division Leader
Western Conference
Team GP Pts
1. z-Detroit 79 120
2. y-Dallas 79 109
3. y-Calgary 80 102
4. x-Nashville 80 102
5. x-San Jose 80 97
6. x-Anaheim 80 96
7. x-Colorado 80 94
8. x-Edmonton 81 93
9. Vancouver 81 90
10. Los Angeles 80 85
11. Minnesota 81 83
12. Phoenix 80 79
13. Columbus 79 70
14. Chicago 79 61
15. St. Louis 79 56
* = Division Leader
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Little By Little
by Oasis
We the people fight for our existence
We don't claim to be perfect but we're free
We dream our dreams alone with no resistance
Fadin' like the stars we wish to be
Y'know I didn't mean
What I just said
But my god woke up on the wrong side of his bed
And it just don't matter now
'Cause Little by little
We gave you everything you ever dreamed of
Little by little
The wheels of your life they're slowly fallin off
Little by little
You have to give it all in all your life
And all the time I just ask myself why are you really here?
True perfection has to be imperfect
I know that that sounds foolish but it's true
The day has come and now you'll have to accept
The life inside your head we give to you
Y'know I didn't mean
What I just said
But my god woke up on the wrong side of his bed
And it just don't matter now
'Cause Little by little
We gave you everything you ever dreamed of
Little by little
The wheels of your life they're slowly fallin off
Little by little
You have to give it all in all your life
And all the time I just ask myself why are you really here?
Hey!!!
Little by little
We gave you everything you ever dreamed of
Little by little
The wheels of your life they're slowly fallin off
Little by little you have to give it all in all your life
And all the time I just ask myself why you're really here?
Why am I really here?
Why am I really here?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wonderwall
by Oasis
Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do
About you now
Backbeat the word is on the street
That the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do
about you now
And all the roads we have to walk are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I would
Like to say to you
But I don't know how
Because maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my wonderwall
Today was gonna be the day
But they'll never throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you're not to do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do
About you now
And all the roads that lead you there were winding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to you
But I don't know how
I said maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my wonderwall
I said maybe (I said maybe)
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my wonderwall
I said maybe (I said maybe)
You're gonna be the one that saves me (that saves me) 3X
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Surfacing
by David Usher
Car crash east side of town
the waters deep and you can feel your own strength fading
you're beginning to let go
the bubbles rise as we go down
underwater, overwhelmed
can't fight the current here
it's starting to take hold
high above me i can see the surface now
your picture perfect, life is fading out of you
and high above me i can feel the world
but i don't need it
i don't need it
i don't need it
i just need you
i just need you
and you grow colder like dream
i can't believe the practical things
there always out of reach
and i know your not really here
these visions fly so quickly on the edge
there starting to take hold
high above me i can see the surface now
your picture perfect, life is fading out of you
and high above me i can feel the world
but i don't need it
i don't need it
i don't need it
won't you help me with this loneliness
cause i don't know what's wrong or right
won't you help me with this spiritless
cause i can't seem to walk outside
car crash east side of town
the waters deep here, i can feel my own strength fading
i'm beginning to let go
the bubbles rise as i go down
i hit the bottom, overwhelmed
i can't fight the current here
its starting to take hold
high above me i can see the surface now
your picture perfect, life is fading out of you
and high above me i can feel the world
but i don't need it
i don't need it
i don't need it
i don't need it
i don't need it
i don't need it
i don't need it
i don't need it
i don't need it
i just need you
i just need you
i just need you
i just need you
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:24:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Morning Train (Nine To Five)
by Sheena Easton
I wake up every mornin', I stumble out of bed
Stretchin' and yawnin', another day ahead
It seems to last forever, and time goes slowly by
Till babe and me's together, then it starts to fly
'Cause the moment that he's with me, time can take a flight
The moment that he's with me, everything's alright
Night time is the right time, we make love
Then it's his and my time, we take off
CHORUS:
My baby takes the morning train,
He works from nine till five and then,
He takes another home again to find me waitin' for him
REPEAT CHORUS
He takes me to a movie, or to a restaurant, to go
Slow dancing, anything I want
Only when he's with me, I catch light
Only when he gives me, makes me feel alright
CHORUS:
My baby takes the morning train,
He works from nine till five and then,
He takes another home again to find me waitin' for him
All day I think of him, dreamin' of him constantly
I'm crazy mad for him, and he's crazy mad for me
When he steps off that train, I'm heading for, a fight
Work all day to earn his pay, so we can play all night
CHORUS:
My baby takes the morning train,
He works from nine till five and then,
He takes another home again to find me waitin' for him
(chorus repeats out)
He's always on that morning train
He works so hard
To find me waiting for him...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fireworks
by Tragically Hip, The
If there's a goal that everyone remembers
It was back in ol '72
We all squeezed the stick and we all pulled the trigger
And all I remember is sitting beside you
You said you didn't give a fuck about hockey
I never saw someone say that before
You held my hand and we walked home the long way
You were loosening my grip on Bobby Orr
Isn't it amazing anything's accomplished
When the little sensation gets in your way?
Not one ambition whisperin' over your shoulder
Isn't it amazing you can do anything?
We hung out together every single moment
'Cause that's what we thought married people do
Complete with the grip of artificial chaos
And believin' in the country of me and you
Crisis of faith and crisis in the Kremlin
And yeah we'd heard all that before
It's wintertime the house is solitude with options
And loosening my grip on a fake cold war
Isn't it amazing what you can accomplish
When you don't let the nation get in your way?
Not one ambition whisperin' over your shoulder
Isn't it amazing, you can do anything?
Next to your comrades in the national fitness program
Caught in some eternal flexed arm hang
Dropping to the mat in a fit of laughter
Showing no patience tolerance or restraint
Fireworks exploding in the distance
Temporary towers soar
Fireworkds emulatin' heaven
Till there are no stars anymore
Fireworks aimin' straight at heaven
Temporary towers soar
Till there are no stars shinin' up in heaven
Till there are no stars anymore
Isn't it amazing what you can accomplish
When the little sensation gets in your way?
No ambition whisperin' over your shoulder
Isn't it amazing what you can accomplish, eh?
This one thing probably never goes away
I think that this one thing is probably supposed to stay
This one thing doesn't have to go away
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Best of You
by Foo Fighters
"I've got another confession to make, I'm your fool
Everyone's got their chains to break, holding you
Were you born to resist, or be abused?
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
Are you gone and on to someone new?
I needed somewhere to hang my head, without your noose
You gave me something that I didn't have, but had no use
I was too weak to give in, too strong to lose
My heart is under arrest again, but I break loose
My head is giving me life or death, but I can't choose
I'll swear I'll never give in, I'll refuse
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
Has someone taken your faith? It's real
The pain you feel?
Your trust?
You must confess.
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
Has someone taken your faith? Its real.
The pain you feel?
The life? The love, you died to hear?
The hope that stops the broken hearts?
Your trust?
You must confess
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
I've got another confession my friend, I'm no fool
I'm getting tired of starting again, somewhere new
Were you born to resist, or be abused?
I swear I'll never give in, I'll refuse
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
Has someone taken your faith? It's real.
The pain you feel?
Your trust?
You must confess
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:22:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At My Most Beautiful
by R.E.M.
I've found a way to make you
I've found a way
a way to make you smile
I read bad poetry
into your machine
I save your messages
just to hear your voice.
you always listen carefully
to awkward rhymes.
you always say your name.
like I wouldn't know it's you,
at your most beautiful.
I've found a way to make you
I've found a way
a way to make you smile
at my most beautiful
I count your eyelashes secretly.
with every one, whisper I love you.
I let you sleep.
I know your closed eye watching me,
listening.
I thought I saw a smile.
I've found a way to make you
I've found a way
a way to make you smile
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A jellyfish is 95 percent water.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Over one million stray dogs live in the New York City metropolitan area
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nearly 10% of American households dress their pets in Halloween costumes.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:21:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's illegal in Alabama to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Of all things, Andrew Jackson's tombstone does not mention that he served as the president of the United States!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kilts are not native to Scotland. They originated in France.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
From this, I can deduct that ALL WOMEN ARE LIARS.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...people who lie blink more.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:19:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A moth has no stomach
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
About twenty-five per cent of the population sneeze when they are exposed to light
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mercury is the planet closest to the sun.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SOUP'S ON BITCHES!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a compulsive disorder and I don't like to lose.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They CAN'T beat us on this post.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They won't beat us.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have that game on tape and laugh at it on a regular basis. I fear that the serious suckage of St. Louis, Columbus (until Nash got healthy) and Chicago boosted Detroit's point total for the year and they only SEEM unstoppable.
I pray to God that if the Red Wings face the Oilers in the first round, the series goes Detroit's way and is done early. I wouldn't be able to face work if the Oilers beat the Wings. I'd have to kill everyone in my office. And consecutive life sentences aren't cool anymore.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:14:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 01:08:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
BOOM SHAKALAKA!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 02:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
They *WILL* hit 1000, don't doubt that.
This is why I am calling for this pre-emptive strike to 4500.
If tomorrow, we can lodge as many reviews in one day as they have in total, that's one heck of a blow.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 01:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
big fight t'night harry, you do us proud now y'hear
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 01:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS IS WAR!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 01:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BOOM SHAKALAKA!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-14 01:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rock & Roll, Jay.
We have one very real advantage in this war (and don't get me wrong, this IS a war): we can review the hell out of this thing without it getting on the most heated or MRR. It's all about public opinion, and we can operate without limits, without pissing anyone off.
Because if those fuckers reach 1000, we're going to code red.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 01:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OK guys...
They're now only 3000 away.
That's NOT a good thing.
The closer they get, the more they're gonna work.
And at this rate, all they need is a few months, and I'm sure they won't get bored of it by then.
So I warn you, tomorrow afternoon, I will be on a spree.
A seriously INSANE spree of reviews.
I don't know how many, I don't know how long, I don't know anythig except I hope many of you join with me.
My goal?
4500 reviews by midnight tomorrow.
Even if I have to do it all by myself.
WHO THE FUCK IS WITH ME, TO GET 800 REVIEWS IN ONE SINGLE DAY?
C'MON!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 00:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Um, go Avs?
I think we clinched a spot in the playoffs tonight...
Not too sure...
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-13 20:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I meant "where Pronger was about to come in and try to get a cheapshot on Yzerman?"
Yeah, I'm stupid. I know. No need to point it out.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-13 20:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have to keep in mind that I hated Pronger the moment he stepped foot in St. Louis, and haven't stopped to this day. He's always been a classless player who lets his emotions interfere with the way he plays the game. He makes stupid 'rookie' mistakes to this day, and was one of the primary reasons (along with the goaltending) that the Blues would always vanish early in the playoffs.
Stevie, you're an Yzerman fan, right? Well, you have to remember that playoff game where Pronger was about to come in and try to get a cheapshot on Pronger? Where Yzerman saw Pronger coming, and in turn took out his knees and knocked Prongs out of commision for an entire year? Yeah, I was soooooooo happy about that! I mean, as a Blues fan and all, I hate the Red Wings. But I hated Pronger so much that I felt obliged to root for the Wings in the playoffs that year. I was floating on cloud 9 knowing Pronger was out for so long for months afterward. Pronger is a grade-A douchenozzle.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-13 14:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Oilers didn't want to participate....Chris Pronger likely wanted to, but since the Oilers are fucking morons and bitched about the length of the ceremony (although the Paul Coffey ceremony was longer) he couldn't.
Chris Pronger is a hurtbag though.
...I don't know who's side I'm on...
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-13 11:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was at that game, and I thought the ceremony was well done. And despite all the ill sentiment toward Hull when he up and left, you have to keep in mind that he was the face of hockey in St. Louis for over a deccade and helped spark interest in the team. I don't find anything silly about the fans giving Hull a loud ovation.
Oh, and let me jsut say this now: I FUCKING HATE CHRIS PRONGER!!! I always have, and now I just hate him even more. I don't care that he made a video. He still refused to take part in the ceremony of the guy who FUCKING made him who he is. What a classless prick.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-13 02:43:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chris Pronger did a tape.
He said they must have lost it.
What a hurtbag.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-04-13 02:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Confuzitron,
What did you think of Brett Hull's appearance/reception at Al MacInnis number retirement ceremonies? Honestly, that was the hardest I'd laughed in a while. Nice of him to show, and all, but t'was kind of a cop out on the fans' part, after all the shit they blew his way after he packed up and left.
Also, was I the only one who thought it was strange that they were simply allowing anyone to give video tributes to Al? Honestly, why would anyone think it was a good idea to interview Chris Chelios and play his response in the middle of a St. Louis Blues game?
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-12 16:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Add to the review count....
Must say something....
Drawing blanks.....
Shooting blanks....
Oh, I know....
uhhh... SATAN!!! SATAN!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-12 08:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But you knoe, even "Paid In Full" is quite a bit too long.
I mean, really, the post has to be short, sweet, and mind-breakingly revolutionary, and that's what this is.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-12 02:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh, georgemichael's pretty funny too.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-12 01:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't really read much georgemichael. Is he any good? (and by good, I mean is there much thought put into the georgemichael character by his creator)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:34:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What about all the dead peeps in georgemichael's posts?
I mean, even though it's an alter, that's some shitty skill, right there.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-11 20:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Speaking of which, that might answer our previous question about the identity of the holy spirit. Some of us hand-wavingly asserted that it's "each and every one of us!" I don't buy it. I would like to offer a different, more controversial theory. The holy spirit is James Dupont. He died a watery death, but his spirit must live on.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-11 20:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
re 16 y/olds is a post of religious proportions. It will not be beaten, unless by another post of religious proportions (few exist, but 'Paid in Full' comes to mind).
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-11 18:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think we've won that battle...
It's off Most Heated, and the reviews on it have tapered off...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-11 13:08:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*yawn*
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-11 12:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BoingyBoingyBoingyBoingyBoingyBoingyBoingyBoingyBoingyBoingyBoingyBoingyBoingyBoingy
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-10 22:59:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm AWESOME!
WOOOOOO!!!
GO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-10 13:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
today sucks! like omg!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-10 10:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuzie, you know we're waiting for 88426 to copy and post this in full on the main page, right?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-10 03:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm doing better tonight...
Fucking meeting at the hotel had a cookout type lunch, and they had all the fixings, and like 5 different guests that night ordered pizza.
FUCKING GOD DAMNIT WHY ARE THE PORTIONS SO SMALL ON THESE DAMNED LEAN CUISINE MEALS????
Sorry...
But at least I'm over the caffiene (sp?) withdrawls I was having last week...
Have you ever physically shook when you pass a soda cooler?
Yeah... This is gonna be good for me in the long run, I know... But it fucking SUCKS now...
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-10 02:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and if I ever enter UberMadness, I'd probably just copy everything from this post, the neverending thread, and the entire user directory, then just lump them all togehter (w/ re 16 y/olds on top of course) and make that my submission. So this is just a little warning. If you get paired up with me, don't try or anything. You'll just be wasting your time. Oh, and your computer might explode. Yeah. That too.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-10 02:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-10 00:30:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-08 21:30:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
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chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiips
diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip
piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzaaaaaaaaaaaaa
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaachoooooooooooos
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So how's that diet going? ;)
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Sounds like someone's going through withdrawls!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-10 00:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-08 21:30:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiips
diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip
piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzaaaaaaaaaaaaa
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaachoooooooooooos
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So how's that diet going? ;)
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-09 20:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just read Razor's post. He came up with this gem (when listing what questions to keep in mind in the design of UM4):
"How can we make the entries as high quality as possible... whom should enter, and why?"
HAHA. awesome.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-09 19:37:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Razor teased us a while ago, but since then I haven't heard anything.
But I'm not really in the loop anymore...and since they're amending the rule of previous-sweet 16s not getting an autobid, I likely won't make it into the dance this time around.
How about previous FINALISTS get an autobid? I LIKE THAT IDEA.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-09 16:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When is the next ubermadness happening? Ubermadness is AWESOME. Someday I want to join it, but I am clearly not ready.
For instance, when reading "Paid In Full" last night I had to look up the difference between "who" and "whom" (from the comments it seemed completely obvious to everyone else).
Whom will win UM4 and why?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-09 14:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
they cannot take our freedom!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-04-09 11:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
still great, after all this time.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-09 00:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm just going to keep rating, then.
because if we fail to rate, those bastards win.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-08 21:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiips
diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip
piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzaaaaaaaaaaaaa
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaachoooooooooooos
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong voooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaareeeeeeeee
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-08 19:32:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait... Hold on... Couples isn't in the final pairing...
That's just listed all strange...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-08 17:32:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't think Couples made the final pairing today...
I could have sworn Vijay had the tiebreaker...
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-08 16:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats stevie. You confuzed the confuzitron!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-08 13:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1 Chad Campbell 71 67 2:50 pm - - - -6 138
T2 Fred Couples 71 70 2:40 pm - - - -3 141
T2 Vijay Singh 67 74 2:40 pm - - - -3 141
T2 Rocco Mediate 68 73 2:50 pm - - - -3 141
T5 David Howell 71 71 2:10 pm - - - -2 142
T5 Tim Clark 70 72 2:20 pm - - - -2 142
T5 Ernie Els 71 71 2:20 pm - - - -2 142
T5 Darren Clarke 72 70 2:30 pm - - - -2 142
T5 Phil Mickelson 70 72 2:30 pm - - - -2 142
T10 Retief Goosen 70 73 1:30 pm - - - -1 143
T10 Tiger Woods 72 71 1:30 pm - - - -1 143
T10 Olin Browne 74 69 1:50 pm - - - -1 143
T10 Ben Crenshaw 71 72 1:50 pm - - - -1 143
T10 P. Harrington 73 70 2:00 pm - - - -1 143
T10 Billy Mayfair 71 72 2:00 pm - - - -1 143
T10 Nick O'Hern 71 72 2:10 pm - - - -1 143
T17 M.AngelJimenez 72 74 21 - -2 6 E 167
T17 A.Oberholser 69 75 1:00 pm - - - E 144
T17 Mike Weir 71 73 1:00 pm - - - E 144
T17 Rich Beem 71 73 1:10 pm - - - E 144
T17 Jason Bohn 73 71 1:10 pm - - - E 144
T17 Stephen Ames 74 70 1:20 pm - - - E 144
T17 Scott Verplank 74 70 1:20 pm - - - E 144
T24 Jose Maria Olazabal 76 71 30 - -2 8 +1 177
T24 Tim Herron 76 71 25 - -2 7 +1 172
T24 Rod Pampling 72 73 13 - E 3 +1 158
T24 Shingo Katayama 75 70 9 - E 2 +1 154
T24 Davis Love III 74 71 9 - E 2 +1 154
T24 Ben Curtis 71 74 12:50 pm - - - +1 145
T24 Justin Leonard 75 70 12:50 pm - - - +1 145
T31 Angel Cabrera 73 74 31 - -1 8 +2 178
T31 Mark Hensby 80 67 26 - -1 7 +2 173
T31 Robert Allenby 73 73 23 - E 6 +2 169
T31 Rory Sabbatini 76 70 23 - E 6 +2 169
T31 Adam Scott 72 74 20 - E 5 +2 166
T31 Stewart Cink 72 73 5 - +1 1 +2 150
T31 Geoff Ogilvy 70 75 5 - +1 1 +2 150
T38 Jim Furyk 73 75 43 - -1 11 +3 191
T38 Luke Donald 74 72 24 - +1 6 +3 170
T38 Carl Pettersson 72 74 17 - +1 4 +3 163
T38 Zach Johnson 74 72 14 - +1 3 +3 160
42 Sergio Garcia 72 74 22 - +2 5 +4 168
T43 Larry Mize 75 72 34 - +2 8 +5 181
T43 Stuart Appleby 71 75 16 - +3 3 +5 162
45 Ted Purdy 72 76 34 - +2 8 +6 182
46 Thomas Bjorn 73 75 43 - +3 10 +7 191
47 Brandt Jobe 72 76 45 - +5 10 +9 193
T48 Bart Bryant 76 73 MC MC - - - 149
T48 Michael Campbell 75 74 MC MC - - - 149
T48 Ben Crane 74 75 MC MC - - - 149
T48 Thomas Levet 78 71 MC MC - - - 149
T48 Colin Montgomerie 74 75 MC MC - - - 149
T48 Vaughn Taylor 75 74 MC MC - - - 149
T48 Ian Woosnam 77 72 MC MC - - - 149
T55 Chris DiMarco 76 74 MC MC - - - 150
T55 Todd Hamilton 74 76 MC MC - - - 150
T55 Peter Lonard 76 74 MC MC - - - 150
T55 David Toms 72 78 MC MC - - - 150
T55 Lee Westwood 75 75 MC MC - - - 150
T60 Lucas Glover 73 78 MC MC - - - 151
T60 Trevor Immelman 75 76 MC MC - - - 151
T60 Tom Lehman 76 75 MC MC - - - 151
T60 Joe Ogilvie 74 77 MC MC - - - 151
T60 Henrik Stenson 77 74 MC MC - - - 151
T65 K.J. Choi 76 76 MC MC - - - 152
T65 Raymond Floyd 79 73 MC MC - - - 152
T65 Shaun Micheel 82 70 MC MC - - - 152
T65 Sean O'Hair 76 76 MC MC - - - 152
T69 John Daly 74 79 MC MC - - - 153
T69 Nick Faldo 79 74 MC MC - - - 153
T69 Thongchai Jaidee 78 75 MC MC - - - 153
T69 Bernhard Langer 79 74 MC MC - - - 153
T73 Shigeki Maruyama 79 75 MC MC - - - 154
T73 Mark O'Meara 82 72 MC MC - - - 154
T73 Tom Watson 79 75 MC MC - - - 154
T76 Brian McElhinney 80 75 MC MC - - - 155
T76 Paul McGinley 78 77 MC MC - - - 155
T76 Craig Stadler 77 78 MC MC - - - 155
79 Mark Calcavecchia 80 76 MC MC - - - 156
T80 Fred Funk 76 81 MC MC - - - 157
T80 Edoardo Molinari 80 77 MC MC - - - 157
T82 David Duval 84 75 MC MC - - - 159
T82 Clay Ogden 83 76 MC MC - - - 159
T82 Fuzzy Zoeller 78 81 MC MC - - - 159
T85 Dillon Dougherty 82 78 MC MC - - - 160
T85 Kevin Marsh 79 81 MC MC - - - 160
T85 Gary Player 79 81 MC MC - - - 160
88 Sandy Lyle 80 81 MC MC - - - 161
89 Charles Coody 89 74 MC MC - - - 163
90 Charles Howell III 80 84 MC MC - - - 164
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-08 03:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What, are people on vacation?
I'M FUCKING WORKING ON A FRIDAY NIGHT AND I NEED PEOPLE TO SPOUT INANE SILLY THINGS SO I DON'T GO ALL SORTS OF CRAZY!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-08 01:05:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh man, if you guys haven't seen it yet, ETS has FINALLY gone off the deep end.
And yes, I know he's seemed to do it before, but this is like Mexican Cliff Diving deep end stuff.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/86383
He's -2 bombed me and Method, too.
Just the funniest thing I've watched in ages.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-07 22:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And see, I just stay and watch until it's too late, then I get trampled by the bulls.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-07 16:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You got to know when to hold 'em...known when to fold 'em...
KNOW WHEN TO WALK AWAY!
KNOW WHEN TO RUN!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-07 16:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We should try and make him like Constantine.
The Roman Ceaser, not the Keanu Reeves character.
He's all polytheistic and such, letting folks worship the Sun od and all sorts of other Gods, but then he sees the revolution of people flocking towards Wazzaism, and he converts, and he makes Wazzaism the ONLY religion of the Republic!
Then people must rate this once a day, or else be banned!
GLORIOUS!
GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIOUS!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-07 02:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love bart. but at the same time i hate bart.
I'M BEING TORN APART INSIDE!!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-06 15:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart's violating my religious beliefs! That bastard! Doesn't really matter though. Unless they get 3000 reviews, I'm not worried. Bart's still a bigot though!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-06 03:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's not fair that their post still shows up on most recently reviewed. We're being persecuted!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-05 20:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fine.
I googled it.
It was holstein.
So there.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-05 20:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Does ANYONE know?
Don't make me Google it...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What?
Is it the Holstein or the Jersey cow that's spotted.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-05 17:08:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
????
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-05 16:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd hate to make his life harder like that.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-05 16:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If so, I need to do it soon, before he gets attached to the name.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-05 16:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do I need to rename a mouse?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-05 16:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Or are those Jersey cows?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-05 16:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And are holstein cows the whote ones with black spots?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-05 16:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think that's how you spell it.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-05 16:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And a white one with black spots named "Holstein"
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-05 16:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A black one named "Token"
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-05 16:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A gray and white named "Papi"
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-05 15:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A brown and white named "Manny"
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-05 15:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just bought 4 mice.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-05 13:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Let is go, he says.
You guys are way ahead, he says.
You're embarassing yourselves, he says.
I say to him.
Fuck you, Jobu. I hit ball on my own.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-04 12:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jumping jesus, let it die
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-04 10:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR 16 Y/OLDS!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-04 06:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And see, I always read 16 with the voice of Oscar the Grouch...
I'll have to try it with SC.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-04 05:05:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The best part of my day was reading 'Go fuck yourself' on the Uberboard...and then laughing about the Swedish Chef.
From now on, whenever I'm sad I'm going to think about the Swedish Chef saying the re 16 y/olds creed.
Heehehehe...Yeah....
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-04 04:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I need a book of war quotes.
That would help me tremendously.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-04 03:40:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bring ,it on!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-04 03:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-04 03:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is...
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-04 03:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WAR!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-04 03:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We're all stubborn assholes!
That's why I love you guys in a totally platonic and non-sexual unless I'm REALLY fucking drunk way!
VIVA LA WAZZA!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-04 02:57:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know how to code something like that, but if I had a bit more time I could try to figure it out. Things are busy these days, though.
And those guys don't stand a chance. We're fully ready to win this war.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-04 02:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They'll never beat us because I'm a stubborn asshole.
That is all.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-04 00:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sure Melvin can code something like that, right?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-04 00:43:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Every few minutes, some programs reviews.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-04 00:43:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know it's quick, but we should have like, automated reviews and stuff.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-04 00:43:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anyone?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-04 00:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
C'mon, who else will follow?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-04 00:42:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and I think they'll catch us if we don't keep vigilant.
They got 100 or so today alone.
Stevie, dude. You and me. We can put this so far out of reach it won't even be funny.
What do ya say?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-04 00:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh man... Took my 4 year old niece to the Rockies home opener today.
My forearms, neck, face and calves are sunburned like a motherfucker, I'm tired as shit and just starting my audit shift, and I think I might have pulled a muscle in my back sneezing.
But it's OK. Rockies won in 11 innings.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-03 18:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
7
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-03 14:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Werp
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-03 12:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-03 01:53:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
We're so far ahead of those queers that we're in a different fucking century. A century with flying cars and the second coming of Christ. FIGHT THE POWER! FIGHT THE POWER!
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"The American colonies have little stomach for revolution."
King George II, 1773.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-03 04:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i decide who lives or dies
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-03 02:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel unclean and as if I need to repent. Which sucks. I'm really not in the repenting mood right now.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-03 01:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We're so far ahead of those queers that we're in a different fucking century. A century with flying cars and the second coming of Christ. FIGHT THE POWER! FIGHT THE POWER!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-02 23:31:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DEFILER!
THAT IS DESICRATION OF HOLY GROUND!
YOU SIR, HAVE KNOCKED DOWN OUR WEST WALL (or something like that) AND NOW WE, THE ORIGINAL PSUEDO-UBERRELIGION SHALL MAKE YOU PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*hack*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*cough*AAAAAAAAAY!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-02 22:30:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what is this shit?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
they're all different. really.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-02 22:29:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gasp, is this true?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-02 21:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A call to arms, my good people!
It seems that there are those in the Ubercommunity who think that Wazza should NOT hold his glorious post of most reviewed messege ever!
Things are stewing now, but at any time, this could break out into WAR!
WE MUST DEFEND OUR PSUEDO-RELIGION AND WAY OF INTERNET LIFE!
A CALL TO ARMS!
A CALL TO REVIEWS!
A CALL TO WAZZA!!!!!!!
They may take your lives, but they can never take you 16 y/olds!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-02 21:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's an interesting thought...
Disgusting and all, but interesting.
And on a sad note...
West Wing is counting down to it's final episode.
Tonight was the start of election night.
And Leo McGarry died.
*sniffle*
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-02 19:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, that was sort of my plan. I'm going to get so much fat into my arteries, that one day they will explode and the fat will distribute throughout my body. Basically one day I'll wake up and find that I've gained 20 pounds.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-02 18:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and Melvin.
Don't just eat fast foods and such, it'll screw your arteries before it helps you gain weight.
GO with high protein foods. Maybe take a supliment. Work out with weights, don't just run. Cardio will keep your weight down, lifting will bulk you up a bit.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-02 18:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My doc told me to sit down, and go over a typical day, listing everything I ate, and every time I ate on a seperate page.
So a meal was one page, a snack was another, and a quick nibble or a soda without anything else was a seperate page.
21 pages later, I got his point.
I was drinking about 7-8 sodas a day, I had my 3 regular meals, 2-3 "snacks" and I'd grab a quick something at least 6 times.
And I thought I ate well because my 3 regular meals tended to be smaller. The snacking was almost subconcious.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-02 17:13:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Genetics.
And McDonalds McGriddles.
And Lay's Potato chips.
And midnight snack fits of Oreo's.
And.... Well, you get the point.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-02 15:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-02 05:41:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahaha I weigh less than 1/2 that.
Ditto.
Har har.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-02 05:42:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If it makes you feel any better I'm trying to GAIN weight. It's not working. I'm eating bacon burgers daily, hot dogs, pop, you name it. What's your secret Jay?
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-02 05:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahaha I weigh less than 1/2 that.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-02 01:43:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Um....
I'm dieting now.
This fucking SUCKS...
haven't had a soda in 3 days.
Haven't had ANY fast food in 4.
Eating 5 small meals.
No snacking.
Drinking lots of water.
Got my membership to 24 Hr fitness.
Wanted to get one at the local rec, but the hours didn't match up with working so many audits.
I'm supposed to be 250 by this time next year.
I weighed myself this week for the first time in almost 9 months.
320.
*groan*
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-01 20:33:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart just passed 1 million hits.
That's like, 8 times what I have or so.
That sucks.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-01 17:50:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Commenting on nothing... Does that make it a no comment, or a comment with no substance?
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-01 03:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
...........
Okay I can't carry that burden. I'm just a shephard.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-01 03:41:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well shit, I'll be Moses. No reason, really.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-01 03:08:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/37531
They'll never catch us.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-01 03:05:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I just realized who I am.
I am Peter.
I am the Rock the church was built on.
I took the shattered remenants of this, and built it and brought it to the masses.
So I'm Saul/Paul, too.
Man... Lot of hats...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-04-01 01:17:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm more like the Pope in this whole equation.
Good Pope. Not evil 'I'm not-not a Nazi but I still look like Darth Sidious' Pope.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-01 00:09:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaait wait wait wait wait.
Stevie is NOT lord and savior.
Bart is Lord, Wazza is savior.
We're ALL the holy spirit.
Don't go praying to false idols, man. I don't wanna walk around pulseHEAD for 40 years...
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-04-01 00:04:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Puppies actually sink the bag MUCH faster, so if you want to please Stevie_says, our lord and savior, you could do a SUPERSACRIFICE and drown children and puppies at the same time.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-01 00:03:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That is SUCH a waste of bricks...
Can't I use something like other dead children?
You know, the decomposed ones?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-31 23:15:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Use bricks. They sink the bag faster.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-31 23:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't have any puppies nearby, can I drown children, instead?
Say like, 3 kids for every puppy?
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-31 22:58:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I couldn't find a poodle or a shitsmear, but I found a Maltese and ripped it apart.
Good enough, sir?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-31 20:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Make sure it's a poodle. I hate those things.
Yappy little shitsmears.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-31 19:40:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:35:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Good.
Fuck puppies.
Fuck them in their little assholes.
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Well, Stevie said it... so
brb
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-31 16:35:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good.
Fuck puppies.
Fuck them in their little assholes.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-31 14:47:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That made me wanna drown puppies. Thanks a lot, stevie!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-31 14:22:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're all in awe of Aqua. My plan was a success!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-31 00:26:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
- Hiya, Barbie!
- Hi, Ken!
- You wanna go for a ride?
- Sure, Ken!
- Jump in!
(CHORUS:)
I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world
life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(CHORUS)
I'm a blond bimbo girl in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make me talk, I'm your dollie
(ken)
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky
You can touch, you can play
if you say I'm always yours, oohoh
(CHORUS)
(BRIDGE:)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah ah ah yeah
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ooh woa, ooh woa
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah ah ah yeah
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ooh woa, ooh woa
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play
if you can sayI'm always yours
You can touch, you can play
if you can sayI'm always yours
(BRIDGE)
(CHORUS x2)
(BRIDGE)
- Oh, I'm having so much fun!
- Well Barbie, we're just gettin' started
- Oh, I love you Ken!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-31 00:07:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm down with that.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-30 23:08:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-30 16:17:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
So, uh... Who's the holy spirit, then?
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I think it would have to be each and every one of us on here, who helps promote Wazza's message to the masses.
ALL PRAISE BE TO WAZZA!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-30 23:03:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-30 21:53:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
0001010011110101010101011111001010101011100001111
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-30 19:07:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
QUE DOMIMOS LOS FUCK
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-30 18:15:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
New Afterlife up.
Part 3.
Let's go people.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-30 16:17:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So, uh...
BartBart is God, Yahweh, the one named I Am.
Wazza is Jesus, the bringer of truth, the one way to God.
So, uh... Who's the holy spirit, then?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-30 16:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart is the provider, the giver and the keeper of life.
He holds us all in his powerful gloves of discipline.
He may hold back one truth, but he lets many truths live.
Wazza may be the truth speaker, but Bart gave us the soapbox from which he speaks.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-03-30 15:20:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My alliegance is to Wazza. I am a monotheist. No offense to Bart, but he is suppressing the truth! He is also suppressing Wazza's hits, which in my opinion is cause for banishment.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-30 15:11:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was actually hoping for an AJ response with that... I guess he doesn't love me as much as he said.
Fucker.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-30 10:06:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, if I ever see a bart post, I click it and jack off to it at least 80 times, so that's at least 80 hits for him. And take into consideration that I'm probably not the only one who does that, and bart should be at the million mark in no time.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-30 05:02:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love Bart.
We hold hands.
I'm a goat and he's my shepherd.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-03-30 01:42:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's my take: if he wanted to reach a million he could just whip out another post. It wouldn't even have to be a *good* post because the bart name would carry it to hit-dom and beyond. And I'm lazy.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-29 16:23:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, Bart is 4000 hits from 1 million.
We should like, help and stuff.
Or something.
I don't know.
Or maybe I do, and I won't tell you unless you help.
Who knows?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-29 12:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh.
OK then.
Well, uh...
carry on.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-29 01:14:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-28 14:04:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My Best Friends Wedding?
You sneerious?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-28 02:25:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Last Samurai.
Star Wars.
My Best Friend's Wedding.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-03-27 20:03:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Last Samurai!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-27 18:43:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ALSO, can anyone give me a title for any movie in which there are two sides at war, and the hero plays off of both sides, AND it's not a spy movie? (That's the hard part, I can think of 5-6 spy movies like that)
Anyone?
Anyone?
Bueller?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-27 17:41:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So please understand, that review by me WAS done tounge in cheek.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-27 17:38:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I find your ideas interesting and wish to subscribe to your newsletter - trmatthe at geemail
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Oh, I don't polish the firepole to her or anything like that, but if she were to stand in front of me and said "take me now" I'd be on that like a dog on your leg.
And that's a pretty apt analogy.
So, uh.
ANyone else read the second installment?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-27 16:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey bart, please email me my password to darko, user 10774, to savesthedayjay.at.gmail.com
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-26 18:07:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, I couldn't care less about Jessica Alba either. When I was typing up the review, AJ's "crushes" comment made me recall one of my buddies who (rather graphicially and disgustingly) confessed to whacking it to her frequently. It made me laugh, so I put it down.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-26 17:19:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That there is crazy talk, I say.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-26 17:17:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't find Jessica Alba attractive at all. Sometimes I forget who she is and why she matters.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-26 13:44:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and yes, I masturbate to Jessica Alba as much, if not more, than you do.
That movie, Idle Hands? Oh jeezus...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-26 12:48:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85827
Latest in the Afterlife.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-26 12:47:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's OK, Fuz.
Everyone has to swallow their pride to insult idiots from time to time.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-26 12:30:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
God I feel so dirty having wrote that. I think I need a shower.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-26 12:29:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LEIK, OMG I LUUUVVV BLINK182 THEYR THE BEST BAN IN THE WORLD IM GONNA GO WRITE THERE NAMES ALL OVER EVERYTHING I OWN LIKE SOME MIDDLE SCHOOL KID!!!11!! LOLOLOL
DO U GUYZ MASTERBATE TO JESICA ALBA AS MUCH AS I DO!?!?!?!?!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-26 03:22:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, yes AJ.
You're just such a COOL one, yourself.
I mean, you are SO FUCKING AWESOME THAT I HAD TO TATTOO YOUR FACE ON MY CHEST.
Ya know what this all is here?
All this on 44213?
It's just 6-7 guys, just having fun.
Some people *cough* spend time in AIM chats or MSN chats.
Some people e-mail back and forth for days.
We just open this up, put something down, funny or not, and go along on our way.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-25 22:44:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Piss off, guy.
Could say the same for everyone reviewing this thing religiously every day for the past fucking year. Got all your favorite band names and crushes written on your notebook cover yet?
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-03-25 18:18:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, what is this, middle school? Keep it up champ.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-25 17:46:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jay you're the most pathetic attempt at a human being that I've ever come across on Ubersite. You make Urbane look like a fucking rockstar.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-03-25 16:34:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll bring the cake!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-25 13:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IT'S A CELEBRATION BITCHES!!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-25 02:38:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2006-03-24 03:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
man i'm freakin hungry... ima get some cheetos
I like pizza, I like bagels,
I like hotdogs with mustard and beer.
I'll eat eggplant, I could even eat a baby deer.
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la,
Who's that baby deer on the lawn?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-24 03:42:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am tired.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-24 02:44:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuz was 3600!
I like marking occasions.
Anyway, http://www.ubersite.com/m/62442
That's a Carol Richards post, just 2 over 1 year ago.
I think it should be worst ever, and since I am a dick like that, anyone else wanna give it -2's to bring it's rating down ever futher, and give the ones above it a +2?
Jut show everyone the power that is the Cult of Wazza?
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-24 02:34:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gonzaga made me cry. Cus I'm just such an emo pansy. Yeah.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-03-24 01:39:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nooooo!!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-24 00:53:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And the Gonzaga takes a SHIT in the Sweet 16.
My bracket?
TOAST.
2 final fours, left. ONe championship game left. My champion is gone.
I will now hang my head in shame.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-23 22:31:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Absolutely CANNOT argue that! No way. No how.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-23 20:10:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This just in, Adam Morrison annointed next basketball savior by God.
When asked for comment, God said, "Shit Wazza likes the guy, I can't argue with that."
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-23 17:26:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well. Can't argue with that.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-03-23 16:46:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-02-05 04:11:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
Adam Morrison ,is perfect ,,love the jump shot hahahaha!
-----------------------
Well that settles that. Are you really going to argue against the words of ... Wazza?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:02:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haven't had much time for reading. I'll get 'er done eventually, though.
And Adam Morrison is so ugly he bleeds little bottles of ugly. Fuck I hate that guy.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-03-23 13:51:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Go Gonzaga!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-23 10:57:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Which reminds me, two words nobody ever wants to hear: I'm late
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-23 05:47:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes.
What he said.
Stevie, have you read my latest?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-23 01:08:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
....that is all...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-22 23:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wonder if it can be done in Yiddish.
I'd love to hear that.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-22 22:48:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
¿Qué demonios hombre si ellos son comin en usted, medios que ellos quieren algo, más mejor usted los cuida y el cuidado para ellos, que ellos se montan la calle ajá?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-22 22:30:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Man, where has everyone been lately?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-22 02:20:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was just fuckin' around. :-)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-21 23:29:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No rating?
Man...
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-21 10:24:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I read it, and liked it. But I'm absolutely horrible at constructive criticism. Like, when I was in high school, and they'd have your peers read your papers and give you criticism, I'd always be paired with the 'handi-capable' people because my criticisms were so useless. Or maybe that was because the first paper I 'critiqued' involved me taking out a red pen and writing a giant A+ on the first page, with the words 'but needs more rape' written under it. Yeah, the teacher-man didn't take too kindly to that one.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-20 21:43:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
POKEY!
Wanna join?
We don't discriminate against Texans or anything.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85540
Please read it, y'all.
Rate as you see fit, critique, as long as it's constructive is much appreciated.
I love you all.
Except you.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-20 14:46:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I swallowed a bone!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-20 00:15:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuzzie, can ya take a look at Afterlife?
Be honest with the rating, too.
I'm changing course, writing-wise.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-20 00:09:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And what truly awe-inspiring carnage it is!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-19 19:06:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No he wouldn't.
He's blessed this carnage.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-19 11:26:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what is going on here? Wazza would be baffled!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-19 05:34:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
DO
A deer
A feemale deer
RAY
A drop of golden suuuuuuuuuun
MI
A name
I call myself.
FA
A long long way to ruuuuuuuuun
SO
A needle pulling thread.
LA
A note to follow sooooo
TI
A drink with jam and breaaaaaaaaad
And that will bring up back to
DO
DO
DO
DO
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-18 23:24:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2005-01-13 20:25:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
was der Hölle Mann, wenn sie an Ihnen kommen, Mittel wünschen sie etwas, besser kümmern Sie sich um sie und interessieren sich für sie, als sie auf dem Straße uh erhalten?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-18 17:20:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Something to say.
Wait, that was all I had.
And this.
And this.
Oh, and this, and whatever comes after this.
Like this.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-18 14:03:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothing to say
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-18 13:38:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yawn
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-18 01:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Melvin!
Think he'll blow up?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-17 20:02:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AND THAT'S MY LINE!
Remember, I do the slave talk with Caulie-Caul.
He can be my massa whenEVER he wants.
And you can too, for $50.
I'm a cheap cheap whore.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:11:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OH NOES!!! PLEASE SPARE ME, MASTA'! IM'A NEVER DO IT AGAIN!!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-17 16:16:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey that's my line, fuckface.
IMA KEEL U
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-17 13:27:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NUURRRRRRR!!!!!!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-17 13:26:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm awake now.
HERE I AM.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-17 05:53:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone please converse with me?
Please?
I'm on audit, and it's lonely.
So lonely, in fact, I could die.
Or sleep.
Or eat cookies.
But I have no cookies.
And no pillow.
And you don't want me to die, do you?
DO YOU?
*sob*
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-17 04:00:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OK, um...
Alter is going good.
I think Melvin knows, I don't know if Stevie knows, though.
Anyway, the early results are promising.
If you guess, don't post it here, people watch.
Email me, and if you guess, I'll let you use him for a day or something.
Also, um, few more things I didn't read.
Nah, fuck it.
I'm tired.
Oh, and I am *SO* owning everyone tomorrow in the bracket.
Seriously, I'll fuck your mother I'll beat you so bad.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-16 18:27:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
a_reader, I was kidding about trying to pass Stevie.
I would have to go on that pace for like, a month to get close to him.
It was meant in jest.
And I have never forgotten about the post, it's just that I stayed away from Uber in general for about 3 months, and I lost ground.
Remember, I'm the one who started the revolution here.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-16 18:14:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
COME BACK WAZZA! WE NEED TO SACRIFICE SOMEONE TO YOU!!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-16 16:41:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's sacrifice him to our GOD!!!
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-03-16 04:31:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd say that before we let this person in, he must pass some sort of initiation rite... make him read all of the replies, and then quiz him.
Or something...
What?!?!?!?! Like you never took the time to read ALL the replies?
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-03-16 04:29:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-03-14 18:03:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
a_reader, do elaborate. Is it the alter-scheming? Is it the tribute-post-making? All of the above? Or is it D. None of the Above?
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I loved the tribute post, so don't fret. I'm talking about the incessant spamming in an attempt to gain some futile notion of superiority. Stevie has (had? Jay has spammed a ton recently) the most reviews on this masterpiece because he put in the time and dedication to review it every day for so long. Jay, on the other hand, FORGOT about Re 16 y/olds apparently, but feels that spamming is justified because he spent a shitload of money putting this on the uberboard "back in the day." It is my opinion that if Jay wants to show his dedication to Wazza, he should put forth the time and effort to work at reviewing this once or twice a day until he has caught up with Stevie. Will it take a while? Sure. But this post is worth it.
It just doesn't seem right to me that we worked as hard as we did to break the Neverending Thread's record, reviewing as carefully as we could, ensuring that the reviews weren't capped. Now that Jay has received word that they will never be capped, I, for one, don't enjoy the abuse of our recently discovered priveledges.
Not to mention, I always enjoyed the conversations that we would share using Re 16 y/olds as our own personal forum. I can't do that any more if I have to scroll through hundreds of 3-word replies.
I've put in my 2 cents... feel free to disregard them as you please. After all, I'm just a lame-ass bandwagon hopper, right Jay? Say what you want, but you can search this post far and wide and you'll never see a -2 reply under my name. I wish I could say that about the rest of my compadres.
No matter what, whether I'm reviewing this post or not... *sniff* I love you guys...
*runs away, crying like a sissy*
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-16 03:35:11 EST (#)
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Woot.
I'm going down in flames.
WOOOT-WOOOOT
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-03-16 02:02:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
scratch that "greatest post ever." I had this grand vision of making some great Secret of Mana scene, using images from http://www.videogamesprites.net/SecretofMana/NPCs/, perhaps with dialogue and such... but I didn't have anywhere to go with it! And it would have taken a TON of time because I suck at cropping things in Paint. I could stick to writing, but I suck at that too. Except my first post ruled (by Melvin standards).
BUT I am here to become a better writer, and the feedback is good. That is why I like this site. I'm rambling, but that's what I do. I ramble.
Submitted by Some_Type_Of_Super (user info) at 2006-03-16 00:27:50 EST (#)
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So what?
You were new to this post once, too, am I right?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-15 23:54:31 EST (#)
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Should we let this dude in?
He's not a 16er.
WE'RE A TIGHT KNIT PSEUDO-RELIGION DAMNIT!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-15 23:46:43 EST (#)
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Who the fuck are you?
Submitted by Some_Type_Of_Super (user info) at 2006-03-15 23:26:55 EST (#)
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Shit, man. If I don't get 80%, I'll be pissed.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-15 22:54:20 EST (#)
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And I'm in. Yay Jay! WHOO!!! I've picked the Oalkand bracket to be the one full of crack-headed picks.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-15 22:11:47 EST (#)
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ID# 126857
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-15 21:24:39 EST (#)
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1. I need the group ID number, not the name.
2. ESPN is impossible to navigate, and whenever I submit my bracket, it says I've reached my bracket limit, despite the fact that I haven't submitted a single one.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-15 19:13:41 EST (#)
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http://tournament.fantasysports.yahoo.com/men/
Group is: re16ers
PW is: yolds (yes, I made sure of the PW this time)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-15 19:11:21 EST (#)
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What's wrong with the ESPN, one?
Sign-up is free, the interface is good, etc etc.
Grrrrrrr.
Gimme a minute, I'll make one ther,e too.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-15 18:46:40 EST (#)
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Jay, is there any way you could make a Yahoo! group? ESPN sucks big fat donkey balls.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-15 17:19:11 EST (#)
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Well, maybe it's "yold"
One or the other.
"yold" or "yolds"
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-15 17:18:44 EST (#)
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Alright.
ESPN Tourney Challenge is up.
Group name is re16ers.
Password is "yolds"
Soups on, bitches.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-15 17:00:37 EST (#)
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Um... 325?
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-03-15 16:57:17 EST (#)
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400
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-15 16:02:57 EST (#)
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75
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-15 15:08:07 EST (#)
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I like that, Decon.
That kicks.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-03-15 02:21:17 EST (#)
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I have the best idea for a post EVER! EVER, I say!
I can't wait to make it but I don't have time now. Sometime next week.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-14 23:09:17 EST (#)
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What in the Christian Afterlife for the condemned, Male counterpart? If they are making their way towards you, it would be much more beneficial for both parties if you took said "they" under your care and watch than the other option of leaving said party to live a life of a Vagabond on the streets, Uh?
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-03-14 18:03:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
a_reader, do elaborate. Is it the alter-scheming? Is it the tribute-post-making? All of the above? Or is it D. None of the Above?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-14 16:14:07 EST (#)
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Hey, I'd be in for an NCAA re16yolds bracket
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-14 16:02:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Durrrrrrrrrrr
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-14 12:42:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-14 04:08:54 (#)
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Seriously, we'll hunt you down and tie you up, tape open your eyelids and flash this post in strobe on the walls until you're back in the fold, I swear it!
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Yeah, imagine the pain of taped open eyelids. There will be no looking away from tubgirls rechid flow. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-03-14 11:31:24 EST (#)
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We can gamble and drink earlier in life than you american zealots
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-14 05:15:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Um...
Anyone for an re16 only NCAA pool?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-14 04:08:54 EST (#)
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Whatwhat what?
What has it become?
It's still the good ol' pointless banter it's always been. That's what makes it so great!
You can't leave!
You know too much!
Seriously, we'll hunt you down and tie you up, tape open your eyelids and flash this post in strobe on the walls until you're back in the fold, I swear it!
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-03-14 03:38:29 EST (#)
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If this is what Re 16 y/olds has come to, I don't know if I want to be a part of it anymore.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-14 03:23:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes.
What he said.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-03-14 02:43:36 EST (#)
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Bom bom Bom bom bom!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-14 02:09:38 EST (#)
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There is no spread, Stevie.
YOu Canuckle heads can't gamble, can you?
I mean, except on curling and such, obviously.
*ducks*
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-14 00:48:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-13 20:10:49 (#)
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I think post 88426 needs to be a screen shot of this post, all replies included.
IN fact, I'm going to start on this tonight after work.
Anyone want to do an over under on the file size for the .jpg?
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I hope it blows up Ubersite. How awesome would that be. To think that Wazza's message is more powerful than the site itself! Heheh.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-14 00:11:41 EST (#)
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I'll take the spread.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-13 20:10:49 EST (#)
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I think post 88426 needs to be a screen shot of this post, all replies included.
IN fact, I'm going to start on this tonight after work.
Anyone want to do an over under on the file size for the .jpg?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-13 18:48:09 EST (#)
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I'm hungry.
That is all.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-13 16:45:42 EST (#)
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I see that now, Stevie.
I slept waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay lots today.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-13 14:38:34 EST (#)
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We discovered there is no God, but later disproved ourselves when a brutal match of Rock-Paper-DEATH erupted.
That's about all that happened.
That, and I'm legally married to me car.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-13 11:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I go out of town for a couple days, and there were so damned many reviews here that I simply don't have the patience to read through all of it. So I ask, dubya tee eff?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-13 02:38:55 EST (#)
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I have replied to your email.
Hoo-rah.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-12 16:32:11 EST (#)
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Melvin, e-mail me.
Mainly, what I want to talk to him about isn't about an alter, but something else.
The alter would be for something totally different.
And yes, your alter skills kick ass. If I wouldn't have fucked it up, that post would be worst ever.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-03-12 15:03:41 EST (#)
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this is like a secret evil genius lair
who all wants to plot a way to assassinate George Clooney?
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-03-12 13:43:33 EST (#)
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Hey, man. I've got proven alter skills, give me a preview too! I like previews.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-12 12:10:47 EST (#)
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Oy, actually Stevie.
All serious, I need you to e-mail me if you could.
mister.jay.peg.at.gmail.com
I wanna run an idea by you and ask a question or two about it afterward.
Mainly because I trust your judgement.
But also because of your sweet ass.
OK, it's mostly the sweet ass.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-12 11:47:31 EST (#)
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Interesting Wardy.
I'd tell stories, but meh. I'm a shitty story-teller.
Anyway, then, alters, anyone?
Serious? I wanna try something.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-03-11 18:47:05 EST (#)
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CHILDREN MOLESTROS!!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-11 18:34:44 EST (#)
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Okay, so here it goes:
In the end of 1999 two things had been brought to my attention rather abrubtly: 1) gravity exists 2) being emo is no fun at all. I had been dating this girl Alexis for about two years. She had been everything to me. My first real love. We had met at a jazz cafe just on the edge of town. The Ivory Coast had been priviledge to such greats as Muhal Abrams, Joe Bushkin, and Harold Mabern. I had been working as a busboy for about a year. Alexis used to come in every Thursday for open mics. Most of the time she'd just sit in the back and work on homework, with an aprehensive upward glance at the stage every so often. It was only about once every few months that she would actually garner the courage to make it up on stage. The first few times, her voice rang out nervously above the clatter of dishes and soft chatter of the intellects. After awhile she calmed down, and after about six months she became a focal point for those Thursday evenings...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 18:32:22 EST (#)
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Oy, anyone got an unused alter?
Send me an e-mail?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 18:31:16 EST (#)
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Um, you can't get this back onto heated, Wardy. It can't get to heated, or MRR ore MVM...
It's sad...
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-11 18:23:58 EST (#)
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perhaps i should start?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-11 18:23:27 EST (#)
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well that's the beauty of it! we each reply with a little bit of a section, and we have no idea where it could go!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-11 18:22:58 EST (#)
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well because it would be fun, you know, get this little post back up on most heated and all that jazz and hijinks...
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-11 18:22:27 EST (#)
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ehh... okay, so anyways my idea is this! i think we should start up a story on this here post!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-11 18:21:54 EST (#)
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no no, i'm not wearing clean underwear... what does that have to do--
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-11 18:21:27 EST (#)
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huh?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-11 18:21:11 EST (#)
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I know, I know, I'm full of them. Right, but be quiet for just a second and let me tell you--
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-11 18:20:36 EST (#)
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i have a great new idea, uber!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-11 15:07:20 EST (#)
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Seriously, J. Truce.
I think that Wazza's message of peace doesn't stand for spamming.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 11:46:05 EST (#)
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Am I the only one awake right now?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 09:25:53 EST (#)
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So wise...
So wise...
3500!
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-03-11 04:39:14 EST (#)
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Loosing and winning is but a figment of the imagination.Wazza.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 04:15:03 EST (#)
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GOD DAMNIT TOO DAMN FAR SONOFA....
Um... Shoot...
have you ever camwhored?
I can always photoshop that...
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:57:37 EST (#)
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I live on an Island at the very top of Australia ,in the Torres Strait.Sir Greening.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:56:26 EST (#)
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Fuck it. I sleep now.
Truce, Stevie?
In the name of Love and Wazza?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:55:23 EST (#)
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Wazza, man, where do you live?
Seriously, I need to know this in case I ever get REALLLLLY fucking stoned and feel like a pilgrimage.
Besides, to be the first to take a picture with Wazza... Man... An honor.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:54:25 EST (#)
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And on top of the MRR?
Bart's "Let's keep our kids off drugs"
Man, prophetic.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:52:48 EST (#)
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what the hell man .lets all try and remember "For the application of change".
with love from wazza.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:50:30 EST (#)
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Good flavor, though.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:50:24 EST (#)
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Wierd texture.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:50:17 EST (#)
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I hate pineapple.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:50:12 EST (#)
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Without the pineapple.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:50:05 EST (#)
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It's like a Luau.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:49:58 EST (#)
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Interesting smell...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:49:45 EST (#)
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No, wait, the foot IS on fire now.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:49:38 EST (#)
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Well, the sock is on fire. The foot is burning...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:49:28 EST (#)
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And my foot is on fire.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:49:21 EST (#)
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No, seriously. I dropped a match on my sock.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:49:11 EST (#)
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I'm burning up!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:49:05 EST (#)
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Get the firehose...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:49:00 EST (#)
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Holy shit, I'm still going?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:48:49 EST (#)
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*insert insult after next next insult here after this insult*
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:48:42 EST (#)
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*insert insult after next next insult here*
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:48:38 EST (#)
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OH, that some inventive man ,
May patent make and sell.
An onion with an onions taste ,
But with a violets smell.
Wazza.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:48:32 EST (#)
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*insert next next insult here*
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:48:21 EST (#)
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Um... *insert next insult here*
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:48:03 EST (#)
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PInko lefty.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:47:58 EST (#)
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Commie fucker.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:47:53 EST (#)
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I'd never call you a facist.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:47:45 EST (#)
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My Dad, not you.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:47:38 EST (#)
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Facist.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:47:32 EST (#)
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He wouldn't teach me because I had a 2.5 GPA.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:47:23 EST (#)
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I stole it at night so I could learn to drive.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:47:14 EST (#)
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It was my Dad's.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:47:07 EST (#)
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I boosted a car once.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:47:01 EST (#)
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I need a boost.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:46:56 EST (#)
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Oy shit, this is getting tiring...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:46:43 EST (#)
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And do you know what you know you don't know, sinbce you know what you do know, and what you don't know you know?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:46:21 EST (#)
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And if you know what you know you know, does that mean you also know what you don't know you know?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:46:05 EST (#)
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How do you know that you know what you know?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:45:47 EST (#)
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And while we're on the subject of knowing
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:45:37 EST (#)
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You know?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:42:55 EST (#)
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A two timer?We need to know these things.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:42:49 EST (#)
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A two timer?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:42:42 EST (#)
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Does that make you a pain-pill slut?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:42:31 EST (#)
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do you take the Aleve afterwards?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:42:23 EST (#)
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But let's say you don't feel ALL better,
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:42:13 EST (#)
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So you take the Advil, and feel better.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:42:04 EST (#)
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And you can open up that bottle, because all you have to do is push the cap down.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:41:49 EST (#)
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So you reach for the Advil, you see,
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:41:41 EST (#)
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But you still can't get it.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:41:34 EST (#)
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And that makes you need the Aleve more.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:41:25 EST (#)
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So your headache gets worse while your roomie screams.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:41:13 EST (#)
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Without being able to open the bottle, you can't get the Aleve.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:41:02 EST (#)
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And if you can't see, then you can't open the bottle.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:40:52 EST (#)
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And without it, those hangovers are so bad, you can't see in the morning.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:40:39 EST (#)
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Drunk people need it for the impending hangovers.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:40:28 EST (#)
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If you think about it, that's pretty fucked up, you know?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:40:12 EST (#)
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Mainly because Aleve has that shitty bottle I can't open when drunk.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:39:57 EST (#)
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I like Advil. It's better than Aleve.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:39:45 EST (#)
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So I take Advil.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:39:40 EST (#)
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And at times it makes my head hurt.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:39:32 EST (#)
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I wonder about these things...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:39:24 EST (#)
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Or would it be you, based on total percentage of wet body?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:39:11 EST (#)
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Would it be me, since I have more surface area to get wet?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:38:58 EST (#)
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is the wetter of the two?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:38:52 EST (#)
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Who exactly
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:38:47 EST (#)
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We're both empty.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:38:34 EST (#)
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and so is mine.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:38:27 EST (#)
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Now, your gun is empty
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:38:21 EST (#)
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So we both have water guns.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:38:11 EST (#)
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And you have a water gun.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:38:05 EST (#)
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So let's say that I have a water gun.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:37:55 EST (#)
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I'm not quite sure.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:37:41 EST (#)
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or something
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:37:34 EST (#)
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on like, 5 hours
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:37:28 EST (#)
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last weekend
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:37:23 EST (#)
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and I went all
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:37:18 EST (#)
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is for pussies,
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:37:11 EST (#)
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Because sleep
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:37:04 EST (#)
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if I have to
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:36:59 EST (#)
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all damn night
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:36:54 EST (#)
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and rate this post
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:36:49 EST (#)
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But I will stay awake....
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:36:41 EST (#)
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I work in 5 hours...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:12:21 EST (#)
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WRAPPED AROUND MY SOUL
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:11:38 EST (#)
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It may or may not be a telephone cord.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:11:22 EST (#)
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So, I'm scared of what's inside of me.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:11:06 EST (#)
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I'm dead inside.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:10:51 EST (#)
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dead things scare me
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:09:58 EST (#)
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Dead frogs rain from the sky
I am an eagle
I am an eagle
RAINBOW ROCKS AND PURPLE FOAM
I AM FOREVER
I AM ETERNITY
I AM ROBERT STACK
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:09:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ASS CANCER
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:09:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Peener Pocket
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:08:50 EST (#)
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Scrotum
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:08:39 EST (#)
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no FUCK YOU!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:08:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:08:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
123456789
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was molested by a grapefruit when I was four.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:07:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can read brail in the dark.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:06:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I work at a zoo for retarded monkeys.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:06:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My dad is hotter than your dad.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:06:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I cry in the shower.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:05:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am the true lord of the dance.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:05:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart bart is my puppet.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:02:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you working with Bart to have 20% of my reviews skipped?
Is that your evil plan?
IT WON'T WORK, MAN!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:01:26 EST (#)
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fucker.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:01:22 EST (#)
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Clarkson
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:01:15 EST (#)
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Kelly
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:01:12 EST (#)
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LOVE
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:01:06 EST (#)
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because
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:01:02 EST (#)
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win
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:00:51 EST (#)
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Eventually
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:00:46 EST (#)
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Stevie
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:00:42 EST (#)
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long
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:00:38 EST (#)
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too
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:00:34 EST (#)
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for
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:00:25 EST (#)
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this
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:00:22 EST (#)
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let
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:00:11 EST (#)
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think
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-11 03:00:06 EST (#)
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Don't
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-11 02:59:02 EST (#)
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And she raped my unicorn.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-11 02:58:41 EST (#)
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I wrote that and Kelly Clarkson got me drunk one night and stole it from me.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-11 02:57:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I will not make the same mistakes that you did
I will not let myself cause my heart so much misery
I will not break the way you did
You fell so hard
I've learned the hard way, to never let it get that far
Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side
So I don't get hurt
Because of you
I find it hard to trust
Not only me, but everyone around me
Because of you
I am afraid
I lose my way
And it's not too long before you point it out
I cannot cry
Because I know that's weakness in your eyes
I'm forced to fake, a smile, a laugh
Every day of my life
My heart can't possibly break
When it wasn't even whole to start with
Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side
So I don't get hurt
Because of you
I find it hard to trust
Not only me, but everyone around me
Because of you
I am afraid
I watched you die
I heard you cry
Every night in your sleep
I was so young
You should have known better than to lean on me
You never thought of anyone else
You just saw your pain
And now I cry
In the middle of the night
For the same damn thing
Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side
So I don't get hurt
Because of you
I tried my hardest just to forget everything
Because of you
I don't know how to let anyone else in
Because of you
I'm ashamed of my life because it's empty
Because of you
I am afraid
Because of you
Because of you
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-11 02:54:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I had a puppy.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-11 02:54:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Barry Bonds is an intergalactic cunt.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-11 02:53:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Right after I burn down J's gaping ego. It'll be like burning man only with more weed and less pants. Far, far less pants.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-11 02:37:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to burn down the bar across the street from me.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-10 23:46:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I should tell you about how in Vegas ___ slept with ___ and ___ all over ___ chest and ___. It was ___, man, seriously.
Almost as bad as when ___ ___ on ___'s ___ with a ____ covered in ___. Ew, man. Ew.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-10 23:45:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE, um... THE LAPTOP SCREEN!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-10 23:45:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
a_reader.
You have hurt me, sir.
Twenty or thirty more times, and I may leave this post forever.
How would that make you feel?
Having driven away the ONE MAN who kept this post alive until Stevie came along.
Do not think that for one minute, if I had not spent at least $15 whoring this post out, that it would be anywhere near 500 reviews, let alone 3200.
So I must say, in conclution...
Wait, did I spell conclusion right?
Shit, different spelling.
Which is right?
CAN I GET A RULING?
Well, while we're waiting for a ruling...
Um... What was I talking about?
Oh, yes, how much I love a_reader.
I love him like I love my family, except I love him in that ghey way.
Or... Er... Um...
THIS REVIEW NEVER HAPPENED!
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-03-10 22:56:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus... is this what Re 16 y/olds has come to? Spamming to try to ascertain some futile notion of superiority? Fuck that, I'm just going to continue reviewing for the hell of it.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-10 21:23:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're lucky I have a headache or I'd go something something on your something.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-10 20:28:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've already gained at least 40-50 reviews on ya since that stat came up.
Six more weeks like this and BLAMMO!
Man... That's sad...
I need a beer...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-10 15:11:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you do catch me, I'll either be: dead, married, promoted, living in the woods like an ape-man.
Either way I'll be where I am far, far happier.
Except for the married thing. There's no happiness there.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-10 02:31:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And yes, Stevie, I will catch you.
Have Melvin bring the stats up again.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-10 02:31:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Um... I have to work now...
I hate that.
So, uh...
WOOT or something.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-10 00:29:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Boobs!
Yes, boobs!
That was the word I was looking for!
Yay boobs!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-10 00:22:46 EST (#)
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uh..... boobs.
I dunno. I gotta say something!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-09 23:53:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Still nothing to say...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-09 22:51:19 EST (#)
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Um... I have nothing to say, really.
Rape.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-09 18:28:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GRIT BASKETS
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-09 18:09:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck Canadians, americans get what they want because they deserve it.
I weeped Emo tears, then listened to Brian Addams while watching Alan Thicke on that show with the Super-Chirstian dude.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-03-09 17:07:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PIECE OF PAPER
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-09 16:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
CAT BUTT
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-09 03:00:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GO CANADA! Woooooo!
WBC! WBC!
Bleh....
fags
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-09 02:47:44 EST (#)
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CENSORSHIP!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-09 02:47:39 EST (#)
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Wow...
There are like, 5-6 missed words in there...
What the fuck, man?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-09 02:43:54 EST (#)
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"
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-09 02:43:50 EST (#)
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than
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-09 02:43:47 EST (#)
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better
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-09 02:43:43 EST (#)
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sounds
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-09 02:43:40 EST (#)
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Nothing
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-09 02:43:37 EST (#)
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then.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-09 02:43:31 EST (#)
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is
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-09 02:43:27 EST (#)
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it
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-09 02:43:20 EST (#)
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OK
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-09 02:43:18 EST (#)
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lesse...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-09 02:43:13 EST (#)
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..
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-09 02:43:10 EST (#)
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.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-09 02:43:08 EST (#)
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uh
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-09 02:43:03 EST (#)
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um
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-09 02:42:58 EST (#)
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damned
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-09 02:42:55 EST (#)
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god
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-09 02:42:49 EST (#)
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,
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-09 02:42:45 EST (#)
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gunning
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-09 02:42:41 EST (#)
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just
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-09 02:42:38 EST (#)
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not
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-09 02:42:35 EST (#)
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I'm
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-09 02:42:31 EST (#)
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noise.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-09 02:42:22 EST (#)
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Fuck
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-09 02:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Better start spammin, stevie. jay's gunning for ya'
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-03-08 20:55:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-03-08 20:03:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna say it now. Review #10,000 is mine.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-03-08 20:03:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna say it now. Review #10,000 is mine.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-08 19:56:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-08 19:56:51 EST (#)
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cool?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-08 19:56:48 EST (#)
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questions,
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-08 19:56:42 EST (#)
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any
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-08 19:56:39 EST (#)
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answer
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-08 19:56:36 EST (#)
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should
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-08 19:56:33 EST (#)
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that
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-08 19:56:29 EST (#)
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So
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-08 19:56:25 EST (#)
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card.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-08 19:56:22 EST (#)
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credit
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-08 19:56:19 EST (#)
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no
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-08 19:56:16 EST (#)
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have
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-08 19:56:08 EST (#)
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me.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-08 19:56:05 EST (#)
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Not
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-08 19:56:02 EST (#)
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Nope.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-08 18:29:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"A mind in its natural state of order,is in harmony with the universe,and such a mind is timeless.Our lives are the exspression of our minds- We are the creators of our own universe."
- W ,Hill
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-03-08 17:53:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Are you an American?"
"No i am Australian."
" Ahh your wife is very pretty sir."
" She is not my wife".
- W ,Hill
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-03-08 16:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"When love is equal,
And is as precious,
As is life to morrow,.
Then all will be well!"
-W. Hill
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-03-08 15:30:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Only ignorance lets Desire run its life .: Wazza!!!!!!!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:54:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But I still love you guys.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:53:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Har har losers.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-08 14:53:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You guys will never catch me on the total review list.
NEVER
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-08 10:40:02 EST (#)
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Okay, who put this on uberboard? Jay?
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-03-08 04:23:30 EST (#)
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---------------------> zoom ZOOM zoom
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-08 01:31:05 EST (#)
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time!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-08 01:30:48 EST (#)
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no
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-08 01:30:35 EST (#)
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in
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-08 01:30:21 EST (#)
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reviews
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-08 01:29:54 EST (#)
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4,000
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-08 01:29:42 EST (#)
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reach
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-08 01:29:27 EST (#)
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gonna
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-08 01:29:14 EST (#)
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is
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-08 01:29:00 EST (#)
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thing
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-08 01:28:46 EST (#)
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This
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-08 01:28:08 EST (#)
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Christ!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:50:52 EST (#)
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U
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:50:48 EST (#)
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UN
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:50:45 EST (#)
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UNC
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:50:41 EST (#)
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UNCA
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:50:37 EST (#)
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UNCAP
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:50:33 EST (#)
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UNCAPP
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:50:30 EST (#)
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UNCAPPE
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:50:27 EST (#)
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UNCAPPED
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:50:23 EST (#)
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UNCAPPED,
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:50:20 EST (#)
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UNCAPPED,
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UNCAPPED, B
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:50:11 EST (#)
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UNCAPPED, BI
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:50:08 EST (#)
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UNCAPPED, BIT
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:50:04 EST (#)
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UNCAPPED, BITC
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:49:58 EST (#)
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UNCAPPED, BITCH
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:49:53 EST (#)
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UNCAPPED, BITCHE
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:49:41 EST (#)
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UNCAPPED, BITCHES
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:49:38 EST (#)
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UNCAPPED, BITCHES!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:49:13 EST (#)
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Mofo, not sure if you'll read this any time soon, but Bart, Crystle and I went to the airport together to split cabfare. Bart's flight was at like, 5:30, Crystles was I wanna say 7:30, mine was 8:40, so I had a good amount of time to blow off, and McCarran has free WiFi, so it was better than playing Super PunchOut for 3 hours on an emulator.
Stevie, I'm interested, I'm interested. Didn't you see Hadley say I need people for my own validation?
I kid.
And I don't think he sees what we see in it, but he DID say that the NET was actually hard script capped. He can't do it on a whim.
He also showed me and Crystle how he bans, how he updates (constant) and all sorts of other cool stuff that I had no idea he needed to do.
Uber is a LOT more work than I originally thought, and yeah.
But ya know what, Bart's a cool guy, and we talked a good amount this year and last. We're not "Super Duper Killer Friends" or anything, but I'd venture a guess to say he likes me as a person.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:42:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Chicago, eh?
Bart-bart, eh?
We'll see how much rape the tax man brings to my door. If I take a job offer out east, I'd be there for sure. But again, we'll see how that works out.
NOW QUIT FAKING INTEREST IN MY CRUMMY LIFE.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHOO!!!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:29:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
capped!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:28:38 EST (#)
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be
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:28:28 EST (#)
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never
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:28:16 EST (#)
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will
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:27:44 EST (#)
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post
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:27:31 EST (#)
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this
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:27:24 EST (#)
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almighty
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:26:47 EST (#)
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Christ
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:26:38 EST (#)
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lord
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:25:53 EST (#)
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Thank
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:25:40 EST (#)
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yes!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:25:20 EST (#)
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god
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:24:25 EST (#)
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oh
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 07:25:41 EST (#)
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jesus christ JayPeg, this post...Razor's post...your own post...and you hadn't even left the airport yet
you've got a little cilfonacum on your chin boy
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-03-07 02:53:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jay, I've always wondered, and maybe you now know. Does Bart see the beauty of re 16?
I know he didn't admit it or anything like that. But was there some indication in his eyes, voice or body language that suggested he knows, despite all his censorship, that this is a post for the ages?
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-03-06 21:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am Bart.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-03-06 20:58:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart checks in here from time to time, eh?
C'mon Bart, leave a review, stay awhile. You know you want to.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-06 19:54:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Few things right now.
1) I am in the airport, and the WiFi is free.
That is so bad-ass, I can't explain. At DIA, it's $1 for 4 minutes.
Fuck THAT.
2) Didn't take anything. He actually does check in from time to time, just to look, but he said he'd never rate, because it might cause havoc, and Stevie might start some sort of religion over the experiment. (And yes Stevie, he finds you hilarious. You need to start saving to go to Chicago July 29-31. That's his home town.)
3) I am so fucking tired and dehydrated, it has taken me 5 minutes to get this far in the review, because I have had to erase and respell just about every word. Long ones more than once.
Versimilitude.
That took 4 attempts.
I was really thinking it shouldn't be more than 3 or something.
4) Every here, including Apollo is a fucking awesome person.
Seriously.
That's all.
Laters.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-06 14:00:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How many blowjobs did it take to get THAT promise?
I'm betting a minimum of three.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-03-06 05:18:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You've met Bart-Bart-Bart?? (it'll catch on)
Man, the most famous person I've met is... well, no one.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-06 05:15:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Citizens of Wazzastan, lend me your audio receiving appendages!
I have talked with Meseuier BartBart this weekend here in Vegas.
He said he would never cap this post's reviews.
Read that again.
REVIEWING RALLY!!!!!
Everyone, when you read this, reply at least 10 times, more if possible!
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-06 00:12:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Unicorns scare the crap out of me
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-03-05 19:24:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For God so loved the earth, that he gave us Wazza...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-04 13:52:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
By that I mean the one you made is better. I did nothing to it when I added it to the top of my comment...so don't go looking for differences.
Just needed to clarify that.
*cough*
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-04 13:51:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
-=[WtHm]=-
This one is better.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-03-04 03:40:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
,, ,,, , , ,!!!
-=[WtHm]=-
(the new-age version of the logo)
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-04 03:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just tried to review and it wouldn't let me.
If this one goes through, I'll look like a liar.
But I'm not.
My doctor is, but I'm not.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-03 21:44:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I try to, but sometimes, if I'm the last person to say something, I won't.
Silly reason, I know...
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-03 21:41:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I just visited. So.....
Yeah. That would definitely explain some of the utter mind-dump reviews I've left.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-03 13:31:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I try to review every time, but sometimes I don't try that hard.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-03 12:56:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just wanna know, I'm not the only one who reviews this every time he visits it, am I?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-02 21:38:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah. I did deposition and evidence hearings today.
Tomorrow I basically get to sit around in case they have a question about something I said or showed yesterday.
At least I get to bring my Search-A-Word book tomorrow.
I wasn't allowed to have it today, damn Nazi Utah-i-ans.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-03-02 21:27:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
COURTHOUSE OH NOES! But I bet there's a good story behind it... Does this have anything to do with those drug dealers that shot themselves?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-02 20:09:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and I'll be doing a bit of sight seeing tomorrow after I get out of the courthouse.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-02 20:08:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, they have a BUrger King 2 blocks from the hotel I'm in, so that's OK, I guess...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-02 20:08:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Know what I love about Salt Lake City right now?
No, seriously, do you know? Cause I can't think of anything...
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-03-02 15:55:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck. The sun just went behind a cloud. DAMNIT THE UNIVERSE IS OUT TO GET ME.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-03-02 15:54:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm trying to get some sun while on the computer. I call it "open blinds theory."
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-02 13:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I got off work at 12:30 last night...got home at one cause of the shitty, shitty roads.
It's AWESOME.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-02 03:10:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Man, you work swings or something?
You're West Coast Canada, right?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-02 03:01:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just got home from work.
Wee.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-02 02:08:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hello?
Is this thing on?
Anyone home?
Anyone?
Hi there?
Bugger...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-01 20:37:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And stuff.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-01 20:37:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So yeah.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-01 20:37:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Since I had to pack for Salt Lake City and all...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-01 20:37:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've already packed my secondary bag.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-01 20:37:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't wait...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-01 20:37:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm so HAPPY!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-01 20:37:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BUt I'll be in Vegas Saturday morning.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-01 20:36:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and I am in Salt Lake City tonight.
It sucks.
BAD.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-01 20:36:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm gonna get this tattoo'd to my eyelids in Vegas.
I have very large eyelids.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-01 17:49:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-02-28 22:41:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
I love Wazza. Yes I do, because my bible tells me to.
--------
Speaking of which, we need to start a campaign to have Wazza added to the Bible.
And then the wise-man sayeth "what the hell man..."
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-03-01 17:35:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My birthday is coming up also.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-01 14:29:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My birthday is coming up.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-02-28 22:41:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love Wazza. Yes I do, because my bible tells me to.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-02-28 20:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lable?
Ahem.
Label.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-02-28 20:35:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a Wazza lable.
do YOU?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-28 12:11:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
See the importance?
Dude, they changed their motto to it.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-28 08:20:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Crazy canucks, using centimeters, don't you know the imperial system is the wave of the future?
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-02-28 08:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You just fucked the company out of about 4 bucks worth of paper, Jay.
That is assuming, of course, that your company doesn't see the importance in Wazza's genius.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-28 03:45:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't wait to see this...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-28 03:21:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
See, I just used the print preview. However, I was calculating in centimetres, then converted to inches, then converted to feet.
Remember, maths and me don't get along. It always finds a way to fuck me in the end...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-27 23:44:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Now...
i wanna know what kind of fucking paper and font YOU were using.
I just DID print out the entire thing.
THE ENTIRE THING.
478 pages.
I shit you not. 8 1/2 x 11 paper, 8pt font.
Now, I need to steal a tape dispenser from work and get to tapin', I'm in Vegas in just over 4 days, and this thing needs to be done before I get out there.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-27 22:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wouldn't 371 pages be 371 feet minute 371 inches? 8 1/2 x *11* paper and all?
So 9000+ feet just doesn't sound right.
But... 371 x 11 = 4081 inches or just over 340 feet.
Still, that's fucking HUGE.
I'll see what I can do in Vegas with something like that...
Serious.
I'll even take pictures.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-27 22:25:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ted: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
Hitchhiker [convulses]: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
Ted: That - good point.
Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Ted: Why?
Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're fuckin' fired!
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-02-27 17:24:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU CAN USE MY OFFICE AND MAYBE AFTER WE CAN GO TO LUNCH!!!
Lower your voice, Ron.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-27 03:24:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<whistles a tune>
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-27 00:50:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's 9,542 feet laid end to end.
...I think. I haven't done math in a long time that isn't adding the fractions in a baseball boxscore.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-27 00:03:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
371 Pages
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-02-26 21:08:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If one were really ambitious they could print out the comments and spread them out on the floor and take pictures of how it covers your whole house or maybe a large field.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-26 19:49:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. I went to do a print preview on this post to see how many pages it would be, and it crashed the computer. So I tried it again, and again the computer crashed. How kickass is that?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-26 17:12:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll be there in spirit.
Buy Bartbart a drink for me, as thanks for all the B@Ws he's given to me. I feel so blessed.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-26 15:48:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and in 6 days, I will be in Las Vegas.
And you will not.
NEENER!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-26 14:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I might even pull out a little trick I've used once or twice, and show BartBart a picture, then in his horror, make him ban you FOR EVER!
MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And yes, I split forever into for ever.
Get over it.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-26 14:44:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry.
I was masturbating.
A lot.
For a long time.
It hurts now.
Anyway, I will catch you, Stevie.
I promise that.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-26 12:29:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-25 03:04:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're forgetting something. I'm never going to go anywhere or do anything.
--------
Of course. What else is there to life besides Wazza's message?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-26 01:52:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Left ya speechless there, didn't I?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-25 04:49:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fool
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-25 03:04:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're forgetting something. I'm never going to go anywhere or do anything.
HAHAHAHA
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 20:44:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I...
I'm sorry BartBart...
I just get so mad sometimes...
C'mon, baby...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 20:44:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It missed "I" and "day"
DAMN YOU BARTBART FOR MESSING THINGS UP!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 20:43:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 20:43:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
but
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 20:42:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nothing
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 20:42:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
doing
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 20:42:47 EST (#)
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of
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 20:42:40 EST (#)
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a
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 20:42:37 EST (#)
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with
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 20:42:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
all
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 20:42:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
own
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 20:42:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
will
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 20:42:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 20:42:16 EST (#)
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vacation
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 20:42:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
on
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 20:42:08 EST (#)
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go
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 20:42:05 EST (#)
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you'll
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 20:42:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
day
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 20:41:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ONe
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 20:41:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Stevie.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 20:41:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
never
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 20:41:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
say
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 20:41:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Never
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-24 16:24:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*looks around*
*snaps a few Polaroids*
*leaves*
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-24 15:44:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
:-()
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-24 15:32:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just barely made the top 10, right ahead of the notorious mystiamoon.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-24 15:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You guys are never gonna catch me.
I WIN!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:20:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All your posts have been +2'd, as promised.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 06:53:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 06:53:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
eleven
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 06:53:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
one
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 06:53:13 EST (#)
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1
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 06:53:06 EST (#)
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!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 06:52:59 EST (#)
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!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 06:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 06:52:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 06:52:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 06:52:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 06:52:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 06:52:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 06:52:18 EST (#)
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STAT
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 06:52:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
QUIT
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-24 05:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?"
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-24 05:19:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and "Balls!" all rang out in rapid succession, and then there was Yossarian with the question that had no answer:
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-24 05:19:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Hi-ho beriberi!"
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-24 05:19:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"How was Trump at Munich?"
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-24 05:18:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?"
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-24 05:18:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"When is right?"
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-24 05:18:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Why is Hitler?"
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-24 05:17:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Who is Spain?"
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-24 05:17:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yossarian attended the education sessions because he wanted to find out why so many people were working so hard to kill him. A handful of other men were also interested, and the questions were many and good when Clevinger and the subversive corporal finished and made the mistake of asking if there were any.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-24 05:17:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yossarian was a collector of good questions and had used them to disrupt the educational sessions Clevinger had once conducted two nights a week in Captain Black's intelligence tent with the corporal in eyeglasses who everybody knew was probably a subversive. Captain Black knew he was a subversive because he wore eyeglasses and used words like panacea and utopia, and because he disapproved of Adolf Hitler, who had done such a great job of combating unAmerican activities in Germany.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 04:42:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
329 of 8449.
(Now 330 of 8550)
Work that out...
Just about 4% of my totals...
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-02-24 04:13:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post accounts for more than 10% of my reviews.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-02-24 04:12:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
669? Damn... that's a lot of reviewing.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 04:12:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YES!
#2 by a wide margin!
Sadly, Stevie is #1, so I shall have to off the canucklehead.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-24 03:37:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The results are in, and they are staggering!
The top 10 reviewers are:
stevie_says: 669
jgreening: 328
Jarvis: 199
a_reader: 170
Confuzitron: 164
Wazza: 145
The_Yellow_Dart: 109
Serious_Melvin: 93
mystiamoon: 91
lowrysm: 82
669? Are you kidding me??
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-24 02:00:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
note to self: the phrase "holy holy" should never be used again.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-24 01:56:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy holy. Two things:
1. my overall rating just went through the roof. maybe not by stevie standards, but definitely by melving standards.
2. all my posts are on the MRR! that's just never happened before.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-24 01:38:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84501
It has been posted.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 00:33:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yay!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-23 22:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
.................. so ... many ... +2s... Okay I'll do it!
I like +2s.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-23 19:17:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Melvin, you do that, and not ONLY will I +2 every post you've made, I will +2 every post you make from here on out.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-23 09:37:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You've got my +2's as well.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-02-23 08:25:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-21 23:49:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, I almost ran an FFT on this post's reviews-per-day to get the frequency spectrum of the post's popularity. Then I realized that would make me nerdiest person ever.
But fuck it, I still might. I would have to make a post showing the graph, and I would get flamed mercilessly, but what the hell man.
-----------------
You got 10 guaranteed +2s coming from me.
I'm not going to speak for anyone else, though.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-02-23 08:23:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-21 18:23:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha. True.
Man, he's fat....
-------------------------
HOW FAT IS HE?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-22 23:57:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, I'd read it.
Can you do one for hits per day at all, or just reviews?
And could you break it down by reviews per day, per person?
And what about overall rating and average rating of each person?
And what about *slap*...
Ow.
Fucker.
Didn't need to turn the ring inside out...
It's bleeding now...
Happy?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-22 13:47:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I make useless graphs all the time. Often I make useless reports to go along with them. It just proves that they don't give me enough work at 'work.'
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-21 23:49:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, I almost ran an FFT on this post's reviews-per-day to get the frequency spectrum of the post's popularity. Then I realized that would make me nerdiest person ever.
But fuck it, I still might. I would have to make a post showing the graph, and I would get flamed mercilessly, but what the hell man.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-21 21:42:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Quit talking hockey!
No one cares about hockey!
NO ONE!
OK, I'm kidding.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-21 18:23:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha. True.
Man, he's fat....
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-21 17:22:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
True stevie, but there's a difference between top scorer and best scorer. If Tkachunk had indeed not spent the lockout year eating hot dogs, then masturbating to the thought of eating more hotdogs, he'd be WAY ahead of Young right now. Like, he'd have at least doubled Youngs scoring.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:43:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Man... Writing code for this post...
We are ALL sad creatures...
HOORAY!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:18:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Scott Young leads the Blues in scoring. And if Tkachuk had not missed so many games eating hamburgers and crying in the shower, weeping 'I'm so fat!' he'd actually be doing well and be on pace for something decent. Unfortunately, he's fatty, fatty, fat-fat.
They might dump him at the deadline like they did Sillenger and Weight.
Hahaha...Tkachunk.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-21 12:40:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wrote a program!
... And though that might sound kind of sad, it was only about 25 lines of code and 10 minutes out of my day so it's not the most pointless thing I've ever done by any means.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-21 12:00:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
GO JEAN-MICHEL LILES!
Sure, he has a Frenchie name, but he's UHMURICAN!
Sorry, I like him. he signed my neices kiddie jersey and now he's her favorite player.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-21 09:23:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-21 00:51:59 (#)
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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-02-20 20:14:40 (#)
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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-17 18:03:03 (#)
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US Hockey team.... losers?
There's a news flash!
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Now those of you who don't get a chance to catch the Blues play can see just how infrequently Keith Tkachuk scores
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHA!
I love it!
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And yet he's still the Blues best scorer. Just another testament to the teams shitty-ness.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-21 07:48:27 EST (#)
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Melvin, how the HELL do you know that?
TELL me you didn't take the time to count users on almost SIX THOUSAND reviews........
I mean, SURE, that's dedication and all, but christ, you could go sterile by doing that for too long.
It's a job best left for Schlongy or Caul.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-21 03:45:52 EST (#)
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Only 183 for Neverending Thread. OWNED!! !! ! !
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-21 03:42:05 EST (#)
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There are 229 unique reviewers of this post.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-21 00:51:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-02-20 20:14:40 (#)
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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-17 18:03:03 (#)
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US Hockey team.... losers?
There's a news flash!
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Now those of you who don't get a chance to catch the Blues play can see just how infrequently Keith Tkachuk scores
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHA!
I love it!
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-02-20 20:19:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I called a guy I go to school with a cock-pillow. He enjoyed it. It was an unexpected change, seeing as my usual nickname for him is "fucker."
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-02-20 20:14:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-17 18:03:03 (#)
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US Hockey team.... losers?
There's a news flash!
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Now those of you who don't get a chance to catch the Blues play can see just how infrequently Keith Tkachuk scores.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-20 18:41:15 EST (#)
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I'm going to try to talk to him about that in Vegas in 2 weeks.
Seriously.
So just wait, either it'll be put back into circulation, or it'll be closed down.
Man I hope it's not closed down.
Then I'll have to beat him up in Chicago in July...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-20 14:14:32 EST (#)
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If it does, Bartbart should take it out of its hiding place.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-20 09:21:45 EST (#)
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30300 hits. This will make the most viewed list eventually...in like, 5 years.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:28:25 EST (#)
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Comment. Just because...
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2006-02-19 04:58:08 EST (#)
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boobies.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-19 02:00:51 EST (#)
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I was 1300.
And the comment, as historical as it will be one day, was about dykes.
And I wouldn't kick Cassie Campbell out of my bed...ever.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-19 00:09:19 EST (#)
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We're 1/10 of the way to 4000!!! From the POV of 3000!!!! Yessss...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-18 23:01:26 EST (#)
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Wait, one of us was review 3100 WHO WAS IT? STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT UPDATE TO FIND OUT!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-18 23:00:50 EST (#)
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Shit, your dyke aren't even real dykes. They're semi-cute.
OUR dykes are PURE bulldykes.
I mean, shit, you ever see our trucker-dykes?
WORLD CHAMPION DYKES RIGHT THERE...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-18 22:45:35 EST (#)
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Psshh. OUR dykes are better than YOUR dykes.
Take THAT.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-17 23:14:42 EST (#)
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Let's not call names, all countries are equally good at hockey.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-17 23:02:38 EST (#)
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Oh as for US olympians, NO ONE can touch the hot-dogging snnowboarder...
HIGHLIGHT OF THE OLYMPICS!
Yes, we all are glory hogs, fuck off.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-17 23:01:49 EST (#)
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I showered twice today.
First time, when I woke up, because I always shower when I wake up.
The second time I did it, was to get warm after being outside in 3 degree (-15 windchill) for an hour trying to unfreeze the carberator... carbourator... carbaratour... the thing they used before fuel injection... on my Trooper...
Then of course, I stepped out into my bedroom, which prmptly sent me into hypothermia, since I had a window opened a crack for some insane, unknown reason.
The moral of this?
Car parts should be easier to spell.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-17 18:03:03 EST (#)
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US Hockey team.... losers?
There's a news flash!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-17 13:49:46 EST (#)
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Haha. Sweden just beat the women's U.S. hockey team.
Losers...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:35:01 EST (#)
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You haven't.
Welcome to the club.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-16 06:35:39 EST (#)
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I can't remember if I ever left a review on this.
Fuck me, I'm not scrolling through over 3,000 reviews to see.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-15 17:43:08 EST (#)
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Yeah. God knows I would be if I were a 16 y/old.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-02-15 17:34:09 EST (#)
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How well do you think she would have responded to you if you just said -=WTHM=- to her?
I know. She'd probably be turned on beyond belief.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-15 16:50:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was waiting in line for Taco Bell the other day and had to stand next to this teenager and this came to mind. This little creed kept me from hitting on her...that and the fact her mom was standing right there.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-15 14:30:41 EST (#)
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dammit i don't feel like showering today.
Anyone wanna shower for me?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-15 08:34:32 EST (#)
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Shit, I bet Chamberlain got as many 16 y/olds as this post did.
When you sleep with 20K women, I'm sure he forgot to check the ID on at least 3-4 of 'em.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-02-15 07:40:40 EST (#)
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Nostalgia +2.
-Dave
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:53:33 EST (#)
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I bet Chamberlain got as many 18 year olds as Wazza got 16 year olds (well, almost).
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:33:44 EST (#)
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I still use that nick-name in every day life.
Someone pisses me off? "Fucking cock-pillow" is right there to soothe.
And still, Fuck Wizards *IS* the greatest first post, ever.
Comparing this to that is like comparing Jordan to Chaimberlain.
This post is Chamberlain. It's timeless. It rocks out with it's cocks out no matter when, no matter where.
Fuck Wizards is Jordan. It just re-defined it's genre (the mocking comedy)
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:28:52 EST (#)
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I have a bladder disorder
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:14:48 EST (#)
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pee a little? C'mon, man. Go all out. And try to force your relatives to clean it up for ya too. They'll love you for it.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-02-14 06:27:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't really hang around the site much, but I'll always be back to leave the obligatory +2 on Re 16 y/olds.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-14 03:23:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*WEEPS*
*SLAPS*
*...pees a little...*
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-14 03:04:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-01-28 22:21:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Still the greatest first post ever.
Even better than re 16 y/olds.
Don't tell Stevie I said that, though.
He'll cry and slap me.
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WTHM! If they are comin at you!?? means they want somethin?? what does it mean? You need to leave a +2 to redeem yourself.
But damn if it isn't the 2nd best post ever. I still remember the moment that Chris Evans acquired the nickname "cock-pillow." Good times.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-14 02:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
-=[WTHM]=- (if they are comin at you...)
means.....
they want somethin.
It was modern art, shut up.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-14 02:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Only a half an hour until i can watch MORE OLYMPIC CURLING!!!
WOOOO!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-13 22:28:10 EST (#)
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Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
They changed it back!
GOD DaMN THOSE NAZI FUCKERS AT WIKIPEDIA!
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-02-13 21:07:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1600 goes to Wazza
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2006-02-13 20:37:17 EST (#)
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i still hate work. damn excel.
=VLOOKUP(Q2,your_mama.txt!what_the_hell_man_
if_they_are_comin_at_you__means_they_want_somthin
_more_better_you_look_after_them_and_care_for_them
_than_they_get_on_the_street_uh,1,FALSE)
i had to put enters in it cause the below came op on the
review post screen..
Your opinion is very important to us. Since you have either submitted it in all capital letters or with reaaaaaaallllly long words, we will consider it to be that much more important. We would like to write you a personalized message here, but since you haven't figured out how to turn off the caps lock key or use the space bar, chances are you never learned to read anyway.
-=[WTHM]=-
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2006-02-13 19:06:31 EST (#)
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WOOOOOOO!!!!!
-=[WTHM]=-
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-02-13 13:23:08 EST (#)
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Call the mayor!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-13 02:46:14 EST (#)
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I'm out of poptarts
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-12 16:44:47 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-02-12 14:33:48 EST (#)
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WOOO 30 000!!!
"Doo doo doo doo, doo-doo, do-Wah!'
It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in
life, and Mentos is fresh and full of life.
Nothing gets to you, staying fresh staying cool,
with Mentos, fresh and full of life.
Fresh goes better, Mentos freshness, fresh goes
better with Mentos, fresh and full of life!"
The scene is a classroom, where a student who
obviously didn't study is trying to cheat on a
test. The girl next to him catches on and tries to
obstruct his view of her test. The boy pops a
Freshmaker, gets up, and strangles the life out of
her. He takes her test paper and sits back down.
The teacher, horrified and shocked at what just
happened is standing there, her mouth agape. The
boy whips out his roll of Mentos and displays them
proudly to his teacher, who clearly will not
punish him now.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-02-12 06:25:38 EST (#)
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Nice Linking from Wiki dude.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-12 04:11:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
La la
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-12 01:55:49 EST (#)
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I'm sorry, but it's ALWAYS been SHAMONE! (+3) Check out any Michael post, and you'll see!
Besides, it's not sucking up, I just don't think our work has been given it's due.
If I were a Wikipedia member, I'd make it's own journal entry, with the posts entire history!
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-02-12 00:47:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-11 23:08:11 (#)
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ssssshhhhhh......
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubersite
hehe
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AAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA!!!!!!
However, the (+3) SHAMONE! pisses me off, and this kind of sucking up will not absolve you of your past transgressions.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-11 23:08:11 EST (#)
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ssssshhhhhh......
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubersite
hehe
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-11 23:05:31 EST (#)
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When I get back home to my laptop, I am going to re-make some shirts on my CafePress site with that and a few other Wazza-isms.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-11 20:39:24 EST (#)
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-=[WTHM]=-
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-11 20:27:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Just because.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:40:59 EST (#)
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If so, it's time to paraphrase Uber. "Needs more quotes. And rape."
Sorry, can't say that without rape.
rape
rape
rape
rape
rape
grape rape
rapes of wrath
rape jelly
rape jam
what window shall i hang my rapes on?
Sorry... Too much rape.
Or is it?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:39:43 EST (#)
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Are those the only three quotes anymore?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:38:58 EST (#)
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-=[WTHM]=-
29943!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-11 17:17:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"We must become the change we want to see in the world" - Gandhi
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-02-11 15:43:49 EST (#)
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"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain
(monkey see. monkey do.)
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-11 13:39:48 EST (#)
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"Work is the scourge of the drinking classes." - Oscar Wilde
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-02-11 12:18:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Welease Woger!!
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2006-02-10 23:23:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
only 95 left! woo!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-10 21:25:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's not often a post get its own logo. What next? A theme song? A music video? I'd plus-2 that.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-02-10 18:03:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Or on the Queens ass
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-10 17:22:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
-=[WTHM]=-
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP!
BRAVO! BRAVO!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-10 16:44:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
-=[WTHM]=-
That logo should go on a t-shirt. Or a jet.
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2006-02-10 16:32:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
29888
-=[WTHM]=-
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-02-10 16:01:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Still going
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:25:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Does the counter on this post work, or was it frozen?
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-02-10 15:02:21 EST (#)
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almost 30,000 hi