re 16 y/olds (48187 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.6 on 5253 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Wazza hill <wazza_hj.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-07 05:53:20 EDT
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
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Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2009-01-01 04:44:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wooo!
1st 2009 bitches
i don't come around to often anymore... but i still love you all
-=[WTHM]=-
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2008-11-17 09:37:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hi Waz, i miss you, uber misses you, my loins miss you.
come back , you are like the human fortune cookie that makes no sense.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2008-11-15 03:25:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wazza, I need you now more than ever!
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2008-10-23 23:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oldie but goodie.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-09-28 22:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Epic.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2008-08-20 13:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Christ, it was almost 4 years ago?!?!? What have I been doing with my life?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2008-08-20 13:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I remember this. HA!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-08-10 13:34:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
See the early reviews. Almost every one was a -2 except Shandy and Hidden. Then Method said it was cool and it all turned around.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2008-07-19 06:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
THE hits on this are not added on cause barty boy got aknot in his gut and put it into the underground , thats why it never came back on heat ,,Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzza
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-06-15 15:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Classick.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-06-15 04:07:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
why aren't the hits added to wazza's total hit count?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-31 16:14:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dying
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-05-23 10:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. 97 days since this was last reviewed.
Uber is dieing.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-15 17:25:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is this the most-reviewed post on uber?
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-02-07 15:35:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Still one of the greatest posts of all time. Ever.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-01-02 13:46:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tallulah_Bankhead
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-12-29 19:27:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
God I missed this post. I just thought about it the other day when one of my coworkers brought his 16 year old daughter to work. I saw her, and thought "what the hell man..." and couldn't stop laughing.
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-12-13 08:28:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NON EX TRANSVERSO SED DEORSUM
i do not wish to return to work
i have become accustomed to sitting
on the couch playing video games
i do not want to fix computer.
it is retarded.
damn you mr information!!
but i must get my slice of the pie.
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-=[WTHM]=-
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-11-29 15:40:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rawk.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-11-06 03:01:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I still dream about this
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-11-04 23:18:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!
I'M EVEN OLDER NOW!!!
-=[WTHM]=-
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-10-30 18:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell indeed.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-21 23:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This seems to have died off since JGreening and stevie_says disappeared.
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2007-10-17 06:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How the fuck did I never review this?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-10-16 02:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
classic
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-10-04 21:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH YEAH!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-09-24 03:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Sigh*
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-08 07:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
last time i rated this the recently reviewed left the side bar for like 10 minutes.
this post breaks uber now??
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-08 04:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHOW ME YOUR TITS!
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-09-06 07:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi Über,
Long time eh?
-=[WTHM]=-
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-08-24 13:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2007-07-19 21:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My god it's been too long since I have rated this gem.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-07-14 19:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Long time, no review...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-07-10 12:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi friends
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-06-06 21:12:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by matchstickman (user info) at 2007-06-06 15:20:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DOWN! CLOSER TO ZERO!
KTHX
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-21 19:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
One more for fun...
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-05-20 18:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WAZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-05-20 10:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wacha macha wachaaaaa.... TIMMAY!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-17 15:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NURRRRR
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-05-14 07:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
typing skills.
i lack them.
fuck.
-=[WTHM]=-
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-05-14 07:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-03-04 13:51:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
-=[WtHm]=-
This one is better.
is not.
-=[WMHM]=-
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2007-05-14 06:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
all of my ascii on /m/1 got all messed up DAMN YOU TO HELL BART!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-13 00:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-07 09:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My ass itches.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-05-01 20:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My balls itch.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-23 13:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Noooooooo
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-04-12 17:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I should be getting ready to watch hockey. Instead, I'm on this post again. Go figure...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-12 09:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is losing steam since Greening left town.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-04-09 01:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still love this
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-04-07 00:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My balls itch. But there are people in the room with me. FUCK!!!
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-04-06 02:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One of my favorites: Method tells a story about his grandmother...and a nickel.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-03-29 17:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-07 08:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I vote that no one should have any more children.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-03-22 07:40:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tell her you love her, and look her in the eye
As you slide the hanger up her thigh
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-03-12 02:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If I got her pregnant, I'm going to kill myself!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-03-09 17:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
RAPE IS MY FAVORITE COLOR!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-03-09 16:36:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Crayon
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-05 15:49:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Silver.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-05 12:21:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
gold
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-05 11:52:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
pen
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-03-05 02:15:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I HATE LIFE
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-02-27 20:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like sugar.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-02-23 15:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I'd love it more if it did that.
...
I'm just kidding. I'd be a wreck if my mother died.
PLEASE GOD DON'T GRANT MY WISH!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-02-21 17:49:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It rules so much that it could stab my mother, twice, and I'd still love it!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-02-21 13:58:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's because it rules so much.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-21 09:34:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow.
This took like a minute to load.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-02-19 22:21:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OW! My browser hurts!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-02-19 17:35:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
boobs
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-02-15 13:02:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All hail the browser crashing powers of re16
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-02-14 17:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome. This now has so many reviews that if I don't immediately hit the review button, the post will cause my browser to crash after 3 seconds. As if Wazza's prophetic words needed more awesomeness attatched to them.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-02-13 16:49:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I prefer spoons.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-02-12 16:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WITH MY MIND.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-02-12 13:39:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I killed a bunch of people once!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-02-07 02:37:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lalalalalala
lala
lalal
alala
Submitted by cera (user info) at 2007-02-04 13:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What the hell man indeed... this is madness.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-01-29 18:41:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love cats. Especially when they have their own little Hitler moustaches.
Submitted by blackeyedbitch (user info) at 2007-01-25 14:16:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-01-25 07:44:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Time to kill my cat with a hammer
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-01-24 15:48:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hail Satan?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-01-21 17:45:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My UM entry is taking shape.
Woot.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-01-17 14:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fognl
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-01-16 17:07:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why was Uber broken this morgon?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-01-09 02:36:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Woo. I finished my UM entry.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2007-01-03 15:23:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YARGON YARGON LIBERAL MEDIA YARGON
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2007-01-01 06:26:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL YOU BASTARDS! get pissed and dont cry in the beer, for tomorrow never comes.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-12-31 23:37:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stupid New Years alone
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-12-30 06:14:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're mean.
You're going to hell.
:-(
See you there! Bring beer!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-12-26 14:15:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Speaking of pork, I made fun of a fat chick yesterday. I yelled something about getting lost in her folds, and she cried. It made me happy.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-12-26 01:48:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who said pork?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-12-24 13:31:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
merry christmas!
I'm stoned out of my mind!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-12-23 14:51:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where am I?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-12-23 03:29:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm a loser
big big loser
i'm going to go drink some bleach.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-12-21 22:01:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wooooo
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-12-16 04:29:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hope you blokes all have a good xmas and get on the piss.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-12-16 03:44:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm drunk.
i kissed a girl that wasn't my girlfriend.
and my teacher got me drunk.
i tjhink i'm in opposite land.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-12-13 02:20:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ENSAM
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-12-09 16:54:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No it doesn't! It takes you to Lenin's tomb!
COMMIE! COMMIE BASTARD!
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 14:00:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
guys, enter in UA-259438-1 into your browser and it'll instantly send you here! try it!
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-07 13:59:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
w00t
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-11-30 06:27:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Give him your microwave inpregnated rice filled shirt Steve, he can live off that for a week.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-30 02:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My rice exploded in the microwave and a homeless guy tried to steal my shirt!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-11-28 11:12:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just farted.
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2006-11-28 03:47:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
aphoristic.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-27 21:49:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dammit all to hell is it cold outside.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-22 02:26:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm such a whiny bitch!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-11-20 10:14:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I could try to praise the wisdom of that last review, but words wouldn't do it justice. I am forever your servant. Want my first born? It's yours!
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-11-20 06:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rape is a state of mind,no doubt many a young lad or lady has enjoyed the challenge of the "rape" only to awake with some hiddious guilt feelings in the morning and call the cops.
most girls i have found love to call the words rape, me fuck me ,it's all part of the fantasy ,the fantasy that turns them on,and brings them to a high .
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-11-20 04:01:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WAZZA!!! Please, make rape to me!!!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-20 03:39:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE YOU WAZZA.
I'm sorry I sullied this place with my rape-speak.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-11-20 02:23:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't really know about rape , but when your in Asia and they are screaming at ya , usually means they are havin a come out,(thats what they call it .)ha ha ha ha
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-19 15:01:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ohhhhh why wont my entry write itself....whoooaaaa oohhhhhhh
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-11-18 00:53:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Indeed sir, indeed.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-16 02:27:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you're in another country and the girl you're raping doesn't speak English when she's screaming at you, is it still rape?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-15 22:31:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't like the European version of rape.
There's no glitz, no glamour.
Now, AMERICAN rape... THERE is something someone can get behind!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-11-15 18:53:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rape is my favorite sport!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-14 15:55:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
rape rape rape
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-11-13 16:01:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-12 20:51:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HEY!
Don't talk bad about Oatmeal!
ESPECIALLY BROWN SUGAR AND CINAMONIMINIMONIMINONONIMINIOMIMON!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-12 13:20:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't give a shit about Oatmeal or Oathmeal.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-11 21:43:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, quick question about this, and then I'll leave it alone.
What was your first recation to the CL links I did on OathMeal, seriously?
AND NOW...
I saw Jeebus on TV once, and he told me to send him 1 million dollars.
I didn't have it, so I sent an IOU.
Well, I forgot about the IOU, and in the past 4 months, I've had 6 wives die.
Is that normal?
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-11-11 03:28:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One of the voices in my head tell me he's Jesus. I hope that's not the case, because that would mean Jesus likes to make snuff films. Then again, that would be the perfect justification for all those snuf films I made last year. "I was on a mission from God!!!"
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:51:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus ran over my dogma with his karma.
BAM.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-11-09 11:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus stole my religion.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-09 02:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was me dressed as Jesus.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-08 16:29:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus stole my crack.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-08 14:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus stole my hubcaps.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-05 19:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I found him first but told him to keep hiding so you'd feel special.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-11-05 12:15:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I found Jesus. He really sucks at hiding.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-11-03 08:59:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YAARRRRRR!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-02 17:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have that exact conversation with my griffin EVERY DAY.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-11-01 16:06:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate you...
OK I LOVE YOU! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-11-01 13:31:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My afternoon class is cancelled today!
I'm going to stay home and masturbate to old videos of women's figure skating!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-31 15:39:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You are NOT the last man standing...
I'm only leaning against the wall, but I'm still on two feet!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-29 13:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It looks like I'm the last man standing.
Where's my million dollars?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-28 03:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to rape Yadier Molina in the face.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-28 03:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rape
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-27 04:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I WAS JUST RAPED.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-25 02:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I brought the pain with my post and won!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-24 20:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think my big bad post last year was something like 5100 words, and that fucker was looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-23 12:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MWA HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-23 02:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mine has grown to over 4,000 words.
No point in stopping it now!
GROW MY BEAST! GROW!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-22 19:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's Sunday, right?
WTF is up with no UM4 posts yet?
Normally there would be 2 or 3 out that would be getting ripped to shit right now.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-22 16:14:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dammit stevie, PLZ POST AGEEN I LURVEZ UR STUFFS LOLOLOL!!!1! KK?? KK!!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-10-22 14:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JesuCristo, hombre. Bad night?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-22 01:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK YOU ALL GO GET RAPED BY DOGS I HATE ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIEDIDIDEDIDEIEDIDEIEDIDIDDIEDDEIDEIDEIDECIDEIDEIDI
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-21 16:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I bled like a man, with my rippling muscles and rockstar good looks.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-21 03:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you harm yourself yesterday?
Did you bleed?
Did you save it in a vail for me?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-20 02:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love myself today.
Not like yesterday.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-19 20:01:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry.
I love you, Stevie.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-10-18 11:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I _actually_ had an UM dream last night, in which from all my complaining about forfeits, I was entered into the contest in place of one of the forfeits... Only, I didn't know, so when the results came in for round 3... I was a forfeit! My title sucked though (in my dream), it was some word that I'd never heard of before.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-18 02:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JESUS CHRIST DOES MY TITLE SUCK!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-16 02:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't bring your hate here.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-15 23:46:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
boooooooooooooooooooooooooo
hiiiiiiiissssssssssssssss
Sorry.
Foul mood.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-10-14 19:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yaaaya!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-14 14:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yippppeee!
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-10-14 14:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
w00t!!!!1111!!!!oneone!!!!11
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-13 12:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woo
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-13 12:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking hell...
Both rounds I've been put up against posts that have been called "The Best of the Round" and "Just simply amazing"
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT...
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-10-13 00:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Vote for the better of the two entries in:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/94365
Hint: it might be the forfeit
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-10-13 00:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I propose the following for UM5:
1. Go back to the single-elimination bracket-system
2. Reduce the number of participants to 32.
* It will filter out the pretenders; the entries will be better
* It will reduce the overall number of entries, increasing voter participation
3. Allow the top 8 finishers of UM4 automatic places
4. For the remaining 24 bracket spots, use the format of Photoshop competitions
* The title of the UM-entry competition is announced 2-3 weeks prior to UM5
* The best 24 scores are given a bracket location
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-10-11 23:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know how to make the pain stop.
Hint: It begins with an 's' and ends in 'uicide'.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-10 02:10:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My entry is too close and I'm going to spend all week worrying about it and crying at night only to lose because I CAN'T PROOFREAD OR WRITE ENDINGS.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-10-10 00:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So... many... forfeits. Now I definitely have to enter next time. I've only written one post that would be UM-worthy (in my opinion), The Game of Life. That's what I would submit for my "Example."
Just day-dreamin' of one day being in the contest. Is it sad that I pay more attention to this than any sport out there? Don't answer that.
The point I'm trying to make is, everyone should read Universal Loathing, Entry 2. It is ridiculously awesome.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-09 17:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just posted mine, and now I wait.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-08 22:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have something but it's shit.
*Weeps*
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-08 20:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm up shit creek right now...
I have 4 semi-decent starter stories, and now I'm sitting and waiting for something to pop int my head that'll make one of them real good.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-10-06 23:00:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I so want to do ubermadness next time. God it looks fun. The problem is getting in... I would have to campaign on the re-16 board, and start posting... if only I had any ideas.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-06 16:42:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really need to start writing or else I'll end up throwing something together at the last minute and get blown out of the water.
God I love corn.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-10-06 02:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Clawhammer #1 was me.
I got killed.
And they locked out the holy wazza???
WTFLCOPTER?
Submitted by Defect (user info) at 2006-10-04 20:57:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just happened to come across this 2 hours after Wazza did.
Google image search for AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2003/2003-11/20-jackson-inside3.jpg
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-10-04 18:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Wazza is back . they had me locked out there for a while.
Everybody loves somebody sometimes.ha ha ha ha ha enjoy .
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-10-04 11:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-03 20:30:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
No one loves Steve anymore...
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I still love you!!! Whether you want it to be in a hetro way, or a ghey butsecks kinda way, I'll let you decide....
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-03 20:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No one loves Steve anymore...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-10-02 04:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no more work.
no more.
pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaseeeeeeeeee.
i am n.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-30 14:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
.........kooooooooo m oi -0n 0
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-09-30 07:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-30 02:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Amateur. Entry Two.
Rock on.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-29 21:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
which ones did you guys write?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-29 21:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
200,054 hits.
YAY MUTHAFUNKA!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-29 02:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm so proud they used my title idea (A Different Kind of Death). Both of the entries sucked, however, rendering it useless.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-28 18:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WAZZA DOES CARE!
HOW DARE YOU!
HE'S JUST UP ON A MOUNTAIN, MAKING STONE TABLETS, WAITiNG FOR SOMEONE HERE TO WORSHIP A GOLDEN EMU!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-28 12:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sooooooo sleepy.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-27 03:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO LIFE NO LIFE NO LIFE
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-09-27 03:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Still going eh guys? Time to get a life Steve and Jay. Wazza doesnt even care anymore.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-26 22:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<sigh> There are too many to keep up with now. I liked it when I could track each one.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's Mr. "Whines Like a Bitch" 28 to you.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-26 16:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm getting HAMMERED, as expected.
Oh, and I know it's not much to you Mr. Number 29 on the MVA, but I'm only 300 hits from 200K!
WOOO!
YAY!
I'm crossing the new bar!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-26 11:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's obvious I never keep my word.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-26 11:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
However, I do enjoy how we're letting everyone down with how crappy out matchup was.
I always love shooting below expectations.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-26 11:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just to repeat myself, if I lose to THAT story, I'm quitting the contest.
I don't CARE if it's double-knockout.
Come the fuck on.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-25 22:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
arrrrrrrrggggggggggg
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-25 20:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm now at about 1500 with my title.
And I can assure you it will fucking LOSE.
It's stupid.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-25 03:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My opponent STILL hasnt posted.
ME HATES HIM.
In all probablity, it's just delaying my invevitable loss, but STILL GODAMMIT.
I AM THE WORST FROGGER PLAYER EVER!
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-25 02:34:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ecstacy
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-25 02:33:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Entry 2 in Bleeding Red Ecstacsy really took my mind for a trip. I think I get it now though.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-24 14:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHY WON'T MY OPPONENT POST??????
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-23 19:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wrote 2,300 words and my title is effin' retarded.
Clearly, I just wrote my name over and over again.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-23 19:29:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stevie, dude, I can't get past 300-400 word with my title.
When you see it, trust me you'll say "Holy shit, that title sucks"
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-23 18:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My UberMadness post SUCKS.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-22 18:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jag är mycket trött...
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-22 03:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LOOK HOW EARLY I AM UP!
3:30!
PM? Really?
Damn.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-20 12:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOOK HOW EARLY I AM AWAKE!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-17 15:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dammit.
If I posted more I'd just be rocketing up the charts.
In other news, I'm in my underwear right now.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-17 10:54:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stevie passes CBG for 29th!
PARTY AT STEVIES!
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-09-16 22:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-16 20:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I eats me spinach alls da time, and alls I ever gets is da runs and some serious intestinal crampings.
Popeye's last words.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-16 14:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sure thing, dude.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-16 01:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops, I ate spinach today. Remember guys, make sure this goes on my tombstone. My family will be cool with it, just tell them I said it was okay.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-09-15 20:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-15 02:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wished wished wished wiesh wjedwhdudj
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-15 01:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sleep is comin at me, what the hell man... time to crash for the night.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-09-14 00:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Am I the only one who's ever converted someone to Satanism because I was bored one day, and wanted to see if I really could?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-13 16:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm sooooo sleepy.
ZzZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZzzz
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-12 18:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I betcha the asian check and the blonde had some NASTY lesbo scenes with Capn Planet walking off in the corner.
Why do you think he wore gloves? Hides the green hair on his palms.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-12 15:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST POST EVAR!!!
Submitted by ugoat (user info) at 2006-09-11 15:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
but whom came at you and why?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-09 18:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We should burn him at the stake.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-09 02:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That heart guy was a cocksucker.
I mean, he was from Africa and shit, but did he ever donate his clothes to his village?
Fuck no.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-08 23:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wazza, I give you thanks. I dodged two bullets this week; there's definitely someone watchin' over me.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-08 13:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yippee
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-09-06 23:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damnit. Now I have a bunch of old Earth Wind & Fire songs stuck in my head. :(
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-06 22:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wind! Water! Earth! Heart! Fire!
Everyone knows the 'heart' guy was useless.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-06 19:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I ate a bagel with cream cheese but it was Philly brand.
Is that OKAY WITH YOU??? HUH? HUH??!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-06 13:15:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just ate a bagel.
With cream cheese.
That was NOT Philly brand.
The horror...
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-06 12:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dodadodadodadoo
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That might have a small something to do with it, I'd think...
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-09-04 23:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SO DO MINE! Think it might have to do with the fact that one of my toenails is green?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-04 16:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My feet hurt
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-09-04 02:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-09-03 20:40:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Jaypig thinks he's so cute and funny by obsessing over this post, but in reality all he has done is suck every last drop of humor from it. You're not cute, you stupid fat fuck. Get off this post and quit ruining the humor.
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Does your mother know you make fun of people and call them names? Like I said elsewhere,
when I think of you, the only thing that wiggles is my gorge.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-04 01:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Wiggles, if anyone cared about your opinions, we'd ask the nurse at the desk of your assisted living home to get you a crayon to write them down.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-09-03 21:44:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
God I hate you, Jaypig.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-09-03 20:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jaypig thinks he's so cute and funny by obsessing over this post, but in reality all he has done is suck every last drop of humor from it. You're not cute, you stupid fat fuck. Get off this post and quit ruining the humor.
Submitted by U927 (user info) at 2006-09-03 20:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Penile Implants for $500, Trebek.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-09-03 18:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"derp"
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2006-09-03 16:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How does this have more reviews than the Neverending Thread??
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-09-03 16:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is so amazingly lame
Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2006-09-03 16:01:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-03 08:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm crazy tired is what I am. :-) I'm the only manager this weekend at the hotel and I'm sleeping here tonight in case of any problems with the 2 new folks on shift in the morning.
Let me put it this way, if I was hiring, I wouldn't have hired either of these two as life-preserver test dummies.
One of them can't figure out "stripe in front" on the credit card reader, and the other lady is soooooooooooo damn annoying, guests have actually walked away from her in mid-conversation when she said for the umpteenth time "Oh, that reminds me of a situation I was in when I was younger" and she's in her 50's.
*sigh*
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-09-03 08:09:54 EDT (#)
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You're crazy Jay.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-03 04:44:18 EDT (#)
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44213 is the post number, Ash.
That's why 88426 was so important. It's 44213x2.
And, did you know that 4+4-2-1-3=2?
And that 2 is half 4, one more than 1 and one less than 3?
Don't you get it?
It's all CONNECTED man!
Ohm wazza padme ohm
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-03 04:42:35 EDT (#)
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what is the significance of 44213? Tell me and I'll be back in four months to see your answer.
Submitted by kybernetikum (user info) at 2006-09-03 03:23:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-03 02:56:17 EDT (#)
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We only need 39000 more reviews.
I mean, it's just BARELY less than 8 times what we have.
I say we try for it, no matter what.
Christians try to attain heaven, we try to attain 44213 reviews.
It's a quest from God Wazza.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-03 02:51:57 EDT (#)
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I feel I must do this.
it is my duty.
Goodbye $1, I barely knew thee...
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-02 16:11:15 EDT (#)
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We must petition to open this post to the public, once and for all.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-09-02 14:40:09 EDT (#)
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If we all put our alls in to it, we'd might get there in like five years. However, if this were still open to the public, we'd get more.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-02 06:32:51 EDT (#)
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(For the first time) In English:
What the hell, man. If they are coming at you, it must means that they want something; it's better than you look after them and care for them, than they get left on the street. Uh?
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