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The Perfect Song (657 hits)

Category: Sound & Music

Rating: 1 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by russizm (View user info) at 2004-09-07 14:02:35 EDT


This is very hard for me to describe to you what a perfect song sounds like. I didn't study music in college, I'm not in a band, and I play very little guitar.

A perfect song is not one that just plays in the background while reading through the Internet. When that song is played everything stops except focus on every lick and beat. Everything about the entire song sounds so well instrumented that it makes you ponder how it would be possible to achieve such greatness.

When you listen to a perfect song, you can hear the way that it was planned out, the amount of time that was spent just to make one song sound the way it was intended. Be careful though, if you leave your perfect song repeating in winamp all day, it won't stay perfect. Just take a look at what happened to Stairway to Heaven. It was overplayed so much that people got sick of it and don't even consider it to be one of Led Zeppelin's best songs.

With the perfect song you can anticipate every little sound and get an immense feeling of satisfaction. In other terms, a perfect song is the one that makes you forget where you are, what you're doing, and it makes you feel damn good. I hope that music does that to everyone because otherwise, I'll look like I'm crazy.

No one has the same musical taste, so it's different for everyone. I have two songs that give me musical bliss. First, Smack my bitch up by Prodigy. Secondly, the noose by A perfect circle. These songs (especially while under the influence) sound so amazingly perfect to me. I wish I could explain it in better detail. I feel like I'm trying to explain to a person who has never done drugs what it's like to trip.






Remember in Ghostbusters when Peter saw slimer for the first time and he started screaming and backing up against the wall. "Ahhh, AhhhHHH, AHHHHH!!!!!!"


That was funny.

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Submitted by Rob at 2004-09-07 21:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Immigrant song. I also love stairway to Heaven.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-07 17:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Your taste in music blows. Like this post.

PS. So does the tastes of the reviewers.

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-09-07 16:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, and I've had to go with Tommorow Never Knows by The Beatles.

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-09-07 16:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

An alright post. But the last sentence made me laugh. +2.

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-09-07 16:10:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The song that brings me to my 'happy place', especially while under the influence, is

Dogs by Pink Floyd

I know that song like the topside of my cock.

Yes, that's very well.

Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-09-07 16:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

My heart was won with Cannibal Corpse's "Force Fed Broken Glass", followed by "I come blood".

Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-09-07 15:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You should listen to Opeth...I would describe 90% of their work as perfect.


Either that, or the Ghostbusters theme.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-09-07 14:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

The perfect song is sleep now in the fire.


Mmm...incapacitating.

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