Addicted to Uber - introducing Uber Annoymous (845 hits)
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Submitted by www.gingerjumper.com (View user info) at 2004-09-07 15:29:13 EDT
Dear World;
In the last two days I have come to a conclusion - I am an Uber Addict!
It started after a friend showed me her posts. I read them with glee, getting to know a little part of her personality with each post. Then I saw the comments section and was shocked by some of the comments that had been left on some of the most personal writing I've seen. Even though it was not needed, I wanted to defend my friends writing so I joined Uber.
Everyday I would visit her pages, looking for new content. I re-read old pages too. Then I saw the links on the right to new pieces. Funny story led into crude picture, flame wars fed into porn and then back to amusing anecdotes. Within weeks, I had become addicted. The signs are clear, I spend more time reading stuff on here than writing stuff for my own website. My flat mate catch's me sniggering in the corner, wondering what I am smirking at then clambering to see the monitor when a picture of some naked lady appears.
(Deep breath)
As a result, now I have admitted my problem, I propose that "Uber Addicts Anonymous" starts so not only I can fight my problem but maybe I can help others too. Let me start by being the first to admit,
"My name's James and I am am uber addict."
Awwww, it feels better for sharing that with the group (who may not turn up)
User Reviews
Submitted by kingjc (user info) at 2004-09-08 09:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We are all addicts of something it would appear.............
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-08 09:08:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-09-08 07:51:38 (#)
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I am NOT an ADDICT. Alright, I might've recreationally injected a little Uber into my arm a few times, but I'm FAR from addicted. Stop trying to control my life.
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You are an addict.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-09-08 08:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell, I know the feeling!
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-09-08 07:51:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am NOT an ADDICT. Alright, I might've recreationally injected a little Uber into my arm a few times, but I'm FAR from addicted. Stop trying to control my life.
Submitted by kingjc (user info) at 2004-09-08 07:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
addicted to a place? now thats a new one on me. Poor lad, I feel for you. Try getting addicted to a place with sunshine and people who speak a language that is recognisable. Go south for a bit and you will find this magical place called....England!
Submitted by Scotsman (user info) at 2004-09-08 04:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I am a Scotsman and I live in fear of losing my job as I am addicted to this place!
Submitted by kingjc (user info) at 2004-09-08 04:26:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I had a feeling I wouldn't be the first person to write about Uber addiction so thanks Loren for the links - saves me having to look for them!
As for addictions of other kinds, having never smoked a fag or dabbled with any recreational drugs (bar alcohol) I cannot comment on some of the admissions below. Hey you only get one life, do with it what you want! As the child of a psychiatric nurse, I have some understanding of what drug addicts go through so I am happily staying away from the red pill, blue pill and any white powders that go up ones nose!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-07 17:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm addicted to self abuse...and I have no plans on getting treatment for this affliction.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-09-07 17:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm addicted to methamphetamines. Does your addiction cause you to go into convulsions and drool all over your new couch? Does it make you think your the king of Egypt and therefore have the power to talk to cats? Does it make you run for five years because you thought you heard the boogeyman?
Doubt it. Until then I'd move up the ladder to say cigarrettes and alchohol. It's easy! Just try it!
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-07 17:49:03 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/44216 <-------------- hot chick masturbating
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-07 17:38:20 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/44257
I'm addicted to spam.
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-09-07 17:30:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
psha. annoymous.
well, +1 because it sounds like it could be a cool word. annoy-mous. kind of like enormous. if you have down's syndrome.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-09-07 17:12:03 EDT (#)
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Look, anybody who gives this place a real try is addicted to it.
Submitted by kingjc (user info) at 2004-09-07 16:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks monarch for the welcome message.
It's so good to see I am not the only one addicted to this small piece of tarmac on the internet super highway!
come on people, lets continue to share the admissions, we have nothing to be scared of!
Submitted by Reese at 2004-09-07 16:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi my name is Reese and I'm an Uber Addict. It's gotten really, really bad. I see license plates and think of my favorite Uber authors. Random yells of "-2" and "you stupid fucktard" escape my mouth during a road rage driven moments. Let's not get on "Board @ Work". Ubersite consumes my workweek. If my pc was tracked as to how much time I spend reading this site I'd probably be in shit-heap of trouble.
I still remain a closet Uber user, although the addiction consumes me.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-09-07 16:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You read old posts eh?
Somehow, I seriously doubt that.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/8232
http://www.ubersite.com/m/5790
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31285
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31284
http://www.ubersite.com/m/19867
http://www.ubersite.com/m/13176
http://www.ubersite.com/m/9686
http://www.ubersite.com/m/8618
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-07 15:53:19 EDT (#)
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Ginger Jumper??? WTF kind of name is that?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-09-07 15:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
me too
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-09-07 15:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My name's Scott, and I'm addicted to Uber.
Every morning I get up, read Uber for an hour or two, take a shower, eat breakfast, then come back to Uber until someone calls/I have work/class.
I've interrupted games of Doom 3 at my friend's house just to see if people have read my posts.
I tell people about funny stuff Uber people have said.
*starts crying*
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2004-09-07 15:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for telling us! :D
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-09-07 15:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you grope your groin when you read Uber, you damn dirty groin groping gaylord?
Because I sure do.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2004-09-07 15:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, that's fair. I can respect an honest person.
Welcome to Uber (officially), by the way.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-09-07 15:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
me to. If I don't see uber I start to get the shakes!
Submitted by kingjc (user info) at 2004-09-07 15:30:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
apologies in advance for spelling anonymous incorrectly!