UberPlight (608 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.5 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Surge <MacDaddySurge.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-07 18:01:25 EDT
My account no longer works. After tons of messages, and over 30,000 hits, mostly hate responces, the short, but fruitful, saga of The Original Mac Daddy Surge is over. No more sex with mountain lions and large mechanical mice. Now I am going to have to rethink my strategy. Im going to have to dwell deep into the human character to moraly offend every soul that reads any of my posts. -2s mean nothing to me. The jokes on you -2 is my favorite number.
Sex. It can be a good thing or a bad thing. Actualy it depends on what kind of person you are. If you are an ugly person, or your just some kind of nerd or freek, then sex is very bad. Its the one thing you cant have (Unless you pay for it or you rape someone you sick bastar. But I have found out that sex can be a good thing for everyone, even you ugly people (you know who you are ;-). Sex with subjects that arnt human, i find, is the best way to get off. Most of the time its because the thing your having sex with, has no idea whats going on.
Take some peanut butter and spread it all over your balls(or for women, vagina). call your dog over and tell it to lick it off. Its great. Take a watermellon, stick it in the oven for a few, then cut a hole in it, and pump it full of your love juice. Women, take a banana stick in the microwave, spray some Pam on it, then go bananas! (This one also works for men in the 'poop shoot')
You can find all sorts of neat ways to have sex with an imaginary person. And remember, there is nothing wrong with having sex with a close relative, of ANY age.
Master Mac Daddy Surge
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Submitted by MacDaddySurge (user info) at 2004-09-07 18:40:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MacDaddySurge (user info) at 2004-09-07 18:39:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-07 18:35:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-07 18:17:17 EDT (#)
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Nice carpet.
Submitted by Batsu (user info) at 2004-09-07 18:17:04 EDT (#)
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Hey that's my dog!
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-09-07 18:14:55 EDT (#)
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I'm sure that dog really appreciates the lingere.
Submitted by MacDaddySurge (user info) at 2004-09-07 18:07:19 EDT (#)
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Registered on or around: 2004-01-22 17:05:58
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