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Submitted by Surge <MacDaddySurge.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-07 19:33:42 EDT
Here is how you make a free teen sex video!
Get married. Next thing you want to do is have at least two children. For 14 years raise them in seperate rooms and never let them see daylight. Make sure they stay in shape, and are decent looking. Then one day before they turn 15 put them both in the same room and tell them to start playing with eachother. TADA, you have a free teen sex video! Now send it to my e-mail address, MacDaddySurge.at.yahoo.com .
How to make a free pussy!
Stick your erect penis into alot of playdough. Lube it up with some vegetable shortening. TADA, free pussy.
Free Pain!
Thread a needle. Stick it through the head of your penis. Tie the other end of the thread to a car. Tell your friend to drive off. OUCH!!!! Free pain!
Free Money!
Go to a corner on Burbon St. in New Orleans, or a dark ally in Las Vegas. Hang a sign around your neck that says "I SUCK DICK FOR $$$$" TADA, free semen AND free money!
But lets say your like me. You dont need any porn, pain, pussy, or money. Then there is only one thing that you do want...
JESUS EATING GRASSHOPPERS DIPPED IN DOG SHIT!
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User Reviews
Submitted by BonesForBucks (user info) at 2004-09-09 03:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I gotta give this a 2. You trickster you.
Submitted by MacDaddySurge (user info) at 2004-09-07 23:50:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by MrFluff <Drunksanta.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-09-07 23:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont like this site and the only reason I came to this post was because I was looking for "Free Teen Videos". But I like this post so I'll give it a 5, which is a +2 to all you uber-nerds
Submitted by MacDaddySurge (user info) at 2004-09-07 23:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hacked my penis, and heres the script
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Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-09-07 23:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Lot's of 1s today, but no 2s.
Submitted by Xtreme_PEN15 (user info) at 2004-09-07 22:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
your a filthy man and I like it
Submitted by MacDaddySurge (user info) at 2004-09-07 21:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Condom
Submitted by MacDaddySurge (user info) at 2004-09-07 21:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what could be more funny than jesus eating grasshoppers dipped in shit?
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-09-07 21:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MacDaddySurge (user info) at 2004-09-07 20:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-07 20:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-07 20:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, that's me. Well it's not me but I made that post.
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Submitted by MacDaddySurge (user info) at 2004-09-07 20:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
are you the one in the jap picture?
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-09-07 20:36:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Random Joes Mom <sergiosdick.at.isucked.com> at 2004-09-07 20:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sex with him was better than with you sonney boy.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-07 20:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you like fat chicks too??
thats fucking awesome
Submitted by Sergi <MANGA.at.TANGA.com> at 2004-09-07 20:17:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AND I FUCKED UR MOM
Submitted by ben at 2004-09-07 20:13:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-09-07 20:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And I love growing them.
Submitted by MacDaddySurge (user info) at 2004-09-07 19:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by MacDaddySurge (user info) at 2004-09-07 19:51:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Batsu (user info) at 2004-09-07 19:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where's the pizza guy?
Submitted by MacDaddySurge (user info) at 2004-09-07 19:48:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
coolbeans
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-09-07 19:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
And then your children send themselves to me, it's a deal.
Submitted by MacDaddySurge (user info) at 2004-09-07 19:45:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
send them to my children
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-09-07 19:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MacDaddySurge (user info) at 2004-09-07 19:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
people dont think when they market these things
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-09-07 19:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What if you aren't still around in 15 years? Where do I send them then?
Submitted by MacDaddySurge (user info) at 2004-09-07 19:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by pen15 (user info) at 2004-09-07 19:40:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yum
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-07 19:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MacDaddySurge (user info) at 2004-09-07 19:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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