Woo Diablo 2 awesome set items! (1253 hits)
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Submitted by Jinky Williams (View user info) at 2004-09-07 23:17:14 EDT
Tervulta's Prismatic Disco Ball
+75% resist to Earth, Wind, and Fire damage
+100% Increased chance to rock
+3 to Disco Inferno
+2 to Night Fever (Aura: Inflicts fire damage + stun to female foes)
Other set items:
Tervulta's Polysuit D'leizur
Tervulta's Hari'cheste
Tervulta's Coiffure
Yes, I'm a nerd. Yes, this will likely only be funny to an extremely small demographic of Uberusers. But ya know, some times you gotta do what you gotta do.
Stay orange.
--JW
User Reviews
Submitted by General Electric at 2004-10-08 19:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Haha... very funny. I love it...wish i could use it in the game. Keep it up.
Submitted by iamtheyak (user info) at 2004-09-08 19:21:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-09-08 10:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nobb:
The place where I originally submitted the image to (but they haven't approved/posted it yet) had a max image size of 200x 230y. And I wanted it to look like it was really a screen of the game, so I had to compromise with the spacing a bit. If I was thinking I would have made another one with the full text and everything for here... but I didn't.
"Wacky Equipment Database" http://www.planetdiablo.com/features/wackyequipment/
There are some good ones, a few instant classics, some induce a snicker, snort, or chortle, but a lot are kinda lame. And I didn't see any that had the item look like it was actually in the game.
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-09-08 01:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why did you only post half the image?
Submitted by smokymtcsw (user info) at 2004-09-08 01:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dont play anymore (see my post on being addicted) but that is funny to me.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-09-08 00:49:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+75% resist to Earth, Wind, and Fire damage
+100% Increased chance to rock
+3 to Disco Inferno
+2 to Night Fever (Aura: Inflicts fire damage + stun to female foes)
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I laughed at that. Very, very hard.
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-09-08 00:33:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I lost so many hours of my life to that game. Almost brings a tear to my eye.
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2004-09-08 00:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rubixred (lvl 84 Azon)
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-09-08 00:07:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PhrozenKeep has a .dll plugin that grants you 4,000,000+ squares of storage space in 10x10 pages. You can't use it on Closed Bnet of course, but if you are LANning it up or just playing single player/open Bnet, it's an awesome tool. There's also a plugin that allows you to put rings, amulets, boots, belts, and gloves on your mercenaries. Fun times, indeed.
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by Xtreme_PEN15 (user info) at 2004-09-08 00:05:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the balls to do this
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-09-08 00:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-07 23:20:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
You play on USEast? I am priest-killer. (Mormon-Slayer being my lvl 93 barb).
I lost a crapload of runes because I didn't perm a mule. So I quit ever since out of anger at myself.
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I feel your pain.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2004-09-07 23:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am only +2 ing this because I ..... well lets just say I can relate.
-BUT-
Please don't start a new trend of this crap... You know what though? I am sure this will not be the last one.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-09-07 23:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-09-07 23:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahah! fantastic! +2 because this is an original idea, never been done.
Submitted by angry_keebler (user info) at 2004-09-07 23:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-09-07 23:20:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am disgusted both at myslef, and you - for not only did I get this joke. I laughed.
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Hahah. Exactly. By the way...aren't those boots shitty ass Treads of Cthon? You should be using waterwalks with the kickass disco ball.
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-09-07 23:38:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Doh! The set title isn't on there! Well, it kinda is in the image. But just for your gratification and for closure:
"Tervulta's Gruvinthreds"
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-09-07 23:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow.
Well, it was interesting.
But also sort of sad.
Submitted by Mike at 2004-09-07 23:35:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Diablo 2 reference.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-09-07 23:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I were you I would at least try and see if I could fake the accent. You won't get any ladies because of it but people will look at you with interest. I would also suggest growing a large beard so you can store food for the winter. That's the scottish way.
Submitted by JinkyWilliams (user info) at 2004-09-07 23:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GLALL:
While I am predominantly Scottish, I reside in, and was born in America. As were my parents, and my grandparents. After that, I'm not sure. As far as my kinsmen in the Motherland, I can't speak for them. Any man who wears a skirt, plays a pig, and willingly consumes a dish that consists of a sheep turned inside-out and filled with oatmeal is a questionable one in my opinion.
Sighh... I don't even have the accent. But I do have the red hair, and I don't have the temper. I consider it a fair trade.
Stay orange.
--JW
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-09-07 23:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Jinky don't consider yourself a dork because you play video games. Blame your dorkiness on being Scottish or whatever country you call yourselves now. Ireland?
I didn't even think you guys had t.v.'s yet so this is a shocker.
Submitted by skatastrophy (user info) at 2004-09-07 23:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-07 23:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pwn4g3.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-07 23:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You play on USEast? I am priest-killer. (Mormon-Slayer being my lvl 93 barb).
I lost a crapload of runes because I didn't perm a mule. So I quit ever since out of anger at myself.
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-09-07 23:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am disgusted both at myslef, and you - for not only did I get this joke. I laughed.