I am not a fat man in a string vest. (393 hits)
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Submitted by hummer_please (View user info) at 2004-09-08 12:24:25 EDT
Ah, the internet. A wonderful place of free speech and free porn. A place where anyone can vent their frustrations or express their deepest feelings. Or hide behing alter-egos. In the short time since I joined Ubersite I've noticed that people like to post under false names from time to time. This tactic has varied results...
Funny: http://www.ubersite.com/m/42075
Divides opinion (but I like it): http://www.ubersite.com/m/37628
Absolute shit: http://www.ubersite.com/m/42820
So I decided to do a little experiment to see just how powerful a fake name can make a person feel. Let's take a quick detour into a teen chatroom selected at random...
I logged in to http://www.teenspot.com as <HotGrrrl7> and within seconds I received a private chat request from one Mister <nigdicked_roleplayguy>.
<nigdicked_roleplayguy> asl
<HotGrrrl7> 19 f New York <<< (Read: 21 m UK)
<nigdicked_roleplayguy> kewl
<nigdicked_roleplayguy> u like role play?
<HotGrrrl7> sure, i guess
<nigdicked_roleplayguy> wanna then?
<HotGrrrl7> ok
<nigdicked_roleplayguy> *fists your ass*
I got owned. But <nigdicked_roleplayguy> felt pretty powerful, I'm sure.
This little episode got me thinking about how much we can actually know about our fellow Uberusers. All this camwhoring can easily be rigged thanks to the Google image search. So it would seem we are at the mercy of these dirty old men (don't lie Kristen, I know who you REALLY are). But don't despair, I have a solution.
Everyone must post a picture of themselves holding a sign reading 'I AM NOT A FAT MAN IN A STRING VEST'. No smiling, no deviation and fully dressed (you pervert).
Until that day Uber, we'll never know the truth.
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Submitted by hummer_please (user info) at 2004-09-08 12:53:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well Bob, be proud. But no pictures, please.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-08 12:42:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Vests don't look good on me and hide my 6-pack abs.
Buttmunch.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-09-08 12:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
But what if I really am a fat man in a stringed vest?