Xenon's rant to end all rants (well, mine at least) (644 hits)
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Submitted by <xenon> (View user info) at 2004-09-08 13:23:44 EDT
Welcome. If you wish to enter the hell-hole that is my personal list of vendettas, pet peeves, dislikes, and irritations then by all means read this post. If not, then click "back."
I hate rice burners. Usually they come in the form of a cheap import car that has been modified with every Pep Boys/AutoZone/Advance Auto Parts accessory available. This includes oversized mufflers, sundry colored lights, and oversized flashy wheels that only aid in counteracting any possible performance modifications the owner may have attempted to do to their bastardized vehicle.
I hate this guy Dennis. He made my company stick someone over in this noisy high-traffic area so it would be "convenient for employees to access our services." Of course that guy had to be ME! Funny, how for three years, no one but him has complained about our location being "inconvenient."
I hate Muslims.
"Wait, hey, Xenon, you shouldn't hate all Muslims. Just the bad ones."
Shut the fuck up. This is my rant. Now listen to me.
I hate Muslims. I realize that not all of them are terrorists trying to kill all "infidels." But why aren't the "good" Muslims doing more to get their message heard over the terrorists. Seems like out of 1.3 billion Muslims in the world, they could be a little louder than the terrorists if they wanted to. They're obviously too pussy to do anything about it. Or maybe they really do silently support them. I'll leave that to you to decide. Either way, they should stand up and be heard or come out and tell us what they really think.
I hate politics. It brings out the worst in ALL people. People get so passionate about "their party" or "their candidate." Some people would rather lose a friend than lose an election. Even if they aren't the one running for office.
I hate pride. Pride keeps people from friends and loved ones. It's what keeps a kid pouting in his room even after his mom says he can come out after he's been punished because he doesn't want to face the people that saw him get reprimanded. It's what keeps a person in power from simply admitting his faults and wrong-doings. Rather he shifts blame or twists words to soften the blow to his character. It's what drives today's buzz words and trends like low-carb diets, "if you've got it, flaunt it," and RICE BURNERS!
Finally, I hate all these Lord of the Ringsesque bandwagoneers and hardcore geeks. Geez, how can one get so wrapped up in a freakin' made-up fantasty world. Middle earth...give me a break.
"How dare you, Xenonian?! Tolkien was a master of language arts. He wrote the Elvin language!"
Thank you for making my point, oh uber-nerd.
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-08 17:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-09-08 16:18:38 (#)
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StabKill,
You are a fucking moron. It's people who think like you that make the world so shitty. It's not a Christian vs Muslim argument asshole. Terrorism is not a Muslim phenomenon, it's a human phenomenon. You are a racist. Why are Muslims the target right now? Because brainwashed shitfucks like you watch too much T.V. Have you ever left your small town and been to another continent? Do you have any reality in your life besides rant sites and FCC approved media? Fuck man, I deal with way too many assheads like you.
What makes you better than a religious denomination? Will YOU killing all Muslims make the world a safer place? What about the white Muslims? What if your parents told you they want to become Mulsim? Christians and Muslims are no better than one another morally. Have you ever been to Kuwait? Lebanon? What is the predominant religion in Lebanon? So is it just Muslims? Or just Arabs in general??? You are a filthy fucking excuse for one with so many liberal freedoms. Open your eyes before you judge the world.
Now you can adjust your Gap hat and finish your Big Mac and think about who has taken more land, money and power in this world. That's right US.
Fuck yourself moron.
Read a history book.
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It's people like you that allow enemies to grow strong and conquer you.
YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON. Period. You statement that terrorists isn't a muslim phenomenon is fucking ridiculous...insane, madness. Even the Arab media is realizing that this is a muslim thing. You're fucking insane, man. You make excuses and people like me have to fix them.
You mention Kuwait...Well, Kuwait doesn't hate us and it's pretty safe there because...Well, uh... We saved their ass, and unlike France, they are mighty grateful for it.
Trying to pull a fast one about the "major religion" of Lebanon? Well, punk... it used to be Christianity until the Muslims from Syria started taking control. Do you know that when Israel invaded Lebanon, the Lebanese cheered them??? They don't like the palestinians anymore than Israel does. So guess what? Who needs to take a fucking history lesson? You suck ass, man.
Who bombed the Marine barracks in lebanon? The christian lebanese people? Fuck no. It was Hezbollah, jackass.
So what if there are "other" terrorist organizations in the world... The fucking Japanese Red Army? The IRA? Sure they exist...but who is the one intent on blowing up a nuclear weapon if they could get their hands on one.... Muslims.
I hope and pray a muslim takes the life of people you care for, or better yet.... YOU. Because that is what must happen for you to realize they will kill you no matter how much you beg and plead that you "understand them". Want to test this? Go to Iraq now.
Only then will you understand what their mission is: The entire globe under the green flag of Islam.
Turkey? Kuwait? Fucking "moderates" sit by silently.... and they are on the death list! Do you know what the muslims call them? Salafis. And they are just as much enemies of fundamentalist Islam as a Jew.
I was in Iraq...who really the fuck are you to talk to me? Be gone, fool.
Why are there no "decent" liberals on here that can speak reality while professing their values of environment, gay rights, gun-control, affirmative action, pro-choice? Mindless fools will say stuff like these two clowns...
People like you give these guys their power when they commit these terrorist acts.
And if you would like to know, I don't fucking watch television. It's people like YOU who do and then do not understand, because they are the ones feeding the line of shit about "peaceful" muslims. Oh yeah, they wre peaceful all right. They do nothing when their sons and daughters blow up a bus or school filled with kids and women.
But you know what...it just boils down to this: You are defending the terrorists, and I am not.
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-09-08 16:18:38 EDT (#)
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StabKill,
You are a fucking moron. It's people who think like you that make the world so shitty. It's not a Christian vs Muslim argument asshole. Terrorism is not a Muslim phenomenon, it's a human phenomenon. You are a racist. Why are Muslims the target right now? Because brainwashed shitfucks like you watch too much T.V. Have you ever left your small town and been to another continent? Do you have any reality in your life besides rant sites and FCC approved media? Fuck man, I deal with way too many assheads like you.
What makes you better than a religious denomination? Will YOU killing all Muslims make the world a safer place? What about the white Muslims? What if your parents told you they want to become Mulsim? Christians and Muslims are no better than one another morally. Have you ever been to Kuwait? Lebanon? What is the predominant religion in Lebanon? So is it just Muslims? Or just Arabs in general??? You are a filthy fucking excuse for one with so many liberal freedoms. Open your eyes before you judge the world.
Now you can adjust your Gap hat and finish your Big Mac and think about who has taken more land, money and power in this world. That's right US.
Fuck yourself moron.
Read a history book.
Submitted by sockboy (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:43:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
not a bad rant, but i'm going to have to give you a -1 for not mentioning dingle-berries
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:01:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
well, now i know why nobody rates my stuff...not when there's gold like this.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-09-08 14:58:23 EDT (#)
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I hate this post, you fucking whining biotch.
Add THAT to your list, while you're at it.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-08 14:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, dickhead. It's fucking 2004. Oh yeah... That which hunt last weekend really fired me up when we burned those wiccans. And when we tortured those non christians because they said they did not believe in my god last friday...that was killer.
Wake the fuck up you miserable prick... You need a couple shots to your head to make you think reality instead of the fucked up way you've been suckered to live.
The IRA? Christian on Christian violence...yeah, right... Ok. Did you know this even? Probably not.
How old are you? 15?
Hmmmm...Muslims FORCING their religion on us? You blame christians for doing that? Funny how I am not christian and they haven't forced too much on me. Sure, I have to deal with some knocks on the door and some bullshit talk and some blue laws in some counties...But whatever...I can always move somewhere else.
Do you know why the muslims don't FORCE their religion on us? Because they can't. If they could, they would. If they had a majority, you bet you'd see some shit.
Do you know what kind of "religious freedoms" you have in a predominantly muslim country? Fucking none, you jackass. Saudi Arabia: ILLEGAL TO WORSHIP ANY OTHER GOD BUT ALLAH. NO freedoms.
The small christian minorities around Arab countries are outcasts that are frequently persecuted.
FUCK! I have to stand up for Christians being the atheist I am? Fuck you, punk. I don't need to explain how many ways you are fucked up.
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-09-08 14:46:11 EDT (#)
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HEY. This is my rant. You people keep your ranting to yourselves!
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-09-08 14:31:18 EDT (#)
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Great rant I must say.
Some absolutley idiotic remarks from supporters however:
"Yeah, Christians are fucked too but at least they don't go around bombing women and children."
Ever heard of the IRA, asshole? Witch hunts? Inquisitions? At least Muslims don't try to FORCE their religion on us.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-09-08 14:24:01 EDT (#)
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Actually, I would prefer that no one have nukes. And why is it ok for Israel to have nukes? They only need them because the British and the US set them up a pretty little homeland after WWII and acted shocked when people who had lived there for 2000 years got pissed off. Why are we tolerating thewir little version of the Berlin wall? Hell, we were against such walls once. Even the Great Republican God Reagan took a stand against such walls.
And why is the Middle East unsettled? If you say anything other than shithole US foreign policy, you are so wrong. We fucked up Iran by setting the Shah up to fail when we toppled a democratically-elected government. Yes. Topple a democratic republic, set up a dictator, and cry like bitches when a theocracy takes over. We set Saddam up and then cried like little girls with a skinned knee when he stopped playing ball. Hell, we set up the framework for the Taliban takeover and paid bin Laden to fight the Ruskies in Afghanistan, only to ignore the ensuing power vacuum.
Add to that US putting Castro in power in Cuba and Noriega in Panama and I'd say we have a pretty sound basis for saying the US has o business doing anything outside its own borders ever.'
Oh, but that isn't convenient for your little arguments.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-08 14:16:46 EDT (#)
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Er "whether" .... I've been watching too much hurricane coverage god damn it.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-09-08 14:16:08 EDT (#)
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Muslims are pussies. One of my neighbors is a Muslim, and I've seen earthworms with more backbone than this simpering fuck.
Their own silence condemns them every time terrorists kill someone in the name of their god.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-08 14:15:38 EDT (#)
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If someone would trust..say...North Korea and Iran with nuclear weapons over the USA, well...
That just says something about your intelligence.
You pacifist mother fuckers live in a fucking dream world.
"The USA has a stockpile of nukes! So what is wrong with Syria getting their hands on them?"
Moronic fools.... I'm not going to die in a nuclear inferno because of people like you ignoring threats... Israel is not going to stand by and watch Iran make nuclear weapons. The shit is going to hit the fan real soon, and you can bet your ass the leadership want Kerry elected as soon as possible.
2 Scenarios I see: Kerry is elected and Israel will immediately attack Iran or Bush is elected and some other means in the future... Weather it be diplomatic or an attack...Some shit is coming down.
But fuck it...you love muslim extremists having nukes. Why the fuck not?
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-09-08 14:07:22 EDT (#)
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Yes, Stabkill. Only we should have nukes stockpiled. Of course.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-09-08 13:59:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-09-08 13:31:09 (#)
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"Seems like out of 1.3 billion Muslims in the world, they could be a little louder than the terrorists if they wanted to. They're obviously too pussy to do anything about it. Or maybe they really do silently support them."
You just earned your fat self a +2.
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I agree 100% with the above and you can toss politics into the mix on this very issue. OUR governmnet (democrat or republican) are weak ass bastards. Sure, GW took out Saddam... But at the same time we don't tell Russia "Go ahead and bomb the shit outta muslims" which we should do. We basically wind up supporting the Chechnyans as freedom fighters. It's pathetic.
This should be a holy war, and we should get China and Russia in on this shit and lay the smackdown on 1.2 Billion inbred, self-mutilating, chanting allah(satans)-followers. Yeah, Christians are fucked too but at least they don't go around bombing women and children.
Muslims who intend to dominate the world + Weak government = Bad news in the future. Especially in regard to nukes. Iran is going to get them, Pakistan already has them...why doesn't Europe care? Why doesn't the USA do anything? Why does Israel have to sit on their hands when they are the ones who want to bomb ASAP?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-09-08 13:57:24 EDT (#)
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I hate you.
Now listen to me, this is my rant.
I hate you.
Submitted by WarMaid (user info) at 2004-09-08 13:42:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-09-08 13:31:09 EDT (#)
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"Seems like out of 1.3 billion Muslims in the world, they could be a little louder than the terrorists if they wanted to. They're obviously too pussy to do anything about it. Or maybe they really do silently support them."
You just earned your fat self a +2.