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Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2004-09-08 13:46:42 EDT


I met my husband today. Although I'm excited, I find myself riddled with nerves.

You see, he is from Rangpur. What would a girl from a village have to offer a man from the city? Not only is he from the city, he is also a business man. My whole life I've been surrounded with farmers and shepherds, and even then I am often at a loss. My mother and sisters have taught me how to cook, sew, and please a man- yet whenever I dreamt of a boy, it was always of the boys in my life.

I never believed a cultured, civilized man from Rangpur would want a girl such as myself!

His voice was like velvet; smooth, flowing, dark, and textured. I even caught some of his musky scent through the sheet that hung between us. As I sat, shrouded and shy, answering his polite questions about my family and my past, I tried to invision him.

I could see his form through the fabric. He seemed large, healthy, I could even distinguish his hair- slight curls framing his large head.

After he left my mother assured me that he was a good man, and she reminded me that a mans beauty (although not always apparent on the outside) was hidden within, and a good wife would cultivate that beauty.

I could tell he was eager for me. My family was eager for him. They had many sheep and blankets (blankets that my sisters and I had spent hours upon hours weaving- I still had sores on my hands from the loom) saved in preparation for our wedding. Even if I, as a woman, would leave him wanting- my bride price would surely placate him.

My sisters were writhing with jealousy. They were all older and married to local men, they had never, and would never see the city.

I would soon be living there.

How can I be so miserable!?

To accept this man means leaving my family. It means leaving the village, the river, the peace.

The only thing I would take with me would be my religion.


Bismillahir rahmanir rahim



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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-09-09 04:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-09 03:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, I do the Islam posts!

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-09-08 18:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-09-08 14:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-09-08 13:54:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

And, this is fiction you stupid twat... I'm not writing this from a Bangali village, I'm sitting here in my apartment in Michigan.

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It had damn well better be fiction... there are a lot of suitors out there *ahem* that would be very disappointed...

=D

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-09-08 14:40:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

100?? I remember when I first met you and you talked about how many posts I had.

Happy Momentous Uber-Occasion!!!

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2004-09-08 14:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Your religion and your PINEAPPLE! *gasp*

Submitted by glasscpp (user info) at 2004-09-08 14:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

corn_nugget:
"And, this is fiction you stupid twat... I'm not writing this from a Bangali village, I'm sitting here in my apartment in Michigan. "

HAHAHHAAHHAHHAHHAHAA - I found that line funny for some odd reason.
Nice post to make for your 100th! - Congrat's

cheers,
glasscpp


Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-09-08 14:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-09-08 13:49:41 (#)
Ranking: 2

Bismillahir rahmanir rahim=in the name of god, the beneficient, the merciful.

Usually said at the beginning of any Islamic ritual or quran recitation.
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Sorry comic book guy I am going to have to call you on your translation, I am not sure what it says exactly, but it has something to do with "a man with no horse and no mustache."

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-09-08 13:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Congrats on 100!

I'm at 99 myself

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-09-08 13:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Everything you ever wanted to know about corn_nugget
User id: 3199
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MY 100 POST!!!!!!!!

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And, this is fiction you stupid twat... I'm not writing this from a Bangali village, I'm sitting here in my apartment in Michigan.

Submitted by l-ryd (user info) at 2004-09-08 13:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

uhhhh


they got many PC's out in the village?

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-09-08 13:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mekka Lekka Hi
Mekka Hiney Ho

Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-09-08 13:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bismillahir rahmanir rahim=in the name of god, the beneficient, the merciful.

Usually said at the beginning of any Islamic ritual or quran recitation.


Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and
musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called `City
Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about
`What's to be done with this Homer Simpson"'

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival