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Submitted by tha_rusty_1 <tha_rusty_1.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-09-08 14:13:45 EDT


well this is my first original post on ubersite, so ill start off with a hello to everyoen and ive enjoyed most of the posts ive seen on here......anyway.....
couple years ago i was dating this girl that seemed to be really into me, but i never really knew how much. I had just turned 16 so i had a car,and a license so we were able to hang out and go places and things like that. Well after a while good night kisses turned into petting and more and more.
Eventually i got some decent blowjobs (she was a virgin and im sure she hda never given oral before) so i tried to push the envelop ea lil bit and see if i could go all the way.

Her being such a "wholesome" girl wouldnt let me take her virginity, that was something she said she would want to wait for so it was special. I was fine with taht ...no really i was.....but in aj oking tone one night said, "you should let me go anal on you!"

Well at first she had a look of "NO WAY" then thought about it for a few mins, and out of the blue just gives me the ok. So we start fooling around some and she went before hand and got some ky type lube, i dont know if it was ky or not but anyway...i get her naked, and still try and just have sex with her regular, she wasnt having any of it....so i lube up her and one finger, and start to work it in, and she seems to be a little uncomfortable, but nothing too bad, so i get another ready and plunge that one in...and shes good to go, she actually likes it a little bit.

So now its time to seal the deal. I aim, steady, and fire. No this is were it gets a little fuzzy. I get the head in, and then start to go in a little more, and she stands straight up on her knees and reaches back and pushes me away, and just gives me the "ow" call.

So im now sure ive hurt her. So i asked if she was ok, and she says yeah. Well she stands up and i see her kind of shake a little bit. She then shakes her head a little bit and thats when it happened. It was like slow motion. Like someone stopped time. She looked at me, then the her eyes rolled up and she fell forward stiff as a board............she had just passed out. I dont know if it was from shock or pain, but she was out cold, and on the way down clipped her head on a small chest in her room.

So here i am a 16 year old kid, at his 15 year old girlfriends house, with her parents downstairs, and their daughter has just slammed into the ground possibly waking them up, and shes naked. AND on top of all that, she bleeding from the side of her head, and mouth from busting her lip on the ground with a naked guy standing above her, obviously she had just been analy violated. So as you can see im now scared shitless.

I picked her up and put her on the bed, got my clothes on an decided i would jsut wait until she woke up to see if she needed anyting, this was at ABOUT 1:30.




Then i thought better of it, and left.
She called me 2 days later, and apologized, and still wnated to see me.

im such an asshole

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Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-01-03 02:44:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

...!?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-03 02:38:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Shut Up

Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-09-13 20:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

jackass


Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-09-08 22:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I expected Jinjo.

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-09-08 22:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-09-08 22:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You suck. Try spell check...and a good story.

Submitted by LUE (user info) at 2004-09-08 22:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by project_nessa (user info) at 2004-09-08 22:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I thought it was actually pretty funny...in a Animal House sort of way. (Fuck her, fuck her brains out!)

Submitted by jzuska (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Honestly, -2 for not fuckin the bitch while she was knocked out. What.... she wouldnt have known.

Submitted by spooky (user info) at 2004-09-08 15:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 for not fucking her while she was out.
you're such a pussy.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-09-08 14:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Crayon!!

HahahHAHAhahhaHAHAHHahahHAha!

Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-09-08 14:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

This review is specifically intended to prevent you from getting a perfect -2.

Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-09-08 14:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This post reads like it was drafted in crayon.

The question is, how many crayons did you eat before it was done?

Submitted by Embryophagic <nclarkii.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-09-08 14:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That gave me a sick feeling deep down in the pit of my stomach. It wasn't the uneasy physical sensation of sickness such as nausea. It was akin to a wave of shameful depression and intense malaise brought on by the fact that humans are the most disgusting creatures to inhabit this planet.

Thank you for that.

Submitted by Apathesia (user info) at 2004-09-08 14:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, you are what you (try and fail to) fuck.

Submitted by l-ryd (user info) at 2004-09-08 14:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2




you are a pissant

may you be violated about the anus by bubbas team

Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-09-08 14:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

that's right, you are an asshole.


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